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Barudak posted:You found the corpse of your giant snake impaled? Is your ex girlfriend a SOLDIER or something? A Mungo
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AITA For going to 'expensive' restaurants in sweatpants and a lovely t-shirt? It's in Seattle if that matters. It seems people are a lot more casual here. I was eating at a steakhouse I like and there was a family there who were there for like an anniversary or wedding or something. Bunch of people all dressed up obviously big get to do. I didn't think much about it at the time but I was talking to some people online and they said that you have like a basic responsibility to dress up at least a little at these places. The atmosphere is a big part of the experience and that I'm kind of ruining that. Also that it shows lack of 'respect' for people around me. AITA? EDIT: How do I flair as rear end in a top hat? I totally don't get why people care about the atmosphere (I'm there for the food) but if they care and I'm not respecting that...I'm the rear end in a top hat. I'll be ordering my food ahead of time and leaving with it from now on. quote:I have autism if that matters. quote:It's nowhere near a family run restaraunt. quote:i've never had food with anyone and idk anyone
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Apr 8, 2019 17:34
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I think reptiles are dumb pets but Jesus the gall of killing/abandoning someone else's pet and thinking it should be fine. What the hell is it with people who ask their SO to get rid of a pet in the first place anyway? gently caress, I never had pets when I was single, but if I had, that would have been an instant dealbreaker. Not because of putting animals above humans or whatever, but because if you expect someone to break a bond they have with their pet for your sake then you're a selfish rear end in a top hat who should not be in a relationship until you get over yourself. Kidnapping and abandoning the poor snake is just "complete human garbage" territory. And I can't stand pet snakes either, but still.
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Speaking of which, I just recalled a plaque in a local zoo, that read, that something like "This Cobra was found in a park. Somebody left it there in a cardboard box"
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For going to 'expensive' restaurants in sweatpants and a lovely t-shirt? Went from being mad at this guy to feeling sorry for him.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For going to 'expensive' restaurants in sweatpants and a lovely t-shirt? You kinda pretend your going poop and like flex back and forth and.... For real though, I got nothing but respect for this dude.
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Power Khan posted:anyone else remember that post a while back where a dude suspected that his son was raping the dog and then found out he was, told his wife and she thought he was using it to cover his tracks because he was raping the dog and kicked him out of the house and then she found out her son was. I member Happily, that was confirmed to be fake after a few updates.
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Yeah same honestly. He's living his best (terrible, hilariously stereotypical) life and y'know what he should be able to eat at the Keg in sweatpants if he wants. if it's a nice steakhouse though.... Ehhhhh. He still shouldn't have to order his food ahead of time and hide from the world though just wear nicer clothes Jesus Christ.
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I've never been axe throwing, seems too much like a millennial trope. Is that a common gag at those places, like they'll make the pictures for you? Did the husband plan ahead and snag or print a photograph? I could imagine if it's some bizarre passive-aggressive poo poo like smashing cake in someone's face, which I'd still think is hosed up, but it sounds like he went out of his way to demonstrate his comedic domestic violence.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I've never been axe throwing, seems too much like a millennial trope. He drew a picture of her and then gave her one of him, so he probably just thought it was a funny thing they could do together. I guess if they weren't currently have marriage issues it probably would've been funnier.
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Maybe he thought it would be funny because they're having marriage problems. Maybe that's why they're having marriage problems.
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:He drew a picture of her and then gave her one of him, so he probably just thought it was a funny thing they could do together. I guess if they weren't currently have marriage issues it probably would've been funnier. Yeah it sounds to me like something that’d be fine in a good relationship, but horrible in a bad / mediocre one. Like, I could see a couple doing something like that and laughing about it. Something like “oh man, you got me right in the fuckin eye!” or something. But it’s definitely the kinda thing where you need to know your significant other and know what will/won’t upset them, etc.
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If the steakhouse doesn't throw you out for wearing sweats than just eat your massive plates of steak in your sweats while making direct eye contact with any other customer stares
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Power Khan posted:Speaking of which, I just recalled a plaque in a local zoo, that read, that something like "This Cobra was found in a park. Somebody left it there in a cardboard box" Poor thing. Bet it got cold  I guess I have more compassion for the critters in these stories than the dumbasses.
