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Marin Karin posted:the first two atg albums are so loving good. people who only listen to slaughter are missing out Wow you aren't joking. I'd never listened to their pre-Slaughter stuff but this is excellent.
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Gnumonic posted:Wow you aren't joking. I'd never listened to their pre-Slaughter stuff but this is excellent. Its some good poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74WOaWHkFxs
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My friend pointed out that you can dress yourself head to toe in Behemoth merch and I don't feel well:
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I find it really hard to give bands poo poo over merching heavily since it allows them to get more direct income they don't have to share with record companies. Partly because I've read about just how bad Spotify fucks people who get tons of streams. Besides, Behemoth is nowhere near as bad the Misfits. Or KISS or Slayer.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I find it really hard to give bands poo poo over merching heavily since it allows them to get more direct income they don't have to share with record companies. Yeah this + it’s so obnoxious and hilarious that I can’t even complain BEHEMOTH BASKETBALL SHORTS lmao
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Kilometers Davis posted:Yeah this + it’s so obnoxious and hilarious that I can’t even complain hardcore bands have had basketball short merch for years now. that poo poo barely even registers on the kooky scale nowadays. Show me some Mare Cognitum telescopes or Wiegedood crib liners or Wormrot brand potting soil.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Wormrot goat food fixed
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Showing up to my next 35 y/o and up rec league basketball game in that outfit ready to go hard in the paint.
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I'm not even a behemoth fan and I kind of want that jersey.
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The jersey is admittedly sick until you see the price
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Nazzadan posted:The jersey is admittedly sick until you see the price beyond announcing to the public you like behemoth?
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The Muppets On PCP posted:beyond announcing to the public you like behemoth? I don't think the public gives anywhere near the poo poo that some goons do
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The best piece of Behemoth merch is undeniably the Nergal figurine, which looks like one of those bits of cheap plastic poo poo padding out "collector's editions" of video games it is $149
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The Muppets On PCP posted:beyond announcing to the public you like behemoth? truly a fate worse than death
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Spanish Manlove posted:hardcore bands have had basketball short merch for years now. that poo poo barely even registers on the kooky scale nowadays. Show me some Mare Cognitum telescopes or Wiegedood crib liners or Wormrot brand potting soil. Last time I saw Dying Fetus, they had hotpants for sale. (Un)fortunately they weren't allowed to bring the "Wrong One To gently caress With"-branded switchblades to Europe.
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KozmoNaut posted:Last time I saw Dying Fetus, they had hotpants for sale. (Un)fortunately they weren't allowed to bring the "Wrong One To gently caress With"-branded switchblades to Europe. Did the hot pants at least say wrong one to gently caress with? Condoms would work too.
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teen bear posted:The album is very good and he also seems to be in a much better place mentally these days which is nice too Look, a small girl weilding a stratocaster playing the first note then millions of CGI people, all of which are beautiful and young who are smiling and are hopeful for the future of humanity, jamming to a Michael Jackson song while being on a asteroid faraway from the Earth with cheap rear end static elephant and gorilla CGI models playing the bass and drums instead of actual musicians and some old fuckin stale rear end dude being like fuckin Bono but all alone on a stage and there's choir vocals where his voice should be and remember together remember to gether gently caress this gimmick poo poo and gently caress you. I've been holding it in for days lol Mr. Pickles fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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Mr. Pickles posted:Look, a small girl weilding a stratocaster playing the first note then millions of CGI people, all of which are beautiful and young who are smiling and are hopeful for the future of humanity, jamming to a Michael Jackson song while being on a asteroid faraway from the Earth with cheap rear end static elephant and gorilla CGI models playing the bass and drums instead of actual musicians and some old fuckin stale rear end dude being like fuckin Bono but all alone on a stage and there's choir vocals where his voice should be and remember together remember to gether It’s really great.
