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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Nodosaur posted:

Isn't the first episode with the Iconians basically their probe dumping a bunch of Iconian malware on the Enterprise-D?

That's the event I had in mind when I was thinking earlier

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Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

The Iconians were truly very advanced for their time

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







The Secret of Vulcan Fury :pervert:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tunicate posted:

that would make ferengi just more vulcans and that hardly makes sense

There was that bit where Quark managed to impress a Vulcan woman by using game theory and convinced her his logic is sound. And Ferengi are drat smart. There are a fair few indications that their greed and lechery is holding them back as a species.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

With rom introducing feminism to double their productive workforce and socialism to free them from the eternal disaster that is capitalism the ferengi will be the next superpower.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001



"On Vulcan, my people call this 'The Shocker'"

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

"Live Fast and Prosper" was a good episode of Voyager that reminded me of the DS9 Ferengi episodes. It occurred to me while trying to guess what'd happen next that instead of the Doctor posing as the captured con artist, they could have possibly tricked the captured con artist into giving away the location of her ship by putting her in a hologram and making her think it was real long enough for her to lay in a course, but that would've had a much lower chance of success

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


I didn't see it mentioned here, but Vonda N. McIntyre passed away yesterday after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer 8 weeks ago.

She wrote the novelizations of Star Trek II, III and IV and also gave Sulu his first name.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


McSpanky posted:

The Secret of Vulcan Fury :pervert:

I know it's a joke but man I haven't thought about that game in yeeaaars. Wasn't it basically done when Interplay cancelled it/went under?

Edit: oh nevermind.

quote:

The storyline was written by former Star Trek writer D.C. Fontana, while the script was created by John Meredyth Lucas. A promotional cereal competition was run in conjunction with Quaker Oats, the first for the license in the United States. Despite this promotion, the game was cancelled with estimates placing it at only 5% completion. The cast of The Original Series had already recorded their voices.

Still. Seven hours of recorded dialogue from the entire TOS cast would be amazing to have pop up out of nowhere.

Drone fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Apr 3, 2019

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I bumped into TNG S03E25 Transfigurations and I have absolutely no memory of this episode

it's like watching an all-new TNG episode

unfortunately it seems to be a mediocre one

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
yup that was a bad episode no wonder I forgot all about it

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

Angry_Ed posted:

:techno: Some sort of...infinite modulation...

Obviously the shield modulation is constantly changing, but when you match shield modulations you've figured out what pseudorandom number generator they're using.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

I still wonder sometimes how bad baseball got in its death throes in the Trek universe if that guy was the shape of one of the best guys why played at the time. Ooph.

MisterBibs fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Apr 3, 2019

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Babe Ruth was a tubby dude who ate hot dogs, drank and smoked cigars, and he hit 714 home runs.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MisterBibs posted:

I still wonder sometimes how bad baseball got in its death throes in the Trek universe if that was one of the best guys who ever played. Ooph.

I mean Jose Altuve, Bartolo Colon, CC Sabathia, and Tony Gwynn are/were all elite players, so it’s not as if being short or fat has ever been a guaranteed disqualification for succeeding in baseball.

I can buy short tubby Buck Bokai as a legit player.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


It's no water polo, though.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Delsaber posted:

Snow Elves? Is that a thing?

eh. You know how in all fantasy worlds, the humans have the usual suspects as allies, and then some far out completely-alien ally. They're usually blue. Sometimes green. Fills whatever niche the writers needed for their mono-culture.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I mean Jose Altuve, Bartolo Colon, CC Sabathia, and Tony Gwynn are/were all elite players, so it’s not as if being short or fat has ever been a guaranteed disqualification for succeeding in baseball.

I can buy short tubby Buck Bokai as a legit player.

I'm a little mad at you for this post, because as I was typing out the joke I was going to make reference to Colon and Sabathia, but couldn't for the life of me remember their names.

fake edit and probably a repeat: Trek-adjacent, I loving hate that the Greatest Generation podcast doesn't put the title of the friggin' episode they cover in either the title or the episode description, so I can search for an episode. I don't want to have to google "hey whats the season/episode number for ~this~?" every time.

MisterBibs fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Apr 3, 2019

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Zesty posted:

eh. You know how in all fantasy worlds, the humans have the usual suspects as allies, and then some far out completely-alien ally. They're usually blue. Sometimes green. Fills whatever niche the writers needed for their mono-culture.

