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Charlz Guybon posted:I had an epic poetry professor who looked 80ish that was really into Xena warrior princess That prof unironically rules
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Remember when his idiot failson got doxxed
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Bogus Adventure posted:That prof unironically rules He does sounds epic
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BiggerBoat posted:Since it's tax season can we talk about all the CHUDS and everyone else having sticker shock and finding themselves owned really hard by the "tax cut"? We got loving owned, but my chud coworkers just blamed the company for ballsing up their withholding.
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I work in tech and weirdly there are no MAGAs in my 40ish person department, everyone is a liberal or communist, including management as far as I know. Marketing and Product on the other hand, that's heavy sweating territory this tax season.
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Nothus posted:We got loving owned, but my chud coworkers just blamed the company for ballsing up their withholding. Same. I got loving destroyed along with most other people I know. For some reason I honestly expected to dominate more conversation than it has. One big thing is how the law went out of its way to gently caress with blue states by eliminating the state property tax deductions but it still hit Florida.
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Framing it as "if you work for a living it hurt you, if you own for a living it helped you" and strangling all attempts at nuance in the cradle have worked for me
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Talked to a FL DNR guy yesterday and he said that the whole central panhandle is filled with dead trees from last year's hurricane that have all dried out pretty much to tinder status but there's no money to clear the still-blocked fire roads or to even cut preemptive fire breaks. If we get a nice hot dry spell it's just gonna take one chud throwing a lit cigarette butt out their truck window to turn the place into an unstoppable inferno. Of course we could still stop this with a small tax increase on the rich to adequately fund the forestry service but lol if the people literally living in the firenado death zone are ever gonna agree to that poo poo.
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The Florida Forestry Service or Florida: Do Not Resuscitate
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The next hurricane will pick up that fire and lift it gently to sea where it will either go out or inconvenience poor island people we don't care about. Bingo bango.
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My parents are fifth wheeling around the country but claim Florida as state residence and winter around there. My mom is boomer as gently caress and they're happy that they pay lower taxes for their bracket or whatever. Whatever works!
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PDP-1 posted:Talked to a FL DNR guy yesterday and he said that the whole central panhandle is filled with dead trees from last year's hurricane that have all dried out pretty much to tinder status but there's no money to clear the still-blocked fire roads or to even cut preemptive fire breaks. florida gets dry spells? i thought it was all humid swampland
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You know how you sometimes get that part of a cold where you're still really snotty, but also kinda have dry mouth at the same time? That shittiest part? Well there you go.
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:florida gets dry spells? i thought it was all humid swampland 
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:florida gets dry spells? i thought it was all humid swampland i grew up in southeast georgia and a swamp caught fire for a month straight. dry is dry and deadwood is deadwood and the south east gets its fair share of both when conditions are right Agean90 has issued a correction as of 19:46 on Apr 7, 2019 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:florida gets dry spells? i thought it was all humid swampland We had a stretch of about 5 weeks last year with no rain and temps of 80F or more to dry everything to a crisp. A couple of years before that Tampa almost ran out of water due to a long dry spell running their reservoir down to just a couple of feet deep (and the fact that they could not convince the retirees to stop watering their loving lawns/golf courses every single night). But yeah, most of the time it's humid swampland.
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Quiet Feet posted:The next hurricane will pick up that fire and lift it gently to sea where it will either go out or inconvenience poor island people we don't care about. Bingo bango. John Brunner posted:Opening the door to the visiting doctor, all set to apologize for the flour on her hands—she had been baking—Mrs. Byrne sniffed. Smoke! And if she could smell it with her heavy head cold, it must be a tremendous fire!
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/heal...a&noredirect=on 72 people in five states are having a good time making GBS threads themselves. "The states affected by the outbreak are Ohio, Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee and Georgia." quote:The patients' ages range from 1 to 74 years old with a median age of 17.
