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“No mercy! Stab the parents of these fuckin’ crack babies!” —why Mr. Gibson, I didn’t realize you had a forums account!
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Mar 25, 2019 04:41
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AITA for being upset about a "prank" my girlfriend pulled on me?quote:This past Friday, my girlfriend and I had a small get together at our apartment where I proceeded to get very drunk. I'm not a very experienced drinker. My girlfriend put me to bed early in the night. The next morning, I wake up very hungover and thirsty. I see that there is a water bottle on my night stand with a sticky note that says "water" on it. I thought this was weird at the time, because what else would it be? Very thankful that I didn't have to get up to get water, I proceed to chug the "water" only to quickly realize that it was actually vodka and then vomit all over our bed. At that point, my girlfriend woke up and was very angry at me.
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Mar 25, 2019 04:49
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Haifisch posted:AITA for being upset about a "prank" my girlfriend pulled on me? You both need to break up and find a sponsor.
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Mar 25, 2019 04:52
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Pirate Radar posted:“No mercy! Stab the parents of these fuckin’ crack babies!” —why Mr. Gibson, I didn’t realize you had a forums account! No no, stab their balls first... Haifisch posted:AITA for being upset about a "prank" my girlfriend pulled on me? Oof that's rough. Like, dangerous. Still if she was equally wasted you can probably safely write it off as 'well I'm glad I didn't accidentally get hospitalized, lets never do that again though' Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Mar 25, 2019 |
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Mar 25, 2019 04:53
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Finally someone in this thread actually being gaslit so I can use the word outside of talking about how much i hate the new Mary Poppins movie
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Mar 25, 2019 05:00
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My hot take is that trying to send your partner to hospital to get their stomach pumped isn't really a prank.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:04
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Xik posted:My hot take is that trying to send your partner to hospital to get their stomach pumped isn't really a prank. yeah it blows but apparently she was wasted too, than again if she sees nothing wrong with it through sober eyes she might be a loving nutball
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Mar 25, 2019 05:08
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Motherfucker posted:yeah it blows but apparently she was wasted too, than again if she sees nothing wrong with it through sober eyes she might be a loving nutball It doesnt say anywhere she is wasted, just that she sent him to bed early.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:09
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Barudak posted:It doesnt say anywhere she is wasted, just that she sent him to bed early. Eh, I just inferred it from the edit where he says: quote:Edit: I really don't think she lied. I think she probably did it in a blackout.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:11
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AITA for suing my ex for child support that I don't need. My ex and I split when he was a resident. Now he's a surgeon. I'm a lawyer, so I make good money on my own. I have custody of our daughter and he has visitation every other weekend. He's been paying me a small amount child support that I've been using for treats or putting into a college fund. However, now that he is a surgeon, he's making significantly more, and I'm taking him to court for an adjustment. A lot of friends and family are calling me greedy for pursuing child support when I could raise her easily without it, but I think I'm entitled to the money so I can grow her college fund faster. AITA? Since I have written it 100 times in the comments, my ex chose this custody arrangement and has declined to work this out in mediation. He currently pays $50/month, as is standard for a non custodial parent making under $50k/year. Ok, I’m done with this post. Those of you who are saying things like “NTA if you REALLY spend it on your child,” I urge you to reassess why you implicitly think I’m being deceptive with what I’ve said here. Those of you calling me a greedy bitch and think men shouldn’t be obligated to pay for their own kids, I implore you to reassess your views on women, but I know it won’t matter 
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Mar 25, 2019 05:12
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Balogna Head posted:This one really speaks to me. My inlaws (MIL, FIL, SIL-2) all poo poo on my other SIL-1 for years (SIL-2 and FIL's new GF still do, regularly, to her face). I have heard SIL's sister and parents refer to her as the dumb one, to her face. When SIL-1 decided to become a paramedic, her family literally told her she was too dumb to go to school in a medical field. I don't think the OP was saying the daughter was dumb, just that medicine may not be the field for her if it's taking a lot of work to just be average. Oddly, people can be smart at different things. There's a lot of stress and not everyone will end up being House. Think of the shittiest GP in the shittiest clinic - they completed medicine. The daughter may be dedicated and driven, but from all accounts, medicine can be a soul crushing beast. My wife started a medical degree but quickly realised she wasn't going to handle the stress of either study or the work. She changed to radiography and now works happily as a sonographer.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:13
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Get every mother loving dollar out of the dude and ignore anybody telling you otherwise.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:14
