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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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He also believes the "opioid epidemic" is because of drug smuggling over the border, rather than "doctors prescribe them legally and then people OD"

Also apparently Mexico's "immigration laws" are related in some way to emigration

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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Data Graham posted:

He also believes the "opioid epidemic" is because of drug smuggling over the border, rather than "doctors prescribe them legally and then people OD"

Also apparently Mexico's "immigration laws" are related in some way to emigration

nah lots of people come through mexico from central america or w/e

presumably he wants the mexicans to build a wall and make guatemala pay for it

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Dapper_Swindler posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1112091249153134598
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/30/politics/state-department-aid-el-slavador-guatemala-honduras/index.html

basically zero tolerance and infinite detainment and kid camps are breaking system hard because it was built for catch and release and such. now CPD is being forced to make camps in underpasses and release people. Trump is pissed and believes all of these countries are sending them here on purpose.

His understanding of immigration has always been batshit, especially for a guy with two immigrant wives. From the ride down the escalator, he's been consistent that all immigration is governments sending people, mostly bad people, they don't want to the US.

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

Charlz Guybon posted:

Sexlessness among young men is exploding. Lots of graphs here

https://www.sltrib.com/news/nation-world/2019/03/29/share-americans-not/

Contrapoints needs to get on this. Maybe literally. :p

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Liquid Communism posted:

Anecdotal data isn't, but I know I spent my 20's working my rear end off to keep my head above water and wouldn't be confident I could support a kid ten years later.

Basically this is what I was getting at yeah. Why would you want to have a kid which costs a bunch of money when your finances aren't stable enough to do so?

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Mekchu posted:

Basically this is what I was getting at yeah. Why would you want to have a kid which costs a bunch of money when your finances aren't stable enough to do so?

Sex doesn't have to equal kids. You guys do know that, right?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Gyges posted:

His understanding of immigration has always been batshit, especially for a guy with two immigrant wives. From the ride down the escalator, he's been consistent that all immigration is governments sending people, mostly bad people, they don't want to the US.

Maybe that’s his next step? Who needs to worry about the deportation process, just empty the population of San Quentin onto a few C-17s and ship ‘em all to Guatemala, regardless of nationality!

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Thaddius the Large posted:

Maybe that’s his next step? Who needs to worry about the deportation process, just empty the population of San Quentin onto a few C-17s and ship ‘em all to Guatemala, regardless of nationality!

I'm expecting a Battle Royale scenario based off this description.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Charlz Guybon posted:

Sex doesn't have to equal kids. You guys do know that, right?

No method of birth control is 100% reliable.

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole

saintonan posted:

No method of birth control is 100% reliable.

What are you, an abstinence only sex ed teacher?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

saintonan posted:

No method of birth control is 100% reliable.

Buttsex says otherwise :smug:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Thaddius the Large posted:

Buttsex says otherwise :smug:

Homosexuality, too. :getin:

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

saintonan posted:

No method of birth control is 100% reliable.

When use properly, it effectively is. The 1% is an "actual use" probability of people not using it properly (or it malfunctioning), or using micro pills.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

ummel posted:

When use properly, it effectively is. The 1% is an "actual use" probability of people not using it properly (or it malfunctioning), or using micro pills.

In other words, functionally it isn't 100%.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Good news

https://twitter.com/JessicaPost/status/1112181782735175680

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Charlz Guybon posted:

Sex doesn't have to equal kids. You guys do know that, right?
It's a bit of a tangent, but there's something to be said for less procreation meaning less sex. If you're not having kids, marriage seems less important, which means less long term relationships, and more time spent single and sexless.
I think?

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Slugworth posted:

It's a bit of a tangent, but there's something to be said for less procreation meaning less sex. If you're not having kids, marriage seems less important, which means less long term relationships, and more time spent single and sexless.
I think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb5MwTIV0Wc

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


Another state hosed into poverty by GOP economic policy starts waking up. It's going to be very interesting to see how the Democrats approach 2020 from a strategic perspective. If they can nail down Penn and Michigan and the rest of Clinton's map holds (which at the moment there's little reason to think it wouldn't), they only need to win ONE other state. You have to think they're going all-in on North Carolina. They have a Governor's mansion to defend, a court-ungerrymandered House map to work with, there's a Senate seat up for grabs, and it's probably the most purple state in the entire south. We can also expect a strong push to lock up Maine and more-than-necessary effort in Colorado to capture that Senate seat. But beyond those obvious targets, where else do you go?

