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r/legaladvice My 65 y/o father knocked up a hooker and is now using that child for welfare benefits, but not caring for her. quote:u/anonymouslegaladplz 
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LadyPictureShow posted:Pranks? Pranks. Skip the background paragraph and spare yourselves. Even the tldr is too long.
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Apr 3, 2019 12:34
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Clawtopsy posted:Kind of? I feel like they are trying to handball responsibility to the eldest, here. By including him instead of resolving the situation without him, he's damned no matter what choice he makes. He did the worst thing possible. Literally anything else would have been a better choice. If he had concerns, he could have aired them with the brother and his girlfriend, or he could have stayed out of the situation entirely. If he'd made an honest mistake he'd be a bit more concerned that forced a teenage girl into a horrendously traumatic situation instead of thinking his brother should just get over it and asking reddit for validation.
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Apr 3, 2019 12:49
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I love his concern for his brother's employability. "I think he might be a mass shooter in the making but I don't want to report him because he might have a hard time getting a job later in life!" Motherfucker, if you honestly believe your brother might be radicalized, his ability to get a paycheck should be a little lower on your list of priorities.
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Apr 3, 2019 12:52
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That "we booked three rows" story seems like a good plan for that manager guy to get fired. As well he should, because apparently his theater lets randos waltz in without a ticket, and he doesn't have the business sense to sell his buddies a private screening. ... although I'll grant I have no idea what licensing and rights management are like for theaters these days, it's well possible they're not allowed to do that.
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Apr 3, 2019 12:53
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:r/legaladvice  is almost too obvious
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Apr 3, 2019 12:53
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LadyPictureShow posted:Pranks? Pranks. Skip the background paragraph and spare yourselves. The real prank was you inflicting this woman's writing on us smh quote:I want to go to Endgame. I'm proud of my wife but I feel like fhis is a once in a lifetime event that will be spoiled of I don't see it opening night. I hate you so very much you worm, you parasite OMGVBFLOL posted:think, like, the sorts of people who go full I have a liberal arts degree. In Biology. It's me, I'm a womaaaaaaaan nooooo
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Apr 3, 2019 13:03
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about not having been a liberal arts major. they usually think life sciences have cooties too
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what the gently caress is end game?
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Apr 3, 2019 13:03
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is it the new Thanos movie?
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Apr 3, 2019 13:04
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r/relationships: he told the judge that the baby was a "construction baby"
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Apr 3, 2019 13:23
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JFairfax posted:is it the new Thanos movie? The Ant Man: Thanus movie.
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Apr 3, 2019 13:24
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LadyPictureShow posted:Pranks? Pranks. Skip the background paragraph and spare yourselves. Would this have made a better How I Met Your Mother finale?
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Apr 3, 2019 13:26
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The Bunk posted:r/relationships: he told the judge that the baby was a "construction baby" This didn’t get enough love, yeah, this is amazing
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Apr 3, 2019 13:26
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:r/legaladvice Frank Gallagher?
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Apr 3, 2019 14:12
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Ignis posted:There is a bunch more of these, but most of them are permutations of "am I the rear end in a top hat if I ditch SO/Friend/Dad and don't watch movie with them on opening day" I hope the ensuing nerd slap fight is live streamed. 30 seats for a movie lmao.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:20
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Why did Ashley even agree to attend the divorce presentation? I feel like that'd be optional at that point in the marriage. Maybe she got off on her husband having to tell everyone he was wearing the horns.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:32
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Clawtopsy posted:Kind of? I feel like they are trying to handball responsibility to the eldest, here. By including him instead of resolving the situation without him, he's damned no matter what choice he makes. Go watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High. That's how a big bro should act
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Apr 3, 2019 14:35
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Pinecone Sample posted:Why did Ashley even agree to attend the divorce presentation? I feel like that'd be optional at that point in the marriage. Maybe she got off on her husband having to tell everyone he was wearing the horns. There's nothing too tasteless and poorly thought out to be unbelievable for middle-class white people. Including doing so as an April Fool's joke. These people have been carefully raised to have the least self-awareness in known history.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:36
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Pirate Radar posted:If hearing “fortnight” and “whilst” is weird to you then I’m aching for us to get a post written in Singlish or something Confirm plus chop that could make people in the thread merlion.
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Apr 3, 2019 15:07
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Beachcomber posted:In searching for that, here's something way more frustrating Get rid of your garbage wife.
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Apr 3, 2019 15:22
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:at this point i assumed it would be a joke about a dangerously premature birth, so at least he was...tasteful?? for what it's worth, full term is considered 37 weeks. So even if wife popped at 39, the baby would be perfectly fine. I was away from this thread for 5 weeks and spent over a month catching up on the backlog I don't know why I chose this post of all things to respond to.