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Snowy posted:Did the hot pants at least say wrong one to gently caress with? Condoms would work too. They said "Dying Fetus", which by itself should be enough to scare away the vast majority of people. I'm pretty sure they regret choosing the most 3edgy5me band name they could come up with when they started. On a slightly different subject, Defeated Sanity, Implore and Rotten Sound absolutely blew me away this weekend at Royal Metal Fest. They played at the smallest venue, but that just meant they could get right up in our faces and the pits were absolutely insane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdQnPakmPQ Also, the venue had a VHS copy of LOTR playing on an old-rear end TV by the entrance 
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Kilometers Davis posted:It’s really great. I don't like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Malaria posted:I like Slough Feg a lot(going to see them in Detroit in June!!!). They kinda remind me of them a bit. What else is there? Skyclad!
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Mr. Pickles posted:I don't like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 jokes on you because it’s actually YOUR favorite band that sucks!!!  
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Mr. Pickles posted:Skyclad! Hell yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw-fX56FacE
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Kilometers Davis posted:jokes on you because it’s actually YOUR favorite band that sucks!!! I'm so mad rn 
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Re: absurd merch, I have a Carnifex weed grinder and I'm like 90% sure my ex has a Nightwish scarf. Nile and Behemoth have also sold scarves I believe.
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Mr. Pickles posted:Look, a small girl weilding a stratocaster playing the first note then millions of CGI people, all of which are beautiful and young who are smiling and are hopeful for the future of humanity, jamming to a Michael Jackson song while being on a asteroid faraway from the Earth with cheap rear end static elephant and gorilla CGI models playing the bass and drums instead of actual musicians and some old fuckin stale rear end dude being like fuckin Bono but all alone on a stage and there's choir vocals where his voice should be and remember together remember to gether You seem like you had a fun weekend. Did you go anywhere special?
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KozmoNaut posted:They said "Dying Fetus", which by itself should be enough to scare away the vast majority of people. I'm pretty sure they regret choosing the most 3edgy5me band name they could come up with when they started. i remember an interview with john gallagher from a few years back where he was basically like yeah it's pretty dumb but it'd hurt them more if they changed it at this point
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Re: absurd merch, I have a Carnifex weed grinder and I'm like 90% sure my ex has a Nightwish scarf. Nile and Behemoth have also sold scarves I believe. I see your weed grinder and raise you a  Dragged Into Sunlight rolling tray
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Spanish Manlove posted:You seem like you had a fun weekend. Did you go anywhere special? Not really, I just missed posting on the forums But I did receive my new pair of regal tip 5As in the mail this morning, so can't complain Mr. Pickles fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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Mr. Pickles posted:Not really, I just missed posting on the forums Oh nice! Post a pic, I'd love to see them.
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Nothing will ever top the Rammstein dildo's modeled after each members cock.
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Vintersorg posted:Nothing will ever top the Rammstein dildo's modeled after each members cock. Which of them was the right one to gently caress with?
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Spanish Manlove posted:Which of them was the right one to gently caress with?  Vintersorg posted:Nothing will ever top the Rammstein dildo's modeled after each members cock. I looked this up and lmao that’s the best thing Mr. Pickles posted:Not really, I just missed posting on the forums Of course you’re a drummer 
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Spanish Manlove posted:Oh nice! Post a pic, I'd love to see them. p. sure I'm being trolled but here they are https://imgur.com/ZyFPstN Kilometers Davis posted:Of course you’re a drummer
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Mr. Pickles posted:p. sure I'm being trolled but here they are Nah I am genuinely curious. Do you notice a huge difference in synthetic tips over wood tips? I'd love to learn how to drum but I don't have the space for it so I've just used superior drummer. It gets the job done but it feels like cheating.
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The Muppets On PCP posted:i remember an interview with john gallagher from a few years back where he was basically like yeah it's pretty dumb but it'd hurt them more if they changed it at this point Too Late to gently caress With
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The Muppets On PCP posted:i remember an interview with john gallagher from a few years back where he was basically like yeah it's pretty dumb but it'd hurt them more if they changed it at this point I interviewed the frontman from Diarrhea Planet once and he said basically the same thing. Both bands have become about as popular as you can get with that style of music but it does probably affect merch sales.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Re: absurd merch, I have a Carnifex weed grinder and I'm like 90% sure my ex has a Nightwish scarf. Nile and Behemoth have also sold scarves I believe.
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