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dudeness posted:This is an easy solve, you just have to convince her you aren't Shawn by doing the most unShawnlike behavior. “Uh Shawn says that since there’s basically two of us in here that it would only be fair to invite another woman into our bed and have a threesome, er I mean a foursome. How would you feel about that I think he makes some pretty good points honestly.”
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tactlessbastard posted:Went into a road construction site, got an eight wheel hauler started up and drove it around for an hour, parked it back where I found it and left. No, I was hoping to hear stories like these.
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"I look forward to my wedding night where I will be impregnated by the spirit of my dead fiance, so that I can eventually give birth to the reincarnation of my dead fiance." - a totally sane woman
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Motronic posted:My [26F] girlfriend [24F] hates my hobbies and I'm getting tired of it. Relationships Watch pretty anime dudes with her instead. You still get to watch anime, and she won't be jealous of the girls. And you get to watch ice skating. Problem solved.
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Motronic posted:My [26F] girlfriend [24F] hates my hobbies and I'm getting tired of it. Relationships As long as she's not lying (wouldn't surprise me if she is) she's not the problem. Elephant Ambush fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Mar 25, 2019 |
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That Shawn saga is a whole new level of yikes and is going to be added to my top favourite stories list.
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Motronic posted:My [26F] girlfriend [24F] hates my hobbies and I'm getting tired of it. Relationships For once the anime lover isn't the problem. Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. Just inject this straight into my veins please
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Liquid Communism posted:
Would have been better with a stack of MLP games. I assume those exist, right?
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Motronic posted:My [26F] girlfriend [24F] hates my hobbies and I'm getting tired of it. Relationships OP is a woman
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DemoneeHo posted:OP is a woman Don't shame me for my pronoun choice.
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice.     I mean it's probably fake, but i don't care. Run dude, run!
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r/AmItheAsshole AITA for thinking formula should come out of my wife’s budget? u/[deleted] quote:She has been breastfeeding for 6 months since the baby was born and now wants to switch to formula. She makes plenty of milk and everything she just says she “feels done.” I think if she wants to stop for basically no reason then the money for formula should come out of her personal spending money because she is the one making that decision. She says I’m an rear end in a top hat and it should come from the family/ grocery budget (which is already tight) even though I don’t have a say.
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CheesyDog posted:r/AmItheAsshole
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. Hot take: Dude should stick around and see how this plays out. There's at least a good novel's worth of stuff here, and not some sappy Nicholas Sparks poo poo but some real balls to the wall psychological horror
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. This is easily one of the best stories to ever grace this thread and anyone that calls it fake should be banned.
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CheesyDog posted:r/AmItheAsshole it's not reincarnated ghost boyfriend but I still appreciate a classic "what, you want me to spend my video game money on baby food?!"
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Straight White Shark posted:it's not reincarnated ghost boyfriend but I still appreciate a classic "what, you want me to spend my video game money on baby food?!" poo poo like this is what happens when couples want to do entirely separate finances. It's always one person nickel and diming the other.
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Motronic posted:My [26F] girlfriend [24F] hates my hobbies and I'm getting tired of it. Relationships Taking this story at face value, I fail to see how she's a (wo)manbaby? She gives her girlfriend attention when they're both at home, and when she's at home alone she enjoys her harmless hobbies? 
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. Come Shawnevar, friend or traitor, come. But seriously he should talk to her family and make sure she gets the help she needs.
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So hypothetically lets say he does have a.... let’s call it a Shawnbaby. What does she do if it’s a girl?
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. That is bipolar heading right into delusions. Give it time and the auditory hallucinations (Shawn speaking to her) and full blown visuals. Can you imagine if she was pregnant, what kind of life the kid would have? Yiiiiikes
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Panfilo posted:poo poo like this is what happens when couples want to do entirely separate finances. It's always one person nickel and diming the other. wanna see the partner start selling breastmilk and lording her titty money
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:Hot take: Dude should stick around and see how this plays out. There's at least a good novel's worth of stuff here, and not some sappy Nicholas Sparks poo poo but some real balls to the wall psychological horror Guy gets a vasectomy on the sly and lays pipe for days
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UPDATE: My girlfriend's dad just pulled a prank on me. How Should I respond? Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b3d1pj/my_girlfriends_dad_just_pulled_a_prank_on_me_how/ After that prank, I knew that I had to get back at her dad with a prank of my own, which is what I did yesterday. I went over to their house with some brownies that I made and I offered them to her dad since my girlfriend told me that brownies are his favorite dessert. I offered them as an apology for how the last visit went and he ate them along with my girlfriend, who was in on the prank. About 20 minutes later, my dad (who was also in on the prank) called and I put him on speaker phone. He was acting and in a fake panic about what I put in those brownies. I told him that I used basic ingredients and that I also added some unsweetened cocoa powder. He explains that the cocoa powder had rat poison in it since he was using it as a way to bait the rats that had lodged up in our attic. My girlfriend's dad was listening and he had a complete look of terror on his face and he was looking at my girlfriend, who was eating another brownie. I hung up on my dad and I asked her dad to go get some salt water to flush out the toxins. While he was doing that, my girlfriend put some fake blood in her mouth and when her dad entered the room again, she spits up the fake blood in front of him and she collapses and starts screaming and moaning. She's saying over and over "I don't want to die!" and she was fake crying. Her dad was freaking out and holding on to her while she was on the floor and he clearly didn't know what to do. My girlfriend then starts saying "I can see someone...I see a light....Hi, grandma." I nearly lost it right there and I had turn away to hide my laughter. I straightened myself up again and reminded her dad that he ate the brownies as well. And I kid you not, he leans into the kitchen sink and sticks his finger down his throat to induce vomiting. He actually did throw up a little and that's when I cut the prank. I told him that it was just a joke and that there was no rat poison. My girlfriend got up laughing, but her dad wasn't amused. He starts yelling about how messed up we are and how he's going to do everything in his power to break us up. He then grabs his keys and just drives off. I haven't heard from him since.