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AITA for not letting my fiancé take a vacation to celebrate her graduation? My fiancé will be graduating soon. I’ve been the sole income earner the entire time she’s been in school. It’s actually been really lovely, I don’t make a ton of money so we haven’t been able to do anything fun for a long time now considering I’m squirreling away all extra money for our future wedding. Over the weekend she brought up taking a vacation after her graduation to celebrate. I told her there’s no way my boss would give me the time off and we can’t afford it even if he could. She said I could at least try and if I couldn’t then she could go with her sister. That she deserves some time to recharge before jumping into the work force because who knows how long it’ll be before she could take time like that for herself. As far as paying for it, she wants to dip into our wedding savings. I didn’t expect her to start working the day after graduating or anything, but this is ridiculous. When exactly do I get time to “recharge”? I’ve been covering everything and putting aside money for our wedding and now I’m supposed to be ok using that hard earned money to foot the bill for a beach vaycay for her and her sister? I told her there’s no way, but she’s not hearing me. She already knows where she wants to go and is giving me bullshit about how the wedding fund is both of our money, she should be able to use some of it. I’m hoping this is just one of her crazy moments and she comes back around to reality. I’m proud of what she’s accomplished, but more cake and party proud, not week long vacation at a resort proud.
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AITA for humiliating my best friend's girlfriend with an butt tattoo? I (23m) am a tattoo artist (using a throwaway because my main reddit has my work username) and so is my best friend (24m). He has been dating a girl for just over a year, and she's a bit timid in behaviour. She is quite insecure and doesn't really like jokes about her, but I get on with her really well and I've done most of her tattoos. My buddy and I do a lot of tattoos for each other as gifts or just for a laugh, and the other day we decided to give each other silly little tattoos that we would cover up with bigger pieces we're planning in a few months time. We do this quite a lot - as people with a ton of tattoos, we don't really see a problem with getting tattoo cover ups or removal. Anyway, he gave me a silly tattoo of an inside joke, and I thought that was kinda sweet, to be honest. When it was my turn to get him back, he gets his rear end out because he's planning a backpiece that goes down onto his rear end and will cover this one. So, I decide to give him a tattoo of my name in a love heart, just basic linework with no colour. The thing is, my name is Connor. His girlfriend's last name is O'Connor. This didn't really click with me at the time. Basically, I give him this silly tattoo and when his girlfriend sees it, she briefly reads it as her last name (not wanting to lean down and look up close at his rear end in a studio full of men) and she takes it as some sort of dedication of his love to her. She tears up a little bit with happiness, and then it gets awkward. All of us are initially confused as to why she's so happy about this, and then it clicks. One of our other pals lets her know that it's my name and not her's, and she immediately starts balling with embarrassment and runs out of the shop. My buddy feels awful about it and he goes after her after I've wrapped the tattoo. She says that she feels humiliated and she doesn't want to be around me for being heartless and not seeing the connection, but I really didn't mean it offensively. So, AITA for accidentally humiliating my best friend's girlfriend?
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I think reptiles are dumb pets Tegus are like cold-blooded doggies, but every other lizard is bad.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not letting my fiancé take a vacation to celebrate her graduation? Give her what she needs, then drain the rest of it when she leaves and dump her through a text message
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for humiliating my best friend's girlfriend with an butt tattoo? lmao
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for humiliating my best friend's girlfriend with an butt tattoo? Lol me and my homie giving each other cute funny rear end tattoos
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not letting my fiancé take a vacation to celebrate her graduation? This guy is an rear end in a top hat, but for a pretty good reason I think. I’m torn. I would let my fiancé go because I don’t give a poo poo about weddings. But I can see being bitter about it if I was a dick.
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also maybe I'm missing something about how tattoos work but unless his backpiece is just a giant black bar over all the prank poo poo his dumb buddies drew isn't there still going to be a big ol heart on his rear end saying Connor, just with a bunch of drawings of tigers or whatever around itErrant Gin Monks posted:This guy is an rear end in a top hat, but for a pretty good reason I think. I’m torn. I would let my fiancé go because I don’t give a poo poo about weddings. But I can see being bitter about it if I was a dick. he's burned out as a caregiver and rather than doing anything to lighten the load she's rewarding herself with a nice vacation out of his savings. It's the kind of dynamic that typically ends in her dropping him like a sack of poo poo as soon as she starts making actual money off her degree anyway. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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They should just go on a smaller vacation together. Ta-daA Wizard of Goatse posted:also maybe I'm missing something about how tattoos work but unless his backpiece is just a giant black bar over all the prank poo poo his dumb buddies drew isn't there still going to be a big ol heart on his rear end saying CONNOR, just with a bunch of drawings of tigers or whatever around it
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for humiliating my best friend's girlfriend with an butt tattoo? I think this means you legally own your friend until he gets the tattoo removed. Take all of his assets and run.
