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Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Ayup.

Looks like we have a few positions open for full-time curators around here.
E: god dammit a snipe. That teaches me not to throwaway post in here. I'll find something, hang on.

E2: let's watch our very stable genius's brain turn to swiss cheese in real-time.
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1114607771775852544
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1114618999868940288

Rodenthar Drothman fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Apr 7, 2019

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

RandomPauI posted:

Time has lost all meaning in a presidency where infrastructure week can last a day but a month can be like a year.

:lol: infrastructure week lasting a day.

It's been infrastructure week for two years

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Spoeank posted:

:lol: infrastructure week lasting a day.

It's been infrastructure week for two years


It hasn't been two years of infrastructure week, time is not that kind. It's been Monday morning of infrastructure week for two years.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
1. One is too many, one in four is insanity.

https://twitter.com/jonrosenberg/status/1114561661690630144

2. Why do we say cherry picking, rather than use some other fruit?

https://twitter.com/NoOneIsAboveLaw/status/1114598372038598656

3. Maybe combing the two names into Butman would have been better?

https://twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1114601620023726085

4. Is this a new policy initiative? I don't recall seeing it before.

https://twitter.com/IAStartingLine/status/1114532017096548353

5. Disgusting

https://twitter.com/JonathanCohn/status/1114622769201856513

6. Dude might be legitimately stupider than Trump.

https://twitter.com/pklinkne/status/1114667208146288647

7. They just don't care

https://twitter.com/AndyKindler/status/1114703027934388224

8. This is a real bad sign

https://twitter.com/liamstack/status/1114515560329633792
https://twitter.com/liamstack/status/1114517695649783809

9. The most moving thing I've seen on twitter in a while

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1114390459160203264

10. He belongs in a museum!

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1114780468019433473

11. Holy poo poo!

https://twitter.com/MrFilmkritik/status/1114584997879533575

12. Greedy bastards

https://twitter.com/ChrisLu44/status/1114553717083246593

13. Christ...

https://twitter.com/ericswalwell/status/1114719443622428672

14. Missed this incident, glad he got caught

https://twitter.com/SeanMcElwee/status/1114570067893784577

15. Huh, even though I knew that congress had many more wild swings in the past, I thought that was because people just didn't choose to stay in government as long. Not that incumbency didn't have a major advantage.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1114586074842640384

16. WTF!?

https://twitter.com/IBJIYONGI/status/1114587707962003456

17. It's all tortured whatabout...

https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/1114670481418915841

18. I don't think this can be done without a constitutional amendment

https://twitter.com/BrennanCenter/status/1114684965319581696

19. They're just going to keep kicking the can down the road until these kids die or grow up

https://twitter.com/DianeRandle2/status/1114616384489775105

20. Embezzled?

https://twitter.com/amanbatheja/status/1114569207251972097

21. Fox
https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1114788661604835328

Charlz Guybon fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Apr 7, 2019

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:dogbutton:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
The little response titles are often a distraction from the subject of the tweet or article.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Discendo Vox posted:

The little response titles are often a distraction from the subject of the tweet or article.

It feels weird to just drop a tweet without saying anything, even if I can't think of something that isn't a hackneyed cliche.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Discendo Vox posted:

The little response titles are often a distraction from the subject of the tweet or article.

And because they come BEFORE the tweet it’s entirely context-free until one reads the tweet that follows which is incredibly annoying. Between that, cross-thread reposting, and the high fluff/news ratio I found that the best choice was to ignore the poster and assume that others would quote the worthwhile parts.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Charlz Guybon posted:

It feels weird to just drop a tweet without saying anything, even if I can't think of something that isn't a hackneyed cliche.

Less is more.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Agree with that, they all have clickbaity headlines anyway.

Charlz Guybon posted:

It feels weird to just drop a tweet without saying anything, even if I can't think of something that isn't a hackneyed cliche.

I mean if you have something really crushingly important, of course, go ahead, but every single one doesn't need a quip

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I appreciate the dumps, but aping PPJ's numbered list is probably the best avenue forward

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006
I'm just glad somebody is reading Twitter so I don't have to.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Dumps are good, but please put any commentary AFTER the tweet. Remember that that's how we read things and getting the punch line before the set up is very annoying.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

PerniciousKnid posted:

I'm just glad somebody is reading Twitter so I don't have to.

Amen

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

HootTheOwl posted:

Dumps are good, but please put any commentary AFTER the tweet. Remember that that's how we read things and getting the punch line before the set up is very annoying.

I love the Twitter dumps but this is a good suggestion, for comedy's sake.

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

A stop on the underground railroad just burned down.

What's the over/under on it being white supremacist arson?

That's not how over/under works. You are looking for the odds, which opened at +150 but are now at 20-to-1 after the cause of the fire was ruled undetermined but not suspicious.

Trivia
Feb 8, 2006

I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.

HootTheOwl posted:

Dumps are good, but please put any commentary AFTER the tweet. Remember that that's how we read things and getting the punch line before the set up is very annoying.

Articulated in a way that escaped me.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Now if only those embeded tweets would themselves work the same way.

Me: Pithy reaction
[quoted tweet of dumb thing]

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Gyges posted:

It hasn't been two years of infrastructure week, time is not that kind. It's been Monday morning of infrastructure week for two years.

