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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Dude was criming on both coasts, dang

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Avanatti going full crimes elemental was not the Monday surprise I was expecting but I'll take it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Avanatti going full crimes elemental was not the Monday surprise I was expecting but I'll take it.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Avenatti's only claim to fame was being a scumbag lawyer that pissed off Trump, unfortunately for him he thought this meant he could try being a scumbag lawyer against competent people.

Also :lol: at his presidential aspirations.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


This is a wonderful gif.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

As Nero Danced posted:

Avenatti's only claim to fame was being a scumbag lawyer that pissed off Trump, unfortunately for him he thought this meant he could try being a scumbag lawyer against competent people.

Also :lol: at his presidential aspirations.

Honestly he's arguably more qualified now that he's been indicted for wire fraud etc. than he was we he was just an ambulance chaser harassing Trump.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


FAUXTON posted:

Dude was criming on both coasts, dang

A crime in every port.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Thwomp posted:

TPM has a number of questions left unanswered by the summary:


  • 2 days
  • Yes
  • 500 dead
  • 3000 dead
  • 15 dead
  • No
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • ~15 years
  • No
  • Good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Wasabi the J posted:

  • 2 days
  • Yes
  • 500 dead
  • 3000 dead
  • 15 dead
  • No
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • ~15 years
  • No
  • Good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:perfect:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Popehat having a good day in light of Avenatti's doublecrimes

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1110244072877219841

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Wasabi the J posted:

  • 2 days
  • Yes
  • 500 dead
  • 3000 dead
  • 15 dead
  • No
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • ~15 years
  • No
  • Good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:lol:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I don't think he should've gotten a sixer for that, but lol it's a sixer so whatever!

Anyways, Avenatti seems to have snared another big name in the SDNY probe.

https://twitter.com/mrothfeld/status/1110251416482914304?s=19

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Free Wasabi

While we're doing white collar crime, have another thing

Diva Cupcake posted:

Considering the circumstances in which he left USC it wouldn't be too shocking to see Pete wrapped up in this admissions scandal.

https://twitter.com/sportsbybrooks/status/1110028185679196160

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I should bring up a variation on an E/N classic and make sixer complainer compare their situation to a starving African child.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

EBB posted:

I should bring up a variation on an E/N classic and make sixer complainer compare their situation to a starving African child.

tbh this is how i get through the day

"Ok, this is bad but nobody is shooting at me"

"Ok the house needs expensive repairs but I have a house"

"Ok this guy's dead but I'm not yay me"

"ok I forgot to eat lunch but I'm not starving"

"ok all the other parents at this soccer game are MAGA assholes but my kid is having fun or pretending to"

etc

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Starving posters need a constant intake of shitposts the same way they need Mountain Dew and cheeto dust. Each sixer actually reduces global carbon emissions by 4mg. So really we’re all doin our part.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Smiling Jack posted:

tbh this is how i get through the day

"Ok, this is bad but nobody is shooting at me"

"Ok the house needs expensive repairs but I have a house"

"Ok this guy's dead but I'm not yay me"

"ok I forgot to eat lunch but I'm not starving"

"ok all the other parents at this soccer game are MAGA assholes but my kid is having fun or pretending to"

etc

My baseline is "nothing's caught fire yet" or "the meteor hasn't hit yet so it's not that bad. And when it does hit, the day won't be that bad for very long."

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
:lol: Avenatti gonna get more time than Manafort for chump change that wasn't based on destabilizing entire countries and empowering murderous dictatorial regimes. Yup, sounds like 2019.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





As Nero Danced posted:

My baseline is "nothing's caught fire yet

t:mad:t

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Well there's always room for improvement.

E: and I just had a small kitchen fire. Hmm.

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Mar 25, 2019

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Tbf what he's accused of is insanely bad. It's just funny that doing a wide variety of near-treasons like Flynn happens to apparently not be very illegal.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Wasabi the J posted:

  • 2 days
  • Yes
  • 500 dead
  • 3000 dead
  • 15 dead
  • No
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • ~15 years
  • No
  • Good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

My hot take is that this post was funny. <:mad:>

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
corporations arent really people so what Avenatti is accused of is a victimless crime

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Proud Christian Mom posted:

corporations arent really people so what Avenatti is accused of is a victimless crime

by denying corporations profit you are limiting their free speech.

consumption is mandatory citizen.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



http://existentialcomics.com/comic/243

:perfect:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





If you want me to consider corporations as people you need to show me where the guillotine goes

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

If you want me to consider corporations as people you need to show me where the guillotine goes

Start with whoever makes the most money and then work your way down the incone ladder to the average cost of housing in the area?

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
The Apple Defender has logged in

https://twitter.com/_danilo/status/1110345534882148352?s=19

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

They also announced a new way to pay for TV shows you can already watch on a million other services. Some really magical revolutionary stuff.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/sta...agenumber%3D101

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Apple treats its customers like they're morons...film at 11

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


I'm going to nitpick and say it's bad using Marx as the mouthpiece. He's dead, his words are written. If you have to modernize it then invent somebody or use somebody not dead who wouldn't care.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1110359522059657216?s=19

https://twitter.com/connorobrienNH/status/1110377106205233152?s=19

what's a mueller

https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/1110369818497245184?s=19

Oh yeah, that guy.

Seriously y'all, Mueller will only be brought up by Trump as he gets beat over the head with his dumb immigration/healthcare policies.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Mueller report is his reelection strategy

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Lindsey Graham finally admits that he encouraged McCain to turn the dossier over to the FBI. Hopefully his love/hate affair with Donny is over and now its just all hate

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/25/politics/lindsey-graham-john-mccain-dossier-fbi/index.html

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Guys we need a good story. But where will we find something like tha-

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/keanu-reevess-flight-makes-emergency-landing-takes-road-trip-home-bunch-strangers-184029648.html

Oh. You keep being cool Keanu.
I personally like him reading wikipedia facts about bakersfield to people to kill tim on the bus. When we start guillotineing celebrities maybe john wick gets a pass.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Stravag posted:

Guys we need a good story. But where will we find something like tha-

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/keanu-reevess-flight-makes-emergency-landing-takes-road-trip-home-bunch-strangers-184029648.html

Oh. You keep being cool Keanu.
I personally like him reading wikipedia facts about bakersfield to people to kill tim on the bus. When we start guillotineing celebrities maybe john wick gets a pass.

He is by all accounts a really nice guy and good person.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Thats what I keep hearing and it's refreshing that someone who made it does poo poo like fly united

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

my kinda ape posted:

He is by all accounts a really nice guy and good person.

Basically he lives his "Be excellent" motto

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

So this just dropped in the c-spam pics thread. It's a doozy.

Al Jazeera English had an undercover reporter pose as the founder of an Australian Pro-Gun group for three years to infiltrate the NRA and investigate their US lobbying efforts and post-massacre media approach from the inside.

https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1110250941574537220

Then it got good. He reached out to the One Nation Australian Party to see if they had any connections to the US Gun Lobby. They didn't, but they desperately wanted some.

https://twitter.com/9NewsQueensland/status/1110360960202502144

Oops.

Part 1 of the documentary has been released. Part 2 is coming.

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