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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for thinking my bf is sexist and wanting to break up w/him because of it? break up with him and he can go to MGTOW and lie about an 18 year old stealing all of his money in divorce court to get asspats
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:07 |
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But... why is it that colour? I can understand colouring food. I develop product formulations that are coloured (though I try to use oleoresins etc so 'colour' doesn't have to appear on the ingredients list). But if you're going to dye cheese, why not dye it yellow?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:11 |
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The Lone Badger posted:But... why is it that colour? Same reason people add caramel coloring to certain alcoholic beverages; expectations
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:16 |
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Apparently some fancy-rear end cheese are also traditionally orange. Like this thing, which comes from France and uses the same coloring agent(annatto) as American cheddar.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:17 |
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QuarkJets posted:the goonest goon I think in the end people prevailed upon him to go to the doctor and the doctor said “your stomach can’t actually process cheese correctly, that’s why you fart so loving much” at which point the poster said “great, thanks doc” and instead of discontinuing his cheese habit he brought the doctor’s note to work, claiming it would now be illegal discrimination for anyone to complain that he was a walking chemical weapon
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:20 |
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And that mans name? Donald Trump
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:22 |
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The clear solution for cheese conundrum guy, and I really can't think of any other, is to switch to a good Cheeze Whiz for sucklin'. Even if the Mrs. bogarts your cheesenipples you can just wipe the nozzle off.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:26 |
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The real question is why did he marry and have kids with a filthy red neck.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:28 |
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QuarkJets posted:what in the everloving gently caress do you think you're accomplishing here Doc Hawkins posted:making the best burgers
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:38 |
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making the "best" burger obviously isn't the reason because you're putting gelatin-based cheese product on top of it
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 07:46 |
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The Lone Badger posted:But... why is it that colour? Like Haifisch said some cheeses are naturally orange and it has a lot to do what whatever the cows are eating (e.g. if it has a lot of carotene in it). Cheese from pastured cows tends to taste better, so Americans began to associate darker cheese with quality. Now it's just kind of a signature thing; American cheddar is orange because that's what American cheddar looks like.
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QuarkJets posted:making the "best" burger obviously isn't the reason because you're putting gelatin-based cheese product on top of it Well, I wish I could I make you a few some day, so I could truly incorporate your critique. I've see seen smashed burgers exceed many people's expectations, incluing mine...but sure, considering where we're having this conversation, you have reasons to be suspicious, and I have reasons to wonder if I am being yet another manchild foolcook.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 08:06 |
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here's an idea, you don't need to put gelatin in your cheese, you can just use cheese. they don't call 'em gelatinburgers
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 08:10 |
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Not necessarily the best burger but a really great gimmick-burger: make a thick curry sauce and then mix that with the hamburger meat before forming the patties. For real give it a try, curry-burgers are delicious
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 08:23 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for asking my wedding guest to leave for wearing his military uniform at my wedding? Full dress uniform is the same as formal wear, so the marine was in good taste and the bride the rear end in a top hat.
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Khazar-khum posted:This is from a couple of pages back, but it bugged the hell out of me. Comments seem to be arguing a lot over whether he should have asked first since the military has their own etiquette over these things and it's usually considered presumptuous to wear your military formals to a civilian wedding without permission (can be getting a bit 'thank me for my service' and all, or in the worst cases upstaging the bride/groom in the same way as a guest wearing white), but it's still probably an overreaction given Marines formalwear is apparently quite nice and as said, chances are it's the nicest clothes he owns.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 08:56 |
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Why don't the Polly-O parents ALREADY have locks on their loving bedroom doors?!
