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chewbacca comes home for life day but flips out on grandpa for jacking off in front of his wife and then when his kid laughs he beats the poo poo out of him for stealing cookies and his wife is crying hysterically while han and art carney try to calm everyone down
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Chomp8645 posted:Gatalenta was a warm, uncommonly tranquil planet famed for its tea, lengthy, erudite poetry and meditative retreats. Natives of Gatalenta were renowned for their calmness and serenity, and rose each day to thank the planet's multiple suns for rising. Love and compassion were taught and practiced fondly by the people of Gatalenta, and crying openly was considered a virtue and proof of a caring heart.[1] The Gatalentan people were also known for living austerely, with the only colorful parts of their attire being traditional red cloaks. They were ruled by the Council of Mothers. Slavery was illegal on the planet, and slaves were not allowed to be brought to the planet. If a slave was brought there, and their master was caught, the slave was set free.[2] A member of the New Republic, Gatalenta was represented in the Galactic Senate for over twenty years by Senator Tai-Lin Garr. New Republic pilot Joph Seastriker also came from Gatalenta,[1] as did Resistance Vice Admiral[3] Amilyn Holdo.[2] In the years before the Galactic Civil War, Gatalenta had a strong Jedi tradition, and the old Jedi legends remained alive on Gatalenta in spite of the Jedi Purge. In fact, Gatalenta became one of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker's first destinations when he began studying the history of the Jedi Order.[1] These are my kind of Star Wars!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:46 |
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*begins chanting* Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars!!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:50 |
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Poe should have learnt that only suicide bombing is acceptable when winning major military victories, not regular bombing
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 00:57 |
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"Would you like some tea? Perhaps a lemonade?" "Could you mix them together and give me an Amilyn Palmerdo?" "No! You can only have lemonade or tea! There is no mix!" "Only a Sith believes in absolutes! I will do what I must!" "You will try!" *competitive crying session commences*
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 01:01 |
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Return of the Johnson A director only a Lucas could love
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 01:10 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:chewbacca comes home for life day but flips out on grandpa for jacking off in front of his wife and then when his kid laughs he beats the poo poo out of him for stealing cookies and his wife is crying hysterically while han and art carney try to calm everyone down baby got bacca
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 01:21 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:chewbacca comes home for life day but flips out on grandpa for jacking off in front of his wife and then when his kid laughs he beats the poo poo out of him for stealing cookies and his wife is crying hysterically while han and art carney try to calm everyone down This is why I hate Life Days
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 01:50 |
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Vim Fuego posted:The first time we see Vice-Admiral Holdo in The Last Jedi, we see her through the eyes of Poe Dameron: hotshot flyboy, recently slapped down twice in the Resistance’s scramble to evacuate their compromised base. The first blow to Poe’s ego and stability is his demotion from Commander to Captain by General Leia Organa herself, a suitable reprimand for spearheading the devastatingly costly bombing run which provides the film with its opening set-piece. No sooner has Poe processed this—if indeed he has processed it—than he’s knocked further off balance by the loss of all of the Resistance high command save Leia, who is comatose and out of commission. In this state—stripped of his expected personal authority, with the usual structures of command which he relies on decimated—he looks at the new leader of the remaining Resistance fleet and says incredulously to another pilot: “That’s Admiral Holdo? Battle of Chyron Belt Admiral Holdo? …not what I was expecting.” Now THAT'S a star trek!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:35 |
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How did Luke know the name darth plagueis It wasn't written down in those books he has because anyone who would've written it in them by the time they made the plagueis = palpatine connection was already dead Did Obi-wan's ghost tell him? Did he just show up one day and be like hey Luke that old man you and your dad killed went by the name darth plagueis 30 years ago, pretty cool huh Why did he say that name to Rey like she was going to know who he was talking about? rian if you're reading this please answer
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:43 |
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Moola posted:Now THAT'S a star trek!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:46 |
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Communist Walrus posted:
Hello! Ryan Johnson here to answer your question. 1) I am horribly addicted to benzos. Everything I do, I do in a drug-induced haze and I have no idea what you’re talking about. Thankfully this crippling addiction will kill me soon. 2) I’m gay Hope that helps!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 02:52 |
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Hey Ryan can I get two quarter pounders and a small fry, thanks
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:11 |
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QuarkJets posted:Hey Ryan can I get two quarter pounders and a small fry, thanks <Gives you two quarter pounders, a small fry, and a napkin> I have subverted your expectations!
