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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Spangly A posted:

it's important to remember that theresa may will never resign

this too

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Raskolnikov38 posted:

really this whole stupid situation is top-tier dramatic tragedy and y'all should resurrect shakespeare to make a play out of brexit

The Fire Raisers would only require minor adjustments to be Brexit-appropriate.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
like you've got cameron striking a deal with the devil that of course goes bad, may desperately trying to leave a legacy and only leaving disaster the harder she tries, and the jam man who would be king if not for an ancient lich whose ancestors were transported out of the very country his media empire will now destroy

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol this is very politically stupid. force her to deal with the consequences. who would be dumb enough to volunteer to become PM now, theyd be forced to deal with a very unpopular deal or eon collapse of no deal.

Publicly educated Oxbridge graduates are amongst the most mistakenly self-assured people in the world. Half the cabinet probably think they could sort everything out in a weekend given the chance.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Raskolnikov38 posted:

really this whole stupid situation is top-tier dramatic tragedy and y'all should resurrect shakespeare to make a play out of brexit

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Oh my god

quote:

So far, despite the clamour from within cabinet, her own whips office, Tory backbenchers, and even some of her own closest allies, the PM has given no indication she is willing to go. One of the many MPs who had a face-to-face meeting with May this week described their own attempt to convince her to set a departure date: “She just went silent and her eyes glazed over.”

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
She's loving mental OP

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
she’s gonna leave her fingernails in the floorboards of number 10

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

JFairfax posted:

She's loving mental OP

i mean i imagine macbeth had a similar look on his face when he awoke to birnam wood marching against him

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Cool that your PM is just completely dissociating when faced with anything difficult like my previously-abused rescue dog does. Hell, he'd probably do a better job of negotiating, he is very cute

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Randler posted:

He'd actually be most qualified to fix that pig's breakfast.

I really think he should be kept away from pigs.

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

Stoatbringer posted:

I really think he should be kept away from pigs.

"Pig's Breakfast" is what he calls his dick

sitchensis
Mar 4, 2009

Just lmao that the world's fifth largest economy is going to auto-erotic asphyxiate itself

lmfao

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

sitchensis posted:

Just lmao that the world's fifth largest economy is going to auto-erotic asphyxiate itself

lmfao

what? we're not doing anything in california this week

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

what? we're not doing anything in california this week

You don't count until you califexit

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

sitchensis posted:

Just lmao that the world's fifth largest economy is going to auto-erotic asphyxiate itself

lmfao

Wouldn't be the first time a Tory has done that

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Randler posted:

He'd actually be most qualified to fix that pig's breakfast.

loving it is not going to fix it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Jel Shaker posted:

to be fair the last time there were that many people on the streets we managed to stop the Iraq war

to also be fair, that was america's stupid war and Bush was gonna launch it no matter what. This is at least your problem with massive marches against it, although your conservatives also seem hell-bent on crippling your country for generations.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




what is brexit

what does it mean

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Squizzle posted:

what is brexit

what does it mean

http://www.bre.ca.gov/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XIT_

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

sitchensis posted:

Just lmao that the world's fifth largest economy is going to auto-erotic asphyxiate itself

lmfao
France's kink is beheading, not hanging.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


the contours on this man are exquisite

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

sitchensis posted:

Let me get this straight.

No one likes May's deal.

No one wants a no deal Brexit.

No one wants to stay in the EU.

So the solution is to... force her to resign so they don't get her deal and crash out with no deal?

That poll posted where like 24% of people want "Brexit w/ WTO rules?" That's what "no deal" means.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Squizzle posted:

what is brexit

what does it mean

It's not the journey, it's the enemies we all made on the way.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Squizzle posted:

what is brexit

what does it mean

brexit means brexit

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

all this just to pretend England still wants Northern Ireland lmao

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I have no firm opinions on most of Northern Ireland, but I am very keen on the ten DUP MPs getting in the sea.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
you will no deal brexit so the bubble can pop. britain must die so socialism may live.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
UK

THis is lawyer

do the brexit

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i mean i imagine macbeth had a similar look on his face when he awoke to birnam wood marching against him

she’s getting what she wants. She’s fine with her deal or no deal. I don’t know what it takes to get through to you lot. She’s not losing, she’s just doing something she knows is unpopular now and will be unpopular later

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



brexit seems bad

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
it seems the cabinet is trying to get her husband to tell her to resign but:

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109566158854864896

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

she’s getting what she wants. She’s fine with her deal or no deal. I don’t know what it takes to get through to you lot. She’s not losing, she’s just doing something she knows is unpopular now and will be unpopular later

no this is victory wine

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
this might be because he is an investment banker and is probably set to clean up from shorting the pound in the event of a no deal brexit

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564330494836736

Probably amounts to nowt because she continues to stubbornly ignore reality and would probably soldier on even with 11 resignations from Cabinet, and the only way to actually force her out is a Vote of Confidence in the Commons leading to a General Election they really don't want.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
extremely strong and stable government

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
when will america intervene

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564229542166528

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1109564330494836736

Probably amounts to nowt because she continues to stubbornly ignore reality and would probably soldier on even with 11 resignations from Cabinet, and the only way to actually force her out is a Vote of Confidence in the Commons leading to a General Election they really don't want.

:piss:

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BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


What happens when it comes down to bribing hobos off the street once there's no one else left willing to be a minister?

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