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Detective No. 27 posted:Probably gonna go with Bucky since Nintendo owns the rights to Captain Falcon. Time for Disney to buy Nintendo!
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 20:01 |
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smoobles posted:I saw rumors that Endgame tickets might start going on sale today. What? don't they advertise that date like at least a week out?
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 20:10 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Probably gonna go with Bucky since Nintendo owns the rights to Captain Falcon. It's also going to Bucky because there is no country called "Falcon".
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 20:31 |
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Didn't Falcon die in Civil War?
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 20:32 |
josh04 posted:Didn't Falcon die in Civil War? Didn't Bucky?
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:03 |
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thrawn527 posted:Didn't Bucky? It's agreed, Black Widow to be the new Captain America.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:11 |
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Pump her full of super soldier serum and have ScoJo get buff af
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:20 |
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When captain america was an icicle presumed dead they didn't reallocate the name. Why would they this time? Captain america isn't like the queen or the world champion or whatever where you have to have another one.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:52 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:When captain america was an icicle presumed dead they didn't reallocate the name. Why would they this time? Captain america isn't like the queen or the world champion or whatever where you have to have another one. Branding just isn't the same as the postwar world
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:56 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:When captain america was an icicle presumed dead they didn't reallocate the name. Why would they this time? Captain america isn't like the queen or the world champion or whatever where you have to have another one. In the movies they didn't, no. In the comics they have done it repeatedly which is partly why it's a thing with fans to expect or want it.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:56 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:When captain america was an icicle presumed dead they didn't reallocate the name. Why would they this time? Captain america isn't like the queen or the world champion or whatever where you have to have another one. Back then, Captain America was created specifically to fight in WWII. His "death" coincided roughly with the end of the war, so branding a new one wasn't really necessary. These days we are in a never-ending war, so there must always be a Captain
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 21:57 |
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It makes sense in the comics or even in an earlier version of the MCU because post-resurrection he was the leader of the Avengers who became Earth's mightiest defenders, so you might want some continuity there, a torch bearer who would assure everyone that the Earth was still in good hands. In current MCU continuity he has been a war criminal for the past 3 years which Hannibal joked about, and people have pretty much moved on with their lives. Spider-Man was like "oh this guy is a dangerous fanatic? Okay I'll web him up Mr. Stark!" There's really not the weight to his name that you would expect for there to need to always be a Captain America to protect us. There effectively hasn't been and the collective response was "oh bummer" *changes channel to E! news*. (of course they will replace him anyway because it checks the box)
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:04 |
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YEah but the audience knows he's the poo poo and the leader. All it takes to get the in-universe on board is a flashy saving of the Earth from Thanos where he dies and everyone goes "oh poo poo cap was our man all along, we always loved him".
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:22 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:YEah but the audience knows he's the poo poo and the leader. All it takes to get the in-universe on board is a flashy saving of the Earth from Thanos where he dies and everyone goes "oh poo poo cap was our man all along, we always loved him". They would have to show that what the heroes do has an impact on regular people, which the MCU sucks at.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:42 |
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think of all those people who'd have to buy new cars if the avengers weren't there to save their current cars
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 22:55 |
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Guy A. Person posted:In current MCU continuity he has been a war criminal for the past 3 years which Hannibal joked about, and people have pretty much moved on with their lives. Nobody in the general public believed that Captain America was a war criminal until Hannibal told people to google it.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 23:01 |
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Brother Entropy posted:think of all those people who'd have to buy new cars if the avengers weren't there to save their current cars In the alternate timeline of the MCU, Detroit is the wealthiest city in the US. Detective No. 27 posted:Nobody in the general public believed that Captain America was a war criminal until Hannibal told people to google it.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 23:18 |
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I've recently been saying that Stark and Pym have held back the human race in the MCU by not sharing their tech with the rest of the world. Their hubris is what makes Earth defenseless and vulnerable against greater threats. If they pooled and shared their knowledge with the greatest minds on the Earth, poo poo would probably be loving Stark Trek levels by now.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 23:40 |
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teagone posted:I've recently been saying that Stark and Pym have held back the human race in the MCU by not sharing their tech with the rest of the world. Their hubris is what makes Earth defenseless and vulnerable against greater threats. If they pooled and shared their knowledge with the greatest minds on the Earth, poo poo would probably be loving Stark Trek levels by now. The end of the world will continue to intervene to prevent the end of capitalism for as long as is necessary.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 23:41 |
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Grendels Dad posted:It's also going to Bucky because there is no country called "Falcon". There's not exactly a country called "Winter Soldier" either. When Falcon had it he was just Captain America.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 23:41 |
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teagone posted:I've recently been saying that Stark and Pym have held back the human race in the MCU by not sharing their tech with the rest of the world. Their hubris is what makes Earth defenseless and vulnerable against greater threats. If they pooled and shared their knowledge with the greatest minds on the Earth, poo poo would probably be loving Stark Trek levels by now. Sadly the major issue there is that A) Stark and probably Pym would give it to the US government first and B) Even if you did trust the US government, this is a US government where they have more Literal Nazis than the current US government. In a vacuum the shared technology would probably be great, in the MCU it probably would end up with a very tiny Crossbone stabbing almost everyone the brain.