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 09:08 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Well, I wish I could I make you a few some day, so I could truly incorporate your critique. I've see seen smashed burgers exceed many people's expectations, incluing mine...but sure, considering where we're having this conversation, you have reasons to be suspicious, and I have reasons to wonder if I am being yet another manchild foolcook. Pick a cheese with a better melting point. Or don't, and use peanut butter instead. Jesus, I can just imagine the horrifying texture of a hard cheese melted down, mixed with gelatin, then re-melted again.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 09:33 |
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Liquid Communism posted:Jesus, I can just imagine the horrifying texture of a hard cheese melted down, mixed with gelatin, then re-melted again. I feel like this has to have been in one of those terrifying mid-century promotional cookbooks, probably with a name like "Party Cheese Loaf"
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 09:41 |
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Antivehicular posted:I feel like this has to have been in one of those terrifying mid-century promotional cookbooks, probably with a name like "Party Cheese Loaf" Searching for that turns up some tasty looking food
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 09:47 |
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:At least his stuff’s already gone so now she just needs to change the locks. Looks like the trash took itself out
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 09:52 |
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jobson groeth posted:Searching for that turns up some tasty looking food You most certainly did not include "midcentury" in your search when you're pulling up those results, simply baking cheese directly into a nice loaf of bread was way beyond the imagination of anyone who was an adult as late as the 1970s; people in those days were obsessed with mayo, gelatin, and cheese that comes out of a tube. Is that loving garlic in one of those pictures? Yeah, no, sorry, this is midcentury America we don't do garlic, take that foreigner poo poo back to whatever exotic country you're from, sir Here's something more representative of that era: Doesn't that just look so appetizing They apparently called this a type of "sandwich", imagine going over to someone's house and being told that they're giving you a sandwich and then this bullshit comes out: QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Mar 22, 2019 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my mother that my future son will never be allowed at her house? Yes trains are the most dangerous mode of transportation for babies.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 10:05 |
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Xik posted:The real question is why did he marry and have kids with a filthy red neck. Doing some mental math (married 28 years, young enough to have a 9 year old) they have to have been to been together since high school, and have spent three decades developing strategies to adapt to and enable each other's teenage-level behaviors. What was the 1989 equivalent of the high school weird anime couple?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 10:08 |
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Switchback posted:Yes trains are the most dangerous mode of transportation for babies. Eh, I can see the issue for a long-term train ride being not much better than a plane; limited personal space and privacy, may not have a bathroom big enough to change a nappy... though you never know, the motion on the tracks might send a baby right to sleep if you're lucky.
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QuarkJets posted:You most certainly did not include "midcentury" in your search when you're pulling up those results, simply baking cheese directly into a nice loaf of bread was way beyond the imagination of anyone who was an adult as late as the 1970s; people in those days were obsessed with mayo, gelatin, and cheese that comes out of a tube. Is that loving garlic in one of those pictures? Yeah, no, sorry, this is midcentury America we don't do garlic, take that foreigner poo poo back to whatever exotic country you're from, sir My dedication to Radical Sandwich Anarchy is being severely tested.
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CheesyDog posted:Doing some mental math (married 28 years, young enough to have a 9 year old) they have to have been to been together since high school, and have spent three decades developing strategies to adapt to and enable each other's teenage-level behaviors. That Weird Japanimation Couple
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 10:30 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Anyone else remember e/n guy who was lactose intolerant but still loved cheese and was farting so much and so badly that his coworkers refused to stand near him There was a kid in high school who would drink massive amounts of milk and fart around all day. He also once called me a bitch and since he was of course a black belt tried to TaeKwonDo my head. Which meant I just grabbed his foot and made him hop around on one foot hilariously. Since I’m sure he posts here Jeff I’m sorry but you were an insufferable oval office.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 10:32 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for stopping my one night stand from kissing me after she gave me a blowjob? https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31en84
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 10:35 |
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first its a little smooch after a blowjob then the next thing you know youre sucking every dick that comes along. gotta nip that thing in the bud.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 11:10 |
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Admiral Ray posted:I like that the mom told everyone why the dad doesn't do dishes: He loving sucks at it, just a complete goddamn moron when it comes to soaping up a dish.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 11:10 |
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My wife and I can't stop saying "poly cheese bag"
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 11:45 |
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This guy just couldn’t have expected to ask this question with everyone going, “sounds like a normal relationship and snacking activity.”
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:00 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:This guy just couldn’t have expected to ask this question with everyone going, “sounds like a normal relationship and snacking activity.” The dude has been married for 28 years to a poly cheese bag wife and writes like his mother was a syntax parser. His view of normal is so tilted he sees it like a tiny museum model.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:23 |
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the way she been acting is really such a drag fingers in my cheese bag
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:24 |
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I wonder if the old fat poly cheese bag couple can maintain lasting relationships with anyone else. Like, do they bring home a steady boyfriend/girlfriend every now and then? Someone who is familiar with their habits and decided it was acceptable? Or do they just bring in a string of randos because who in their right mind would ever come back after seeing locks and mini fridges in the separate bedrooms?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:37 |
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Dazerbeams posted:I wonder if the old fat poly cheese bag couple can maintain lasting relationships with anyone else. Like, do they bring home a steady boyfriend/girlfriend every now and then? Someone who is familiar with their habits and decided it was acceptable? Or do they just bring in a string of randos because who in their right mind would ever come back after seeing locks and mini fridges in the separate bedrooms? Remember that dude who after his wife asked to open the marriage he constantly brough twinks home to rail them while his kids were around? Its exactly that, but twinkies
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:40 |
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Did one of them start eating cheese out of the bag and then the other was like “hey, that’s a great idea!” Or is it that they both did it before they got together???
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:45 |
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She’s a good girl Loves her cheese snacks Loves polyamory and brokebrain husband too
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 12:55 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:05 |
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last dance with shredded cheese one last time to break the brain
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