Do you fight the hard rear end slog in Wisconsin to try and capitalize on taking the governor's mansion when it's one of the most polarized states in the union right now? Do you target Kansas since it has a Senate seat on the table to try and follow through on THAT gubernatorial win and the optics of R's in the statehouse switching parties? Do you gamble on Georgia with it's huge swell of democratic strength or pass on it because of the blatant electoral corruption Kemp is stacking against you? Do you try and help Jones keep his seat in Alabama for it's symbolic value or leave him to his fate? Do you aim to defend the Governor's mansion and pick up the Senate seat in Montana, or leave Tester as the last man standing? Missouri was the site of your biggest defeat in 2018, but the voters there showed an openness to leftist ideas despite that and it's governor's mansion is the most valuable one on the board for redistricting, so do you take the uphill fight or is it too big a risk? Do you look toward Iowa and weaponizing Steve King and Trump's abuse of farmers to try and get that Senate seat? Do you try to cash in all those :decorum: points you've been saving up and go hard on Arizona to seize McCain's Senate seat? And now maybe do you also ask the question if Louisiana and it's Senate Seat are in the game?

This election is certainly going to be an interesting ride.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Sanguinia posted:

Another state hosed into poverty by GOP economic policy starts waking up. It's going to be very interesting to see how the Democrats approach 2020 from a strategic perspective. If they can nail down Penn and Michigan and the rest of Clinton's map holds (which at the moment there's little reason to think it wouldn't), they only need to win ONE other state. You have to think they're going all-in on North Carolina. They have a Governor's mansion to defend, a court-ungerrymandered House map to work with, there's a Senate seat up for grabs, and it's probably the most purple state in the entire south. We can also expect a strong push to lock up Maine and more-than-necessary effort in Colorado to capture that Senate seat. But beyond those obvious targets, where else do you go?

Do you fight the hard rear end slog in Wisconsin to try and capitalize on taking the governor's mansion when it's one of the most polarized states in the union right now? Do you target Kansas since it has a Senate seat on the table to try and follow through on THAT gubernatorial win and the optics of R's in the statehouse switching parties? Do you gamble on Georgia with it's huge swell of democratic strength or pass on it because of the blatant electoral corruption Kemp is stacking against you? Do you try and help Jones keep his seat in Alabama for it's symbolic value or leave him to his fate? Do you aim to defend the Governor's mansion and pick up the Senate seat in Montana, or leave Tester as the last man standing? Missouri was the site of your biggest defeat in 2018, but the voters there showed an openness to leftist ideas despite that and it's governor's mansion is the most valuable one on the board for redistricting, so do you take the uphill fight or is it too big a risk? Do you look toward Iowa and weaponizing Steve King and Trump's abuse of farmers to try and get that Senate seat? Do you try to cash in all those :decorum: points you've been saving up and go hard on Arizona to seize McCain's Senate seat? And now maybe do you also ask the question if Louisiana and it's Senate Seat are in the game?

This election is certainly going to be an interesting ride.

I think you double down hard on California and Connecticut, maybe make a speech or two in Florida, and then redirect all the funds from competitive state-level races to presidential radio ads in Vermont.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Sundae posted:

I think you double down hard on California and Connecticut, maybe make a speech or two in Florida, and then redirect all the funds from competitive state-level races to presidential radio ads in Vermont.
Our efforts in California guarantee we win the popular vote, the most important vote.

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums

Sundae posted:

I think you double down hard on California and Connecticut, maybe make a speech or two in Florida, and then redirect all the funds from competitive state-level races to presidential radio ads in Vermont.

The subject of these speeches and ads will be about how good Biden is at checking for breast cancer.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

saintonan posted:

No method of birth control is 100% reliable.

Abortion is still illegal, and the pill plus condoms is effective enough you could go years without so much as a scare.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Gyges posted:

His understanding of immigration has always been batshit, especially for a guy with two immigrant wives. From the ride down the escalator, he's been consistent that all immigration is governments sending people, mostly bad people, they don't want to the US.

well he is doing it because racism and such.

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/368-operation-wetback

its this but even worse.


Thaddius the Large posted:

Maybe that’s his next step? Who needs to worry about the deportation process, just empty the population of San Quentin onto a few C-17s and ship ‘em all to Guatemala, regardless of nationality!

nah, he is gonna to shutdown the border at some point and i could see him trying to pull some sort of Chinese exclusion act but for central america/mexico/etc.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
It's time to subsidize realdolls.

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

Freakazoid_ posted:

It's time to subsidize realdolls.

The Jordan B. Peterson Supply-side Dragon of Chaos Reduction Initiative

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1112667199725027328

https://twitter.com/EricHaywood/status/1112372224684494853

Peace through order... :hmm:

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1112665819836751876

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1112411310216699904

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1112665422816571397

https://twitter.com/archpng/status/1112667185548324865

You don't say

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1112663431260327936

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1112663394883002368

https://twitter.com/pollreport/status/1112478066217906176

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1112349547471273984

https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1112349827474616321

https://twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/1112410924298715136

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1112350127065387008

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1112521424235749377

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1112342538529226752

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1112408571747201025

https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1112345342274605056

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Harriet Tubman: notorious human trafficker

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Good gravy. TODAY is April fools day, Fox and CBS. Not yesterday.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
IDK enough about that specific scene, but calling literal guides through a dangerous area human trafficking is uh a bit of a stretch. I mean you get a similar dynamic on the southern border where like if someone is planning on crossing a bunch of miles of desert on foot, yeah they're going to want and need a guide, but vulnerable populations in a deliberately non-policed area are going to be predated upon.

