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You see dear husband, the Prophecy told us that the firstbourne of our physical union would have been the Unchosen One, and only through the natural extinction of your bloodline was the the Great Ire prevented
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My [22F] cousin [25F] had an accident and blamed me for it.quote:Hi all.
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Mar 31, 2019 20:04
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The truth about the world is this happens to ugly people all of the time and most attractive & successful people are probably monsters.
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Mar 31, 2019 20:09
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Holy hell. Her parents are shitheads. I mean, so is the rest of the family, but her parents not believing her when she had just gotten home from work is pretty terrible. Yikes. Time to find a new family (and push the rest of the old family off the stupid cliff.) And really who the gently caress wears heels in the forest.
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Mar 31, 2019 20:33
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [22F] cousin [25F] had an accident and blamed me for it. I thought we weren't posting the ones that are simply depressing
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Mar 31, 2019 20:33
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CheesyDog posted:*discovers thirty years of my life have been built upon lies by the person I have trusted most*  Edit: quoted wrong post. waah fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Mar 31, 2019 |
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Mar 31, 2019 20:34
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DreamingofRoses posted:My [22F] cousin [25F] had an accident and blamed me for it. Lesson learned. Next time leave her there.
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Mar 31, 2019 21:03
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I once read about some rare chimeric disorder that caused your reproductive organs to have DNA comparable to a sibling instead of your own. I keep waiting for it to be the big twist to one of these stories, and they keep letting me down. Even the uncle-father story had a boring old affair behind it. There's a short documentary you can find online about this woman and the craziness of her child custody case. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild Basically, her embryo absorbed a separate XX embryo in the womb, resulting in her 'sister''s cells making up her ovaries; so a blood test/cheek swab showed she 'wasn't' the mother of her three children. In a different case, I think one woman's kidneys were composed of absorbed sibling DNA, and had trouble getting a donor match from family members.
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Mar 31, 2019 21:20
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number 1 snake fan posted:I thought we weren't posting the ones that are simply depressing
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Mar 31, 2019 21:25
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Marrying your high school sweetheart and thinking that there will not be a "I just had to know what it was like to experience all of the things that we missed out on" conversation: not even once.
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Mar 31, 2019 21:37
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JFairfax posted:I wonder if the wife just hosed randoms to conceive after months of trying with him because she didn't want to ask him if he was infertile? That's possible but very unlikely; for a couple in their 20s, the average healthy woman still only has about a 30% chance of becoming pregnant. It's much more likely that she was having an affair the entire time. Also 2 of the kids have the same father Also we don't really need to hypothesize unlikely alternative scenarios that explain the whole thing in a way that is slightly less damaging, their marriage is still hosed either way. She definitely cheated on him but come on Sagebrush posted:Here's a hot take: I don't know why this guy is blowing up his thirty year marriage which he describes as perfect because his kids aren't his own Indeed, why would it bother someone to learn that their spouse has been cheating on them for 30+ years? It's not like anyone ever treats infidelity as a cause for divorce
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Mar 31, 2019 22:11
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Wife lied to him and gaslit him yesterday, but hey, it was the span of two decades a long time ago. Reminds me of the Kavanaugh hearings.
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Mar 31, 2019 22:14
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Motronic posted:My girlfriend [31F] changes her mind about things because she's now "a different person". Me [27M] Relationships I always enjoy OPs who don't know how to shoehorn in their age/sex info.
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Mar 31, 2019 22:44
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appleskates posted:From r/relationship_advice, which I maintain is trashier and therefore, more ridiculously fun to read: My (24F) boyfriend (25M) had a bizarre reaction upon meeting my sister (23F). Neither of them will tell me what’s going on and it’s driving me crazy. (UPDATE) quote:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b6nhjf/my_24f_boyfriend_25m_had_a_bizarre_reaction_upon/
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Mar 31, 2019 23:25
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Alternative: none of the children are hers either. She's been secretly adopting.
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Mar 31, 2019 23:25
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The Lone Badger posted:Alternative: none of the children are hers either. She's been secretly adopting. Presumably this man at some point during one or all pregnancies saw his wife changing, had sex, etc. and would notice if she just had one of those false bellies strapped to her.
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Mar 31, 2019 23:32
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r/realtionships: embarrassed about the butt play stuff and the handholding
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Mar 31, 2019 23:34
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13Pandora13 posted:Presumably this man at some point during one or all pregnancies saw his wife changing, had sex, etc. and would notice if she just had one of those false bellies strapped to her. It's the internet. We can't just presume it isn't the wildest possible answer, in fact we should assume that it is. SECRET ADOPTIONS IT IS
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The actual children were whisked away at birth in a trade for continental European children, and now that the secret is at risk of discovery the arcane pact holding the EU together is at risk. If he discovers the origin of the youngest child Brexit is guaranteed.
