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mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ip7vtZq.mp4

Now I want to see someone throw a huge pancake at a tiger's face, just to see if apex predators are fooled this easily.

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/8igNaNT.gifv

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Clown shoe kitties.

# ? Mar 23, 2019 18:59

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Technocrat posted:

https://twitter.com/Dolmaino/status/1108789249535602694?s=19

There's a story of the prophet Mohammed cutting off his sleeve to avoid disturbing a cat that had fallen asleep on it.

I was about to bring that up while I was just looking at the pictures. That was one of the first stories my friend told me when she converted to Islam. Cause cute animal stories are important things to us.

Cat in the bottom right is being a satan, however, getting between a man and the east during prayer.

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/jeffk_nc/status/1109494997114601472

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Germansimp: May 28, 2013

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Mosque cats are definitely a thing.

I remember a story about a cat who brought her kittens into a mosque and took up home in the minbar, the raised pedestal where the iman stands. Which led to the iman having to lead worship with tiny kittens attacking his robe

I read that as Minibar and got really confused for a second.

# ? Mar 23, 2019 20:04

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPxZ9JN-YKE

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goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

BOOTY-ADE posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPxZ9JN-YKE

"HELLO I AM A HUMAN PLEASE TO BE DIRECTING ME TO THE PLACE OF FOOD FELLOW HUMANS"

# ? Mar 23, 2019 21:33

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/BryanSpoon79/status/1109546278629851137

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BrewingTea: Jun 2, 2004

Sininu posted:

Good morning, sir, have you been helped?

# ? Mar 23, 2019 22:01

Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

Eyes dry and feeling itchy? Here's a video that might help. Obviously it ends positively but the beginning is absolutely heart breaking. A kittens eyes scabbed up and it was getting lost from its momma and having a hard time finding food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9BCgJNwJKM

I really feel bad for the mommacat, I wish you could just tell her that her baby is fine and not to worry.

# ? Mar 23, 2019 22:15

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/ammmye/status/1109474365735874560

https://twitter.com/ammmye/status/1109493242444374018

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StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/thezombiehunter/status/1109568372210049025

# ? Mar 23, 2019 23:12

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Puppy Cuteness Is Perfectly Timed to Manipulate Humans

quote:

In a study published this spring, Wynne and his colleagues sought to pin down, scientifically, the timeline of puppy cuteness. Their finding largely matched that of breeders: People consistently rated dogs most attractive when they were six to eight weeks old. This age, Wynne says, coincides with a crucial developmental milestone: Mother dogs stop nursing their young around the eighth week, after which pups rely on humans for survival. (Puppies without human caretakers face mortality rates of up to 95 percent in their first year of life.) Peak cuteness, then, is no accident�at exactly the moment when our intervention matters most, puppies become irresistible to us.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:03

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

ultrafilter posted:

Puppy Cuteness Is Perfectly Timed to Manipulate Humans

It's almost like humans picking out the cute ones and leaving the uggos to die had something to do with this.

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Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

There are no uggo dogs :colbert:

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ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Jobbo_Fett posted:

There are no uggo dogs

Well yeah we bred that out.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:24

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ip7vtZq.mp4

This is a great metaphor for so many things that go wrong in the world. Not just unable to deal with a simple problem but so unable to even think about how to deal with it that you sit there paralyzed and wobbling for what seems like forever before finally falling over.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 02:56

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

ultrafilter posted:

Puppy Cuteness Is Perfectly Timed to Manipulate Humans

This is framed as a biotruth, but it could be a cultural phenomenon.

People find eight‐week‐old puppies adorable because they�re that age when they�re sold and appear in visual media.

# ? Mar 24, 2019 03:16

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Samurai Sanders posted:

This is a great metaphor for so many things that go wrong in the world. Not just unable to deal with a simple problem but so unable to even think about how to deal with it that you sit there paralyzed and wobbling for what seems like forever before finally falling over.

#Brexit

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