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I get what all the other numbers refer to but what's 23:59?
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Apr 7, 2019 18:10
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Azza Bamboo posted:I get what all the other numbers refer to but what's 23:59? Last minute? (Should have been two minutes before, that's a good song too)
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Apr 7, 2019 18:11
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Theresa May's Brexit talks with Jeremy Corbyn – May’s prospects of cobbling together a cross-party majority to convince EU leaders to grant a short Brexit delay appear to be slipping away after Labour claimed she had failed to offer any compromises" Telegraph:  "Theresa May's plan to enslave us in the customs union with Corbyn's help will never work" - Boris Johnson Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Boat Race 2019: Cambridge beat Oxford in men’s and women’s races again Evening Standard:  London prepares for launch of ultra-low emissions zone
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Apr 8, 2019 22:01
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I bet Matt just bangs out a bunch of 'two people walking' pictures at once, enough for the month, then thinks up a caption for one while he's eating breakfast and fires it off to the editor.
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Apr 9, 2019 16:49
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Checks out...     (For bonus 'fun', you can play "Guess which one of these Matts is real and therefore he got paid 2 grand for.")
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Apr 9, 2019 17:57
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Guardian: "Peter Schrank on Theresa May’s request for article 50 extension – Prime minister to plead with Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel for short delay to Brexit date" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Theresa May unplugged: new, laid-back PM speaks from the sofa Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Town Hall Rich List  David Squires: 
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Apr 9, 2019 20:11
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on May requesting a Brexit delay from Macron – Despite a whistle-stop tour by the prime minister to Paris and Berlin, the EU’s capitals remain unconvinced that the British government has a credible plan to break the Brexit impasse in Westminster" After JL David. Telegraph:  Matt:  Indpendent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Black hole picture captured for first time in space breakthrough Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Brexit delay chaos 
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Apr 10, 2019 21:27
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Ffuuuuucckk oooooff, Paaauull
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Apr 10, 2019 22:20
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Blower is totally ripping somebody off there. Can't remember who but I'm certain I've seen a brexit related cartoon with that exact same "British part of the table is poking out the window" gag.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:02
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Benjamin Netanyahu’s election victory – Israeli prime minister wins fifth term as rival Benny Gantz concedes" Telegraph:  Theresa May agrees to October Brexit as Tusk warns UK: 'don't waste this time' Matt:  Julian Assange faces US extradition after arrest at Ecuadorian embassy Independent:  Times:  New species of ancient human discovered in Philippines cave Evening Standard:   Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... PM's Brussels showdown  FIRST PICTURE OF THE BLACK HOLE
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Apr 11, 2019 20:22
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lol, the pumpkin Gove
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Apr 11, 2019 20:27
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Has anyone actually held up a sign saying "May's Deal Now"?
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Apr 11, 2019 20:30
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Azza Bamboo posted:Has anyone actually held up a sign saying "May's Deal Now"? Are you sure you're not secretly Paul Thomas? 
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Apr 11, 2019 21:21
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Azza Bamboo posted:Has anyone actually held up a sign saying "May's Deal Now"? Why yes, I, an ordinary citizen, strongly advocate for such a thing, as does the silent majority of sensible Britons. My name? Oh, uh, let's say,.. Asereht. Asereht Yam. I'm disappointed on closer inspection Theresa isn't properly an anagram of 'arsehat', though Theresa May is an anagram of 'hate my arse', so do with that what you will
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Angepain posted:Why yes, I, an ordinary citizen, strongly advocate for such a thing, as does the silent majority of sensible Britons. My name? Oh, uh, let's say,.. Asereht. Asereht Yam. ESA hert
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Apr 12, 2019 00:44
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The best tory name anagram was Virginia Bottomley -> I'm an evil tory bigot.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:02
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My name is Asereht Yam, and I come from.. someplace far away! Yes, that'll do.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:My name is Asereht Yam, and I come from.. someplace far away! Yes, that'll do. I like the way yaM thinks! Guardian:  "Steve Bell on Julian Assange and his possible extradition to the US – The US justice department has confirmed it wants the Wikileaks founder to stand trial for conspiracy" Telegraph:  Brexit Halloween? Start planning your costume Matt:  Conservative MPs may boycott European election campaign Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Mrs May's 'flextension'  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Apr 12, 2019 22:10
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Wow I don't know if I should be surprised that "Uuuuurgh Deeeeh..... Urghdeh" is in fact a reference to something and not just The People I Hate Are Moaning Gibbering Monsters as I first assumed, ashamed in myself that it took so long to recognise who it was meant to be, or ashamed that I spent so long thinking about a loving Bob cartoon to fully appreciate and understand the deep references
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Brexit and MPs' Easter recess – Theresa May has told MPs ‘swift decisions’ will be needed after their 10-day break" Telegraph:  'No more Mr Nice Guy': Nigel Farage launches Brexit party - video Matt:  Independent:  After Juan Sánchez Cotán. The i paper:  Times:  Fresh doubt over Salvator Mundi, the world’s most expensive painting Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Alexa's uncanny listening ability  'Alexa - can you STILL hear our personal conversations?' Stephen Collins: 
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Apr 13, 2019 22:35
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Funny that Squires went for a Snurb joke just like the thread. 
