|
Will this is certainly a tagline. What happened to you Dominique Swain
|
# ? Apr 6, 2019 15:33 |
|
|
# ? May 23, 2024 20:32 |
|
flashy_mcflash posted:Will this is certainly a tagline. What happened to you Dominique Swain Parker Lewis did lose.
|
# ? Apr 6, 2019 21:35 |
|
The MSJ posted:Come to think of it, "Sadistic Graphic Violence, Torture, Bizarre Sexuality/Nudity, and A Scene Depicting Cunnilingus" all covers the act of Ant-Man killing Thanos by entering his butt and expanding. I feel like you have some confused ideas about cunnilingus.
|
# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:51 |
|
A lot of hair going on here.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:23 |
|
I'm pretty sure Branagh only does roles that will let him have a stupid mustache. Also, I just discovered he's doing another Poirot movie and I'm irritated already.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:36 |
|
Death on the Nile. I just found out myself and Fox is doing it.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:40 |
|
kiimo posted:Death on the Nile. I just found out myself and Fox is doing it. The first one breaking $100M in the US is honestly kind of amazing, I imagine they just bused entire nursing homes to the theater
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:44 |
|
Murder on the Orient Express did extremely well considering its budget. I assume it's because we've had a real lack of murder mysteries lately.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:46 |
|
was that any good at all? that movie looked like it was just riding on the coattails of its namesake + having absurd amounts of Big Acting Celebs in it
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:50 |
|
It was okay
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:52 |
|
Kenneth Branagh producing and directing himself playing Shakespeare writing about himself is probably peak Kenneth Branagh.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:53 |
|
kiimo posted:It was okay this and "safe" are what i expect to be the most common reviews
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:53 |
|
Vargo posted:Kenneth Branagh producing and directing himself playing Shakespeare writing about himself is probably peak Kenneth Branagh. After numerous reviews that make mention of his descent into accidental self-parody, he starts going by Kenny the Bran Man and begins a long string of R-rated stoner sex romps.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 18:14 |
|
Kenneth Branagh bugs the poo poo out of me and I can't quite figure out why considering the only movie I've seen him in is the Harry Potter where he has a demon's face on the back of his head or something. Oh, and Wild Wild West
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 18:33 |
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:Kenneth Branagh bugs the poo poo out of me and I can't quite figure out why considering the only movie I've seen him in is the Harry Potter where he has a demon's face on the back of his head or something. lol that's not him. Also see Henry V. Also I agree he's inexplicably annoying and he did Emma Thompson dirty so he's forever on my poo poo list.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 18:39 |
|
kiimo posted:lol that's not him. Also see Henry V. Also I agree he's inexplicably annoying and he did Emma Thompson dirty so he's forever on my poo poo list. I’m looking at his filmography and he was in a Harry Potter movie (Gilderoy Lockhart?) and the villain in Wild Wild West.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:04 |
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:I’m looking at his filmography and he was in a Harry Potter movie (Gilderoy Lockhart?) and the villain in Wild Wild West. Gilderoy Lockheart wasn't the guy with the demon in back of his head, is what that meant.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:13 |
|
Just how many Joker movies are we getting this year anyway?
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:13 |
|
Vargo posted:Kenneth Branagh producing and directing himself playing Shakespeare writing about himself is probably peak Kenneth Branagh. Absolutely, that's the first drat thing I thought when I saw that poster.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:16 |
|
ruddiger posted:Just how many Joker movies are we getting this year anyway? Taylor Schilling's head looks wider than normal. Like one of those symmetry Photoshops when half a person's face is put together with its flipped copy.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:19 |
|
Vargo posted:Gilderoy Lockheart wasn't the guy with the demon in back of his head, is what that meant. Was he the one that turned into a wolf? Or the one that taught potions? I’ve only seen the first three Harry Potter movies back when they first came out, all I know is that it wasn’t Snape or Dumbledorf.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:25 |
|
Pope Corky the IX posted:Was he the one that turned into a wolf? Or the one that taught potions? He stole other people’s achievements by mind wiping them and claiming he was the one who did it.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:27 |
flashy_mcflash posted:Will this is certainly a tagline. What happened to you Dominique Swain
|
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:29 |
|
Happy Noodle Boy posted:He stole other people’s achievements by mind wiping them and claiming he was the one who did it. But what did Branagh do in the movie?
