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Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


He probably could have just thought real hard about it and Xavier would have picked it up telepathically anyway.

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Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
We don't really have a 'what the gently caress panels' thread so I guess this goes here



theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Unkempt posted:

We don't really have a 'what the gently caress panels' thread so I guess this goes here





yeah I've read Uzamaki, too

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Senju Kannon posted:

"hey, madelyne (it's madelyne there, right?), i'm gonna send the professor a pic of us in our honeymoon bed, okay. i just need to set up the tripod and the timer on the camera. gently caress, i don't think that one worked. okay i'll just set it up ag- yeah it went off already. i don't know what's wrong. let me check and make sure the film's still goo- no, yeah, i just ruined it. now i gotta go where film is stored, a thing i know about because this is- yeah the analog camera days. anyway be right back, don't get dressed, please"

If Scott hit the shutter button with a small optic blast (bank shot, natch) would the camera take a good enough picture before being bowled over?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Unkempt posted:

We don't really have a 'what the gently caress panels' thread so I guess this goes here
Little Nemo's Adventures in intellectual Property Law.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I will never stop having snails and ice cream together at dinner

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
What about snail ice cream?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Sure, that checks out.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
any church with solid gold furniture can do with some looting, yeah.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Unkempt posted:

We don't really have a 'what the gently caress panels' thread so I guess this goes here





I am extremely angry on behalf of Winsor McCay.

Edit: I tried to find a good Little Nemo strip to post here, but naturally pretty much all the of strips scanned at high enough resolution to read (the strip was a full newspaper page originally, after all) also had a racist caricature on them and that would be something really lovely to put in this thread even if the rest of the art is great. But I did find this one:

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Apr 16, 2019

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
*Orthodoxy intensifies*

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Regarding Cyclops, one of you had an idea that he should be the leader of the Thunderbolts, I liked that idea. Even him being the one guy Luke could trust when Cage was the leader would have worked (after Scott got apprehended).

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Just after AvX ended, Cyclops stopping during a breakout/crime to do his X gesture to a camera was simultaneously one of the lamest and most hilariously perfect things I can remember seeing. :xd:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



Get your story straight fellas, which is it?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Cyclops is a good leader. It's just that quite often he needs somebody to give him a good punch to the dick. Hence why Wolverine is in the X-Men.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

David D. Davidson posted:

Cyclops is a good leader. It's just that quite often he needs somebody to give him a good punch to the dick. Hence why Wolverine is in the X-Men.

And like 6 other teams.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

MonsterEnvy posted:

And like 6 other teams.

Lotta folks need a good punch to the dick.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Every x-person is "the boring one"

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Doc Hawkins posted:

Get your story straight fellas, which is it?

It's both, you see. A pristine print of Goofusov and Gallantski to educate the Soviet youth

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Doc Hawkins posted:

Every x-person is "the boring one"

Even [attempts to come up with a boring X-character that is distinctly more boring than other X-characters for humorous effect and fails]?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Doc Hawkins posted:

Every x-person is "the boring one"
wow look at this guy who doesn't know about adam x the x-treme

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Doc Hawkins posted:

Every x-person is "the boring one"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Lobok posted:

If Scott hit the shutter button with a small optic blast (bank shot, natch) would the camera take a good enough picture before being bowled over?
In those days remote shutter triggers were pneumatic tubes, he could have just shot a little squirt down the tube then tossed it out of frame before it hit the camera.

And then put his shades back on, of course.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



bony tony posted:

What about snail ice cream?

Silence, Mew Mew!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


mercenarynuker posted:

Goofusov and Gallantski

:golfclap:


Were the x-statix members of the X-Men? If so then I was very wrong.

Also, please forgive me everyone, I should have just said "member of the X-Men," I don't know why I thought gender-neutrality required a portmanteau :psyduck:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Doc Hawkins posted:

:golfclap:


Were the x-statix members of the X-Men? If so then I was very wrong.

Also, please forgive me everyone, I should have just said "member of the X-Men," I don't know why I thought gender-neutrality required a portmanteau :psyduck:

they started off as X-Force and later rebranded as X-Statix, but Doop eventually joined some X-Men group or another

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tin Can Hit Man posted:

Lotta folks need a good punch to the dick.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Spider-Man_Wolverine_is_a_JERK!.jpg

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

my 9-year-old brother, introducing his Punisher action figure to the rest: "I'm in the X-Men now. Cyclops said it was okay."

a team of grown adults, hired and paid presumably on the basis of the quality of their craft:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Pastry of the Year posted:

my 9-year-old brother, introducing his Punisher action figure to the rest: "I'm in the X-Men now. Cyclops said it was okay."

"What? Logan hates him and he's actually really good at teaching physics. How could I say no to that?"

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Pastry of the Year posted:

my 9-year-old brother, introducing his Punisher action figure to the rest: "I'm in the X-Men now. Cyclops said it was okay."

Are we absolutely certain he has not been writing X-Men since the mid-90's?

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Gavok posted:

"What? Logan hates him and he's actually really good at teaching physics. How could I say no to that?"

Punisher is now, and will forever remain a Gym/PE coach.

That should be his role in any school. With maybe a bit of teaching history centred certain conflicts.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Random Stranger posted:

Are we absolutely certain he has not been writing X-Men since the mid-90's?

The Question IRL posted:

Punisher is now, and will forever remain a Gym/PE coach.

I poo poo you not, guess what my brother does for a living.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Pastry of the Year posted:

I poo poo you not, guess what my brother does for a living.

Shoots criminals?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Question IRL posted:

Punisher is now, and will forever remain a Gym/PE coach.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Action Jacktion posted:

LoEG Tempest #4:



i'm infinity's cock and balls

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I'm definitely not the ball-less cocks on the second last panel.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Pastry of the Year posted:

I poo poo you not, guess what my brother does for a living.

Writing X-Men?

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How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

W....waging a one man war on crime?

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