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SelenicMartian posted:How do they interview the 1-year-old? Trump was on Fox and Friends just the other day
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PDP-1 posted:Talked to a FL DNR guy yesterday and he said that the whole central panhandle is filled with dead trees from last year's hurricane that have all dried out pretty much to tinder status but there's no money to clear the still-blocked fire roads or to even cut preemptive fire breaks. Have they tried raking?
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Stoatbringer posted:Have they tried raking? Those lazy assholes cant even stop all that water from going into the ocean.
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drilldo squirt posted:Those lazy assholes cant even stop all that water from going into the ocean. If all that water didn't flow into the ocean to top it up then there would be nowhere left to throw batteries. Rakes are agents of the Lord.
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i think we've agreed these belong itt https://mobile.twitter.com/C4Dispatches/status/1114954083511808006
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i think we've agreed these belong itt further evidence that the meritocracy is a sham and that these people are all just products of a elaborate system of chance elevating people so stupid they will vote against their own interests
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actually it’s proof that these brave job creators care so much for their country that they’ll shutter their business if that’s what it takes to
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Kitfox88 posted:actually it’s proof that these brave job creators care so much for their country that they’ll shutter their business if that’s what it takes to Do you really think that? This kind of people tend to be exactly the idiots who vote for a law that fucks over their business, then immediately starts whining "government has hosed over my business!"
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pseudanonymous posted:Do you really think that? This kind of people tend to be exactly the idiots who vote for a law that fucks over their business, then immediately starts whining "government has hosed over my business!" Woooooooosh
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GodspeedSphere posted:Woooooooosh Guess this is what I get for posting before I'm fully awake.
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Where are the taxes tweets???
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Where are the taxes tweets??? Been searching for them from time to time but I think I may have overestimated how many people don't wait until the very last second to file despite so many people relying on returns in this economy that, or maybe Twitter's search function is a trash heap. I hate to include only ones that call out trumm specifically but I may just have to
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I absolutely wait till the last minute cause I’m a lazy poo poo. I also didn’t vote trump and have my withheld properly classified so I expect very little and therefor don’t plan on a windfall.... I’m gonna owe $5k, aren’t I?
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Raptor1033 posted:I absolutely wait till the last minute cause I’m a lazy poo poo. I also didn’t vote trump and have my withheld properly classified so I expect very little and therefor don’t plan on a windfall.... I’m gonna owe $5k, aren’t I? the only question you have to ask yourself is this: do I work for a living, or do I own for a living? this is the lone determinant of your tax outcomes absolute best case scenario is your refund is less than last years' by however much more you got per paycheck * 26, and then a little bit more
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Raptor1033 posted:I absolutely wait till the last minute cause I’m a lazy poo poo. I also didn’t vote trump and have my withheld properly classified so I expect very little and therefor don’t plan on a windfall.... I’m gonna owe $5k, aren’t I? I changed my W4 to withhold the max amount last January (without paying extra) and I owed about $1900 this year  https://twitter.com/Hammom8/status/1115579974180835328 https://twitter.com/MMcFadin/status/1110690557859450881 https://twitter.com/odiguy55/status/1110236667737182210 https://twitter.com/HappySnyder/status/1109142627583057920 morningdrew has issued a correction as of 19:42 on Apr 9, 2019 |
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I updated my W4 last year and even specified to withhold extra and I still owed money. lol nice cut
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My family of 4 got $7.5k back, thanks Trump??
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mono posted:I changed my W4 to withhold the max amount last January (without paying extra) and I owed about $1900 this year This right here is why I still have hope that Trump will lose in 2020, no matter how hard the Dems try to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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got an extra couple of hundos back for some reason this year, thanks mr president
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My wife and I owed back $4,000 thanks to the terrible withholding gently caress ups by the new tax plan. Guess we gotta just withhold extra this year.
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Nottherealaborn posted:My wife and I owed back $4,000 thanks to the terrible withholding gently caress ups by the new tax plan. Guess we gotta just withhold extra this year. pay out a whole bunch all at once AND volunteer to shrink the size of your paychecks? THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT
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