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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Ostentatious posted:

Pastor Maldonado wasn't given another drive in f1 because they were afraid that he would shattered the dead fraud Michael Schumacher's records

It's because he was poo poo and all that Venezuelan oil money couldn't even buy him a seat, you dumb gay baby. Don't poo poo your diaper when Lance owns this sport.

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If by "owns this sport" you mean when his dad buys it for him. Otherwise my diaper is going to remain clean and fresh.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

i will only poo poo my diap when lance stroll launches himself into yet another wall as maldonado cruises on by, wdc champ for Williams 2

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Ostentatious posted:

i will only poo poo my diap when lance stroll launches himself into yet another wall as maldonado cruises on by, wdc champ for Williams 2

Billiams Racing

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Theophany posted:

It's almost 8pm here so I'm good ScudBud. I'm on vodka cinco right now.




Today i was all day in court so i will enjoy a non alcohol beer and a sándwich. Life is good sometimes

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


DoctorGonzo posted:

Today i was all day in court so i will enjoy a non alcohol beer and a sándwich. Life is good sometimes

"all day in court"

"life is good"

Hm

Rebus
Jan 18, 2006

Meanwhile, somewhere in Grove, work begins on next season's Williams F1 car...


DoctorGonzo posted:

Today i was all day in court so i will enjoy a non alcohol beer and a sándwich. Life is good sometimes

Vijay Mallya is a goon?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Rebus posted:

Vijay Mallya is a goon?

No Vijay is the king of good times not the king of good sometimes.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Big Huski Boi posted:

"all day in court"

"life is good"

Hm

I helped someone it wasnt for me

Rebus
Jan 18, 2006

Meanwhile, somewhere in Grove, work begins on next season's Williams F1 car...


DoctorGonzo posted:

I helped someone it wasnt for me

Charles Leclerc is a goon?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
I think I am unique among Formula 1 fans in that I simultaneously acknowledge Max Verstappen's
1. Superb talent
and
2. Subhuman criminality

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I think I am unique among Formula 1 fans in that I simultaneously acknowledge Max Verstappen's
1. Superb talent
and
2. Subhuman criminality

I'm with you on that.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Max not only threw my dog into a lake he also waded in and saved it.

Also, I don’t have a dog.

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

If you replaced Seb with Max at Ferrari, how do you think he would perform?

Ferrari would no doubt keep their team orders/favortism in place so it wouldn't be that different to Red Bull

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

I think I am unique among Formula 1 fans in that I simultaneously acknowledge Max Verstappen's
1. Superb talent
and
2. Subhuman criminality

sha is better

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Now that I think about it, Max to any other team would be worth it just for the f1 doco following the butthurt from Horner.

So it needs to happen

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

freeranger posted:

If you replaced Seb with Max at Ferrari, how do you think he would perform?

Ferrari would no doubt keep their team orders/favortism in place so it wouldn't be that different to Red Bull

Vettel and Verstappen are both incredibly quick drivers with no clue how to race so largely identical.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Put are dan in the Ferrari.

Putting a driver who can pass in a car that can't is just cruel.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

Max not only threw my dog into a lake he also waded in and saved it.

Also, I don’t have a dog.

Max was good in Mr. Nanny

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




the kentucky quid posted:

Vettel and Verstappen are both incredibly quick drivers with no clue how to race so largely identical.

Hey whoa now Vettel doesn't throw hands with backmarkers when he crashes into them when they unlap themselves

Then again, like father, like son.

Domestic abuse is funny

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Max taking Vettel's seat would be the best thing to happen to the sport in 10 years.

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
i'm launching a one man campaign to bring the glory of "stroll driver of the day" to the F1 facebook by commenting it on every F1 vid I see on my timeline. i look forward to seeing u all out there

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Rhopunzel posted:

i'm launching a one man campaign to bring the glory of "stroll driver of the day" to the F1 facebook by commenting it on every F1 vid I see on my timeline. i look forward to seeing u all out there

Facebook is for subhumans

[edit] Stroll driver of the day

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
To Europe's Final Countdown:

it's the max verstappen du-du-dun

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Rhopunzel posted:

i'm launching a one man campaign to bring the glory of "stroll driver of the day" to the F1 facebook by commenting it on every F1 vid I see on my timeline. i look forward to seeing u all out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wlLGOBmg1M

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Khablam posted:

Max taking Vettel's seat would be the best thing to happen to the sport in 10 years.

Max vs Leclerc woahhh

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

i know u are but what is lance stroll????

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Powershift posted:

Put are dan in the Ferrari.

Putting a driver who can pass in a car that can't is just cruel.

So, dont put Dan in the Ferrari then... car might be capable of passing, but the team wont let you.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

freeranger posted:

So, dont put Dan in the Ferrari then... car might be capable of passing, but the team wont let you.

Imagine if he moves to Ferrari, and they make him the #1 driver...over Seb :getin:

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Today i was all day in court

DoctorGonzo posted:

I helped someone it wasnt for me
Gonzo confirmed a better man than Lewis Hamilton.

quote:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ault-trial.html

Formula One driver Adrian Sutil has labelled Lewis Hamilton a 'coward' and says their friendship is over after the McLaren driver declined to testify at his trial.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

td4guy posted:

Gonzo confirmed a better man than Lewis Hamilton.

I love how Sutil just disappeared off the face of the earth after all of that.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
It's like.... what the gently caress is Jaime Alguersuari up to these days?

Doornbos is making dildos, is Jaime just spinning discs?

Sakon Yammatto? Just a deluge of names flooding my brain. Christjian Albers? uhhh....

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Wirth1000 posted:

It's like.... what the gently caress is Jaime Alguersuari up to these days?

He makes and DJs house music as Squire.

https://soundcloud.com/squiremusic

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

:toxx: probate me for one week if lance "arguably one of the worst drivers on the grid" stroll makes it out of q1 in baku :toxx:

:ok:

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Raul Boesel got into the music business as well: https://m.soundcloud.com/raulboesel

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Minto Took posted:

Raul Boesel got into the music business as well: https://m.soundcloud.com/raulboesel

Is that better or worse than Jacques Villenueve's pop attempts?

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

It’s generic house.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Boesel is cool, imo.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Jacques should do some new house.

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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

spaceblancmange posted:

Jacques should do some new house.

Jacques should rally the members of Ace of Base and make a legit version of Pole Position already.

And then call me to remix it.

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