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christmas boots posted:So hypothetically lets say he does have a.... let’s call it a Shawnbaby. What does she do if it’s a girl? That girl is unlikely to be safe with her. Even if it's a boy, there is no way you could trust her to be alone with him if she thinks it's her reincarnated dead ex fiance..... Story is the most thing to be posted.
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QuarkJets posted:Those preservatives are mostly wood pulp, which is just fiber. So arguably the shredded cheese is a little healthier for you than the same cheese in block form You heard it here first folks, shoving fistfulls of pre-shredded cheese into your mouth is now officially "good for you". Sorry, I think I'll stick with cheese that is made out of, you know . . . cheese. QuarkJets posted:cellulose is an all-natural source of fiber, friend, it's just plant matter Then I'll get my cellulose from celery, not from some garbage rear end cheese with chemically isolated fiber in it. Not to mention that cellulose is just one type of fiber, you need the majority of your fiber from actual fresh foods anyways. This shouldn't be too hard to understand right QuarkJets posted:so you're one of those people who's like "what's this, freshly baked bread? heh sorry I only eat all-natural food grown on an organic farm, nothing that has been processed beyond that" The idea that natural foods are better than processed foods is not weird and is in fact correct. Thank you for your time. Business Gorillas posted:"why don't these people just act like adults?" i say on page 4,278 of the relationship drama thread what can I say, I'm an eternal optimist Freudian posted:Wow, two hot dogs failed us. If we can't count on the hot dogs what can we count on?? Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my friend it's weird to give his daughter a Nigerian name when he isn't Nigerian? lmao nice job whitesplaining man. jesus christ, I hope you learned something from all this because you're lucky your buddy still wants to be friends with you after you took the time to explain how HE should feel about his blackness and and how HE should connect with his ancestry. Plus it's a pretty name. Examine your prejudices honestly or gently caress off imho
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Skutter posted:My fiance (28 f) just told me she thinks i'm (27 M) possessed by her dead fiance and destined to reincarnate him through our child. I'm thinking of walking right now. I'm lost and need advice. The former thread is here, with a bunch of reasonably sane updates of what he was doing, then the OP deleted and now the thread is locked. I'm betting he's nothing more than a skinsuit on a milking table now. RIP Shawn for nine months.
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The thread is locked by moderators. According to other comments I guess they are worried about the woman possibly being suicidal and they're probably trying to make it so that she gets taken care of instead of dude  about it while she becomes even more unstable.
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Isn't rat poison usually just warfarin? Ie non-lethal to humans.
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waah posted:The thread is locked by moderators. According to other comments I guess they are worried about the woman possibly being suicidal and they're probably trying to make it so that she gets taken care of instead of dude Uh, wouldn't it be better if she just did?
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SirSamVimes posted:Taking this story at face value, I fail to see how she's a (wo)manbaby? She gives her girlfriend attention when they're both at home, and when she's at home alone she enjoys her harmless hobbies? OP's gf is a textbook abuser with that whole lovebombing/shunning routine.
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CheesyDog posted:wanna see the partner start selling breastmilk and lording her titty money You think he's the type of guy that will let her get away with not paying the Titty Tax?
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Some of the comments on that story:quote:Commenter; Ok you’re probably not possessed but how loving crazy would it be if you were? That’d be nuts. I think any rational person in this situation would take the first comments advice and talk to her family and leave. Solid advice. It’s what you should do. But. What if you got super into it. Like go see paranormal experts and mediums and poo poo. Not forever. Just like a year or so. Do seances and have crystals and poo poo around your house. Maybe do some heavy psychedelics or dmt a bunch. On the off chance that maybe you could be the spirit vessel/father for your soon-to-be-ex girlfriends dead boyfriend. Like that’s an opportunity that doesn’t come around often. Is it totally unreasonable and insane? Yes absolutely. Is it kinda interesting and might make for a fun adventure to be had when you’re young and a weird story for when you’re old? Also yes quote:Commenter: Are you seriously gonna be jealous of a dead dude? Just go along with the bullshit and draw some boundaries, say Shawn only comes once every 3 weekends when you lose conscience, do roleplay possession Saturdays. Indulge her and do some Patrick Swayze poo poo, move the ouija, push the table with your foot, change your demeanor a bit and gently caress her missionary. All women are certified lunatics, you won't find better. Do you seriously wanna install tinder and date "if you can't handle me at my worst..." Stacy?
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Xenocides posted:Some of the comments on that story: what the heck
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r/legaladvice I was charged with a Class 2 Felony in Texas. I live in NY. Should I even worry about it? u/carrorphcarp quote:Coming back through US Customs at DFW, three THC oil cartridges were found in my bag. I was arrested, charged, and released on my own recognizance. I had a bit of a dramatic week back home and I’m not exactly rolling in the dough anyway, so I missed my court date and didn’t hire a TX lawyer.
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SirSamVimes posted:Taking this story at face value, I fail to see how she's a (wo)manbaby? She gives her girlfriend attention when they're both at home, and when she's at home alone she enjoys her harmless hobbies? Anime is not a victimless crime
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