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# ? Mar 25, 2019 23:48 |
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I had a crazy idea about Thanos and his plan. As we all know, upon being presented with Thanos's plan the entire internet proclaimed their mental superiority. They discussed why Thanos had an unrealistic plan and why overpopulation as Thanos describes it may not be a real thing to fear as many suggest. What if this was their plan all along? My theory is this: the plan was stupid on purpose to trick people into pointing out its flaws and becoming woke.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:14 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:I had a crazy idea about Thanos and his plan. As we all know, upon being presented with Thanos's plan the entire internet proclaimed their mental superiority. They discussed why Thanos had an unrealistic plan and why overpopulation as Thanos describes it may not be a real thing to fear as many suggest. What if this was their plan all along? My theory is this: the plan was stupid on purpose to trick people into pointing out its flaws and becoming woke. nah
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:22 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:I had a crazy idea about Thanos and his plan. As we all know, upon being presented with Thanos's plan the entire internet proclaimed their mental superiority. They discussed why Thanos had an unrealistic plan and why overpopulation as Thanos describes it may not be a real thing to fear as many suggest. What if this was their plan all along? My theory is this: the plan was stupid on purpose to trick people into pointing out its flaws and becoming woke. That's not even why it's stupid It's stupid because the guy got power over ALL OF CREATION ITSELF. He could just make the universe fifty times its current size and increase every planet and star to match and give everyone brand new materials to work from Instead he just really wanted to kill people and came up with a stupid excuse to do so
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:25 |
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The main reason I don't like that is because it totally validates every old white guy who hoarded their wealth. Imagine being rich and seeing the slow rise of socialism approach your jugular and then suddenly Thanos gives you infinite everything. The look of relief on that white guys face makes the whole thing not worth it imo
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:37 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:The main reason I don't like that is because it totally validates every old white guy who hoarded their wealth. Imagine being rich and seeing the slow rise of socialism approach your jugular and then suddenly Thanos gives you infinite everything. The look of relief on that white guys face makes the whole thing not worth it imo The gently caress. Why you wanna kill Bill Gates?
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:45 |
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teagone posted:The gently caress. Why you wanna kill Bill Gates? Cause he’s scum, op
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:50 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:I had a crazy idea about Thanos and his plan. As we all know, upon being presented with Thanos's plan the entire internet proclaimed their mental superiority. They discussed why Thanos had an unrealistic plan and why overpopulation as Thanos describes it may not be a real thing to fear as many suggest. What if this was their plan all along? My theory is this: the plan was stupid on purpose to trick people into pointing out its flaws and becoming woke. People are dumb af and don't realize that Thanos isn't really primarily interested in solving his supposed problem and just likes being a baddie and killing and he's found an excuse for it. In the comics there's an explanation for this with his crush on literal capital D Death, but the movies try to make do without that for better or worse.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:53 |
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Because what Thanos is trying to do is heal himself but its flawed to begin with and this madness is all he has left. He just has the power to make his doomsday a reality and people latch on to him. Much like the American Right/GOP/Conservatives/Religious Nutcases some. "Better to kill half of you/let half die than develop a system to allow for managing-sharing resources or generate abundance...it's the only thing I'm sure will work. What? I have the resources to do something with these Infinity Gems? Naaaaaahhhhh, this is the only way that makes sense to me."
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:55 |
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The real lovely thing about it is that it makes Earth overpopulation sound like something we need to solve by killing a bunch of people rather than killing like 500 of the right people and stopping anyone from hoarding resources the way they did.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:56 |
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We don't need to kill the population. A Global 1 Child policy over 3-4 generations will do the trick to lower. The problem is how to undo the damage and focus on stopping then reversing and controlling climate change and coming up with a system that doesn't result in what's going on today. How to get man to think and live differently.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:58 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:The real lovely thing about it is that it makes Earth overpopulation sound like something we need to solve by killing a bunch of people rather than killing like 500 of the right people and stopping anyone from hoarding resources the way they did. unfortunately that's not a direction you're ever gonna go when your flagship character that started it all is absolutely one of those 500
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 00:59 |
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We have the resources to reasonably support up to about 17 billion people on the Earth. The problem has never been overpopulation. It’s been the same thing that makes America throw out 45% of the food it produces and have more empty homes than homeless people. It starts with a c and ends with apitalism.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:01 |
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Burkion posted:That's not even why it's stupid Of all the complaints I never thought this one made a ton of sense. From what the film shows the snap alone wrecked the Infinity Gauntlet's poo poo. It's entirely possible that Thanos himself would not have had the ability to do that much within the restraints of the Gauntlet. (As opposed to the comic where he is a Capital G God.) It's still a dumb plan but movie Thanos isn't really shown to have the literal omnipotence of the comic version.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:06 |
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Maybe the James Bond villain is his volcano lair should use his villain money to enact global change rather than global annihilation.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:15 |
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I wouldn’t be surprised if the Avengers point out the inconsistencies of his plan in the film.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:16 |
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Pirate Jet posted:We have the resources to reasonably support up to about 17 billion people on the Earth. But what do we do about communapitalism
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:23 |
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RatHat posted:I wouldn’t be surprised if the Avengers point out the inconsistencies of his plan in the film. The climax of the film is just every hero shouting WELL ACTUALLY at Thanos and destroying him through sheer pedantic will.
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:24 |
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RatHat posted:I wouldn’t be surprised if the Avengers point out the inconsistencies of his plan in the film. I hadn't even thought about this. Given the fan reaction this is almost guaranteed. I can't wait tbh 1stGear posted:The climax of the film is just every hero shouting WELL ACTUALLY at Thanos and destroying him through sheer pedantic will. The movie ends with them convincing Thanos of his flawed position and then Thanos joins the Avengers. He is frequently paired with Ant-Man
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# ? Mar 26, 2019 01:24 |
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RatHat posted:I wouldn’t be surprised if the Avengers point out the inconsistencies of his plan in the film. wouldn't the time to have the characters do that be in the film that already came out, not the film after he succeeded in his plan?
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