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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





FUUUUUUUCK REGULATE DOGS



NO MORE THAN TWO DOGS PER PERSON

otherwise you cant give them enough scritches, and apologies to pantsless for using Lando

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

FUUUUUUUCK REGULATE DOGS



NO MORE THAN TWO DOGS PER PERSON

otherwise you cant give them enough scritches, and apologies to pantsless for using Lando

dogs are already regulated, you have to get licenses and everything :smuggo:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

mlmp08 posted:

Jesus christ dude it was an illustration of how far the money would go not the literal 1 for 1 swap of where the money should go. Also you seem not to know what projecting means.

Go defend spending hundreds of thousands each to lock kids up elsewhere.

I'm not defending it. It is a massive waste of money. I think we should probably look into a state wide program where kids with particularly heinous crimes like forcible rape or murder can get actual treatment and rehabilitation. Lesser crimes like burglary and assault can be released to a juvenile probation program and parental supervision.

If you want to be a confrontational dick all the time go post in D&D so you can feel validated that everyone is your enemy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The US can go ahead and ban guns when me and my kids are dead because I dont want to deal with the instant radification of a large part of the country.

Hell whole states are already saying they gonna ignore the federal laws in place.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Not everyone. I get along with the vast majority of people round here.

Just not incarceration enthusiasts.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

mlmp08 posted:

Not everyone. I get along with the vast majority of people round here.

Just not incarceration enthusiasts.

I'll let you know if I see one. :jerkbag:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
poo poo, you’re a vampire, too? Just keeps getting worse.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

dogs are already regulated, you have to get licenses and everything :smuggo:

I know you're being a dick but holy gently caress that is so hosed that dogs are more heavily regulated than guns

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

I know you're being a dick but holy gently caress that is so hosed that dogs are more heavily regulated than guns

Ehh. There's no background check involved to getting a dog.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Going to start a Facebook group and sell stickers about how Starbucks should let me hang out with my three large dogs in it.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The local shelters here require you to write a letter and they have to schedule a visit to your house before they authorize your adoption.

Not exactly the same of course.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
That's shelters taking it upon themselves to make sure their dogs go to good homes.

When someone does that with guns chuds flip their poo poo and "boycott"

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

The state also places expectations on people for the storing, handling, and maintenance of dogs.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
my toddler needs to be armed in case my pit bulls attack him

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Teachers should be equipped with dogs imo

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





holocaust bloopers posted:

Everyone should be equipped with dogs imo

Regulate dogs to all citizens

Would you like to know more?

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

Regulate dogs to all citizens

Would you like to know more?

NO.

Everyone deserves a good doggo. Dogs are awesome.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That's what I mean. Regulate a minimum of one dog to each person.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Stravag posted:

Ban anyone whos bought exploding targets from owning a gun and i think we could get rid of 95% of all accidental firearm injuries or deaths in the us, and possibly 15% of all intentional.

Ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder aren't exactly going anywhere if tannerite was banned tomorrow. Magnesium either, which is in the rimfire sensitive ones, I think.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/nakashimae/status/1109195566242779137

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'll believe it when I see it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Casimir Radon posted:

I'll believe it when I see it.

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1109198811581333509?s=19

It's now at the AG's office, so it's a thing!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Not getting excited till it’s available for the public.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
The Mueller report is a one page, single bullet document which reads:

quote:

• No collusion.

After this, the simulation crashes and someone has to restart the server.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I'm already at peace that this isn't going to turn out like anyone with a brain wants, sadly.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Pfffft typical Friday news dump libnerds

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Not getting excited till it’s leaked to the public.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

holocaust bloopers posted:

Not getting excited till it’s available for the public.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Let’s take some toxx bets or loser has to have a ponytar for 1 year type bets on the report and raise some money for this “dead gay comedy forum” as lowtax put it.

What are some good bets we could make?

Off the top of my head we could bet on whether or not the report concludes that the trump campaign colluded with Russia.

What are some other good ones?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Let’s take some toxx bets or loser has to have a ponytar for 1 year type bets on the report and raise some money for this “dead gay comedy forum” as lowtax put it.

What are some good bets we could make?

Off the top of my head we could bet on whether or not the report concludes that the trump campaign colluded with Russia.

What are some other good ones?

That the piss tape is real?

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Let’s take some toxx bets or loser has to have a ponytar for 1 year type bets on the report and raise some money for this “dead gay comedy forum” as lowtax put it.

What are some good bets we could make?

Off the top of my head we could bet on whether or not the report concludes that the trump campaign colluded with Russia.

What are some other good ones?

If anything meaningful comes from it?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

gently caress it, I’ll :toxx: that Donald Jr got up to all kinds of unsavory poo poo but he won’t get charged.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Over/under on un-indicted co-conspirators?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm bracing myself for absolute disappointment.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Did Mueller just gently caress up Donny's weekend down in West Palm Beach AGAIN?

Goddamn that's some pro level trolling.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm bracing myself for absolute disappointment.

My personal bet that he found out there was an absolute pantsload of shady garbage, but none of it breaks laws, just spirits of laws. That's kind of how Trump has operated his entire life.

Might know more this weekend. Whole thing still might not be public.

https://twitter.com/RepJerryNadler/status/1109203169194725376?s=19

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Next week is going to be wild son.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I wonder if some sealed indictments go live here soon with the report being delivered, personally.

Really want to know the fully foreign country owned company it is that is paying 50k a day in contempt charges.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

only word from the justice dept is that it's "comprehensive"

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bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Report will show everyone- every single person affiliated with the campaign and Admin BUT Trump will be conclusively proven to done everything we think they did.
Trump will disown them all, pretend to be shocked, and watch his approval skyrocket among the GOP.
GOP realizes nothing will take him down, go full on fascist.
The Left will collapse in a fit of despair and decorum.
None of it will matter, and the same loving thing will happen in 2020.

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