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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/StollmeyerEU/status/1112538191200956416

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


I can't even tell if this is satire any more.

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Nothing is real and never was

Trumk

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ready, set, shitpost

https://i.imgur.com/I7YLks4.mp4

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Al! posted:

i killed a man because of turok

Did you use that drill gun?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

J. P. Beagley posted:

That last video what the gently caress

Honestly I’m just glad all this is getting attention, gently caress Biden

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Louisgod posted:

conversely, I played a lot of GTA4 abd want to push people down stairs all the time.

sekiro is definitely giving me a new perspective on people’s soft (and apparently heavily pressurized) necks

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

https://i.imgur.com/6kG8IFj.gifv

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Joe Biden has nothing to apologize about

he, exactly like Donald Trump, is a ladies man.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5S6s5dZXNM&t=41s

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Zeriel posted:

Nothing is real and never was

Trumk

:thunk:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



@FactsAreUseless

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Zeriel posted:

Nothing is real and never was

Trumk

Trumka

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Met then with friend of his, who was with his new boyfriend and his best friend, a tiny woman who couldnt stop talking about cocks lol
She asked very embarassijg questions ! Like "are you gay 2" and are you a couple
Well bi, and no.....
She liked it when i told her the obelisk was z giant peen

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Istanbul not Constantinople?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

Joe Biden has nothing to apologize about

he, exactly like Donald Trump, is a ladies man.



hes just spitting on the back of those womans heads because hes trying to digest them, like a fly

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



oh dear that is catchy

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
bidenfly

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

ur brain on tha JOOSE

its still fuckin amazing to me that a grain of it will turn you loving mental for a week and you'll wake up in jail

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Plinkey posted:

ready, set, shitpost

stay safe C-SPAM ghost
I know you know I emptyquote most
When my new meme hit
I spam that poo poo
Gotta get C-SPAM wit it

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
republicans start wars dems continue wars

republicans take away people's healthcare dems give people slightly more access to healthcare

republicans grab women by the pussy dems creepily rub womens shoulders and sniff their hair

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

Biden will get the nom, Trump will brand him as "Creepy Uncle Joe" and Biden will reach Crooked levels of unpopularity, handing Trump the win and a full term to get his internment camp/human trafficker shopping mall up and running for President Imperator Tom Cotton

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
My dog just farted so loudly that she scared herself.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
wow this nipsy hussle thing is hosed up. :rip:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


the nazi criticized brown people wow thanks boogs

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I wish i could be as free as that woman when it came to talking sex tho
Also had a date fell through because my dates phone got stolen whilr waiting for me

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


urgh just figured out why my glasses have been bugging me all weekend, looks like my habit of taking them off with one hand has slowly over the years bent the left leg enough that it's lopsided

won't be able to fix this without some tools (which I don't have) or a trip to the optometrist

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

J. P. Beagley posted:

Biden will get the nom, Trump will brand him as "Creepy Uncle Joe" and Biden will reach Crooked levels of unpopularity, handing Trump the win and a full term to get his internment camp/human trafficker shopping mall up and running for President Imperator Tom Cotton

biden's not gonna get it, which is good, because if he did the real chomo stuff would break out just a week before the election

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1112540296359956481

AOC is using her clout to raise money and publicity for other young left-wing candidates

owns

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trump??????

trunp


trimp

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

SKULL.GIF posted:

urgh just figured out why my glasses have been bugging me all weekend, looks like my habit of taking them off with one hand has slowly over the years bent the left leg enough that it's lopsided

won't be able to fix this without some tools (which I don't have) or a trip to the optometrist

is your frame made out of mithril or something

just bend that sucker

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kurtofan posted:

I wish i could be as free as that woman when it came to talking sex tho
Also had a date fell through because my dates phone got stolen whilr waiting for me

WTF, where in France do you live. I’m thinking I shouldn’t go there.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this sando gunna be good, better than anything in the poll

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Kurtofan posted:

I wish i could be as free as that woman when it came to talking sex tho
Also had a date fell through because my dates phone got stolen whilr waiting for me

I thought French people talked about sex all the time

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

it amazes me constantly that people like post malone or beat hiim up

weirdo loves conspiracy theories too ugggggggh

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

declare an emergency and close the delaware border

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

radical meme posted:

WTF, where in France do you live. I’m thinking I shouldn’t go there.

Is this about the sex talk or thr phone stealing
Paris

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Very beautiful I feel mesmerized. How do you sleep

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Plinkey posted:

this sando gunna be good, better than anything in the poll

nice

im about to make pancakes

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