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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for caring about "stolen valor" when it comes to computer science. I mean lots of coders and rack maids call themselves engineers so this ain't specific to the guy handling tickets and saying he's in IT (which probably is more accurate) but it's always weird to see people getting mad about this kind of thing like sorry you feel it devalues your stemlord degree but maybe seek a more specialized field?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for caring about "stolen valor" when it comes to computer science. lmao your friend actually has a job and you're a comp sci student. Your "valor" is loving worthless, no one wants to steal it. yeah I bent the meaning of stolen valor, but no more then the op.
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Mar 25, 2019 11:48
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my boyfriend he has a small penis? I feel like this thread has had a few of these "I'm going to keep badgering you about my dick size and not accept reassurance" guys and I cannot figure out how they hope it's going to end. I know it's probably just gnawing continuous insecurity that makes them keep asking, but I still kind of imagine them as secret cuckolding fetishists who believe a critical mass of frustration will make their partners summon a bull from thin air
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Mar 25, 2019 11:51
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FAUXTON posted:I mean lots of coders and rack maids call themselves engineers so this ain't specific to the guy handling tickets and saying he's in IT (which probably is more accurate) but it's always weird to see people getting mad about this kind of thing like sorry you feel it devalues your stemlord degree but maybe seek a more specialized field? He does not have a degree at all which is the funniest part of this
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Mar 25, 2019 11:52
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Antivehicular posted:I feel like this thread has had a few of these "I'm going to keep badgering you about my dick size and not accept reassurance" guys and I cannot figure out how they hope it's going to end. I know it's probably just gnawing continuous insecurity that makes them keep asking, but I still kind of imagine them as secret cuckolding fetishists who believe a critical mass of frustration will make their partners summon a bull from thin air To be fair it's the same exact thing as the "are my boobs too small" girls who constantly badger their boyfriends over that, it's just insecurity over a perceived inadequacy and nothing can serve to reassure them ever
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Mar 25, 2019 11:53
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Antivehicular posted:I feel like this thread has had a few of these "I'm going to keep badgering you about my dick size and not accept reassurance" guys and I cannot figure out how they hope it's going to end. that their partner will alter their pussy chemistry and start releasing the secret dick growing lube
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Antivehicular posted:I feel like this thread has had a few of these "I'm going to keep badgering you about my dick size and not accept reassurance" guys and I cannot figure out how they hope it's going to end. I know it's probably just gnawing continuous insecurity that makes them keep asking, but I still kind of imagine them as secret cuckolding fetishists who believe a critical mass of frustration will make their partners summon a bull from thin air It's basically the equivalent of telling your girlfriend her tits are too small. (or her rear end is too small/too big, depending) You've activated the self-destruct button for your relationship either way.
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Mar 25, 2019 11:55
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's basically the equivalent of telling your girlfriend her tits are too small. (or her rear end is too small/too big, depending) You've activated the self-destruct button for your relationship either way. She didn’t do that. She just answered his question after him hounding her. Just telling out of the blue is a different story.
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Mar 25, 2019 12:05
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:She didn’t do that. She just answered his question after him hounding her. Just telling out of the blue is a different story. Ahh, that's what happens when you're incapable of not hammering said self-destruct button yourself.
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Mar 25, 2019 12:10
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Blade Runner posted:To be fair it's the same exact thing as the "are my boobs too small" girls who constantly badger their boyfriends over that, it's just insecurity over a perceived inadequacy and nothing can serve to reassure them ever Cosmetic surgery is taking something you hate about yourself and paying a lot of money to fixate even more on it.
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Mar 25, 2019 12:12
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Barudak posted:Cosmetic surgery is taking something you hate about yourself and paying a lot of money to fixate even more on it. I thought that was therapy
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Mar 25, 2019 12:14
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for caring about "stolen valor" when it comes to computer science. What a loving idiot. I hope he doesn't have that attitude in the work force. Talk poo poo to deskside and see how fast your poo poo gets fixed. Who am I kidding everyone not an entry level programmer will hate him.
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Mar 25, 2019 13:26
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PostNouveau posted:Stealing marathon valor is really funny. I'mma order the biggest number those dumb car stickers go up to. ~alternatively~ You ran 420 miles?
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Mar 25, 2019 13:42
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Xik posted:Dude says he was an inexperienced drinker, got black out drunk and the partner intentionally put a glass of spirits next to him knowing he would probably scull that sucker?? I've seen petite people who are inexperienced drinkers have to go to hospital after half a box of those minimal alcohol flavoured vodka drinks, like multiple times. Quit giving booze to junior high girls you creep Doc Hawkins posted:What's the most sophisticated plan any of you folks have executed while blackout drunk because Im not sure I could have physically filled a bottle with vodka and placed it quietly on a nightstand, much less do it as part of a hilarious scheme. Went into a road construction site, got an eight wheel hauler started up and drove it around for an hour, parked it back where I found it and left. Wait was that a rhetorical question? quote:AITA for being unsupportive of my boyfriend’s dream of being a Twitch streamer I guess teenagers just don't form bands anymore
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Mar 25, 2019 13:59
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If anything I'm actually more responsible when I'm drunk (or brutally hangover and puked all over the place) than when I'm sober. It's hard to procrastinate when you're drunk. Either you decide to do something or you decide not to.
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Mar 25, 2019 14:04
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Ghost Leviathan posted:If anything I'm actually more responsible when I'm drunk (or brutally hangover and puked all over the place) than when I'm sober. It's hard to procrastinate when you're drunk. Either you decide to do something or you decide not to. I did my taxes while blackout drunk once. Didn't make any mistakes and got a nice refund!
