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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA For Not Paying A Domme After She Ignored My Safe word? no kidding this is a sexual assault
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uncertainty posted:This is it: dumbo is stored in the balls
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Apr 2, 2019 14:54
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please change the thread title to that image
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Apr 2, 2019 14:57
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA For Not Paying A Domme After She Ignored My Safe word? "so i paid a stranger to hurt me, but not TOO bad, and i let them tie me up so i couldnt get away, again, a stranger, from them hurting me, but then they started hurting me TOO MUCH, and they didnt listen when i said to stop, this total stranger who i paid to hurt me the correct amount. where oh where did i go wrong?"
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Apr 2, 2019 14:57
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AITA for being unhappy with my wife for getting a boyish haircut after the birth of our daughters. My wife recently gave birth to our twin daughters. We've been so busy and stressed that we find very little quality time for ourselves. My wife recently asked me if would like her hair short. I told her that it's not something I prefer. She told me that she'd cut it to her shoulders and I told her I'd be fine with it. Yesterday, she came home with a completely different look. She cut it all off into a boyish hairstyle. It's not even feminine. She told me that she felt like doing it there and asked me how it looked. I just told her it looked bad and I wasn't impressed. She started crying and called me an rear end in a top hat for it. AITA here? Edit: Guys Jeez I get it I'm TA. But some of you are reading way too much into this. I'm not breaking up or forcing her to grow out or anything. That was just my opinion when she asked me. I really try hard to look good for her too. That was just my preference. She can do whatever she wants.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:00
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:"so i paid a stranger to hurt me, but not TOO bad, and i let them tie me up so i couldnt get away, again, a stranger, from them hurting me, but then they started hurting me TOO MUCH, and they didnt listen when i said to stop, this total stranger who i paid to hurt me the correct amount. where oh where did i go wrong?" I mean the dude is a weirdo and a moron for getting tied up by a stranger with the express intent of them going to town on his loving balls but ignoring a safe word is pretty bad and he shouldn't have paid her
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Apr 2, 2019 15:01
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Sounds like his friends are just busting his balls about not paying.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:02
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Blade Runner posted:I mean the dude is a weirdo and a moron for getting tied up by a stranger with the express intent of them going to town on his loving balls but ignoring a safe word is pretty bad and he shouldn't have paid her no i agree, what the domme did was super hosed up. i just think bdsm is like, a bad idea generally. like where he went wrong was hiring anyone to do these t hings
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Apr 2, 2019 15:08
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Blade Runner posted:I mean the dude is a weirdo and a moron for getting tied up by a stranger with the express intent of them going to town on his loving balls but ignoring a safe word is pretty bad and he shouldn't have paid her it's basically the same as a masseuse touching you inappropriately and is another reason why sex work should be a legal, licensed profession
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Apr 2, 2019 15:08
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:"so i paid a stranger to hurt me, but not TOO bad, and i let them tie me up so i couldnt get away, again, a stranger, from them hurting me, but then they started hurting me TOO MUCH, and they didnt listen when i said to stop, this total stranger who i paid to hurt me the correct amount. where oh where did i go wrong?" DragQueenofAngmar posted:no i agree, what the domme did was super hosed up. i just think bdsm is like, a bad idea generally. like where he went wrong was hiring anyone to do these t hings Obviously, he should have had missionary sex with big titty ladies like a real man does.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:11
