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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Rarity's NXT TakeOver: New York - Post Your Utmost
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 HHH walks out,"Sorry Johnny we ran late so we had to change it to one fall. Oh well :shrug:"

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 my boyhood dream was to win the developmental olds title belt and pretty much just stay there in a holding pattern i guess since the only new stuff comes out of full-on turnover of wrestlers themselves

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i found a yogurt drink in my fridge that expired 2/24/19 but it tastes fine

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I wanted to be an astronaut

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the older a yogurt is, the better it tastes

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Johnny sure does like taking flat back bumps from like 6 feet in the air to the floor.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MotU posted:

i found a yogurt drink in my fridge that expired 2/24/19 but it tastes fine

Just means more probiotics!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

MotU posted:

i found a yogurt drink in my fridge that expired 2/24/19 but it tastes fine

You need more culture anyway

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 So there's gonna be only two title changes tonight. Two retain. Huh

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Dango Bango posted:

You need more culture anyway

who are you

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Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Fun fact, Ushigoroshi means Cow Killer

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

MotU posted:

i found a yogurt drink in my fridge that expired 2/24/19 but it tastes fine

those dates are just made up to make you buy more

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one

Auritech posted:

Fun fact, Ushigoroshi means Cow Killer

it's cow crusher now

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Auritech posted:

Fun fact, Ushigoroshi means Cow Killer

i miss Bryan's Cattle Mutilation and dont know why noone has stolen it in the years since hell i dont think ive seen ZSJ use it

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Auritech posted:

Fun fact, Ushigoroshi means Cow Killer

Can it be linked into a Cattle Mutilation?

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Mazreal
Oct 5, 2002

adjusts monocle
some guy in the crowd really loudly: ADAM COLE!

adam cole, on the top ropes in the middle of a wrestling match: *looks*

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

 That didn't look safe.

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Lid posted:

i miss Bryan's Cattle Mutilation and dont know why noone has stolen it in the years since hell i dont think ive seen ZSJ use it

Asuka tapped out Becky Lynch to one at Royal Rumble

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Man I'm just not getting into this match

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
johnny gargano: stupid idiot

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
johnny not so smart at wrestling

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 Wow Gargano's a loving moron

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
johnny stink

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Power Windows posted:

Wow Gargano's a loving moron

Consistent with his character :shrug:

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Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Dango Bango posted:

Man I'm just not getting into this match

I think they took too long to pull the trigger on Gargano, really.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Walter could smash both these dudes. :colbert:

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 Oh poo poo Johnny got cut.

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

 never seen anybody get busted open by applying a submission hold before

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 That announcement was so loving redundant, hahaha

Was waiting for Johnny to be all,"Holy gently caress the belt's on the line!?! :aaa:"

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 Is this over on the hour??? I'm so tired

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

Walter could smash both these dudes. :colbert:

this could be between Brock and Samoa Joe and i'd have a hard time disagreeing though

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Jiro posted:

Oh poo poo Johnny got cut.

John-ny Bris-ling

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 I would just like to call out how amazing WALTER/Dunne was

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
that suplex neckbreaker was loving nasty

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

 I think Cole might be a little gassed.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 i have to go to sleep from being sleepy. please continue posting in this thread about anything you like, since you can't be punished for it no matter what.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Le Saboteur posted:

Walter could smash both these dudes. :colbert:
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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Man I'm glad the crowd is way more into this than seemingly everyone else

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jiro posted:

I think Cole might be a little gassed.

same

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cavauro posted:

i have to go to sleep from being sleepy.

It's probably nearly over! I hope

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