Draeni? And the war bears from His Dark Materials maybe.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




MisterBibs posted:

I still wonder sometimes how bad baseball got in its death throes in the Trek universe if that guy was the shape of one of the best guys why played at the time. Ooph.

One of the reasons they cast him was because he looked similar to the baseball card they'd already shown as being him, which had a photo of one of the prop guys in a baseball jersey who was a bit on the tubby side himself.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Drone posted:

I know it's a joke but man I haven't thought about that game in yeeaaars. Wasn't it basically done when Interplay cancelled it/went under?

Edit: oh nevermind.


Still. Seven hours of recorded dialogue from the entire TOS cast would be amazing to have pop up out of nowhere.

I know I want someone to rescue that game from obscurity and make it so badly.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



He’ll always be gently caress Bokai to me

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
Am I dreaming or are a whole lot of alien ships done by the same incredibly one note designer (I assume Eaves), like it hit me after watching Nemesis last night (which I categorically refused to when it came out) and mentally comparing the Scimitar to the klingon ship in the STD pilot, and the Sona, Dominion and Breen battleships and it's all a bunch of samey, progressively uglier gigeresque nonsense.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Agnosticnixie posted:

Am I dreaming or are a whole lot of alien ships done by the same incredibly one note designer (I assume Eaves), like it hit me after watching Nemesis last night (which I categorically refused to when it came out) and mentally comparing the Scimitar to the klingon ship in the STD pilot, and the Sona, Dominion and Breen battleships and it's all a bunch of samey, progressively uglier gigeresque nonsense.

You can basically track the careers of various lead designers on star trek by the vibe the alien ships give out.

(Don't knock the little Dominion bugships, though, those are genuinely iconic. The bigger ships were always meh though.)

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Apr 3, 2019

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

MikeJF posted:

You can basically track the careers of various lead designers on star trek by the vibe the alien ships give out.

(Don't knock the little Dominion bugships, though, those are genuinely iconic. The bigger ships were always meh though.)

The bugships are good, clearly the early DS9 dominion is a true believer in the corvette meta

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

I'm six seasons deep into a DS9 rewatch and I'm just gonna have to admit.

I don't like the Mirror Universe episodes. There's just... something about the whole "Terrans are unscrupulous but nonetheless the good guys" set up that doesn't work for me. And Intendant Kira just comes off as cringeworthy most of the time.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Nodosaur posted:

I'm six seasons deep into a DS9 rewatch and I'm just gonna have to admit.

I don't like the Mirror Universe episodes. There's just... something about the whole "Terrans are unscrupulous but nonetheless the good guys" set up that doesn't work for me. And Intendant Kira just comes off as cringeworthy most of the time.

STO takes the DS9 storyline and just goes "nah the Terrans were always and will be Hitler"

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Nodosaur posted:

I'm six seasons deep into a DS9 rewatch and I'm just gonna have to admit.

I don't like the Mirror Universe episodes. There's just... something about the whole "Terrans are unscrupulous but nonetheless the good guys" set up that doesn't work for me. And Intendant Kira just comes off as cringeworthy most of the time.

I agree. I'm not a big fan of the mirror universe in DS9. The only thing I liked was how main universe Rom was just befuddled by the concept.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I though the deal pretty much was that the Mirror Terrans are still led by assholes, Mirror Sisko was a possibly sociopathic pirate who was mostly a hero posthumously, and the morality is still inverted for pretty much everyone on top of the allegiances being shuffled.

Epicurius posted:

I agree. I'm not a big fan of the mirror universe in DS9. The only thing I liked was how main universe Rom was just befuddled by the concept.

I do love that it was a physical Vic Fontaine that made him give up. (and I still like the idea that Vic was an android, with androids in the mirror universe swapping the role with holodeck technology)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Nodosaur posted:

I'm six seasons deep into a DS9 rewatch and I'm just gonna have to admit.

I don't like the Mirror Universe episodes. There's just... something about the whole "Terrans are unscrupulous but nonetheless the good guys" set up that doesn't work for me. And Intendant Kira just comes off as cringeworthy most of the time.

the mirror episodes suck

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
DS9's mirror universe was just a mistake all round. The idea that Spock's reforms just made the Empire soft and weak is probably the most nasty, cynical idea in all of Star Trek, the Intendant becomes more and more of a cartoon character every time they revisit the setting - and she didn't have much depth to start with, mirror Garak is a total waste of Andrew Robinson, and, as you said, both sides are assholes so why the hell should we even care?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I think what I really don’t like about DS9’s take on the mirror universe is that it ignores the interesting subtext of the original episode. “Mirror, Mirror” isn’t just good because it has bearded Spock and Uhura with a knife and agony booths and soforth, those are certainly great things about the episode but it all has a point to it.