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Apr 1, 2019 00:19
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The real answer is that some secret government program overrided the dna of the father with the dna of other men, so that the children are genetic offspring of the other men. The govt then plans to assassinate both mom and dad in front of the children, and the psychological trauma combined with their genetic lineage will drive them to become superheroes. Each kid will follow in the footsteps of their true biological father. No, i didn't steal this from Batman Beyond/Justice League Unlimited, so shut up.
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AITA for calling my lawyer on his wedding day? Let's call him Sam. I run a prop trading shop (think buying and selling stocks). Sam's not our in-house counsel, but we called him in recently because we're undergoing a merger and he's a mergers & acquisitions expert. Today was his wedding. Beforehand, I told him I'm still keeping him on-call because something important might happen, but it's unlikely and 99% I wouldn't be needing to call him. And like I said, it was 99% likely the day would go down with nothing important happening. But unfortunately, that 1% chance came through, and we had an emergency. I won't get too much into the actual legal aspects of it, except just to say it was a really big emergency. So I called Sam. He was understandably pissed off at first. I still expected him to make some calls and talk to the other company we're merging with, but at first he refused. I told him I understood he was pissed off, but it is his job. He still refused, and I told him I'd let him go if he didn't get on the loving phone with the other company right now. He was really angry, but did it and fixed the emergency. Later, I called him to tell him I was sorry for interrupting his wedding and that he did a great job, but when he picked up, he just called me a huge rear end in a top hat. Am I? I mean, I don't think I am, since I told him there would a chance, however miniscule, of something going down and just asked him to do the job I'm paying him to do.
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AITA For calling my brother a "dog thief" at my sister's funeral? Several years ago, I purchased for my sister a very expensive dog to comfort her during her battle with cancer. Sadly, her cancer became terminal about two months ago and she died last week. Last month she went into hospice care and my brother went over to her house and took the dog. At the time, this seemed ok because someone had to look after it temporarily, but now he's planning on keeping the dog. Here is the issue: my sister's daughter, now an orphan, wants the dog and I agree she should have it. I don't think my sister would have ever let him take the dog if he'd told her he was going to keep it and I'm certain she would want her daughter to have the dog. My niece did not initially take the dog because she lives several states away in an apartment but in a few months she will be living in a house. I think the best thing for both the dog and my niece is for my niece to have the dog when she gets a house. She is a responsible girl and the dog is one of her last things on this earth that she has to remember her mom by. My brother has been like some kind of Disney villain - taunting my niece and telling her he'll never give it back and it loves him the most now. He was not even very close or nice to our sister, even as she was dying of cancer and I now realize taking the dog in the first place wasn't any kind of generosity to help a dying woman - it was an opportunistic dog-napping. Frankly, I am disgusted by his heartlessness. Anyways, at the funeral, I was eulogizing my sister and complimenting our other family members on their kindness to each other and my sister but when it came to mentioning my brother I just looked at him and the only non-profane words I could muster to describe him were "my brother, the dog thief." Thankfully, everyone laughed and it brought a brief smile to my niece. I've talked to some friends and they are divided on who should get the dog so now I'm reflecting on the situation and wondering AITA for calling my brother a dog thief at my sisters funeral.
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That’s a great title lmao
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for turning down a "well-endowed" woman? What is the gently caress is wrong with people? How hard is it for this assclown to say "I had a great time and you're very sweet, but I just wasn't feeling it" etc? gently caress.
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CheesyDog posted:Me [52M] just found out at least 4 of my 5 children [33F][30F][28M][24F][14F] are not mine. Wife [51F] wont say anything. Lol. Seems implausible that dude never noticed his kids look nothing like him... but I guess some people are super dumb. 😂
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:What is the gently caress is wrong with people? How hard is it for this assclown to say "I had a great time and you're very sweet, but I just wasn't feeling it" etc? gently caress. I’m just being honest, man. I gotta be true to myself.