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AITA for walking out of a restaurant with the guy I’m dating because he was in a bad mood. I’ve been dating a guy for two months. Throughout this time I’ve felt like I’m on an emotional rollercoaster. Sometimes he’s in a great mood, is affectionate and nice but others he is very cold, distant, and moody. He often rants on text message about things that are annoying him or stressing him out and I’ve always listened and given him space to vent. Friday night we went out for dinner and as soon as I arrived at the restaurant I could tell he was in a bad mood. He grunted hello, was giving me one word answers and didn’t seem to want to speak to me. I complimented him on his outfit and told him he looked nice to which he said: “I was going to say the same to you but I can’t be bothered.” He very rarely pays me compliments and it hurt to hear him say this especially as id really made an effort to look good. Id been excited about going out with him and had been looking forward to dinner but his coldness completely threw me. I asked him if he was ok and he just replied that he was in a bad mood. I asked why and he said ‘I don’t know, I just am. I don’t need to have a reason, deal with it.’ I know he’s stressed with work at the moment but I felt so uncomfortable with how he was behaving that I said instead of sitting in silence and having an awkward dinner I’d rather go home. To clarify, this was the third time he had behaved like this towards me but the previous two times I hadn’t said anything. He blew up at me at this point and said I was over reacting and that it was his right to be in a bad mood if he wanted to. I said I’d leave him to it, got up and left. Since then he’s messaged me saying I’m pathetic, a drama queen and that I am obviously used to men ‘kissing my rear end’ which he is not prepared to do. AITA here guys for walking out like that? I’m feeling really bad right now.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:14
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for walking out of a restaurant with the guy I’m dating because he was in a bad mood. quote:“I was going to say the same to you but I can’t be bothered.” gently caress this bipolar autist, date someone who dosn't make you want to brain them with a wine bottle just to see how physically hosed up it is.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:17
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Motherfucker posted:Hey look, its the rear end in a top hat child only now they've grown up or at least larger and are posting on SA! lmao excellent dot point presentation, you have never interacted with a child, thanks for letting us know
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Mar 25, 2019 05:19
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Xik posted:My hot take is that trying to send your partner to hospital to get their stomach pumped isn't really a prank. Yes, because drinking a little bit of vodka the morning after you get drunk requires a stomach pump?
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Mar 25, 2019 05:20
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bell jar posted:lmao excellent dot point presentation, you have never interacted with a child, thanks for letting us know You're posting at me so thats not entirely true is it?
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Mar 25, 2019 05:20
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PASS THE MASH posted:Yes, because drinking a little bit of vodka the morning after you get drunk requires a stomach pump? loving lightweights in this thread
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Mar 25, 2019 05:20
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bell jar posted:lmao excellent dot point presentation, you have never interacted with a child, thanks for letting us know Yes, children must be allowed to antagonize you, berate you, and harass you, or you are a monster. This is a well known fact. Motherfucker posted:You're posting at me so thats not entirely true is it? poo poo
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Mar 25, 2019 05:22
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PASS THE MASH posted:Yes, because drinking a little bit of vodka the morning after you get drunk requires a stomach pump? Its more like, if you awaken in the night still black out wasted and nail the whole bottle, which is a real danger. Bonus points if the only person around to help you is also wasted.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:22
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yes, children must be allowed to antagonize you, berate you, and harass you, or you are a monster. This is a well known fact. *ball goes into yard* i am being antagonized, berated, harassed, someone call cps a child is swearing at me 
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Mar 25, 2019 05:25
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PASS THE MASH posted:Yes, because drinking a little bit of vodka the morning after you get drunk requires a stomach pump? Dude says he was an inexperienced drinker, got black out drunk and the partner intentionally put a glass of spirits next to him knowing he would probably scull that sucker?? I've seen petite people who are inexperienced drinkers have to go to hospital after half a box of those minimal alcohol flavoured vodka drinks, like multiple times.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:27
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bell jar posted:*ball goes into yard* Its good to know you're cool with picking up other peoples poo poo all day but could you do something about your own?
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Mar 25, 2019 05:31
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bell jar posted:*ball goes into yard* Good job, you distilled the OP down into the exact form that supports your argument! You get a star! See the joke here is that you're a child so i am treating you like one
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Mar 25, 2019 05:32
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it says a lot that you can't empathise with children and your response to them is violent ideation but goo goo gaa gaa me poopy me pants so what do i know
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Mar 25, 2019 05:38
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Motherfucker posted:Its more like, if you awaken in the night still black out wasted and nail the whole bottle, which is a real danger. Bonus points if the only person around to help you is also wasted. If you mistakenly drink vodka instead of water, and have a functioning brainstem, you'll probably ingest under a tablespoon, and cough/spit/shamefully waste the rest. Nobody is going to accidentally drink 16oz of vodka.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:43
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Motherfucker posted:Its more like, if you awaken in the night still black out wasted and nail the whole bottle, which is a real danger. Bonus points if the only person around to help you is also wasted. When you are dehydrated you pretty quickly realize that the taste in your mouth is the opposite of what you are looking for and spit it out because it is gross. I knew social circles in college where this was done a few times, just remember hearing stories about it. Some of those people were actual sociopathic assholes I would hate to fall asleep around, but it was generally regarded as a good prank. It's risky, I guess, as is young people's social alcohol consumption, broadly. The dumbass part was sharing a bed with the prankee, because they're probably going to spit it all over, and vomiting seems possible. She can't get mad, really, but I guess it depends if you believe that she was blackout drunk. There's a little information we're missing, like if this was a common prank among these people.
