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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

General Dog posted:

Caress Van Hooter

:hmmyes:

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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

General Dog posted:

Caress Van Hooter

:boobeer:

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

hey its me the knight king im here to turn you into very cold spooky zombies :-DDDDDDDDDDD

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Extra Large Marge posted:

We will defeat the Night King with our combined nudity

Don't jinx this, we have not yet seen him naked and I am very uncertain if we should change that.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
G'night Nik

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Zombie in the army of the Knight King, marching on King’s landing,: *turns towards nearby skeleton* “oh hey Steve how’s your day??”

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Not even gonna be the barest hint of cleavage this season. Everyone is going to be in a full body suit at all times.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Extra Large Marge posted:

GOT: We will defeat the Night King with our combined nudity

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
There used to be push up corsets and plunging necklines as far as the eye could see. Now everyone dresses like theyre especially prudish Quakers.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
The only ones who will show skin will be the undead, unbothered by the cold. Get ready for bodacious ghouls.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Ice zombie tits are gonna be all gaunt and veiny like the boobs of a body builder.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the night king except when he touches your face with his fingernail you become bimbofied with giant tigs

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Who What Now posted:

Not even gonna be the barest hint of cleavage this season. Everyone is going to be in a full body suit at all times.

We might get one quick shot of breasts at least.

It's the big scary final battle. Someone will probably decide to bang one out a final time before they have to fight the ice zombies.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

sugar free jazz posted:

hey its me the knight king im here to turn you into very cold spooky zombies :-DDDDDDDDDDD

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Remember when cersei marched through the city naked except they got a stunt double to do it?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
In the original Night King legend, the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch chased down a female white walker and banged her - then he became the Night's King.

Therefore to undo the White Walkers and NK we have to do the exact opposite thing - which I believe is to have the Night's King bang Jon.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Who What Now posted:

I bet there's not a single boob or dick the entire season

Plenty of boobs watching the show already

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh hey I do wanna see night king's dick

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Plenty of boobs watching the show already

Yes haha the people who watch this are retards but I'm talking about real mammaries!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

big nipples big life posted:

giant 👏 steps 👏 on 👏 people 👏

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





Tinfoil Papercut posted:

In the original Night King legend, the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch chased down a female white walker and banged her - then he became the Night's King.

Therefore to undo the White Walkers and NK we have to do the exact opposite thing - which I believe is to have the Night's King bang Jon.

One thing's for sure, someone better bang someone to end this war

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Sometimes I think about how Theon was supposed to be this gently caress master supreme who just slayed constant puss at the Stark estate but then I remember what a fuckin weird face Alfie Allen has.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
No woman wants his gross, mishapen head grunting and thrusting at them

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Who What Now posted:

Sometimes I think about how Theon was supposed to be this gently caress master supreme who just slayed constant puss at the Stark estate but then I remember what a fuckin weird face Alfie Allen has.

It suits Reek a lot tho.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Who What Now posted:

Sometimes I think about how Theon was supposed to be this gently caress master supreme who just slayed constant puss at the Stark estate but then I remember what a fuckin weird face Alfie Allen has.

My favorite Alfie Allen thing is the song his sister made about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioW8VBi631Q

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



whose got the good spoilers. How many times does a giant step on someone?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
There are no spoilers because there is no script. Without GRRM they're just winging this poo poo, they're gonna do it live

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
The show will go full pomo with the characters sitting down at the table to write the books themselves.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Who What Now posted:

No woman wants his gross, mishapen head grunting and thrusting at them

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

YaketySass posted:

The show will go full pomo with the characters sitting down at the table to write the books themselves.

I read that as "porno" at first because of the font, and didn't know that you were really talking about the buying and selling of government bonds

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


My face when I get a paycheck lol

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Armacham posted:

My favorite Alfie Allen thing is the song his sister made about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioW8VBi631Q

Dang, she cute as hell. She deffo didn't inherit the weird potato-head genes Alfie has.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Armacham posted:

My favorite Alfie Allen thing is the song his sister made about him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioW8VBi631Q

WHATS HIS USERNAME?????????

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

Who What Now posted:

Sometimes I think about how Theon was supposed to be this gently caress master supreme who just slayed constant puss at the Stark estate but then I remember what a fuckin weird face Alfie Allen has.

Theon is rich and just paid women to gently caress. I think that captain's daughter was hoping to marry a rich noble as well.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Dumb Lowtax posted:

There are no spoilers because there is no script. Without GRRM they're just winging this poo poo, they're gonna do it live

gently caress it!! We'll do it live!!! We'll do it live!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Who What Now posted:

Remember when cersei marched through the city naked except they got a stunt double to do it?

Is it wrong to think the Shame nun was hot?

*ring ring Shame!*

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

The face of a woman getting hosed by a soft dick

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That's the face I make when I get hosed by a soft dick too

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Bacontotem posted:

whose got the good spoilers. How many times does a giant step on someone?

Tormund survives, Jon's so thankful for all of his help in recruiting the Wildlings that he gives him a castle and makes him a lord.

Tormund... gets really weird about fashion now that he's high society.

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