Point being that everyone involved is human and I'm sure there are plenty of people involved who are decent people and, like most things on the planet, if there is a non-policed area full of vulnerable people, there will be predators, too. Of course that all misses the point that that poo poo only exists because there is such an interest in disallowing legal forms of migration that it forces people into marginalization

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Herstory Begins Now posted:

IDK enough about that specific scene, but calling literal guides through a dangerous area human trafficking is uh a bit of a stretch. I mean you get a similar dynamic on the southern border where like if someone is planning on crossing a bunch of miles of desert on foot, yeah they're going to want and need a guide, but vulnerable populations in a deliberately non-policed area are going to be predated upon.

Point being that everyone involved is human and I'm sure there are plenty of people involved who are decent people and, like most things on the planet, if there is a non-policed area full of vulnerable people, there will be predators, too. Of course that all misses the point that that poo poo only exists because there is such an interest in disallowing legal forms of migration that it forces people into marginalization

When those guides are doing so with the express purpose of moving people illegally it literally does.

But more to the point is that people like that guy they interviewed, cut the interview, and posted the interview in as favorable light as possible spent more time talking about what he made then about how he cared about those people. They're the sort of people who do this poo poo.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

FoolyCharged posted:

Good gravy. TODAY is April fools day, Fox and CBS. Not yesterday.

Speak for yourself, we're already a quarter of the way through the 2nd of April, here.

Makes Fool's Day even worse - we're already over the bullshit but now have to watch every other country get all :dadjoke:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

FoolyCharged posted:

When those guides are doing so with the express purpose of moving people illegally it literally does.

But more to the point is that people like that guy they interviewed, cut the interview, and posted the interview in as favorable light as possible spent more time talking about what he made then about how he cared about those people. They're the sort of people who do this poo poo.

They can be, but think of it like the war on drugs, and low street level dealers. Some are unquestionably horrible people, but they’re also extremely small cogs in a horrifically big inhumane system, and attacking them does little good, especially when they’re such a tiny component in the overall ecosystem of nation-based oppression. There are fascinating stories to hear, and moreover, it’s pointless to attack them when it’s the institution of immigration that puts them in this position, save the vitriol for those in power.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Thaddius the Large posted:

They can be, but think of it like the war on drugs, and low street level dealers. Some are unquestionably horrible people, but they’re also extremely small cogs in a horrifically big inhumane system, and attacking them does little good, especially when they’re such a tiny component in the overall ecosystem of nation-based oppression. There are fascinating stories to hear, and moreover, it’s pointless to attack them when it’s the institution of immigration that puts them in this position, save the vitriol for those in power.

I dont think CBS ever wrote an article talking about how great the local dealer is though. Just because arresting them doesn't solve the endemic problem doesn't mean they're not a local problem. And it sure as hell doesn't mean they should be celebrated as humanitarians.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

FoolyCharged posted:

When those guides are doing so with the express purpose of moving people illegally it literally does.

But more to the point is that people like that guy they interviewed, cut the interview, and posted the interview in as favorable light as possible spent more time talking about what he made then about how he cared about those people. They're the sort of people who do this poo poo.

Oh no moving people illegally, tell that to my ancestors who smuggled people around as part of the underground railroad, it's not all black and white

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008
Hey all, I'm finally gonna be able to break my avocado toast habit and afford a house:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/01/trump-mexico-border-avocados

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/housing-market-2019-americans-cant-afford-a-home-in-70-percent-of-the-country/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a

The God Emperor delivers on his 11th-dimensional chess.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1112747376308113408

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1112791135641010177

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1112883927046393857

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1112743959368032256

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1112774169832378368

https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/1112849949748875265

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1112714854207553537

No deal it is then

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1112825123814432773

https://twitter.com/archpng/status/1112833323141926919

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1112878232397930501

https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/1112814901947494403

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1112817013154566144

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1112723420897333250

https://twitter.com/johniadarola/status/1112741347969003520

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1112883345937948672

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1112883203055013888

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1112756875655892992

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



I must be missing something obvious : what's the news with that pretty cute looking Austrian city?

Is there something bad in the video I spaced out on or am I forgetting a bit historical thing or what?

I am fully aware I probably look like an idiot. (Which I am.)

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Xiahou Dun posted:

I must be missing something obvious : what's the news with that pretty cute looking Austrian city?

Is there something bad in the video I spaced out on or am I forgetting a bit historical thing or what?

I am fully aware I probably look like an idiot. (Which I am.)

I just posted it because it's pretty. Architecture tax

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Don't blame me, I voted for Dixon who had been forced to resign as mayor previously for embezzlement.

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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Where can I find the Economic Downturn thread from 2016? Or do we need to make a new one?

I feel that one will really be needed after Brexit Day April 12th.

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