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If you press it, it should play Freek'n You Wake up feelin' so horny
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I sense a design flaw: How do you know your cat isn't the one hitting it?
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Feb 12, 2019 06:44
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Someone should kickstart the opposite of this, where you smack the button and air raid sirens go off with robot voice just says "i'm horny" over and over until the situation is taken care of.
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Feb 12, 2019 06:59
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veni veni veni posted:Someone should kickstart the opposite of this, where you smack the button and air raid sirens go off with robot voice just says "i'm horny" over and over until the situation is taken care of. Oh they have that:
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Feb 12, 2019 07:06
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Shoulda had the button look like this
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veni veni veni posted:Someone should kickstart the opposite of this, where you smack the button and air raid sirens go off with robot voice just says "i'm horny" over and over until the situation is taken care of. Please assume the position.
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https://www.vaevtissue.com/about-us/quote:Once upon a time, a Dane with a cold and a dream grew tired of needles and pills. In 2017, Vaev was born in Copenhagen, and now the world’s boldest tissue company is setting up in Los Angeles, CA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-95sTha1BLs Stephen Colbert's take: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIq7PA-fn88
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Feb 12, 2019 13:15
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That tissue thing is very clearly a joke, but I would love to see a list of people who actually tried to buy it.
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Feb 12, 2019 14:25
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Maera Sior posted:I sense a design flaw: How do you know your cat isn't the one hitting it? Where some see flaws, I can only assume there are some who see opportunity 
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Feb 12, 2019 14:25
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Maera Sior posted:I sense a design flaw: How do you know your cat isn't the one hitting it? If your kids hit it, it will automatically call the CPS.
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Feb 12, 2019 16:11
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Nenonen posted:If your kids hit it, it will automatically call the
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Feb 12, 2019 16:24
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HIT IT TO HIT IT 
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Feb 12, 2019 20:03
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Clicked the link, laughed at the idea, then noticed that it was already fully funded and way more. How the gently caress can there be more than 300 people who actually think that fuckbutton was a good idea? I don't have high hopes for the future of those 300 couples.
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Feb 18, 2019 10:38
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kjetting posted:Clicked the link, laughed at the idea, then noticed that it was already fully funded and way more. Projection: 0% of the backers are part of couples.
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Feb 18, 2019 12:19
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Jerry Seinfeld posted:That tissue thing is very clearly a joke, but I would love to see a list of people who actually tried to buy it. Are you sure it's a joke? Because the "willingly expose self to full strength germs because it's better than BIG PHARMA VACCINES" community very much exists.
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Evil Fluffy posted:Are you sure it's a joke? Because the "willingly expose self to full strength germs because it's better than BIG PHARMA VACCINES" community very much exists. Yes, that is how jokes work. Though whoever is behind it is probably unscrupulous enough that one of those things like artisinally hand-sharpened pencils or magic audiophile crystals where the satire ends where the money begins, then it was totally sincere all along until the money dries up.
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kjetting posted:Clicked the link, laughed at the idea, then noticed that it was already fully funded and way more. I forwarded the link to a friend who is a couples sex therapist, and she said she’s had a few clients that she might have used that with. I haven’t had a chance to ask her for details, but if that’s the case then a population of 300+ wouldn’t be that shocking.
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Maera Sior posted:I sense a design flaw: How do you know your cat isn't the one hitting it? Pussy is pu... wait no.
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IRON NANOSPHERES FOR TIMEBOXING First thing I thought of (besides laughter): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77k9XeM7V8
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Mar 28, 2019 04:26
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"Sure I could use a free app on my phone, website on my computer, or timer on nearly any watch, but what I really want is a $70 fragile hourglass with a small, easily lost magnetic clip."
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Remora posted:IRON NANOSPHERES FOR TIMEBOXING That’s a brilliant term for “printer toner”.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:This is it fellas. The best chart on the internet. Mods please change my name to No Sex Here
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Baller Ina posted:Mods please change my name to No Sex Here Aren't you worried about doxxing?
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tuyop posted:That’s a brilliant term for “printer toner”. "Free accoustic base"
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Have you ever wanted a plastic rock with lights that shows you how to breath? Well you're in luck. and also an idiot Surprisingly enough, it doesn't have an app!
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edit: meh my bad.
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Wow I can't believe there's so few bad kickstarters recently. Guess there's nothing stupid being made.
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The rock is pretty bad tbf
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A cyberpunk pet rock
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idk it's a cute novelty and i like having objects to fiddle with, i might pick one up on aliexpress for five bucks once they show up there "The Moment Pebble will retail at £60 when we launch" fuckin rofl
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/yomba2324/knife-opeelpolys/description The project video is lifted directly from the Japanese dude that makes the "Sharpest (xxxx) knife in the World!" youtube series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZLlUsqXzE8)
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https://twitter.com/verge/status/1125491832689954820 Good job!
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CollegeCop posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/yomba2324/knife-opeelpolys/description I really don't understand this one. It doesn't really seem like it was a scam as he wasn't really asking for much money but taking advantage of the fact that Japanese knife guy doesn't actually talk in his videos and representing it as his own seems willfully malicious. There's a bit in the article that the FTC is going to get the guy permanently banned from doing crowdfunding ever again.
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muscles like this! posted:I really don't understand this one. It doesn't really seem like it was a scam as he wasn't really asking for much money but taking advantage of the fact that Japanese knife guy doesn't actually talk in his videos and representing it as his own seems willfully malicious. Well, at least it got shut down.
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muscles like this! posted:There's a bit in the article that the FTC is going to get the guy permanently banned from doing crowdfunding ever again. Wow what a thorough fix that totally solves the problem and prevents it down the road. The FTC sure showed him. Them doing nothing is about as effective.
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That's next level bag holding.
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May 7, 2019 03:52
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Pay $20+ for a phone charger for your car that beeps every time you turn the car on. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1403517311/gigi-hey-got-your-phone
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May 7, 2019 04:08
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Mod it so it makes a gunshot noise at illegal dB's and never pay increasing rent again! Walla!
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^^^ Your car doesn't already do it when you start it? Dienes posted:Pay $20+ for a phone charger for your car that beeps every time you turn the car on. The device is dumb as gently caress but I particularly like that they're asking for 100k. Is that for all the complex R&D or building a new production line? FFS it's a commodity device with a $1 extra chip in it.
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mobby_6kl posted:^^^ You can get the same result with a $1 charger from the checkout display and a post-it on your dashboard.
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