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Scathach posted:Hey mods-- can someone change the thread title to something along the lines of "weird poo poo for sale: quote here" Your wish is my command
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Scathach posted:It's funny that people even steal 'em to sell or use or whatever. When I was store security years ago, we had one person make one (just need a pair of strong magnets a certain distance apart) and it worked great. Hell, if it's the spider type or any kind with a cord that goes through part of the product, a pair of dikes is even faster, since it's just a stainless steel cord.
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cash crab posted:Your wish is my command Thanks raccoon mom! Spider wraps are easy to cut but they're also supposed to make a horrendous noise when you do so. It's a pretty unmistakable screech. Anyway, have some "lightly-stained" armchairs.  I feel like there's a smell to this thing and it isn't pleasant.
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 Twelve different designs! Who the hell would want these, and why? loving Boulder. edit: more Boulder  what a tragedy  ha ha ha DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 02:23 on Mar 17, 2019 |
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Scathach posted:Thanks raccoon mom! We had thieves at my store years ago just take the product into the bathroom, chop the spiderwire, toss the shrieking mess into the toilet. It worked.
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Mar 17, 2019 21:48
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 Why are they all Ben-Hur? 
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Mar 18, 2019 00:36
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It's not really a unique book at all if they're all the same.
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Mar 18, 2019 00:39
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"Four drawers I was too lazy to clean out myself before selling it."
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Mar 18, 2019 00:44
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So my fiance's bong shelf is a side table that looks like a shelf of books (I think it is somewhere in this thread) and I'd totally buy that thing and some acrylics to repaint the "books." But why the Ben Hur books. Wtf. Did someone commission that?
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Mar 18, 2019 21:55
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 The gently caress I do
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Mar 19, 2019 17:09
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found on my local fb marketplace
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Mar 19, 2019 17:14
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If you can think of a better way to get cranberry sauce I'd like to hear it
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Mar 19, 2019 17:15
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Code for drugs?
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Mar 22, 2019 06:42
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walrusman posted:Code for drugs? For the last time Mom, no!
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RCarr posted:For the last time Mom, no! lol
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Mar 23, 2019 14:01
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Finally a jenkem dealer who takes some drat pride in their product.
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Mar 23, 2019 14:45
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I'm not surprised to learn Juanita A Hicks likes this.
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Mar 23, 2019 15:51
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Haifisch posted:"Four drawers I was too lazy to clean out myself before selling it." It is listed as free so I forgive
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Mar 23, 2019 15:56
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*feeds full garbage bag into a juicer*  *bottles and sells the results on the internet as pussy cleanser*
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Mar 23, 2019 16:22
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I'd like to see Yanni using it
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jobson groeth posted:Helping friends who have shoplifted. That's regular shoplifting you just don't steal something you can actually use. Real reverse shoplifting is where you pull something out of the garbage, take it into a dept. store, shop around a bit and go to customer service and ask if you can buy the garbage. They'll be able to enter the item into inventory and after they do that you say "nevermind" and it (probably) goes into the clearance section until someone else buys it Former DILF has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Mar 23, 2019 |
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I know we've moved on from the "Weird Craigslist Ads" ... But I surf the local missed connections daily because I'm a lonely boy. Came across this gem:
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Serious Party Gods posted:I know we've moved on from the "Weird Craigslist Ads" ... But I surf the local missed connections daily because I'm a lonely boy. Came across this gem: Don’t you remember that whole conversation I instigated about imaginary fruit furniture? You don’t need to put this on SomethingAwful as well
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I want this.
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My best guess is that craigslist has filters to remove ads for fake ids, and the title is just vague enough to skirt around them. Either that or it's a master of fake ids who also happens to need to get rid of their ugly floral grandma furniture.
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Apr 9, 2019 04:24
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What's a Hufflepuff to do?
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Haifisch posted:Either that or it's a master of fake ids who also happens to need to get rid of their ugly floral grandma furniture. He is the Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ Aʟʟ Fᴀᴋᴇ
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But does it come with hornets or do I need to supply my own?
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Apr 15, 2019 18:09
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Model name / number: HORNETS NEST He should just pop an "h" on that box real quick.
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We went on an open studio tour last weekend, and at least three of the artists had hornets’ nests in their studios  To be clear, abandoned ones they were using for reference or whatever, not hornets just building active nests in the studios.
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Apr 15, 2019 19:46
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Should have been $69
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Apr 17, 2019 03:37
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Y'all must be all from Northern or far western states.
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Apr 17, 2019 04:58
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 you are now aware of breast cancer  please do not use dog bandanas on anything other than your dog  sir if you are not absolutely serious about purchasing this Vanna White doll then I am going to have to terminate this conversation
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Pastry of the Year posted:
You know they had to add that after the 100th call asking to buy a vowel.
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Apr 17, 2019 16:08
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Aleph Null posted:You know they had to add that after the 100th call asking to buy a vowel. Thanks for giving me 90s flashbacks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-10PC8obwA
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Pastry of the Year posted:
If people actually buy these, I might need to start selling them myself. Those bandanas are like $1 each at walmart, and if they cut one up into 3/4 smaller ones, that's a nice profit at $3 each.
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