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Defending a woman abusing her girlfriend to make sure nobody thinks I'm a nerd
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Mar 25, 2019 21:30
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Xenocides posted:Some of the comments on that story:
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Mar 25, 2019 21:31
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therobit posted:Uh, wouldn't it be better if she just did? If she kills herself, does she come back in the OP to rebirth herself?
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Mar 25, 2019 21:31
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Dr. Video Games 0135 posted:Hot take: Dude should stick around and see how this plays out. There's at least a good novel's worth of stuff here, and not some sappy Nicholas Sparks poo poo but some real balls to the wall psychological horror If he stays and refuses to get her pregnant she's gonna come at his nuts with a syringe screaming "Give me Shawn's soul!"
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Mar 25, 2019 21:33
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Even in the legal states you're still not supposed to take it across state lines. Like legally I'm not allowed to take weed from Washington to Oregon or vice versa despite it being legal in both states. I don't know if that ever gets enforced though.
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Mar 25, 2019 21:33
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complete an elaborate voodoo ritual to transfer Shawn's spirit into fiancé's most hated enemy
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Mar 25, 2019 21:34
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Possessed dude should exorcise himself and redirect Shawn's soul into his fiancée's body. It's the only way.
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Mar 25, 2019 21:34
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Admiral Ray posted:If he stays and refuses to get her pregnant she's gonna come at his nuts with a syringe screaming "Give me Shawn's soul!" I don't have his soul! And gently caress you anyway!
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Mar 25, 2019 21:34
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Yawgmoth posted:#1 is awesome and correct, #2 is just a typical incel. Please post more #1 style comments and none of #2, tia. Yeah that second comment was talking about her like she's a used car. Except when I realize that a car is just a basket case that is never gonna be right and might be haunted I sell it for scrap value on craigslist instead of trying to justify all the money and labor I threw away on it.
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Mar 25, 2019 21:44
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:what the heck Goons do the dumb fan fiction thing itt too.
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Mar 25, 2019 21:50
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The fiancé is just past the typical age when schizophrenia symptoms start. That really sucks.
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Mar 25, 2019 21:51
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Mental illness is a hell of a thing. My friend's ex was always an rear end in a top hat and always presumed to have some sort of mild mental illness that contributed to him being such a controlling weirdo. But he's now suddenly decided the government has done something to him that has changed and moved the organs in his body and fluoride is involved. Apparently the belief that your organs are in the wrong spot or have been tampered with is like a textbook symptom of something fairly specific.
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Mar 25, 2019 21:59
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Yeah, OP's fiancee is definitely suffering from some kind of serious mental illness exacerbated by trauma. I can't blame him for wanting out of the relationship, but the responsible thing is to work with her other family/loved ones to make sure she's safe and getting treatment. Alternate explanation: OP's fiancee is Charlotte Haze from Lolita, OP is Humbert Humbert, and he's fudging details and really not admitting why he still wants to get married
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Mar 25, 2019 22:08
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My girlfriend's [23F] ex boyfriend was black. I [24M] don't have a problem with it but she keeps bringing it upquote:We've been together a year. We're both white. She had been broken up with her ex-boyfriend for about a month when we met. I didn't know he was black until after we got together. She mentioned it casually like, "Hey, I just want you to know my ex, Z, was black." Me: Okay. Cool.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:09
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:The fiancé is just past the typical age when schizophrenia symptoms start. quote:I don't know how much of this is true as it comes from her, but she has not contact with any of her sibling or her parents. According to her she cut them off as part of her "healing". Now I see why she may have cut them out. I know how to contact them at least so I'll call them all right now. 