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Apr 3, 2019 15:35
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AITA for changing my mind midway through buying a stranger coffee? I stopped by a local coffee place after work today. There was a woman behind me in line with a toddler, the kid was sweet and saying "hello" to everyone in line and genuinely brightened my day. While I was standing near the cash register waiting for my order, the woman stepped up and ordered a $4 coffee. I kindly offered to pay and she seemed so grateful and even thanked me twice. Right after, she turned back to the cashier and said, "in that case, you can add two extra shots and a blueberry muffin." I was so taken aback, I immediately told the cashier that I changed my mind and she could pay for her own order. I walked over, picked up my drink and left without another word. AITA for reneging on my offer?
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Apr 3, 2019 15:45
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That's tacky and I don't blame them for reneging.
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Apr 3, 2019 15:49
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for changing my mind midway through buying a stranger coffee? LOL yeah that's cheeky as gently caress
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Apr 3, 2019 15:52
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Leon Einstein posted:That's tacky and I don't blame them for reneging. Agreed. I guess I don’t understand what motivates people to work every slightest advantage to their favor. You were already getting free coffee!
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Apr 3, 2019 15:54
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for changing my mind midway through buying a stranger coffee? Lol that sounds like something someone would say as a joke
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Apr 3, 2019 15:58
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for changing my mind midway through buying a stranger coffee? I would call the police
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Apr 3, 2019 16:01
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The only way that dude is an rear end in a top hat is, yeah, if she were joking and he chose not to get it OR she was very explicit about being willing to pay for the other stuff herself with the $4 she didn’t expect to still have.
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Apr 3, 2019 16:02
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I mean, I don't see any indication that she was expecting the OP to pay for the extra stuff. Maybe I'm just not up to date on my coffee shop lingo, but it read to me like she was planning on spending the four bucks she already had out.
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Apr 3, 2019 16:04
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If she had intended to pay for the extra stuff herself, she would have indicated so during the addition to the order.
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Apr 3, 2019 16:05
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean, I don't see any indication that she was expecting the OP to pay for the extra stuff. Maybe I'm just not up to date on my coffee shop lingo, but it read to me like she was planning on spending the four bucks she already had out. Generally if someone offers to pay for you at a place and you then proceed to order more things, you have to specify that you will pay for the other things otherwise people will assume you're expecting them to pay for the whole order
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Apr 3, 2019 16:13
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AITA for telling my blind girlfriend that I won't help her groom anymore? My girlfriend and I have been dating for a couple of years now. We moved in 8 months ago. First off, I don't care if she has body hair or not. She's very beautiful amd I love her. It's her preference. Recently, she's been asking me to help her groom her underarms and pubes. I'm really embarrassed when I do this. I asked her what she did before, and she told me that she had to go to a professional to get it waxed. She said it was expensive and she is too embarrassed to let others do it. I get it. But I find it really awkward and embarrassing. So, I told her that I won't be helping her with grooming anymore and I don't mind body hair. She got really upset and cried because I'm not being supportive. AITA here?
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Apr 3, 2019 16:18
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Why is he embarrassed if he doesn't care?
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Apr 3, 2019 16:20
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Smdh if you think touching your partner's junk is embarrassing and gross
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Apr 3, 2019 16:21
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bamhand posted:Why is he embarrassed if he doesn't care? He doesn't mind body hair in general but he minds helping her to actually groom herself because he finds it kinda awkward
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Apr 3, 2019 16:22
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I mean, I don't see any indication that she was expecting the OP to pay for the extra stuff. Maybe I'm just not up to date on my coffee shop lingo, but it read to me like she was planning on spending the four bucks she already had out. When the lady quipped "well in that case..." was the indication.
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Apr 3, 2019 16:22
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling my blind girlfriend that I won't help her groom anymore? uh the question here is why can't she do it herself?
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Apr 3, 2019 16:25
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Shaving an underarm is so basic that a blind woman should be able to do it no sweat. Crotch is another matter though, and she shouldn't try to guilt her boyfriend to do routine grooming for her. Some people love doing stuff like that for their partners and other people don't.
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Apr 3, 2019 16:25
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Blade Runner posted:He doesn't mind body hair in general but he minds helping her to actually groom herself because he finds it kinda awkward Right, "doesn't mind" is disingenuous because he has made the decision that she WILL have body hair (or go pay for it) Dating with disabilities must be loving terrifying that you have to trust that your partner isn't getting into it for or going to develop a joy in controlling your life.
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Pinecone Sample posted:Right, "doesn't mind" is disingenuous because he has made the decision that she WILL have body hair (or go pay for it) Uh He's not trying to like control her or demand that she has body hair, he's just not really comfortable with helping her with basic grooming, which you can probably make some bones about due to her being disabled but ultimately it really isn't his responsibility to ensure she takes care of herself hygienically She's not a child
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