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Well, haha, mods sure got a nice way with the titles for this thread. There was that 'jacking off a monkey' or similar one a while ago, which a couple of goons were kind enough to give me a hand with, and now it's "I told him to go jack off to a picture of his brother", which really caught my attention, heheheh. Well once again, I didn't find time to read all the posts, and I'm assuming forums Search is working consistently, i.e. not at all for new posts, so would one of you please be kind enough to point me towards the "jack off to a picture of his brother" post. Thank you kindly, and those familiar with my posting career will know I'm not asking for any sort of perverted reason of course, hehehe, have a nice day. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Apr 2, 2019 |
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Apr 2, 2019 15:12
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it's safer to get ballbusted from a ballbusting professional than to seek it out on the streets like some kind of marauding pervert.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:13
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:"so i paid a stranger to hurt me, but not TOO bad, and i let them tie me up so i couldnt get away, again, a stranger, from them hurting me, but then they started hurting me TOO MUCH, and they didnt listen when i said to stop, this total stranger who i paid to hurt me the correct amount. where oh where did i go wrong?" Victim blaming is ok if the victim is a dude.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:13
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Smirking_Serpent posted:from what I can tell, OP assumed that the paternity test would speed along child support for his nephew, rather than having to wait for the court-ordered-test. It sounds like OP didn't realize the court could compel the test and this was a possible workaround. She explained it wasn't necessary when she declined the sample. Odd how OP is 'betraying the family' but the guy trying to abandon his child isn't.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:14
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I would only trust a licensed ball buster with relevant qualifications.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:17
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Gf wants to go “on tour” with her escort friend and I don’t want her to. I am 27M, gf is 28F and her friend is 28F. I will refer to the friend as “bff.” So gf and bff have been good friends since high school. Bff has always been a little rough around the edges... my gf has admitted that she was a bit rebellious in high school and her and bff would do things like skip class to smoke weed, use fake IDs to get into bars, etc. My gf went to a college near her hometown and bff stuck around her hometown after high school, so they’ve been consistently good friends. Gf has been there for her through many rough times for bff and has always been super supportive, which is one of the reasons I love her. My gf has allowed her to stay with her rent free for months at a time and even bailed her out of jail once. Anyways, bff has decided to become an escort. She has been doing it locally and gotten gf involved by texting her an address every time she visits a John incase something goes wrong. Bff has decided she wants to go “on tour” to a big city and would like gf to go along for safety and someone to hang out with. My gf is beginning a new job in June, and decided to take a few months off inbetween jobs as she can afford it (and deserves it!). Since she’s currently not working, she wants to go along with bff. She says it will be fun, and that bff won’t be escorting the entire time... just one or two guys per day for an hour or so each, leaving them a lot of time for shopping and going out. Even though my gf is fully supportive of bff being a sex worker, I am not. I think it’s dangerous and there’s a million ways things could go wrong. Gf insists that she will leave entirely while it’s happening. I haven’t told her that she can’t go, but I’ve definitely expressed my discomfort with the idea. I’m afraid that if I tell her she “can’t” go, bff will be mad and it could ruin the whole dynamic. This is her close friend after all. I also don’t want it to seem like I don’t trust my gf. I do care about bff and I don’t think she should go alone.... I just don’t want my gf being the one to go with her. How do I stop this whole thing from happening? Or do I just let my gf go with bff? I’m so torn. TL;DR: my girlfriend’s best friend became an escort and wants my girlfriend to come along with her to visit another city for escorting purposes. I don’t like the idea but I want the friend to be safe, and don’t want to be controlling of my gf.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:17
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Moon Atari posted:I would only trust a licensed ball buster with relevant qualifications. unironically this
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Apr 2, 2019 15:18
