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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill literally an episode of futurama lol
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Apr 11, 2019 17:24
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Farm Frenzy posted:being set for 10000 lifetimes because you sold people the idea of putting butter in coffee probably does things to you psychologically
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Apr 11, 2019 17:28
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bring back old gbs posted:it'll be pretty funny if stem cells end up being this generation's MIRACULOUS RADIATION elixers. We need to redeem this timeline by convincing every rich person to inject stem cells and teen blood before stepping into the cryo statis chamber (it's just a meat locker).
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Apr 11, 2019 17:30
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I still don't trust anybody who wears these kind of shoes. Any. Body. https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/hlh010119feaasprey-06-1547741933.jpg
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Apr 11, 2019 17:38
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Amphigory posted:Nah mate, stem cells right into the dick right now please  RaySmuckles has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Apr 11, 2019 |
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Apr 11, 2019 18:13
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill
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Apr 11, 2019 18:21
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https://twitter.com/jaredbkeller/status/1116392961141542912
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Apr 11, 2019 18:32
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torn between my hatred of gender revealers and cops
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Apr 11, 2019 18:36
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Al! posted:torn between my hatred of gender revealers and cops Wait until you find out the gender of the cop
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Apr 11, 2019 18:57
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Killing My Own Kid PRANK
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Apr 11, 2019 19:03
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Driving my truck though a group of libtards PRANK! Oh wait they did that one already 
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Apr 11, 2019 19:09
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Algund Eenboom posted:Killing My Own Kid PRANK Please do not quote boomers
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Apr 11, 2019 19:29
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Jose posted:Rich people are actually extremely mentally ill Asprey has claimed that when used in combination with other "health hacks", the coffee helped to boost his IQ score by more than 20 points.[28] His company claims that Bulletproof Coffee can aid cognition and trigger weight loss through ketosis.[30] Asprey warns coffee drinkers to avoid mold toxins such as ochratoxin in coffee,[31] which he claims "steals your mental edge and actually makes you weak." He sells a brand of "upgraded" beans that are advertised as having undergone a secret, proprietary process to reduce mycotoxin levels.[32][23]
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Apr 11, 2019 19:51
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Useful Distraction posted:Asprey has claimed that when used in combination with other "health hacks", the coffee helped to boost his IQ score by more than 20 points.[28] His company claims that Bulletproof Coffee can aid cognition and trigger weight loss through ketosis.[30] Ugh: "My kids are calmer, nicer, and more focused when they have a ketogenic breakfast with Bulletproof Coffee." (from one of his Facebook posts)
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Apr 11, 2019 20:11
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"what if we do Tibetan butter tea, but with coffee" is a pretty sad invention by any standard
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Apr 11, 2019 20:35
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And here I am trundling to work every day like a chump when I could be randomly adding food to other food and become a millionaire.
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Apr 11, 2019 20:57
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When he told me about his laser helmets and successful attempts to contact entities through meditation the whole coffee thing really fell by the wayside of my assessment of him.
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Apr 11, 2019 21:11
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Algund Eenboom posted:Killing My Own Kid PRANK
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Apr 11, 2019 21:21
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Negrostrike posted:I still don't trust anybody who wears these kind of shoes. Any. Body. he looks like the bad guy from Mandy
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Apr 11, 2019 21:27
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Flashing children prank cracked me up tbh.
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Apr 11, 2019 21:32
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https://twitter.com/mhbergen/status/1116350211998093312?s=19
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Apr 11, 2019 21:37
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Negrostrike posted:I still don't trust anybody who wears these kind of shoes. Any. Body. those loving shoes. first time I saw someone wearing those loving shoes i thought it was a fetish and they were scening in public. this is, of course, true. sv hipsters came up with worse shoes than crocs
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Apr 11, 2019 22:58
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wait a minute, you wear those in public? I thought they were like slippers, a strictly in-house thing. they're creepy AF.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:07
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We're a bunch of apes that started walking upright to peer over some grass. Everything after that is evolution desperately trying to play catch up. Shoes are good ya dummy.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:10
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I honestly can't conceive of ever caring about somebody else's shoes. They are the least notable thing about a person.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:12
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divabot posted:those loving shoes. first time I saw someone wearing those loving shoes i thought it was a fetish and they were scening in public. this is, of course, true.   
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Apr 11, 2019 23:19
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divabot posted:sv hipsters came up with worse shoes than crocs worse: Italian hipsters
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Apr 11, 2019 23:21
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1116455911005073409?s=21 oh boy, some old school gilded age dystopia to spice up the cyberpunk stuff
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Apr 11, 2019 23:30
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Rhesus Pieces posted:https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1116455911005073409?s=21 lmao love the VW steering wheel. like those people are the ones who are gonna be the targets.
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Apr 11, 2019 23:53
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Rhesus Pieces posted:https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1116455911005073409?s=21 stockpiling pink paintballs for the day the revolution comes
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Apr 12, 2019 00:14
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https://twitter.com/nbcbayarea/status/1116204265905766400 https://twitter.com/fortworthpd/status/1116436256286756869
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Apr 12, 2019 00:27
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For a second there I thought the lass-ees safety glasses were The Monarch level eyebrows.
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Apr 12, 2019 00:31
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:https://twitter.com/nbcbayarea/status/1116204265905766400 it absolutely had to be Texas
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Apr 12, 2019 00:40
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cops got a gun that shoots lynchings, this is where we're at now What the gently caress lmao
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Apr 12, 2019 00:45
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Rhesus Pieces posted:it absolutely had to be Texas 9 out of 10 Texas cops will shout "yeeeeeee-ha" after lassoing a poc
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Apr 12, 2019 00:46
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i'm pretty sure this was a thing in 2000ad
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Apr 12, 2019 01:01
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MRC48B posted:For a second there I thought the lass-ees safety glasses were The Monarch level eyebrows. lassos are always the best way to catch a mentat.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:02
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:i'm pretty sure this was a thing in 2000ad The Deliverator's bike has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:19
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:https://twitter.com/nbcbayarea/status/1116204265905766400 I mean, I guess I'd take it over all taser related body horror they commit the second they get remotely spooked and the coin flip in their brains doesn't land on "open fire".
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Apr 12, 2019 01:57
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:https://twitter.com/nbcbayarea/status/1116204265905766400 ok so what was "before" was he wearing a lasso already?
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Apr 12, 2019 02:00
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