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Mar 25, 2019 22:09
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christmas boots posted:Even in the legal states you're still not supposed to take it across state lines. Like legally I'm not allowed to take weed from Washington to Oregon or vice versa despite it being legal in both states. There’s no border checkpoints searching luggage, so I feel like unless you have receipts and labeled containers proving that you bought the weed in another state they couldn’t adequately prove that you didn’t buy it elsewhere.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:12
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christmas boots posted:Even in the legal states you're still not supposed to take it across state lines. Like legally I'm not allowed to take weed from Washington to Oregon or vice versa despite it being legal in both states. Interstate commerce is a federal thing so that’s probably why.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:14
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that's why I warn my friends not to mess with oil here in Texas, the laws are hosed
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Mar 25, 2019 22:23
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chemtrail huffer posted:My girlfriend's [23F] ex boyfriend was black. I [24M] don't have a problem with it but she keeps bringing it up To be fair, if I had ever dated a professional-caliber rapper who looked like Idris Elba and the Rock got into a sexy transporter accident, I would probably also be completely insufferable about it
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Mar 25, 2019 22:33
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hawowanlawow posted:that's why I warn my friends not to mess with oil here in Texas, the laws are hosed Does Texas have harsher punishment for “processed” weed or something? I think I have heard of that in a few places.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:43
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Tetramin posted:Does Texas have harsher punishment for “processed” weed or something? I think I have heard of that in a few places. Of course they do! Up to 2oz of dry herb is a misdemeanor but <1 gram of concentrate is a felony.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:53
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I [26F] moved in with my friend [29M] two weeks ago under the pretense of renting until I found an apartment. Now, he doesn't want me to leave.quote:TL;DR: I'm wickedly confused about what is happening here - moved in with a guy to rent a room temporarily, we both agreed to it, things got hot and heavy and now he's denying that the plan was ever put into place and thinks I should say (or it's over). Yikes and all but quote:Every time he's mentioned the "wanting to die" part, he says "I hate to say this because I know it sounds manipulative" but then does it anyway. How do you not see exactly what he’s doing here?
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Mar 25, 2019 23:03
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Guy offered the room with exactly all of this in mind and his dream came true, a gf just fell into his lap with zero effort.
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Mar 25, 2019 23:07
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A penis flytrap, if you will
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Mar 25, 2019 23:11
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Mar 25, 2019 23:19
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Ideological possessed GF and my unborn child (self.JordanPeterson) submitted 1 day ago by Coolj31iceman quote:My GF is annoyed when I talk about JP and his impact on me. She has only watched one interview and said he needed more faith(smh). She does not understand his rise to public consciousness. She has no idea what the jungian shadow is. She loves me. This I don't doubt as she gives all of herself to me. She claims it's basic hero worship(I also like Maynard James keenan,I believe God works through them both). I am only in awe of their work but I have my own pursuits.
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Mar 25, 2019 23:20
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Got another prankster for you AITA for playing a prank on my boss? To understand this I need to give you a little background first. My boss and I have known each other for years, including before I came to work for him when we both used to work at a different company in the same field. We have always played pranks on each other in a good-natured way. For example, over the years, he has: changed my screensaver to a cast photo of The Big Bang Theory (I hate that show), changed my office phone ringer to a really annoying screeching type of ring, switched my bag lunch out with a bag lunch containing only three containers of yogurt, and so on. In exchange I have gotten him back by doing various things including switching out his wall art with posters of professional wrestlers, put up a fake memo from him in the breakroom saying Fridays are now mandatory Hawaiian shirt days, and so on. It's all in good fun and neither of us have ever gotten mad. Well recently my boss went out on vacation to Thailand and he had his email set to autoreply while he was out. During his vacation something came up and he needed me to logon to his computer and send him a file from his desktop, so he sent me his computer password. While I was on there I saw a good opportunity for a prank. So I changed his autoreply email to read "I am currently out of the office with limited access to email because I am on vacation in Thailand, where I am diddling little boys. I will return on Monday, March 25 and will respond promptly to all inquiries at that time." So that was his autoresponse for about a week and anyone who sent him an email received that reply. Long story short, my boss came back today and he is FURIOUS. He said if it were anyone but me who had done this they would be fired on the spot. He is basically mad because clients and others outside the office also received this email and apparently some of them didn't think it was funny. I think he is overreacting a bit but in some ways I can see why he is upset. So I am asking: AITA?