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Locked in a Sam's Club store As the title says, earlier tonight I found myself locked inside a local Sam's Club when the employees left and I was trapped inside a small room in the receiving area. LOCATION: California I work for a company that does sales sometimes inside of Sam's. I do not in any way shape or form work for Sam's/Walmart. Anyway, the employees and floor manager were all aware that I was present and had been authorized to remain at the store after closing in order to prepare our unsold products for shipment. I began to move my company's products on pallets to the receiving area at around 6:50 PM. Shortly before this, the floor manager through another employee informed me on behalf of the manager (he didn't have the balls apparently) that if I did not leave by 7PM I was liable to be locked inside the store. I passed along the message that I had been delayed while trying to locate pallets and shrink wrap that the Sam's Club employees were supposed to provide but I would do my best to be out the door by/before 7. By about 7:02 PM I was hauling my last pallet to receiving and readying to leave, but I could not locate any employees by this time, it seemed to me that they had already left (I walked across the entire store and did not see anyone). By 7:11PM I had photoed my pallets and clocked out. I went out the rear exit, but to get to this door I had to walk through a small room called the "Trucker's Lounge" which is about 7x8 ft and contrary to the name, does not contain any chairs for lounging. There was a door from the receiving area into the "Lounge" and a 2nd door that lead to the outside. I reached the exiting door and found it deabolted, but a little too late I also found that the door that would lead me back into the receiving area immediately had shut, and locked automatically. So I found myself trapped in this small space. I called my manager immediately, they in turn tried reaching the store employees by calling the store's main number, obviously this was futile because the store had been closed over an hour. After about 20 minutes, seeing no other option, I called 911. After being in the room about 40 minutes, I realized a big problem, there was no real ventilation, other than a small opening in the plexiglass window that lead into the receiving office. I have climbed high mountains before, one almost 11,000 ft in elevation, so I know what oxygen deprivation feels like, and I began to feel it, and it began to get severe after about 45 minutes. Two policemen and a fire truck I was told were on the scene, but they first wanted to try and bring in the manager so they didn't have to literally break down the doors. Luckily, they were able to. In all, I was in the room about 1 hour, 7:11PM-8:11PM or so. All this time, I was using the flashing mode on my very bright tactical light, shining it through the windows towards the interior of the store. I also was using the back end of the light to hit the metal doors, quite hard in fact. The floor manager later claimed he had checked the store thoroughly and assumed I'd left, but I feel this could not have been the case given the racket I was making and the bright light I had been shining into the store. One of the officers has told me that can't press charges for negligence or something along those lines, that this would be a civil matter. Is this accurate? I am really curious to know what options I may have, I am not out to "sue the pants off of them" I simply want there to be a reckoning, an owning up to what happened. THANKS ALL!
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Apr 2, 2019 15:21
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Locked in a Sam's Club store Suffocating in a 7x8 foot room in under an hour  Let's see what the internet has to say: Popular Science posted:Trapped in a Coffin Now, I'm no expert in outdated measuring systems, but I'm pretty sure a 7x8 foot room is somewhat larger than a coffin.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:28
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Gf wants to go “on tour” with her escort friend and I don’t want her to. You are dating an escort
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Apr 2, 2019 15:29
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Wouldnt you die from too much co2 first Also dude was exerting himself
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Apr 2, 2019 15:30
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Blade Runner posted:You are dating an escort I wonder if dude has also given out $30k in "gifts, furniture, and rent"
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Apr 2, 2019 15:32
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Blade Runner posted:You are dating an escort
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Apr 2, 2019 15:35
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Gf wants to go “on tour” with her escort friend and I don’t want her to. I think OP is sexist for thinking that his girlfriend can't be the muscle for a prostitute. ... Oh, it'd be plenty easy to arrest her for human trafficking just for like, driving the car, in many states if things get ugly, even worse, some ADA is trying to make a name for themselves. Not that it'd be factually or legally true necessarily, but good luck!
