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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

EdithUpwards posted:

The father of Italy, Garibaldi, marched against the armies of the Papal States, drew the borders of the Vatican with a spear, unified Italy, lynched every rapist priest he could get his hands on, and was immortalized by an array of Masonic statues marching in glory towards the Gilded City, that one day he might finish the job.

Mussolini turned them around as part of his deal with the Catholic Church. Every statue of the leader who rose with the Italian people to destroy the Papal States, uniting what had been divided for over a thousand years was twisted, corrupted into the service of the pedophilliac conspiracy he lead cavalry charges against.

After the War, the United Nations Organization reasserted the Catholic Church's claim to extraterritoriality, first put into law by Benito Mussolini.

The statues are still riding the wrong way.
That's certainly an interesting interpretation.

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mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

CuddleCryptid posted:

Good: Sanction country through peaceful means to encourage the deposition of a leader and allow for new elections

Bad: Just assign a new president to a country and then threaten invasion if they don't comply.

Guaido is President of the Venezuelan National Assembly and third in line for presidential succession in a system where both the President and Vice President have flagrantly violated the Constitution. He's got an incredibly valid claim on the position of acting President and is recognized by such by most of South America and Europe.

The US is slavering to invade but that doesn't mean supporting Guaido is supporting intervention.

mango sentinel fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Apr 1, 2019

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
hmmmm...it sounds like you're saying a thing that happens isn't primarily about the united states, and that can't be right

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/mHYYYqB.gifv

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.
NYT posted a video op-ed made for an American audience by a person with direct, undisclosed ties to the Guaido attempted administration, and there are no conclusions to draw from that regarding the level of good faith in Establishment stateside discourse regarding Venezuela. Got it.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

I want that train set.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

train desperately needs a cow cat catcher on front

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

As true as this is, the only authority Guaido has, under the legal duties he's cited, is to vacate the current presidency and call a new election. He can't make binding decisions about any other aspect of Venezuela and there's no guarantee he'll win.

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


Rent-A-Cop posted:

That's certainly an interesting interpretation.

Wait is my grandfather wrong about how they stoned and dragged priests and the statues are still the wrong way round?

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

mod sassinator posted:

train desperately needs a cow cat catcher on front

I appreciated this

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
If he wasn't done before, he is now.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1112825764343410689

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


GTFO Biden. Should have come sooner.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
gently caress off biden

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Joe Biden has the worst kind of handouts

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

But only because he's a Democrat

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


It's for the best.

That he's out. Not that he touched women unsolicitedly. That was bad. But it's still good he's toast.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

No one wants you, Biden.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Agreed, bad that he did these horrible things, but good that he can get lost.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

The Merkinman posted:

But only because he's a Democrat

It's kind of amazing how different the standard is. Touched noses - get rid of him. Raped his wife, talked about sexually assaulting women, dozens of accusations of sexual assault, friends with pedophiles, documented history of adultery - God can work through him.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1112826724377653251

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
:can: but gently caress cpd
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1112796362343632896


https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1111646127793684480

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


The Republicans are openly pro-rape and have been since the sixties, yes.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

It's weird how everyone who hasn't actually read Orwell sounds exactly the same when they claim they have read his work.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Noted cautionary tale Animal House.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

So now it makes you wonder who gets all those 25% votes from all those polls. Come on, Liz!

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Angry_Ed posted:

It's weird how everyone who hasn't actually read Orwell sounds exactly the same when they claim they have read his work.

Well, you know, 1985 and animal house both focus on pigs, bad government, and then the commies kill everybody. Also, I'm pretty sure one of the characters shoots his brother(?) because of rabbits. There's definitely a green light, and that green light symbolizes SOCIALISM.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

But Animal House was released in 1978?

Edit Holy gently caress I am an idiot.

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

mango sentinel posted:

I will never understand this thread's determination to paint recognizing Guaido as a US-led coup attempt.

What if just because there is a popular uprising in a country it can't also be a US-led coup

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

No no no that can't be right, NPR just did a story about how one woman said she wasn't unconformable when he did a creepy thing that was recorded, and that the other accusation is probably just a smear because he is running for president.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

But Animal House was released in 1978?

Edit Holy gently caress I am an idiot.

What the gently caress does Animal House, a comic book about rabbits looking for a new home on Watership Down, have to do with politics? I swear to God you liberals just have to ruin every good thing.

BTW that original tweet is infuriating. "Hey there gal, you're a little young to be thinkin' you know stuff, here's some things I heard about back in high school."

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

I want that train set ... and the cat too.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

JonathonSpectre posted:

What the gently caress does Animal House, a comic book about rabbits looking for a new home on Watership Down, have to do with politics? I swear to God you liberals just have to ruin every good thing.

BTW that original tweet is infuriating. "Hey there gal, you're a little young to be thinkin' you know stuff, here's some things I heard about back in high school."

Did we say it was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/1112833540037726214

Luckily we dont need to worry about this poo poo passing the House this time

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

JonathonSpectre posted:

What the gently caress does Animal House, a comic book about rabbits looking for a new home on Watership Down, have to do with politics? I swear to God you liberals just have to ruin every good thing.

BTW that original tweet is infuriating. "Hey there gal, you're a little young to be thinkin' you know stuff, here's some things I heard about back in high school."

??? Am I missing a joke here again?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I am relieved registered Republicans have come to Joe Biden’s swift defense and some former DNC person keeps spamming Lucy Flores with Bernie as proof she’s a liar in every twitter thread with any prominence about the topic.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Glumslinger posted:

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/1112833540037726214

Luckily we dont need to worry about this poo poo passing the House this time

lol this will never pass either chamber but imagine how much fraud and graft will INSTANTLY plague this stupid idea

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I missed it the first time too, but something seemed odd and then I re-read the idiot's tweet and remembered that Animal Farm isn't called Animal House, it's called Animal Farm!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

PT6A posted:

I missed it the first time too, but something seemed odd and then I re-read the idiot's tweet and remembered that Animal Farm isn't called Animal House, it's called Animal Farm!

What is Animal House called?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Push El Burrito posted:

What is Animal House called?

According to Wikipedia, "a 1978 American comedy film."

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

sexpig by night posted:

lol this will never pass either chamber but imagine how much fraud and graft will INSTANTLY plague this stupid idea

Well....that's by design. Rick Scott was notable for a ton of Medical fraud.

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