Both Enterprises were after the same thing — dilithium, ie fuel for starships, for (potential) machines of war. Kirk argues with the Halkans that the Federation is peaceful, but they are convinced (very rightly) that this is contingent on present circumstances and that the Federation could do terrible things with its power. Crucially, Kirk never convinces them otherwise in the episode, and never actually attempts to at the end — he said earlier that he hopes to prove the Federation is ethical, but he only ever succeeds in proving it to himself, by his efforts to redeem Beardspock. He can’t convince the Halkans that the Federation will never use their dilithium to take even one life, because they will. Even if they are not sneering amoral imperialists in revealing clothing, they can become that way, and that’s what the Halkans rightly fear. It can happen here. And crucially, the reverse could happen there. Beardspock’s universe isn’t fated to be all evil forever, the Halkans are exactly the same in both universes, it’s the (un)ethical choices of individual humans (and Vulcans) that make things different.

Even when the DS9 mirror episodes do anything interesting (not a given) they don’t really have a point. They’re very surface level, action adventure stuff. That’s lame.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Angry Salami posted:

DS9's mirror universe was just a mistake all round. The idea that Spock's reforms just made the Empire soft and weak is probably the most nasty, cynical idea in all of Star Trek,

This is my biggest problem with it and one of the things DS9 did that I think is stupid-edgy and lovely.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Angry Salami posted:

DS9's mirror universe was just a mistake all round. The idea that Spock's reforms just made the Empire soft and weak is probably the most nasty, cynical idea in all of Star Trek, the Intendant becomes more and more of a cartoon character every time they revisit the setting - and she didn't have much depth to start with, mirror Garak is a total waste of Andrew Robinson, and, as you said, both sides are assholes so why the hell should we even care?

To be fair in the TOS episode Mirror Spock predicted that the Terran Empire would collapse, so at most all he did was accelerate its demise. And the Terrans were described as barbaric rather than evil and not everyone was that different from their prime counterparts so making over the top evil arseholes was a misstep on DS9's part.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
Also making all the evil mirror versions bi-sexual was so loving 90's it hurts to watch now.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

skasion posted:

I think what I really don’t like about DS9’s take on the mirror universe is that it ignores the interesting subtext of the original episode. “Mirror, Mirror” isn’t just good because it has bearded Spock and Uhura with a knife and agony booths and soforth, those are certainly great things about the episode but it all has a point to it.

Both Enterprises were after the same thing — dilithium, ie fuel for starships, for (potential) machines of war. Kirk argues with the Halkans that the Federation is peaceful, but they are convinced (very rightly) that this is contingent on present circumstances and that the Federation could do terrible things with its power. Crucially, Kirk never convinces them otherwise in the episode, and never actually attempts to at the end — he said earlier that he hopes to prove the Federation is ethical, but he only ever succeeds in proving it to himself, by his efforts to redeem Beardspock. He can’t convince the Halkans that the Federation will never use their dilithium to take even one life, because they will. Even if they are not sneering amoral imperialists in revealing clothing, they can become that way, and that’s what the Halkans rightly fear. It can happen here. And crucially, the reverse could happen there. Beardspock’s universe isn’t fated to be all evil forever, the Halkans are exactly the same in both universes, it’s the (un)ethical choices of individual humans (and Vulcans) that make things different.

Even when the DS9 mirror episodes do anything interesting (not a given) they don’t really have a point. They’re very surface level, action adventure stuff. That’s lame.

This poster gets it.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
The only thing I can say in favor of the DS9 mirror episodes is it looks like the cast was having fun with it.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Burning_Monk posted:

Also making all the evil mirror versions bi-sexual was so loving 90's it hurts to watch now.

A Trek universe with no morals, eh? Obviously that means homosexuality! Not that being gay is "evil" it's just immoral! Amoral at best! What? Why are people bothered by this?

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Burning_Monk posted:

Also making all the evil mirror versions bi-sexual was so loving 90's it hurts to watch now.

Brawnfire posted:

A Trek universe with no morals, eh? Obviously that means homosexuality! Not that being gay is "evil" it's just immoral! Amoral at best! What? Why are people bothered by this?

And now Discovery continuing it in this day and age is downright regressive.

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