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Sorry if that sounded agressive, I was hoping youd share since I want to know what the stupid loving reason is
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the reason is george lucas didn't decide to stop using written english in star wars until 2004 so the canon was already littered with it, so they just gave it a new name and left it in as a second alphabet, completely defeating the purpose of not just using the english alphabet here are the parts from wookiepedia that made me laugh: quote:Behind the scenes quote:Droids, too, are named with the alphabet, such as R2-D2 being called "Artoo-Detoo" rather than "Reshtoo Dorntoo," and C-3PO being See-Threepio and not Cresh-ThreePethOsk.
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Apr 14, 2019 05:10
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God bless you wookiepedia and thank you cubone. Honestly Japanese does the two identical writing systems thing so its not super weird for Galactic Standard to do that
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Apr 14, 2019 05:12
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Animal-Mother posted:Is this blue guy in any of the new Star Wars? He seemed pretty cool in Tie Fighter back in the day. Thrawn is the best character in all of Star Wars and that's pretty drat sad for what is supposed to be a movie-centric franchise.
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Animal-Mother posted:I think I've watched all these new Star War movies but I was drunk most of the time, I may have skipped one or two. From what I understand, the gist of the story is that a rag-tag group of friends are fighting the new Not Empire, one of them is a Jedi but wasn't really trained by anybody, Luke didn't even want to train her, but she's a better sword fighter than the new Not Vader guy who I presume was trained in the evil stuff by the new Not Emperor. And the new Not Rebels are fighting the new Not Empire because..... there is nothing else to do in Star Wars stories? During the entire series, from the beginning of the prequels all the way through the movies now, everyone from slaves through people living in the capital of the goddamn empire who isn't directly, actively fighting the war has no loving idea what the gently caress is going on and doesn't care. Every single person or alien slob bucket ever met is like "Who the gently caress are you?" "What the gently caress is the Resistance/Rebels/Jedi", and has no qualms living under whatever government they're under at the time. They're all doing their own drat thing regardless and no one gives a flying poo poo about any of it, so even if the Rebels win forever no one would give a rats rear end and even when they supposedly were winning or had won nothing changed or got better or worse enough to change anything. Even when the Empire took over nothing changed from when it was the Republic and when it was the Republic no one cared about that poo poo either.
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Apr 14, 2019 05:29
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Big Beef City posted:During the entire series, from the beginning of the prequels all the way through the movies now, everyone from slaves through people living in the capital of the goddamn empire who isn't directly, actively fighting the war has no loving idea what the gently caress is going on and doesn't care. Cool
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Apr 14, 2019 05:32
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Apr 14, 2019 05:34
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I want ep IX to have more gun mummies
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Apr 14, 2019 05:40
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A series of short, feel good stories about Jedi shenanigans called "Light Capers"
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Apr 14, 2019 05:50
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A slice of life comedy centered around two Death Star janitors called Star Floors
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Apr 14, 2019 05:52
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Mr. Plenty seems like a very cool guy. I wanna have all the sex, too.
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Apr 14, 2019 06:04
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Suppose they gave a star war and nobody came.
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KillerJunglist posted:Suppose they gave a star war and nobody came. They did that, it was called Solo?
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Barudak posted:They did that, it was called Solo? 
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Barudak posted:They did that, it was called Solo? 
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Apr 14, 2019 07:45
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Also stop being mean to Billy Dee Williams, he’s 82.
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Torquemada posted:Also stop being mean to Billy Dee Williams, he’s 82.
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I hope they make several Rose Tico spin off movies.
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"solo" is a reference to the one guy who bought a ticket
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It was better than rogue one
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if you are a star wars fan and you are reading this: never forget that the prequels happened
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I totally misread the theme of Why Are We Still Fighting Old Conflicts from the past two movies because this seems like a step away from that. Will still be fun, hopefully
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Apr 14, 2019 16:51
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End of movie they finally find the Emperor's Yak Bak and everyone has a good laugh at how dumb they were for thinking he was alive.
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Tip posted:Just heard a rumour that the title is actually a fake out title as a reference to the Revenge of the Jedi/Return of the Jedi trick Lucas pulled back in the day. hosed up if false
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Apr 14, 2019 17:19
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Chomp8645 posted:Didn't Palpatine like literally explode too? No one's ever really gone tho.
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Apr 14, 2019 18:27
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palpatine transferred his consciousness into a computer like Toby Jones in winter soldier e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_ZO-6IqjY
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Apr 14, 2019 18:30
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Cubone posted:palpatine transferred his consciousness into Toby Jones
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Apr 14, 2019 18:34
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No you see Palpatine didn't explsde all that energy wad him using his super saiyan powers to slow down so he didn't splat into the reactor.
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Apr 14, 2019 18:38
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Palpatine was a force ghost all along
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Apr 14, 2019 19:11
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Palpatine has merged with the deathstar ruins, the halls are his lower intestine and Rey has to fight his giant head.
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Apr 14, 2019 19:13
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the death star symbolizes america and palpatine is tromp
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Apr 14, 2019 19:16
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The Star Wars franchise symbolizes Brexit, and Rose is Theresa May
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Apr 14, 2019 19:18
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Star Wars symbolizes unchecked, vain consumerism. No wait there is no symbolism.
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Chomp8645 posted:Didn't Palpatine like literally explode too? If there is one thing that Solo has taught us, it's that throwing Sith Lords down hilariously long shafts isn't a sure-fire method to kill them.
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Apr 14, 2019 19:47
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unlike maul, palpatine's mastery of the dark side allowed him to retain his dick and balls
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Saint Drogo posted:unlike maul, palpatine's mastery of the dark side allowed him to retain his dick and balls The 2 death stars were the balls, but that still leaves the death cock, which is better because it shoots stars st planets and also other stars
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