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Apocalypse?
This poll is closed.
conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



I reflexively lol every time someone utters any permutation of, “both sides”

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/brinleyhineman/status/1113458248567480320

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

thankfully it was only somewhat an accident

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Waffle House posted:

I reflexively lol every time someone utters any permutation of, “both sides”

Both sides of my nutsack

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011




I'm glad our boys in blue are the best and brightest

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Jon Joe posted:

The best cheeseburgs require no ketchup y/n

yes

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Pooky posted:

Sure. ~30% will shuffle the middle 3 letters now.
pre:
𝘁ᴚ𝐦ᵁp
țʶỤᴍꝓ
𝕥ᴙ𝔘m𝔓
T𝑈ɱṝp
ᵗ𝙧Ữᶬ𝓅
𝓽R𝔲🇲𝕡
ƫṟ🄤Ɯᵱ
🆃ߎ𝓻ᵯ🅿
🅣ȓǜ𝗆ᵱ
ť𝚖Ʉ𝗥𝗣

This post is making chrome ask me if I want to translate from Vietnamese

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat

https://twitter.com/Schnorkles/status/1113470414049513474

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Poniard posted:

Both sides of my nutsack

:hmbol:

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Jon Joe posted:

This post is making chrome ask me if I want to translate from Vietnamese

Thank you Uncle ho

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Fallout

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

It's important that we don't consider what this interaction means to the countless undocumented interactions this guy has with people who aren't fellow police officers every single day.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1113478954231500801

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

good cop

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Jon Joe posted:

This post is making chrome ask me if I want to translate from Vietnamese

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


bad idea for officer voss to set his password to "chokemeyourcoworkerwhowantstobechoked"

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

On the one hand officer voss is a cop with anger issues.

On the other hand, he did assault a police officer.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Waffle House posted:

“I’ve never eaten a pickle on anything but a McDonald’s burger” is one of the gooniest things I’ve ever read

That's not what that says but ok

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
president poop brain

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/travis_view/status/1113470316360085505

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

this department needs a consultation with cumshitter, he would have had so many ways to solve this problem

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


TMMadman posted:

On the one hand officer voss is a cop with anger issues.

On the other hand, he did assault a police officer.

Zero sum with a net good. Fascinating.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
BBQ sauce is good as a dipping sauce, slathering it all over stuff is going too far imo

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
gonna go have a burger w/ kranch on it for lunch

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
:burger:burg status: butter burged:burger:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Gripweed posted:

feminism is when your dad finally loves you

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1113272098305314817

Tucker gonna scope out his pre-teen daughter and her friends

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Lol this pd is like 5 mins from my house.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
it's been a while since my last burging and I forgot how greasy you feel afterwards

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1113487884273770498

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
haven't mentioned today how much i loving lvoe discourse

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



come to Toiletland next 25 mins if u want to kick my rear end


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol this pd is like 5 mins from my house.

you should go lock them all out of their computers w goatse screensaver

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

huh, i would have expected horsemans to be a big biden booster

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Waffle House posted:

I reflexively lol every time someone utters any permutation of, “both sides”

i lmao at anyone who tells me i have to look at both sides of the argument when one side is full of nazis that want to kill me

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

ASenileAnimal posted:

i lmao at anyone who tells me i have to look at both side of the argument when one side is full of nazis that want to kill me

so much for the tolerant left

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

come to Toiletland next 25 mins if u want to kick my rear end




remember that one jackass scene where they took a poop in a toilet store that owned

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

huh, i would have expected horsemans to be a big biden booster

biden is a bernie bro, im voting for the cop

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

our priorities are so hosed

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