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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



DeadMansSuspenders posted:

If you are a Korn fan are you a Kornhead or just on the kob?

a kernel

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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

If you are a Korn fan are you a Kornhead or just on the kob?

If you've always loved them you're Korn-Bred, if you come back to the fold after listening to other bands you're Korn-Again

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I am Dorn with the Klorn

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oq1lkseC1M
If nothing else go to 1:20 when he turns it on.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
that is incredible. I was like "yep, slapping thomas the tank engine head on pretty much everything these days" but then it being a mecha buzz lightyear that is motorized and shuffles around while playing a horribly distorted chorus from gangnam style is truly inspired

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

That's the exact combination of "why", "what", and "I need this" that only the best of bootlegs ever hit.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/1100522500964970496

Rhandhali
Sep 7, 2003

This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-PLyJSBtsQ

lovely QC or bootleg? I can't actually tell.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

No wonder Mattel lost the DC action figures license.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Rhandhali posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-PLyJSBtsQ

lovely QC or bootleg? I can't actually tell.

You can tell if you watch to the end of the video

I assume it's a RLM joke and someone is pushing the talk button on a Batman figure off-screen

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://twitter.com/flaroh/status/1116005596531236865

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

I was going to say I didn't know what was the best part of that but nah, it's pretty obviously Butt.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Toss up between best wagon and the shaved horse for me.

Their faces remind me of those cyanide and happiness comics.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007


Naturally you'd need the Best Wagon to haul away all the Bad Asses from der Arschersetzer's boutique.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Man Titus Pullo and Lucius Vorenus have wandered into Deadwood

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Blaze Dragon posted:

I was going to say I didn't know what was the best part of that but nah, it's pretty obviously Butt.

Kids don't know how lucky they are. None of my toys ever came with a barrel of Butt.

With the silhouette of the shovel and pick, that looks like it's probably raw Butt ore from the Butt mines.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It lights up and talks

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Proteus Jones posted:

Kids don't know how lucky they are. None of my toys ever came with a barrel of Butt.

With the silhouette of the shovel and pick, that looks like it's probably raw Butt ore from the Butt mines.

But if you grew up in the era of the Ghostbusters cartoon, you could get a haunted toilet action figure!



I wonder if the Roman era playset men need to mine raw butt ore to appease this haunted toilet?!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Objectively the best action figure in existence (and, I'm sorry, but not a knockoff):

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Davros1 posted:

It lights up and talks

What, your butt doesn't?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Blaze Dragon posted:

I was going to say I didn't know what was the best part of that but nah, it's pretty obviously Butt.

Yeah that's goddamn ridiculous. 'Butt' wasn't standardized as a unit of measurement in barrels until the 1400s, it's hardly :airquote: Roman Era :airquote:

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

I searched for the Obvious Plant logo for a long time on this one.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


LadyPictureShow posted:

But if you grew up in the era of the Ghostbusters cartoon, you could get a haunted toilet action figure!



I wonder if the Roman era playset men need to mine raw butt ore to appease this haunted toilet?!

Lol goddamn I had this toy and it was fabulous, thanks for the nostalgia attack.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

It's a buttload

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah that's goddamn ridiculous. 'Butt' wasn't standardized as a unit of measurement in barrels until the 1400s, it's hardly :airquote: Roman Era :airquote:

Ahem.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Phy posted:

Objectively the best action figure in existence (and, I'm sorry, but not a knockoff):


Had two of those, sold them on eBay last year for $40 each

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

LadyPictureShow posted:

But if you grew up in the era of the Ghostbusters cartoon, you could get a haunted toilet action figure!



I wonder if the Roman era playset men need to mine raw butt ore to appease this haunted toilet?!

And now we can get all the raw butt we need from an app. What a world.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
All good toylines should have a tagline that would also work as a Freddy Kreuger line.

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND


I really, really want to know what's the point of that "transformation".

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Blaze Dragon posted:

I really, really want to know what's the point of that "transformation".

Now it's just an oversized head to store instead a whole body. The Savings!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Maybe they were trying to recreate the old mutating figures and then realized that it wasn't going to work

"Hey, come here a second"

"What's up?"

"It's just... I'm trying to make it so you can swap the heads around and... it won't fit. Like, there isn't enough space in the body to fit the head"

"That's impossible, heads are way smaller than... huh."

"Yeah, see?"

"Why is it so... Wait a second, they're all like that! We've been selling these things for years, why didn't anybody say anything!? And what the gently caress is with the EYES??"

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

Blaze Dragon posted:

I really, really want to know what's the point of that "transformation".

My guess is that the toys were originally designed to fit in some smaller, cheaper packaging or capsule machines. Then someone figured that they could put a few cents into mimicking the Funko box and sell old unsold stock to unobservant rubes.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Huh. A reverse turtle. Don't see them much in the wild any more.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Esplanade posted:

Huh. A reverse turtle. Don't see them much in the wild any more.

Thanks Global Warming.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Tuxedo Ted posted:


Naturally you'd need the Best Wagon to haul away all the Bad Asses from der Arschersetzer's boutique.

It's a butt barrel

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

poo poo, when did Spidey start hittin' the gas like that

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Frankston posted:

Lol goddamn I had this toy and it was fabulous, thanks for the nostalgia attack.

Even the name was awesome: Fearsome Flush.

You have no idea how many action figure 'storylines' my brother and I worked to incorporate Fearsome Flush into when we would play with them. Not just Ghostbusters. Hordak and Cyclops has to team up to stop that toilet once.

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