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MarcusSA posted:Is this a man or a woman? Luckily serial murder isn't gated by concepts of sexuality or gender
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MarcusSA posted:I have a million questions. There is just so much going on here. Are any of them 'why is that dress so wrinky? All that effort and you can't even iron the fabric?' or 'IS that dress made out of plastic grocery bags?' Those are mine. That dress looks well made, it's just not taken care of.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:12
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AITA for not wanting to do my husband's date night activity? My husband [28] and I [29] are in couples therapy and our therapist recommended doing a Friday night date every week. She specifically stated we should try to make it a fun thing, not chores and stuff like that, and go do it even if it might be something one of us doesnt want to do. We've been doing this for a few months and it's been going great until thursday. It was his week to plan the date. He hints that our fun Friday night date will be dirty. I'm already not thrilled about being dirty but whatever, I'll give whatever it is a shot. I ask if he'll tell me what it is. He says it's a surprise. Friday comes and he finally tells me what the surprise is. He's going to teach me how to change a tire. And honestly...I was pretty annoyed. I have a high stress job and I'd been telling him all week how drained I am and how excited I am for Friday and the weekend to be able to relax. I thanked him for wanting to teach me but expressed that I felt duped. This was not anyone's idea of a fun date night activity. And trying to make it a surprise like it would be? I feel like this is a chore and just one more thing I need to do before I can enjoy my weekend. However, he says I'm an rear end in a top hat because it would have been fun because we'd be together and two because I'm being unappreciative. Am I the rear end in a top hat? Edit: husband is not into cars.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:13
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CheesyDog posted:Does vaginal acidity have any effect on the penis micro-ecosystem, skin, or size? (self.sex) Lady Dentist: Coca-Cola. Orange juice. Vag gel (sorry I am gay I don't know what state of matter chick secretions are). All are mildly acidic and we put them in our mouths every day. They seem safe, but if I were to pour any of them on the marble steps of Congress these liquids and semi-solid would eat right through them, given enough time. Observe. *Lady Dentist begins grinding on the steps of Congress*
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Mar 24, 2019 02:15
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value-brand cereal posted:Are any of them 'why is that dress so wrinky? All that effort and you can't even iron the fabric?' or 'IS that dress made out of plastic grocery bags?' It looks like a dress made out of tarp. Maybe it's for easy cleanup when he's finished.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:19
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting to do my husband's date night activity? Pro tier spoiler tags and I got a mighty chuckle out of it. I mean I think his heart was in the right place but its not the greatest date night activity. The way she frames it though she kinda comes off not the greatest.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:20
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MarcusSA posted:Pro tier spoiler tags and I got a mighty chuckle out of it. Tbf to her their therapist did state that their date night should be something fun and not a chore, and she told him that she was really looking forward to their date, because of her lovely work week. I can't blame her for being completely deflated at his reveal.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:25
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ad090 posted:Tbf to her their therapist did state that their date night should be something fun and not a chore, and she told him that she was really looking forward to their date, because of her lovely work week. I can't blame her for being completely deflated at his reveal. Yeah fair enough. It’s still funny though.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:26
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ad090 posted:I can't blame her for being completely deflated at his reveal. she was tired from work and he wanted to change that
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Mar 24, 2019 02:46
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r/relationshipsRelationships Me [29f], arguing with partner [29m] over his choice of outfit for a Comic-Con type event, he got mad over it when I challenged him, who is in the right here? u/msgeekah1606wt quote:On a throwaway for my own privacy. I check out the cosplay subreddit for the photos every so often.
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Mar 24, 2019 02:50
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I [26F] accidentally went on a date with someone I had worked with [30sM] and now everyone's annoyed at me, including my boyfriend [29M] Yeah I know it sounds suspect, accidentally going on a date? I’ll explain…. Like 3 days ago my boss got a message on Linkedin from a former client who had been nominated for a prize for a project I had been consulting on. There was an award ceremony and he asked my boss in the message if he could take me as his plus one as all his co-workers were going anyway and his original +1 had dropped out. He also said he wanted our company to be involved in awards as a thanks for our help. It sounded pretty cool and I had no real plans for Friday night (he apologized for late notice). I checked with my boyfriend that he didn’t mind me going out (I would have just stayed in and hung out with him otherwise) and he said go for it. So the ceremony was last night and it was a pretty good time. I didn’t really know anyone else apart from him so naturally I spent a lot of the night talking to him but we were on a table with like 8 of his coworkers so it was often like a table wide conversation. There was also a free bar so there was quite a lot of drinking and after the ceremony was over, there was dancing. We all danced together in a group, at no point was it just me and him dancing together or anything like that. At the end of the night he was like I had a fun night, really happy that you came, do you want to go for a drink. Initially, I was like sure, who else is coming? (thinking he had invited the whole table). Then he said he meant just us. I was like oh no sorry, I don’t want you to get the wrong impression, I have a boyfriend. This is when he started to get kinda defensive and was like why did you agree to be a +1 I and flirt and dance with me all night if you weren’t interested? I think this is a pretty big accusation. At no point do I think I was flirting with him and definitely never intentionally?!?! I was totally clueless to his intentions so he maybe felt the night was different but it never felt like a “date” at all to me. Mostly it felt a group of people on a night out. But anyway, I ended up apologozing for “giving him the wrong impression” (which I don’t think I did but I just wanted to leave). I then asked my boyfriend If could come to his because I wanted to tell him about my weird evening. I told him the whole story and then he was annoyed AT ME because apparently I hadn’t made it clear that it was to be +1 for another guy and so basically it was like I went on a date with another guy? Especially when there was free alcohol and dancing??!?!? Maybe im being naïve but if a guy asks your boss through linkedin if you want to go to a work-based function, it doesn’t feel like a date. So yeah, I feel like I’ve done nothing but now I’ve pissed everyone off. I’m not sure about to how to deal with this situation? Should I make an effort to talk to the guy and clear the air? I don’t really want to but I’m worried that maybe the situation could affect work? Does my bf have a point? In hindsight its easy to look back and be like oh yeah, it was sort of like a date but I didn’t know that was his intention??? tldr: got asked to go to an awards ceremony thing by someone I had previously done work with. He thought it was a date, i did not realize and now he's annoyed and so is my boyfriend.