The only week that wasn't infrastructure week was the Week of The Orb.


Jesus now that feels ancient.

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

Oh hey I'm sure this is absolutely nothing to worry about, Trump just firing the head of the Secret Service.

quote:

Less than a week earlier, federal authorities charged Chinese national Yujing Zhang with illegally gaining entry to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, slipping past at least five Secret Service agents and making it all the way to the main reception area of the compound.

Trump had praised the Secret Service in the wake of the incident. Asked about his confidence in the luxury club’s security, Trump said, “I could not be happier with Secret Service. Secret Service has done a fantastic job from day one. Very happy with them.”

NBC News’ Pete Williams reported Monday that, according to an administration official, Alles’ firing was “not based on any single precipitating event.” The decision was made 10 to 14 days ago, the official told NBC — before the Mar-a-Lago intrusion.

As of Alles’ firing, the DHS is operating without Senate-confirmed officials for Secret Service director, agency secretary, deputy secretary, Federal Emergency Management Agency administrator, Immigration and Customs Enforcement director and inspector general, NBC noted.
So he's totally lying about this not being due to the Mar-A-Lago thing, right.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Oracle posted:

Oh hey I'm sure this is absolutely nothing to worry about, Trump just firing the head of the Secret Service.
So he's totally lying about this not being due to the Mar-A-Lago thing, right.

The magic 8-ball says "probably".

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://twitter.com/WeldPond/status/1115332247786274816

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

I mean, this is kind of what the secret service does. They have to see what's on it, right?

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say their computer was running a desktop virtualization when he stuck it in.

If not then :downsa:

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Zipperelli. posted:

I mean, this is kind of what the secret service does. They have to see what's on it, right?

quote:

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say their computer was running a desktop virtualization when he stuck it in.

If not then

Gonna guess no because of...

(1) Them aborting it to "halt any further corruption of his computer"
(2) Autorun apparently not being disabled on the PC.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
Also with his statement that it's "a very out-of-the-ordinary event that he had never seen happen before during this kind of analysis" it seems like they probably aren't the cyber crime guys.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
My guess is that these dudes were the cyber equivalent of TSA screeners -- i.e., their job is just to screen everybody who comes through and provide some security theater, not to actually stop a real espionage attempt.

Imagine what would happen if a TSA screener actually found a real bomb

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

My guess is that these dudes were the cyber equivalent of TSA screeners -- i.e., their job is just to screen everybody who comes through and provide some security theater, not to actually stop a real espionage attempt.

Imagine what would happen if a TSA screener actually found a real bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wINinKkMdg

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

quote:

The agent said he conducted a four-and-a-half hour interview with Zhang at the Secret Service office in West Palm Beach. There was only video but no audio recording because Ivanovich said he did not realize the audio was not working.

Rather suspicious his name is Ivanovich...

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Wow, racist.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Sundae posted:

Gonna guess no because of...

(1) Them aborting it to "halt any further corruption of his computer"
(2) Autorun apparently not being disabled on the PC.

Malware doesn't use autorun

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

I'm curious - from an engineering perspective, how do you stop a usb device from autostarting, assuming that at least part of the functionality will be input devices like keyboards and mice?

As in how do you make it secure to function as a bootable usb drive without also compromizing the security?

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

insert_funny posted:

Bernie doesn't think all of Trump's ideas are absurd; not releasing his tax returns, for example.

Given how boring his 2014 taxes were I suspect that his wife takes care of the taxes and gives no fucks about the politics of the optics of it all.
He just can't say that because then he'd be blaming his wife which is really bad optics. People need to chill the gently caress out about it for now. If May comes around and he's still not released them, then there is a point for concern.

1-800-DOCTORB
Nov 6, 2009

double nine posted:

I'm curious - from an engineering perspective, how do you stop a usb device from autostarting, assuming that at least part of the functionality will be input devices like keyboards and mice?

As in how do you make it secure to function as a bootable usb drive without also compromizing the security?

put rubber cement in all usb ports.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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papa horny michael posted:

Rather suspicious his name is Ivanovich...

We can't have Russkies in the secret service, it wouldn't be secret! Off you go then!

insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

put rubber cement in all usb ports.

Parmesan cheese works, too.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
But now your laptop emanates lovely old sock smell whenever it warms up from playing minecraft

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

pseudorandom name posted:

Malware doesn't use autorun

I just wish the reports would stop saying "Malicious Malware" it's redundant Malware is literally a contraction of Malicious and Software.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Jethro posted:

That's not how over/under works. You are looking for the odds, which opened at +150 but are now at 20-to-1 after the cause of the fire was ruled undetermined but not suspicious.
Thanks! Coincidentally, I learned that fact last night from an IRL goon friend. I asked him how he knew, since neither of us are sports gamblers, and his honest - to - god answer was, "Because someone on SA will use it incorrectly, then the pedants come out and correct them."

He's been a goon a lot longer than I.

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Zipperelli. posted:

I mean, this is kind of what the secret service does. They have to see what's on it, right?

There are very specifically secured/sanitized computers for seeing what's on these sorts of things.

This was not one such machine.

Freakazoid_ posted:

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say their computer was running a desktop virtualization when he stuck it in.

If not then :downsa:

I am here to revoke the benefit of the doubt.

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