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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
This stuff has gotta be prosecutable regardless of impeachment, though, right?

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Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
"On June 17, 2017, the President called McGahn at home and directed him to call the Acting Attorney General and say that the Special Counsel had conflicts of interest and must be removed. McGahn did not carry out the direction, however, deciding that he would resign rather than trigger what he regarded as a potential Saturday Night Massacre."

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/josh_emerson/status/1118897764195348480

The bottom line is that Mueller is a cowardly piece of poo poo who didn't step up to the historical moment.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

coffeetable posted:

well this is great in general, but Mulv comes after Mull

idk how umlauts are handled in alphabetical order though

There are only three name entries in the glossary that are totally redacted, here are the other two. I don't have good guesses on these, but that first might be Mnuchin. edit: I meant Mulvaney.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Gort posted:

This stuff has gotta be prosecutable regardless of impeachment, though, right?

oh, totally. problem is the jury's the united states senate, and well.

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

Party Plane Jones posted:

it does if you think that u is separate from Ü in alphabetical order

The latter is often collated as "ue" so it would work.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1118896790835736576

USPOL Spring: "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm hosed."

Need to add this to everyone dumb ”no collusion” meme forever.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Pellisworth posted:

There are only three name entries in the glossary that are totally redacted, here are the other two. I don't have good guesses on these, but that first might be Mnuchin.



Mnuchin is literally listed above the redacted name

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/josh_emerson/status/1118897764195348480

The bottom line is that Mueller is a cowardly piece of poo poo who didn't step up to the historical moment.

Yup. At a bare minimum, he should've announced the summary of the report himself, instead of letting Barr do his little coverup routine.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Hieronymous Alloy posted:

"On June 17, 2017, the President called McGahn at home and directed him to call the Acting Attorney General and say that the Special Counsel had conflicts of interest and must be removed. McGahn did not carry out the direction, however, deciding that he would resign rather than trigger what he regarded as a potential Saturday Night Massacre."

Oh yeah, I remember this. At the time McGahn also put out a whole bunch of stuff trying to cover his own rear end.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/josh_emerson/status/1118897764195348480

The bottom line is that Mueller is a cowardly piece of poo poo who didn't step up to the historical moment.

No republican wants to pull the trigger on another. They want someone else to do it so that they can displace the blame and feel better about.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

oh, totally. problem is the jury's the united states senate, and well.

Is it? Is the president immune to state and federal prosecution?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Obstruction works, so if Justice decides you can't punish the president for obstruction, he may as well obstruct:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1118897406039461889

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

CyberPingu posted:

Mnuchin is literally listed above the redacted name

typo, news happens fast, I meant Mulvaney

assuming that umlaut-U is alphabetized after regular U which is something I've encountered, not sure what the style guide is here

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

DaveWoo posted:

Yup. At a bare minimum, he should've announced the summary of the report himself, instead of letting Barr do his little coverup routine.

it turns out that absent the total cooperation of the DoJ in railroading some random muslim teenager Mueller's ability to draw conclusions takes a poo poo and dies

who could have guessed

Solvency
Apr 28, 2008

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1337JiveTurkey posted:

The latter is often collated as "ue" so it would work.

It could also be Mueller, Robert

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1118897518362992640

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Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1118898470717403137

How the gently caress is this not obstruction?

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Gort posted:

Is it? Is the president immune to state and federal prosecution?

unsettled point of legal doctrine, that I guarantee you goes directly to the supreme court.

~guess how they're going to rule~

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



lmao barr lied about all this, and every fragmentary quote he pulled out of context is exactly as bad in context as we thought they'd be

i'm sure the victory lappers about how they were TOTALLY VINDICATED SUCK IT LIBS will apologize promptly

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

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Sep 4, 2018

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BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I'm pretty sure a first year law student could put a value on information in a Presidential campaign as more than $2000.

Yeah, that's loving preposterous. But, republican cop.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/josh_emerson/status/1118897764195348480

The bottom line is that Mueller is a cowardly piece of poo poo who didn't step up to the historical moment.

yeah he definitely hosed up big time.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

eke out posted:

lmao barr lied about all this, and every fragmentary quote he pulled out of context is exactly as bad in context as we thought they'd be

i'm sure the victory lappers about how they were TOTALLY VINDICATED SUCK IT LIBS will apologize promptly

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1118899503829004288

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/josh_emerson/status/1118897764195348480

The bottom line is that Mueller is a cowardly piece of poo poo who didn't step up to the historical moment.

This is a great juxtaposition to all the "totally exonerated" talk when the report was filed.

e: also yeah, Mueller backed away when history called.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Their strategy of framing the narrative just horribly backfired. The report is honestly juicier than I thought it would be so far, and that's with a ton of redactions still.

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Jul 1, 2004

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ReidRansom posted:

This is a great juxtaposition to all the "totally exonerated" talk when the report was filed.

Mueller's cowardice or complicity (it's one or the other) is the reason that happened.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/josh_emerson/status/1118897764195348480

The bottom line is that Mueller is a cowardly piece of poo poo who didn't step up to the historical moment.

He isn't wrong though. He's saying that he isn't positive he could make a criminal case. If we lived in a functional society then the report would be taken up by Congress to begin impeachment proceedings, but here we are.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

eke out posted:

lmao barr lied about all this, and every fragmentary quote he pulled out of context is exactly as bad in context as we thought they'd be

i'm sure the victory lappers about how they were TOTALLY VINDICATED SUCK IT LIBS will apologize promptly

i'd advise against partying too hard on that front, as the mechanics for doing anything about it still include the step "Beg Mitch McConnell to do something for the good of the country," but the Michael Traceys of the world are going to have a bad couple of days before the next stupid story breaks

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
this is an orgy of terrible stuff, i can't even pick out what is the worst thing.

Trump.

Is.

Done.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Moreover, if I'm a mob boss, and I'm paying the prosecutor who decides not to prosecute me, how is that not further obstruction?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

axeil posted:

this is an orgy of terrible stuff, i can't even pick out what is the worst thing.

Trump.

Is.

Done.

He's really not. Swing voters don't give a poo poo about any of this, Republicans have his back, and he has about a 50/50 shot of getting reelected.

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Jul 1, 2004

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axeil posted:

this is an orgy of terrible stuff, i can't even pick out what is the worst thing.

Trump.

Is.

Done.

No. He's not.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Mind_Taker posted:

Their strategy of framing the narrative just horribly backfired. The report is honestly juicier than I thought it would be so far, and that's with a ton of redactions still.

What's mostly surprising me is that we already knew almost all of this to one degree or another, it's just a matter of it all being together in one place. There's not all that much here that's *new*.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

axeil posted:

Trump.

Is.

Done.

What's your logic here?

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1118898470717403137

How the gently caress is this not obstruction?
There can be no obstruction when the AG has preemptively decided that the president cannot obstruct justice.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Gort posted:

Is it? Is the president immune to state and federal prosecution?

The legal theory that gets batted around that the president is immune to federal prosecution always comes across to me as total bullshit but there are practical problems with federally prosecuting the president so it's understandable why no one wants to do it.

State charges, OTOH...

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




This man is actually mentally ill isn't he?

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer
I do hope, and think maybe it's possible, that this will finally erode his support somewhat. This is all insanely bad and infuriating.

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


why didn't barr redact more of this lmao. he looks even worse than he did this morning.

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