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Mar 24, 2019 03:16
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AITA for telling my friend it's weird to give his daughter a Nigerian name when he isn't Nigerian? One of my best friends from child hood, we'll call hime Jake, is having a baby with his fiance. My friend is biracial (half black half white) but he was entirely raised by his white mom and white step dad. His girlfriend is black, but again she's not Nigerian or from Africa. I am white. I mean no offence to my friend but he grew up around mostly white people and it was only in college when he went through this phase where he started to really try and be more "black" and hang around black people more and behave more about what people "perceive" black people should act like and I kinda think some part of it was an act but whatever. Another note is that his fiance isn't really a huge fan of me and apparently when she first met me she got the impression I was racist. I don't really know why but that kinda soured our relationship but we're friendly and cordial to each other. So when I was hanging out with Jake few days ago, he was trying to order monogrammed pillows or something cheesy like that and then revealed that they were naming their daughter Morayo which is a Nigerian name apparently. He kept gushing over the name and I personally just thought it was weird to name your kid a name from a country you know literally nothing about. So I asked "are you sure you want to give your kid a Nigerian name. I mean you guys aren't Nigerian." He seemed offended and said. "Yeah but we're black and we have roots from Nigeria anyway." So I probably should have let it go but then I said in a mostly joking manner. "So if I took a DNA test and found out I'm like 1% African should I give my kid a Nigerian name?" Jake got mad and cursed at me a few times and said that tons of "black" names are african or arabic and that I should "mind my own white business" and I had no idea what I was talking about. He did change the subject after that but I can tell it bothered him. Shortly after his fiance publicly revealed the name on social media and people started gushing about it and his girlfriend made a comment on Facebook about how she was glad they liked it and "some of Jake's friends thought it was too African lol" She knows I follow her and obviously posted that for me to see it. AITA here? I'm conflicted. Like I didn't think it was a big enough deal for Jake to go rat on me to his GF (who he KNOWS doesn't really like me). But maybe I was out of line to criticize the name choice. EDIT: Ok I get it I'm the rear end in a top hat. I'll apologize to my friend and his girlfriend
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Mar 24, 2019 03:17
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QuarkJets posted:so you're one of those people who's like "what's this, freshly baked bread? heh sorry I only eat all-natural food grown on an organic farm, nothing that has been processed beyond that" Yes, clearly the most logical interpretation of what I've said is "I only eat raw whole foods that I've grown in my own humanure" rather than "cooking using mostly the things one would find on the outer aisles of the grocery store". Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not chasing after customers who have forgotten wallets, sunglasses, keys etc in a restaurant when they tip me below 15%? Newp. You're all good. Tipping culture is just lovely to begin with. Those subjected to it for their income shouldn't feel the need to even have to make decisions like this.
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Mar 24, 2019 03:33
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I [26F] accidentally went on a date with someone I had worked with [30sM] and now everyone's annoyed at me, including my boyfriend [29M] What kind of loving weirdo goes to a work award ceremony, asks their boss if they can take an employee as a plus one so they can represent their company at the ceremony, and assumes it's somehow a date and not a work function?
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Mar 24, 2019 03:45
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not chasing after customers who have forgotten wallets, sunglasses, keys etc in a restaurant when they tip me below 15%? doing the bare minimum for people who do the bare minimum for you is absolutely appropriate
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Positive for Chlamydia, boyfriend yells whenever I express insecurity, and semen-like wet spots on the bed when I got home last night. Am I being crazy? It depresses the hell out of me that there are so many fundamentally good but just helplessly stupid and gullible people in this world. What did they do before they could ask questions to the internet?