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:35 |
|
ruddiger posted:Just how many Joker movies are we getting this year anyway? Fast and Furious 9 looking good
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:48 |
|
Kenneth Brannagh as Dr Arliss Lovelace in Wild Wild West is one of the most bizarre, amazing, and hilarious performances in Brannaghs career, and was one of the few high points in that movie. He and Will Smith trading racist/cripple jokes is amazing.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:05 |
|
Now I just want there to be an alternate ending to Joker where Joaquin decides not to fight Batman, but instead goes to middle America to 'whoop whoop' with his 'fam-uh-lee' at the gathering.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:05 |
|
RBA Starblade posted:Fast and Furious 9 looking good I've been watching the F&F films, for the first time, and they are so bad, yet I can't stop watching them. There's got to be some sort of subliminal messaging or something going on there.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:08 |
|
Davros1 posted:I've been watching the F&F films, for the first time, and they are so bad, yet I can't stop watching them. There's got to be some sort of subliminal messaging or something going on there. Family gives you super powers.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:28 |
|
Davros1 posted:I've been watching the F&F films, for the first time, and they are so bad, yet I can't stop watching them. There's got to be some sort of subliminal messaging or something going on there. they're car wizards
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:42 |
|
Bloody Hedgehog posted:Kenneth Brannagh as Dr Arliss Lovelace in Wild Wild West is one of the most bizarre, amazing, and hilarious performances in Brannaghs career, and was one of the few high points in that movie. Branagh's style is incredibly over-the-top, both as director and actor. Sometimes this works out well (as in your example), sometimes it doesn't (I still have no idea what he was going for with his take on Poirot). He's got a decent track record when it comes to Shakespeare though, so I'm tentatively optimistic.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:45 |
|
Davros1 posted:I've been watching the F&F films, for the first time, and they are so bad, yet I can't stop watching them. There's got to be some sort of subliminal messaging or something going on there. They're superheroes, OP
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 21:36 |
|
I don't really have a comment on the movie, but "X is a revelation!" has got to be my least favorite review quote. But the more annoyed I get by it the more I see it everywhere.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:15 |
|
Davros1 posted:I've been watching the F&F films, for the first time, and they are so bad, yet I can't stop watching them. There's got to be some sort of subliminal messaging or something going on there. They are all 20 minutes of plot/exposition and 100 minutes of the most insane, over the top stunt driving. Those movies have blasted so fast over the “bad movie” line that they ended up warping into the dimension of “I *know* it’s bad. It’s not even bad/good. But god drat is this poo poo fun to watch”
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:52 |
|
Proteus Jones posted:They are all 20 minutes of plot/exposition and 100 minutes of the most insane, over the top stunt driving. Those movies have blasted so fast over the “bad movie” line that they ended up warping into the dimension of “I *know* it’s bad. It’s not even bad/good. But god drat is this poo poo fun to watch” Everything after until, what, 4?5? was just a cash in sequel. Then they just embraced dumb soap opera comic book crazy
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:55 |
|
Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:I don't really have a comment on the movie, but "X is a revelation!" has got to be my least favorite review quote. But the more annoyed I get by it the more I see it everywhere. I wanna make a movie about the end times so critics will say it's a Revelations.
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:59 |
|
FilthyImp posted:Hey, the first one was actually a film. It was Car Point Break and it was good. 1 - lazy rehash with some charm 2 - cash grab 3 - inventive rehash with a lot of charm 4 - kind of boring but you see what they’re going for 5 - fun, great use of a blockbuster budget 6 - diminishing returns 7 - diminishing returns 8 - cash grab
|
# ? Apr 8, 2019 23:00 |
|
By FF8 it is clear that they had no idea what to do with their characters seeing as half the cast had nothing to do.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:08 |
|
muscles like this! posted:By FF8 it is clear that they had no idea what to do with their characters seeing as half the cast had nothing to do. Still not sure why they brought in the Game of Thrones woman to be a hacker for the team when they already had one.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:20 |
|
|
# ? May 23, 2024 20:32 |
|
It made sense for her to be in 7 but she definitely shouldn't have been in 8.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:48 |