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Roommate flushed an expensive family heirloom down the toilet. So I’m a Sophomore in college and have been living with a randomly paired roommate who I believe has some form of special needs. If the room is messy he gets into some serious anger fits where he will scream and yell at me about not cleaning up and then proceed to throw all of my stuff around the room. This lasts around 20 minutes and he always apologises profusely and cleans everything up and says it won’t happen again. Just yesterday he had another crazy anger fit and took my watch off my desk and flushed it down the toilet and proceeded to scream hysterically. The watch was quite an expensive Rolex passed down from my father from his father so it has a lot of significance within the family. I’ve tried calling the school and sewage system but I’ve had no luck yet in retrieving it. I have moved rooms and spoken to the RA but they have not really offered any significant advice. I have not spoken to my roommate yet as I am both too angry and scared to approach him. I have not spoken to my father yet as I know it will complete devastate him. I honestly have no idea how to approach this and any help would be appreciate it. What’s the best course of action here? Edit: thanks for all the support and advice here! I really appreciate everyone who’s commented and liked this to help me get the best advice possible. A report has been filed with the police and I’ve been moved to a different room. Still waiting for a response from my roommate. Watch has not been found yet, but maintenance said its tough to do this on a Sunday (for some reason).
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol. Seems implausible that dude never noticed his kids look nothing like him... but I guess some people are super dumb. 😂 How do you know they don't? If they all take strongly after mom and she's got a "type" (eg brown hair, green eyes) it's not that unlikely they'd all be passably "his" to anyone who didn't know better.
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Tetramin posted:That’s a great title lmao
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My GF[20] got a tattoo of something that represents me[24M]. I don't like the idea. So yeah, my girlfriend has had this idea of getting a tattoo for a long time. At first her ideas were things like a Lotus Flower or a mandala. I thought they were cute, and encouraged her to get a tattoo. So yesterday she told me she is gonna meet with one friend of hers, this friends also happens to be a tattoo artist so i asked her if she still has the idea of getting a tattoo, and she says maybe, then she tells me that she has a surprise for me, proceeds to show me a drawing of a fruit. Now this fruit has a special meaning for both of us, because it was present the first time we met, and it has been something that somehow "represents" our relationship. I didn't like the idea at all, basically because we only have been dating for ONE year, and i would NEVER do something like that, and, although i didn't want to hurt her, my face was an open book. She got a little upset, said that she wasn't getting my name tattooed or something like that, because these tattoo just doesn't represents me but the things she has learn being with me, such as loving someone more than your self and making sacrifices for your partner, etc, and even if things don't work out between us she will still like it (i'm not sure about that). She didn't expect my reaction at all, and felt a little sad and disappointed. I told her that if she really feels that way, she should get the tattoo, but it had to be something for herself, and i didn't want to feel responsible if she somehow ends hating the tattoo. The drawing was cool (it really was). Yesterday she got the tattoo, it is big, it covers all her thigh. I don't want to feel responsible because she got the tattoo despite my reaction and our conversation, but somehow i feel this pressure, and i wish she would never have got the tattoo. Am i being and rear end in a top hat here? Also i feel like and hypocrite because i should have told her my honest thoughts, but i just couldn't because seeing her sad makes me feel so guilty. tl;dr: Girlfriend got that a tattoo that includes me. Am i supposed to be ok with it?
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Why should he care? She's the one who has to look at the goddamn thing for the rest of her life after they break up
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Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to be in a relationship with me?
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Imagine being so desperate to insist that it was actually the man's fault that you say that it's fine and cool that she cheated on him for 30 years straight and it must be his fault if she cheated anyway
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Roommate flushed an expensive family heirloom down the toilet. I hope they find the watch and it can be repaired. As for the maniacal roommate, was the RA and school waiting for him to physically attack before stepping in? Why didn't the OP try and stop him, or was he so wild that nothing short of a tazer or .38 would get his attention?
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Khazar-khum posted:I hope they find the watch and it can be repaired. As for the maniacal roommate, was the RA and school waiting for him to physically attack before stepping in? Why didn't the OP try and stop him, or was he so wild that nothing short of a tazer or .38 would get his attention? Entirely possible. College RA's have to deal with proto-adults antagonizing each other in tremendous ways every day. This may have seemed quite low priority compared to all the other stuff going down.
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Khazar-khum posted:I hope they find the watch and it can be repaired. As for the maniacal roommate, was the RA and school waiting for him to physically attack before stepping in? Why didn't the OP try and stop him, or was he so wild that nothing short of a tazer or .38 would get his attention? In colleges that aren't run by morons, a student with this type of issue would get a "medical single" dorm. You know, to avoid...this.
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Being stuck in a septic tank isn't really any worse than being stored in someone's rear end for several years so I'm sure the heirloom watch will be fine
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CheesyDog posted:Me [52M] just found out at least 4 of my 5 children [33F][30F][28M][24F][14F] are not mine. Wife [51F] wont say anything.  Sagebrush posted:the high school cheerleader bikini car wash is a common feature of american popular media/old pervert sexual fantasy.
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