bring back old gbs posted:

my "wife cave"

Platystemon posted:

That hallway is way too loving big.

No offence meant to the wife.

Rotten Cookies posted:

The year is 2016. There's a facebook group to organize the 10 year reunion for my highschool's class of 2006. Everybody in there is posting their life updates for some reason. Like "Hey everyone! Long time no see, huh? Wow what a blast these 10 years have been. I moved down to Florida with my dad and started a tree service company with three locations." or "I had 3 wonderful babies with (one of their classmates) and couldn't be happier with life at [wherever they worked]"


Now, I wasn't in the class of 2006. But I was invited to the group, and I was feelin' weird. So I posted my own update saying that I've been running a successful fuckbench business for the past 4 years, and listed a bunch of sex furniture I'd be willing to make, and kinda made up names for stuff. Like I said I was making fiend holes. What the gently caress is a fiend hole? I don't loving know.


Well class of 2006 was into some kinky poo poo and I got a poo poo ton of messages from them. Work at the metal shop was slow, I wanted to make some cash, so..... I mean..... why not? I threw out some prices, had some people agree, and uh.... well.... I made some fuckbenches. I even did some vinyl upholstery haha

Youth Decay posted:

have you ever wondered what a whole house of lovely Pinterest DIY "remodeling" projects would look like?

wonder no more

SpartanIvy posted:

I would put up with all of that for that sweet rear end garage though. Look at all that space. It would be like having your own warehouse.

bring back old gbs posted:

we love our space. for example the wolfman occupies an entire wall where the wifes laptop used to go:



VVV Maybe thats why it looks so especially tacky, its like the uncanny valley for design. Our brains recognize every little detail as new but the but standout features are trying to look old and it does not parse

Rotten Cookies posted:

Those recliners in a circle are weird to me. "I want to be in the same place as my family, but I don't want to sit next to them"

moist turtleneck posted:

People always wanna pretend that a talking room with no boob tube is a good idea

Risky Bisquick posted:

It's p nice for a workshop gotta say, though the barn doors don't look great.


These ceilings are 14ft, and why is the floor sealed concrete exactly?

moist turtleneck posted:

Two of the chairs are definitely facing each other lol

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Getting a strong We’ll All Shed Our Mortal Shells And Fly Away On The Comet Together vibe from the matching recliners in a circle...

Prof. Banks posted:

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Getting a strong We’ll All Shed Our Mortal Shells And Fly Away On The Comet Together vibe from the matching recliners in a circle...

moist turtleneck posted:

Rocks are for

That Works posted:

This is totally not a room where we bring up the subject of swinging for the 1st time with newer friends.


Also lmao this utter trash.

Rotten Cookies posted:

And what's with the giant deadbolt on the door to the shitter.

bring back old gbs posted:

found a normal sorta bathroom

a wooden bath area is kinda stupid but maybe its sealed better than it looks and-


REVERSE. ANGLE.

Iron Crowned posted:

Also I just noticed that the shower has a window that looks out to the mirror, why?

Youth Decay posted:

have you ever wondered what a whole house of lovely Pinterest DIY "remodeling" projects would look like?

wonder no more

PRADA SLUT posted:

This is actually the worst picture in there

Like all that work for the rest of the place and then they just consolidate their five fat Costco dadchairs to furnish it.

Iron Crowned posted:

Also I just noticed that the shower has a window that looks out to the mirror, why?

Facebook Aunt posted:

I wonder what happened. That isn't a weird reno, that house was built in 2014 so this is how it was built to begin with. This is someone's dream home.

That Works posted:

Someone's dream home, but 2 people lived there and one had enough of that poo poo.

Haifisch posted:

I wonder how much of that is because millennials realized they don't want or need that much space, and how much of that is because millennials can't afford giant houses(or any houses, if they live on the west coast).

value-brand cereal posted:

I know it's the camera lens and perspective, but it feels like that door only opens 1 and a half foot wide before hitting the toilet and you gotta scootch your way around into the room.

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I don't see any hinges, the door probably opens outward.

faarcyde posted:

Bought a house. Looking for some paint suggestions. The reason I liked the place is because it has a rustic/country/up north feel to it and I would like to maintain that vibe. My whole life I've just used neutral grays because I am uncreative and suck at this kind of thing.

The floors are knotted pine and will be refinished to bring out a bit more of the white tones in the wood. As you can see the window and base trim is stained wood. I don't think my typical palette of neutral grays will work here. Any suggestions appreciated. FYI this is not my furniture so just consider it a blank slate.