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Pinecone Sample posted:It depresses the hell out of me that there are so many fundamentally good but just helplessly stupid and gullible people in this world. What did they do before they could ask questions to the internet? They got poo poo on and controlled by shitlords because they didn't know any better. Most of them are still in this situation.
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Mar 24, 2019 04:03
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quote:My friend is biracial (half black half white) but he was entirely raised by his white mom and white step dad. His girlfriend is black, but again she's not Nigerian or from Africa. I am white. I mean no offence to my friend but he grew up around mostly white people and it was only in college when he went through this phase where he started to really try and be more "black" and hang around black people more and behave more about what people "perceive" black people should act like and I kinda think some part of it was an act but whatever. Oh my god get a grip
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AITA for going off on my SIL after she assumed I have HIV because I'm gay?quote:Throwaway because my husband uses Reddit and I don't want him seeing this.
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AITA my ex told my kids she's gayquote:My ex and I split ten years ago. Won't get into the details, but I hosed up and the divorce was nasty and long. We don't get along well but we try for the (3) kids. My ex hasn't dated much since the split, while I have had 2 long term girlfriends.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA my ex told my kids she's gay I like how the title is not actually phrased as a question but the answer is still yes
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA my ex told my kids she's gay  
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for going off on my SIL after she assumed I have HIV because I'm gay? Divorce him so he has to take half your AIDS blood.
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Mar 24, 2019 04:56
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This dude has a diseased mind and I feel so bad for his kids. 
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Mar 24, 2019 04:58
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Uh nobody thought you forced yourself on her until you mentioned it.
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Mar 24, 2019 05:02
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Barudak posted:Uh nobody thought you forced yourself on her until you mentioned it. What kind of reasonable child doesn't spend time explicitly imagining their own conception?
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cumshitter posted:Lady Dentist: Coca-Cola. Orange juice. Vag gel (sorry I am gay I don't know what state of matter chick secretions are). All are mildly acidic and we put them in our mouths every day. They seem safe, but if I were to pour any of them on the marble steps of Congress these liquids and semi-solid would eat right through them, given enough time. Observe. It's mucus. Acidic mucus. Just think of the wonderland you're missing out on.
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Mar 24, 2019 05:21
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xtal posted:What kind of reasonable child doesn't spend time explicitly imagining their own conception? Not any child of Zeus, thats for sure
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Mar 24, 2019 05:23
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Doc Hawkins posted:It's mucus. 
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Antivehicular posted:I want to say that guy turned out to have a congenital throat issue, so that kind of got less funny. Also, because goons, he got banned/long-probed after being creepy in PYF about a 16-year-old crushing on him, so the hot dog thing is maybe no longer his biggest problem
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CheesyDog posted:Does vaginal acidity have any effect on the penis micro-ecosystem, skin, or size? (self.sex) Oh my God
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Doc Hawkins posted:It's mucus. I’ve always known that it’s mucus and I’ve always known that it’s acidic, but never have I thought of the two together. Makes childbirth pretty metal actually.
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tehinternet posted:Makes childbirth pretty metal actually. That and the one in three chance of making GBS threads yourself during it.
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Also when your taint rips open so your vaginal canal and bhole merge into one glorious mega birth hole.
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But, on the other hand you get a lifelong increased tolerance to pain.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:But, on the other hand you get a lifelong increased tolerance to pain. Because I think that's 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for thinking about leaving my wife because she is adopting her nieces and nephew? This is a really hot one, and it's a shame people are skipping it. Sure, the wife is doing a very noble thing by adopting... 3 kids, one of which pregnant when she's minimum wage at 20. Holy gently caress, ok that can work with a shitton of work, you're a better person than me for sure. Also I'm not sure if she knows what she's getting into. But the focus isn't the wife, it's the OP. He's 22, doesn't think he's ready to be a dad (fair), doesn't think they can realistically support 3 kids off of two min wage jobs (fair), and there's some weird sentiment about wanting his kids to be related to him by blood (questionable). The last point is a hot topic and entwined with abortion/adoption etc. It's a "selfish" sentiment only in that it's not as generous/benevolent as adoption. But a person's will/want/right to reproduction is kind of a fundamental thing -- I personally will never be a parent, yet would never berate a person for daring to have their own offspring instead of adoption. So his final point is kinda weak, but it's a common sentiment, not a wrong one per se, and also rather more common with younger people. I just can't really find him to he an rear end in a top hat, even if the setup leaves him being super cold-hearted. Another persons toxic/poor decision making is having knock-on effects, and he's 22 years old and doesn't want that burden, and his wife making that decision for him is rough. I can't blame him for bailing.
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Mar 24, 2019 08:32
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bell jar posted:she was tired from work and he wanted to change that Boo this man.
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Mar 24, 2019 08:34
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Serephina posted:Boo this man. True lug
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for thinking about leaving my wife because she is adopting her nieces and nephew? The lady is trying to become a 20 year old grandma 
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