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A pin in the map everywhere me and my roomies recreated the sexually empowered crime spree of cult film Spring Breakers
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It’s the documentation of it all that’s weird. Like it’s a half step above keeping an excel spreadsheet or something.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've hosed. But first, I'm gonna have to gently caress at the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. lol
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Smirking_Serpent posted:In terms of successful? student teacher romances, Emmanuel Macron had sex with his teacher and now she’s the First Lady of France. Wasn't their relationship 'well actually we didn't get together until after I graduated'.
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Apr 8, 2019 23:40
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gently caress Your Website posted:Y'all is some busters I had sex on both Apokolips and Earth 3 ama.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Is this a hot take? Because there is a very large gender gap in how men and women are seen on a sexual level right? Men are considered masculine and virile if they have many partners and it is seen as a positive trait, whereas women are seen as sluts and easy and it is a negative trait (societally speaking, not me I don’t give a poo poo). Gatdam we got us some hot off the press takes here.
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Apr 8, 2019 23:53
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Who gets woken up by a shower? It's basically white noise.
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Apr 8, 2019 23:56
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Beachcomber posted:Who gets woken up by a shower? It's basically white noise. If their plumbing howls like my building does, I can definitely believe it.
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Apr 9, 2019 00:14
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Roommate who can't sleep if someone is showering needs to invest in some loving earplugs or a white noise machine or both. That's dumb as hell.
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I [21F] wrote a fanfiction about my boyfriend [20M] and his best friend [20M] and now the friend is mad! How should I apologize?quote:I used to write stories but I haven't done so in a couple of years. One day I got some inspiration and wrote a story about two people I know. I wrote a story about how my boyfriend was a baby and how his friend was the father. I did it because I thought writing about father/son relationships was always cute.
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The friend is upset because she didn't write him with a big enough dog dick, probably
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Apr 9, 2019 00:35
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It's really gross and dehumanising to take people you know in real life and imply they would want to see a Transformers movie.
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Apr 9, 2019 00:38
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Haifisch posted:I [21F] wrote a fanfiction about my boyfriend [20M] and his best friend [20M] and now the friend is mad! How should I apologize? It is extremely refreshing that this person is just asking how to make it right out the gate instead of looking to be told that actually it's fine and the friend is wrong to be mad.
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Apr 9, 2019 00:38
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I think Stephen King got in trouble for that before.
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Haifisch posted:I [21F] wrote a fanfiction about my boyfriend [20M] and his best friend [20M] and now the friend is mad! How should I apologize? Also the friend gave birth to my boyfriend out his urethra after being anally impregnated by a werewolf
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Apr 9, 2019 00:45
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Haifisch posted:I [21F] wrote a fanfiction about my boyfriend [20M] and his best friend [20M] and now the friend is mad! How should I apologize? I'm glad Tina Belcher settled down some later in life but she still has a ways to go, yikes
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Apr 9, 2019 00:57
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Haifisch posted:I [21F] wrote a fanfiction about my boyfriend [20M] and his best friend [20M] and now the friend is mad! How should I apologize? quote:even though he judges me all the time, but that is another story. i would love to know this bit of backstory.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for my birthday gift to my wife? this reminds me of when my dad got my mom a vacuum cleaner for her birthday. being a lawyer by profession, she was not impressed
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Apr 9, 2019 01:13
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LMFAO how do you accept that proposal? Imagine being the right combination of dumb and/or such a low quality mate that you think "Yep, he's the best I can do."
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Apr 9, 2019 01:14
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Calling up my representative to ban this marriage.
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Apr 9, 2019 01:15
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r/relationships summed up in one tweet.