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Mar 25, 2019 23:22
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kids loving lucky he still has a job and not a well deserved lawsuit.
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Mar 25, 2019 23:26
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“You know what this prank war needs? A sprinkle of pedophilia.”
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Mar 25, 2019 23:28
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CheesyDog posted:Ideological possessed GF and my unborn child (self.JordanPeterson)
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Mar 25, 2019 23:42
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quote:She has no idea what the jungian shadow is DTMFA!
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Mar 25, 2019 23:42
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The worst prank ever played on me was after it became apparent that I hate ketchup. I came in on April 1 to find that every single surface of my office and every object had ketchup packets taped to it, even the light switch and doorknob (and under my desk). They made a ketchup bouquet from a bottle of Heinz and some fake flowers with the heads replaced with more ketchup packets. I got back at one of the girls by hiding one last ketchup packet and telling her that it was in her belongings, but I wouldn't tell her where until the next day if she couldn't find it. She tore through all her stuff, even going out to her car just in case I hid it there. I had put it in the water bottle she keeps in the fridge overnight and fills every morning. She didn't find it until she went to refill it. Also while looking for that post, I came across this instead. quote:I've (M-26) been working on a political campaign for nearly a year. It's pretty long days, maybe 18 hours a day and definitely 7 days a week. At some point our boss (M-28) became obsessed with the idea that we would at some point get recording devices planted on us in our office by the opposition. The boss talked about it constantly, always without evidence. So much so that the rest of the staff (F-40, F-40, F-26, M-25) would talk about his obsession when he wasn't around. Obviously, it would have been easy for us to get on board with this had there been some semblance of guidance on what specifically to be on the outlook for rather than just random assertions, but there was nothing except the vague theory.
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Mar 25, 2019 23:51
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I'm not usually caught up with this thread, so here's a guess-the-hobby post.quote:In the last few years I (36F) have gotten very involved in a particular hobby, and I'm losing interest in my husband (36M) Imagine blowing up your marriage for that.
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Mar 26, 2019 00:09
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Power Khan posted:AITA for playing a prank on my boss? The OP in a comment: quote:So full disclosure two of our biggest clients actually are parochial schools (elementary through high school), which is a big part of why he is so mad. I guess I can kinda see his point, maybe I will apologize. There are a lot of posts in this thread where the obvious answer is just  . Not sure why he wasn't fired on the spot. The "we've know each other for years and prank each other constantly" isn't a saving grace.
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Mar 26, 2019 00:12
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quote:maybe I will apologize. ok bury him in cement neck deep and put like birdseed on his head
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Mar 26, 2019 00:14
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Incoherence posted:I'm not usually caught up with this thread, so here's a guess-the-hobby post. WTF, my guesses were geneology, solving cold case murders on the internet, and LARPing. That sounds so mundane and un-dumpworthy, although there's always a chance she's writing erotic fanfiction
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Mar 26, 2019 00:25
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vampire larping was my top pick too second only to furry poly
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Mar 26, 2019 00:27
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Incoherence posted:Imagine blowing up your marriage for that. imagine marrying someone without an interest in reading
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Mar 26, 2019 00:31
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Having encountered the creative writing of mid-30s women with marriage problems I think you're all unnecessarily disregarding how much vampirism is involved in this hobby
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Mar 26, 2019 00:32
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Vim Fuego posted:WTF, my guesses were geneology, solving cold case murders on the internet, and LARPing. That sounds so mundane and un-dumpworthy, although there's always a chance she's writing erotic fanfiction Erotic and/or extremely niche fanfiction was my first guess. Those fan circles can get super-insular and emotionally entangled with one another, especially if there's roleplaying involved, which there usually is. EDIT: Per CheesyDog above, I will yield that it doesn't have to be fanfic, but it is almost certainly erotic
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