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DemoneeHo posted:I think this means you legally own your friend until he gets the tattoo removed. Take all of his assets and run. Oh great, now he has a complete basket case of a gf
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Apr 8, 2019 18:22
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DemoneeHo posted:Take all of his rear end 
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:He drew a picture of her and then gave her one of him, so he probably just thought it was a funny thing they could do together. I guess if they weren't currently have marriage issues it probably would've been funnier. Oh I missed the drawn part. Still very contrived and weird. I don't get people.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for divorcing husband over his past sperm donation? "My husband sired 47 kids!" "In a row?"
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Anne Whateley posted:They should just go on a smaller vacation together. Ta-da He offered to do something small and she said no, and he apparently can't get any time off work for anything bigger
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re: vacation celebration, i blame our society's monstrous perversion of the concept that is known as "self care"
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not letting my fiancé take a vacation to celebrate her graduation? Honestly this depends a lot on what her degree is in and what her real-life potential earnings will actually be. If she's going to be banking serious $$$ in a highly employable field, then sure, go nuts and have fun with money that was earmarked for self-celebration anyway (although expect BF to be salty about it either way since that was supposed to be for mutual self-celebration) before diving into the workforce and paying BF back for his years of effort by letting him have a loving break to recharge too. If she got a degree that isn't going to facilitate that, then yeah, you're a selfish dumbfuck who deserves a ticket to dumpsville and the soon to be ex-BF can take his half of the wedding fund to give himself a break too.
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Blade Runner posted:He offered to do something small and she said no, and he apparently can't get any time off work for anything bigger
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gently caress Your Website posted:Honestly this depends a lot on what her degree is in and what her real-life potential earnings will actually be. If she's going to be banking serious $$$ in a highly employable field, then sure, go nuts and have fun with money that was earmarked for self-celebration anyway (although expect BF to be salty about it either way since that was supposed to be for mutual self-celebration) before diving into the workforce and paying BF back for his years of effort by letting him have a loving break to recharge too. Honestly it sounds like the wedding fund is all his money anyway. He should just take the money and leave.
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DemoneeHo posted:"My husband sired 47 kids!" Ever heard of that story of how ~16 million people today in central asia across the steppes trace their ancestry back to a single dude that lived in the time of the mongol conquest?
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Really the thing with 47 kids isn't a big deal to me. It's not like he went out there, got with a ton of women and had kids without paying child support. He just donated genetic material.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not letting my fiancé take a vacation to celebrate her graduation? "Our money"-ing the savings for the purpose of going on vacation without your SO seems like a pretty strong red flag. She didn't earn any of that money, and unlike, say, a stay-at-home parent she wasn't helping him make it. Seems like something that would only get worse after getting married.
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My (24M) girlfriend (23M) has a world map plaque with pins showing where she has had sex. It angers me. Am I petty?quote:My girlfriend and I have been dating since last summer, "official" since December. I believe that we have a deep connection, which so far has yielded a seemingly endless supply of mutual love and affection. We're both young, and she still attends university. Moving in together is a shared goal of ours, but not feasible at this time. She shares an apartment with some ladies who are also students. On their wall, there's a plaque showing a world map, it has pins all over, in different colours. At first I thought nothing of it, perhaps it was just a map showing where they want to travel? One day I asked, and she got very reluctant to tell me what the pins represent. She said I'd get angry — a mood I seldom find myself in. My curiosity got the best of me, and I kept asking until she explained what the pins meant. Each of the residents in the apartment had their own unique color, and the placement of the pin is where they've had sex in the world. Of course my girlfriend was the one to have pins spread far apart, and many. I did not like it. I felt like I didn't know my girlfriend. The plaque is there for all who come visit to see. God forbid them hosting a party and a curious soul comes and lay their eyes on this map.
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Guildencrantz posted:What the hell is it with people who ask their SO to get rid of a pet in the first place anyway? gently caress, I never had pets when I was single, but if I had, that would have been an instant dealbreaker. Not because of putting animals above humans or whatever, but because if you expect someone to break a bond they have with their pet for your sake then you're a selfish rear end in a top hat who should not be in a relationship until you get over yourself. My cat, who is the best cat, was from someone who had to re-home him because her new husband hated him. He's an incredibly sweet cat. He has never done a bad thing in his life.
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