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:Lotta goons with only one pin in their sex map itt OP meant One Pinner all along explains so much tbh
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Apr 9, 2019 01:20
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [35 M] wife [32 F] of 2.5 years won't allow me to get a motorcycle. Seems like if you were invisible the safest place to drive by far would be the sidewalk
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Apr 9, 2019 01:20
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blugu64 posted:It’s the documentation of it all that’s weird. Like it’s a half step above keeping an excel spreadsheet or something. when i was a teenager girls kept their notes about boys in their diary
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Apr 9, 2019 01:20
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TheScott2K posted:Roommate who can't sleep if someone is showering needs to invest in some loving earplugs or a white noise machine or both. That's dumb as hell. idunno, it isnt usually the shower thats the noisy part. i lived with a friend who would do late night showers after work, door slams, shower door slams, drawers slam and so on. it didnt bother me so i didnt care, but it wouldnt surprise me if its the before and after the shower that is the noise issue
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datajugend posted:idunno, it isnt usually the shower thats the noisy part. i lived with a friend who would do late night showers after work, door slams, shower door slams, drawers slam and so on. it didnt bother me so i didnt care, but it wouldnt surprise me if its the before and after the shower that is the noise issue My shower has a tendency to sometimes make a loud high-pitched whining noise that's really annoying. I could see that waking someone up, but usually it's the everything else like you mentioned. But that's one of those things you just kind of have to deal with if you have roommates, so she should either get over it, use earplugs or get her own place.
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Apr 9, 2019 01:30
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The Shazam kid, did I misread because I'm pretty sure he went to live with his dad because he wanted to, not because his mom wanted him gone? In which case, his text was poo poo and she needs to call him on it.
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Apr 9, 2019 01:38
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Holy poo poo this account. I'm dying.  I think it needs its own spin-off thread.
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Haifisch posted:I [21F] wrote a fanfiction about my boyfriend [20M] and his best friend [20M] and now the friend is mad! How should I apologize? It's almost more weird that it wasn't about her bf and his friend loving. Almost.  LadyPictureShow posted:Holy poo poo this account. I'm dying.
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Apr 9, 2019 01:40
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LadyPictureShow posted:Holy poo poo this account. I'm dying. my head is spinning from the thread title potential here
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AITA for honking at someone holding up the parking lot and then shopping at the store?quote:Yesterday, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend and the parking lot was 2/3 full. I turned into an aisle where I saw empty spaces in the back of the lot. There was an old man, slowly pushing his very full cart to his car. The vehicle in front of me stopped, wanting his space. I waited for about 30 seconds and then honked my horn because I couldn't go around the waiting car and there were a bunch of people stuck behind us, backing the line up into the street. Another two minutes goes by, the man isn't even half way through unloading his car. I honk again. After a full five minutes, the people waiting finally parked in the space. I pulled up and parked in one of the empty spaces literally five car spaces behind.
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Cowslips Warren posted:The Shazam kid, did I misread because I'm pretty sure he went to live with his dad because he wanted to, not because his mom wanted him gone? In which case, his text was poo poo and she needs to call him on it. Mom and her husband moved to California from Canada when he was 13 and he chose to stay in Canada with his dad. I can certainly see why mom would be hurt by what he said, but it's not entirely without merit either, especially from a kid's point of view. Fortunately she came to her senses about the whole thing because withholding his birthday present would've sent a real bad message.
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The male/female split with the world sex map is that if you go into a woman’s apartment and see her sex map and there’s a pin in Cambodia, you assume, “oh, she went with her partner” or “oh, she hooked up with somebody at a hostel” while if it’s a man and there’s a pin in Cambodia you leave immediately
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I started laughing so hard at this I went into a coughing fit. I love you kimbo305!
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MasBrillante posted:More like every time the woman happens to be the lovely person that people devil’s advocate for, someone comes in to go OMG WOMEN CAN BE lovely TOO. Yes, we know. The person you’re replying to didn’t suggest otherwise. The force that’s driving the thread’s tendency to basically write fan fiction that makes the guy the bad one (“oh, this sounds bad, but I bet he did X thing that means he’s actually the bad one”) isn’t some kind of misandrist shadow council, it’s just regular-rear end toxic masculinity meeting a just-world ideology. When something bad happens to a man people look for a way he deserves it by not being a real powerful virile hella straight man’s man and it’s fairly tiresome.
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Doc Hawkins posted:my head is spinning from the thread title potential here
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