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Apr 13, 2019 23:13
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Is there supposed to be a loving window there or not Thomas 
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Apr 13, 2019 23:17
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Cloud Potato posted:Matt: Matt boldly comes out for stopping brexit. do the editors at the telegraph know?
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Observer: " It's alive! Brexit monster wallows in the mire of European elections – As Nigel Farage flits overhead, a baying mob of Tories chases the withdrawal agreement into the swamp" Sunday Telegraph:  Independent on Sunday:  Sunday Times: 
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Apr 14, 2019 18:58
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Cloud Potato posted:Independent on Sunday: Come again?
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Apr 14, 2019 19:53
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Cloud Potato posted:Sunday Telegraph: Corbyn to clean up the prime minstry and clear out the scandals. A Good Cartoon.
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Come again? he's going to be disappeared by the US, as if being flushed down the toilet, because he Did an Internet e: that or he's being jacked in and will soon have to fight Dr Wily
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on recent defections from the Tory party – Two former Tory MPs have recently said they will now support Change UK" After Game of Thrones. Telegraph:  Tiger Woods wins amazing fifth Masters 14 years after his last Green Jacket Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Short-notice evictions face axe in tenant rights victory
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Theresa May and her tenure at No 10 – Housing campaigners hail government plans to axe short-notice evictions" Telegraph:  Independent:  Times:  Thousands block roads in Extinction Rebellion protests across London Evening Standard:  Notre Dame fire: Macron pledges to rebuild devastated Paris cathedral David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the stalling Brexit talks – Jeremy Corbyn says the Tories’ deregulation agenda is preventing agreement on a customs union or workers’ rights" Telegraph:  Independent:  Social media platforms 'failed to counter Notre Dame fire conspiracies' Times:  UK parliament could suffer same fate as Notre Dame, warn MPs Evening Standard:  Labour will scrap Sats and let teachers teach, vows Jeremy Corbyn
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Apr 17, 2019 21:40
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Cloud Potato posted:Evening Standard: Peak centrism.
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Apr 17, 2019 22:12
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Kurtofan posted:lol at that bell Who, Adams?
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Who, Adams? ha
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on donations for restoring Notre Dame Cathedral – Just days after the devastating fire, French billionaires, multinationals and private citizens have raised £762m towards restoration" Telegraph:  Sajid Javid calls for 'full force of law' against Extinction Rebellion protesters Independent:  Mueller links Trump and campaign to 11 instances of potential obstruction Times:  After JL David. Evening Standard:  EU elections: Farage will win unless Labour backs remain, says Beckett
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I'm glad they wrote 'super glue' on the tube of super glue, otherwise I might have thought it was a cartoon about the porn laws.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Emmanuel Macron and the Notre Dame Cathedral fire – In a televised address, the French president, Emmanuel Macron, said he wanted to see the Notre Dame Cathedral rebuilt within five years" Telegraph:  Nigel Farage has near-total control of Brexit party, constitution suggests; "Life of Brian" 40th Anniversary We-Welease Independent:  After van Dyck. Times:  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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