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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Colonel Cancer posted:

Less tits, more dick as seasons continue. Show needs more dick.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









i sat down to watch season 3 with my wife last night because that's how far we've got but i fell asleep on the couch and my wife didn't like all the torture screams and couldn't work out how to fast forward it or turn it down so she went to bed

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

Less tits, more dick as seasons continue. Show needs more dick.

Wight Hodor dong

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

sebmojo posted:

i sat down to watch season 3 with my wife last night because that's how far we've got but i fell asleep on the couch and my wife didn't like all the torture screams and couldn't work out how to fast forward it or turn it down so she went to bed

what torture scenes where in season 3?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
I hope a giant hangs dong on somebody

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
At this point the only good ending left is for cersei to win. The show/books are only memorable for making the peopleyou hate win and killing characters you like.

The golden company better be a myth as well.

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what torture scenes where in season 3?
that's the season where theon was tortured for like 20 accumulative minutes of screen-time.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
I hope a giant whole body t-bags Tyrion.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zane posted:

that's the season where theon was tortured for like 20 accumulative minutes of screen-time.

thought that was season 4

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I think season 8 is going to be epic. Can’t wait to see you loving haters sucking down some sweet sweet wildfire after this season.

Winter Is Coming

newusername
Feb 20, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
This show started going downhill once Emilia Clarke stopped getting naked every single episode.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

newusername posted:

This show started going downhill once Emilia Clarke stopped getting naked every single episode.

so, episode 3?

newusername
Feb 20, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so, episode 3?

Pretty much

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
if that's your metric, then sandsnakes god-tier tits reveal was best episode of all and uhhhhhhh...

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Less tits, more dick as seasons continue. Show needs more dick.

Just watch American gods it's basically a gay porno

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Evil Agita posted:

Just watch American gods it's basically a gay porno

Don't tell me there's even MORE cock in Season 2.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Evil Agita posted:

Just watch American gods it's basically a gay porno

I'll get to it. I remember reading the gay ifreeti scene and being like, now this, is a good book. Too bad about the rest of it :shrug:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Needs more smash cuts to dick like in Spartacus

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

George H.W. oval office posted:

Needs more smash cuts to dick like in Spartacus

Spartacus was so fuckin lol, God I loved it

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

sebmojo posted:

i sat down to watch season 3 with my wife last night because that's how far we've got but i fell asleep on the couch and my wife didn't like all the torture screams and couldn't work out how to fast forward it or turn it down so she went to bed

your grandchildren can show you how to work the remote

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

sebmojo posted:

i sat down to watch season 3 with my wife last night because that's how far we've got but i fell asleep on the couch and my wife didn't like all the torture screams and couldn't work out how to fast forward it or turn it down so she went to bed

Sorry about your wife.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I remember that the djinn in Season 1 was very clearly not a muslim djinn.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Reminder that Theon greyjoy hosed the girl on the boat with a soft dick

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Farrier Theaks posted:

Spartacus was so fuckin lol, God I loved it

Spartacus was amazing once you got past the inherent guilty pleasure nature of the show.


Batiatus going on a cursing spree and getting meltdowns was amazing

https://vimeo.com/45926576

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I tried to rewatch season 1 but all I can think while anyone talks is,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alHZlAYUE7U

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tLeV7nP8zU

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Evil Agita posted:

Reminder that Theon greyjoy hosed the girl on the boat with a soft dick

Ros too in first season.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Though I still like bran time travel warging into jaime, being overcome with lust from hormones he's never had before and boning his sister for the first time, and eventually pushing himself out of the tower to make sure events are in motion.

Why stop there? I want every single bad thing in the history of Westeros to be the result of Bran warging through time and loving up.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Bran pushed himself out the window.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
That was a bad thing because he didn't die.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

You're overthinking it. Bran warged into the series and made it retarded.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
Bran is going to warg into every spinoff and prequel.

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.
D&D: "whenever the series takes a dive in quality, it's because Bran warged into every single character and brain-damaged them"

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Im..... Bran?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

season 8 is just bran time warging into other tv shows that went downhill

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

big nipples big life posted:

season 8 is just bran time warging into other tv shows that went downhill

Bran Warging into the whole Walking Dead cast?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Warging? Pfft back in my day, we called it Quantum Leap

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



The two part series finale will be Bran going back in time to prevent himself from being pushed out of the tower, which will lead to a Bad Future where the bad guys won. They'll be cameos from characters who were killed off originally, cumulating into a moment where Bran wargs into Jamie to push himself off the tower and fix the timeline.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
well ACTUALLY i wanted to get throw off that window

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An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Oh poo poo, I know how this all ends... Bran wargs into a sports almanac.

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