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Mar 25, 2019 14:35
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there's a place for doing complex work while trying to stay blacked out, and it's called graduate school
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Mar 25, 2019 14:38
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tactlessbastard posted:I guess teenagers just don't form bands anymore being in a band requires that you at least learn an instrument (or have a non-terrible singing voice)
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CheesyDog posted:there's a place for doing complex work while trying to stay blacked out, and it's called graduate school 
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Mar 25, 2019 15:47
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CannonFodder posted:You ran 69 miles? Nice. Yeah but not in a row
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Mar 25, 2019 15:55
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for caring about "stolen valor" when it comes to computer science. Boiled Water posted:being in a band requires that you at least learn an instrument (or have a non-terrible singing voice)
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Mar 25, 2019 16:02
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Antivehicular posted:I feel like this thread has had a few of these "I'm going to keep badgering you about my dick size and not accept reassurance" guys and I cannot figure out how they hope it's going to end. I know it's probably just gnawing continuous insecurity that makes them keep asking, but I still kind of imagine them as secret cuckolding fetishists who believe a critical mass of frustration will make their partners summon a bull from thin air Play stupid games, win
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Mar 25, 2019 16:19
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Midnight Voyager posted:Dude, we still get abstinence-only sex ed in some places. If you told me a school taught that jerking off would give you hairy palms and blindness, I'd believe it. A few pages ago, but my seventh grade biology teacher had to do sex ed when we got to reproduction. He told us that masturbating during puberty fucks with hormones. And that while you can't tell just by looking, there are definitely differences they can see with testing. It's one of the most batshit anti-masturbation myths I've ever heard, before or since. As for blackouts, I've been an alcoholic for years (binges usually, but seriously until recently), and never blacked out. My memory gets fuzzy sometimes, but comes back when reminded.. I've had people tell me I've just never drunk enough, but if I drank more than the most I have in the past, I'd probably just be dead. I blame natural selection, since both sides of my family are chock full of alcoholics.
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Araenna posted:A few pages ago, but my seventh grade biology teacher had to do sex ed when we got to reproduction. He told us that masturbating during puberty fucks with hormones. And that while you can't tell just by looking, there are definitely differences they can see with testing. It's one of the most batshit anti-masturbation myths I've ever heard, before or since. There's definitely some variance. I sometimes have vaguely fuzzy memory but I normally maintain just as good memory of the event as if I was sober even when I'm stumbling drunk (I stop before I actually get sick), whereas my friend only needs 4 cocktails before her memories of the night are totally erased.
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Mar 25, 2019 16:29
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mobby_6kl posted:That guy literally works in IT, what a loving moron. he’ll fit right in
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FAUXTON posted:so what you're saying is that he has issues with boundaries Beautifully played.
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Pirate Radar posted:I think everybody’s capacity while blackout varies because the exact point at which you stop forming memories can be different from person to person. The most complicated thing I’ve ever managed to do without remembering it is get myself home in a taxi, versus, I knew a guy who blacked out in one city and came to in another 150km away. I got blackout drunk exactly once in my life, although I don't even know if it counts as a "true" blackout because I'm only missing about an hour of memory. What I remember is us going from the last bar to a diner, sitting down. Then immediately getting back up and making a quick pit stop to throw up in the bathroom before we went home. What I'm apparently missing was what I was told was a fairly detailed rant about how Al Qaeda created hangovers to destroy America. Flannelette posted:I'm seriously starting to believe there really are guys that lose 50 IQ points whenever they get a boner and this is where all the dickpics come from. Well the body does have to pump extra blood to create the boner, so there's less available for the brain. That's just good science.
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My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice.quote:I'm using a throwaway because holy gently caress 
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Mar 25, 2019 18:23
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Why do some people have to post on the internet before they leave their partners. I feel like some red flags come with blaring alarms. Like, say, “believes I carry the spirit of her dead fiancé”.
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Mar 25, 2019 18:31
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. Buddy your fiance just told you she's gonna gently caress her kid what the gently caress is wrong with you, why is this a question?
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Mar 25, 2019 18:33
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. YES gently caress this is why I read this thread!
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Mar 25, 2019 18:37
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The incest porn industry is really struggling for new storylines
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Mar 25, 2019 18:37
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Oh look at the time it’s yikes o clock
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. I feel really sorry for that woman but yeah it's time for that guy to go. Yeesh.
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Mar 25, 2019 18:47
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Damnit Shawn if you tell her your plans you take all the romance out of it.
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Mar 25, 2019 18:47
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This is an easy solve, you just have to convince her you aren't Shawn by doing the most unShawnlike behavior. I bet Shawn didn't eat dogfood for dinner.
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dudeness posted:This is an easy solve, you just have to convince her you aren't Shawn by doing the most unShawnlike behavior. She would assume this is just teething problems for their merging consciousnesses. Got to expect some weird behaviors until the wedding night when her true love will become her child and she can discard the husband husk. Comedy option is that she does conceive on their wedding night and she has a daughter.....or better, twin daughters. Where is Shawn now?
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Mar 25, 2019 18:53
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Red Flag level: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MeV0E6Ibyk
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. Again, this is one of those times where if you say my ex was legit psycho, no one is going to call you out on it.
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My [26F] girlfriend [24F] hates my hobbies and I'm getting tired of it. Relationships submitted 2 hours ago by yesihavehobbies quote:Together two years. This is a such a lovely situation because apart from this she is very much perfect. However I can't carry on like this, it's becoming too much of a hassle to live up to her expectations of what I should be like. I've been the exact same way throughout our relationship and she's acting like I suddenly started liking this stuff. Grow up manbaby. Of course he's being supported by the reddit crowd.
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