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Mar 25, 2019 05:48
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bell jar posted:it says a lot that you can't empathise with children and your response to them is violent ideation but goo goo gaa gaa me poopy me pants so what do i know Listen Jared you can love and 'empathise' with them while they call you a loving idiot and pelt your house with rocks or whatever because you didn't give their ball back for the sixth time that day but real rear end adults don't have time for that poo poo as you may one day find out. xtal posted:Have you ever had vodka before? If you mistakenly drink vodka instead of water, and have a functioning brainstem, you'll probably ingest under a tablespoon, and cough/spit/shamefully waste the rest. If you're truely hosed up the rational you who makes choices like that simply ain't in there, my dude. thats what being black out drunk is
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Mar 25, 2019 05:48
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Motherfucker posted:If you're truely hosed up the rational you who makes choices like that simply ain't in there, my dude. thats what being black out drunk is Right, which is why I mentioned that it would be an automatic, involuntary response. And don't try to tell me about being blackout drunk!
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Mar 25, 2019 05:52
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xtal posted:Right, which is why I mentioned that it would be an automatic, involuntary response. And don't try to tell me about being blackout drunk! I'm blackout drunk right now bitchh
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Mar 25, 2019 05:53
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Motherfucker posted:Listen Jared you can love and 'empathise' with them while they call you a loving idiot and pelt your house with rocks or whatever because you didn't give their ball back for the sixth time that day but real rear end adults don't have time for that poo poo as you may one day find out. nice meltdown
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Mar 25, 2019 06:05
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bell jar posted:nice meltdown says the guy that keeps melting down. You consistently post stupid bullshit, just shut the gently caress up Edit: I'm sorry, that was really harsh. You said to empathize with children, so I'm making an effort here. Sandwich Anarchist fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Mar 25, 2019 |
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Mar 25, 2019 06:27
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Gf (28F) is draining me (27M) out. I can't take it anymorequote:I've been in a long-term relationship with my gf (28M). Lately, I've started to realize being with my gf makes me stressed and anxious. She is too controlling, bossy and I feel very immature. For instance, when I'm going for a walk with her, I'm supposed to walk to the right side, walk in a single pace, carry her bags and my bags, use both the straps of my bag (She wants me carrying my bag in a certain way). She acts I'm embarrassing her in public. She gets pissed easily. In addition, she constantly gives me slaps or pinches me hard. I told her several times it ruins my mood and I feel emotionally drained. The slaps aren't too hard most of the time but the constant blows to my face in public, pulling hair is making me exhausted. Sometimes I've had blue and red marks on my arm. I usually never cry but one time I had to go to the washroom during a date to cry. I'm always the one to visit her, travel 1 hour to see her and she never comes here. She goes like "your place is too far, I don't like long commutes in bus". I also realized I feel relieved whenever the date ends and I have to go back home.
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Mar 25, 2019 06:39
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:says the guy that keeps melting down. You consistently post stupid bullshit, just shut the gently caress up See, when the neighbor brats pulled this poo poo with me, I called the cops. In Los Angeles. That bullshit stopped immediately.
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Mar 25, 2019 06:42
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Gf (28F) is draining me (27M) out. I can't take it anymore Sadly the pussy trap hes caught in broke his leg and hell never walk again. Best put him out of his misery now. Khazar-khum posted:See, when the neighbor brats pulled this poo poo with me, I called the cops. In Los Angeles. That bullshit stopped immediately. Congrats on getting away with double homocide.
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Mar 25, 2019 06:45
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for inviting a girl back to my hotel after she mentioned being down for casual, no strings attached sex? Both Late 20s I'm seriously starting to believe there really are guys that lose 50 IQ points whenever they get a boner and this is where all the dickpics come from.
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Mar 25, 2019 06:54
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Heliogabalos posted:fat people are justifiably jealous of distance runners for being hot and fit. A one hour 5k forsooth just then why did several runners post in this thread about how mad it makes them? it may not make you mad but I'm going to take them at their word
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Mar 25, 2019 07:00
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he's not pissing anyone off he's just embarrassing himself
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What's the most sophisticated plan any of you folks have executed while blackout drunk because Im not sure I could have physically filled a bottle with vodka and placed it quietly on a nightstand, much less do it as part of a hilarious scheme.
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Mar 25, 2019 07:01
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Khazar-khum posted:See, when the neighbor brats pulled this poo poo with me, I called the cops. In Los Angeles. That bullshit stopped immediately. Well getting those kids shot is one solution but this dude is some sort of UK type so dialing the police is less like calling a hit on someone
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Mar 25, 2019 07:02
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Doc Hawkins posted:What's the most sophisticated plan any of you folks have executed while blackout drunk because Im not sure I could have physically filled a bottle with vodka and placed it quietly on a nightstand, much less do it as part of a hilarious scheme. People who drink regularly can sometimes be very capable of lots of tasks while being drunk enough to not remember anything.
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Mar 25, 2019 07:04
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