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Apr 2, 2019 15:35
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Pinecone Sample posted:I think OP is sexist for thinking that his girlfriend can't be the muscle for a prostitute. I think you're sexist for suggesting that he said that at all.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:48
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FELD1 posted:I think you're sexist for suggesting that he said that at all. Fine, let me put it more directly and seriously for you: bases on what I have read about & by sex workers, the idea that she would male for good "security" (based on the information he has provided about her, which is little, other than that it is pretty obvious she's SUPPOSEDLY not familiar with the sex work business herself) is preposterous. The presence of a second person is certainly better than the escort being alone, but that's the extent of it. She's not going to be security.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:54
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I can't be assed to look up the original story right now (it is a doozy, though), but cliff notes: mother of mercy portrait tattoos are always a bad idea yall
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Apr 2, 2019 15:56
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Gf wants to go “on tour” with her escort friend and I don’t want her to. Those women are going to get seriously hurt and then are going to get strung up by the police.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:03
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uncertainty posted:This is it: Pretty sure nothing can fix this tattoo besides amputating the wearer's head.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:04
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Dazerbeams posted:Those women are going to get seriously hurt
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Apr 2, 2019 16:04
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being unhappy with my wife for getting a boyish haircut after the birth of our daughters. Why in the heck would this rear end in a top hat be aggressively mean to his wife who just gave birth to their twins?!!! gently caress that guy. gently caress him hard. Any woman who gives birth to twins is allowed to get whichever haircut she wants in the world and her partner should be smiling.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:07
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OMGVBFLOL posted:mother of mercy Yeah, baby bro is gonna look pretty downsy when this guy gets old and his man teats start to sag
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Apr 2, 2019 16:10
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Why in the heck would this rear end in a top hat be aggressively mean to his wife who just gave birth to their twins?!!! gently caress that guy. gently caress him hard. Any woman who gives birth to twins is allowed to get whichever haircut she wants in the world and her partner should be smiling. Especially since she'll have zero time to actually keep her longer hair nice. Let her have a low maintenance cut without worrying about your boner!
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Apr 2, 2019 16:12
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Wouldnt you die from too much co2 first People in the Reddit thread did the math just for fun and it would take days to run out of oxygen even if the environment was totally sealed from the outside (which it likely wasn't). The dude just spent an hour in a locked room and started having a panic attack.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:25
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Why in the heck would this rear end in a top hat be aggressively mean to his wife who just gave birth to their twins?!!! gently caress that guy. gently caress him hard. Any woman who gives birth to twins is allowed to get whichever haircut she wants in the world and her partner should be smiling. It's pretty common for new mothers to get their hair cut, because then it doesn't get in the way while they're breast feeding. With twins, I'd imagine doubly so.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:27
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OTOH, "would you like if I did [thing A]?" "No, I would not like if you did [thing A] at all, it is not something I like" "how about I do [thing B], which is only slightly similar to [thing A]?" "yes, [thing B] is something am more or less indifferent to and I would not dislike that in the way I dislike [thing A]" .... "Oh hey, so I went and did [thing A], do you like it" "No, I do not like it, [thing A] is not something I like" don't get me wrong, he's still a big 'ol arsehole for apparently making a big deal of it and being insensitive to the point where she starts crying, especially when they're both tired and stressed from the new babies and she's probably physically and hormonally wrecked too. This is a perfect example of a situation where you should just shut up to keep the peace. But why even ask someone their opinion in advance, get a negative answer then act surprised when the answer is the same after you do the thing?
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Apr 2, 2019 16:29
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for being unhappy with my wife for getting a boyish haircut after the birth of our daughters.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:35
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Leon Einstein posted:Especially since she'll have zero time to actually keep her longer hair nice. Let her have a low maintenance cut without worrying about your boner! Lol yeah. No woman who just gave birth to twins is worried about looking sexy and attractive for her partner or even herself. She's worried about breastfeeding, sleeping, and not going insane over two screaming little kids every second. Dude should go jerk off some more if he's so horny and entitled.
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Apr 2, 2019 16:35
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Leon Einstein posted:Especially since she'll have zero time to actually keep her longer hair nice. Even more practical than that, the babies won't have easily accessible hair to pull on, etc tangled in and that will become increasingly important as they get older. Even with ONE child at a time my wife many times considered cutting her hair (and she's always had very long hair - couldn't bring herself to do it). If we had twins I'm sure she would have.
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Pinecone Sample posted:She's not going to be security. No she's going to be a whore haha
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Apr 2, 2019 16:38
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