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:13 |
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On a scale from one to done I just can't get over these star wars
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:13 |
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Gaunab posted:They should make a sequel to Jedi Academy. That game was fun. Play Warframe. Fight dudes in space with swords, lasers, laser swords, with a variety of force power equivalents. Also has a dojo element, but the game is mainly PvE.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 03:58 |
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Donovan Trip posted:It's important because Star Wars has been about royal blood lines, and here is someone from nothing, without the Skywalker midichlorians or whatever pseudoscience the establishment Jedi believed in, a new line the force created without the Skywalker history. Yes, you are special. No, you are no one. You are weird. But in, like, a gross way that I wouldn't want anywhere near my kid.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:26 |
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Barudak posted:<Gives you two quarter pounders, a small fry, and a napkin> I have subverted your expectations! Ryan is it true that you prefer Phantom Menace to A New Hope?
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:51 |
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QuarkJets posted:Ryan is it true that you prefer Phantom Menace to A New Hope? Well if I cant choose my own film its definitely Star Wars: Droids
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 04:57 |
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Barudak posted:Well if I cant choose my own film its definitely Star Wars: Droids That's not what I asked, well done you are a pro-tier expectation subverter
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 05:11 |
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QuarkJets posted:Hey Ryan can I get two quarter pounders and a small fry, thanks JUNIOR bacon chee. JUNIOR bacon chee. And a small... SMALL ..... seasoned curlies.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 06:16 |
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I wish that Rey would have just laid down on the ground and let the spaceship run over her.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 06:33 |
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Communist Walrus posted:How did Luke know the name darth plagueis He talks about Sideous in TLJ. Jeez.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 07:13 |
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When is Han Solo's Force ghost going to show up and guide Kylo Ren through these Star Wars?
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 07:45 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:JUNIOR bacon chee. JUNIOR bacon chee. And a small... SMALL ..... seasoned curlies. cherries jubilee and that's it.
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Applewhite posted:I wish that Rey would have just laid down on the ground and let the spaceship run over her. running myself over with a spaceship or landspeeder is the only way i can jack off and cum you stupid bitch. mother fucker.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 08:51 |
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Chrpno posted:cherries jubilee and that's it. .... gently caress my rear end, what else...
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 08:58 |
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Like so many other things with the new movies i think Holdo was a missed opportunity that could have easily been more interesting. When she first showed up i expected some master tactician that focuses on minimising losses and avoiding direct confrontation with the superior imperial firepower. Essentially leaving the imperials feeling like they're trying to attack water with a sledgehammer and serving as a contrast to Poes very aggressive approach. But we all know what we got instead.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 09:09 |
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every star wars movie made after Empire can be described as a series of missed opportunities
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 09:12 |
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QuarkJets posted:every star wars movie made after Empire can be described as a series of missed opportunities Can't stress this enough.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 09:22 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:.... gently caress my rear end, what else... put two of them UP YOUR rear end
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 09:35 |
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Chrpno posted:put two of them UP YOUR rear end
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 09:53 |
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there was a time when star wars was just one of many creative hollywood movies of the eighties and i fondly remembered it, then i went from disinterest to repulsion and finally acceptance. so maybe i'll see this too.,
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 10:15 |
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QuarkJets posted:every star wars movie made after Empire can be described as a series of missed opportunities It's more like a fractal pattern of missed opportunities from the general premise down to individual plot points. For example i think the transitional period between empire and new republic could have had a genuinely interesting dynamic instead of just being rebranded rebels and empire. Under the empire the galaxy was one big command economy of interdependent worlds. Everyone relied on everyone else but only cooperated under the threat of being vaporized. With the emperor dead all that collapses and the new republic is desperately trying to transition from guerilla force to galactic government while there’s famines and shortages all around. At the same time you have have the imperial navy with star destroyers that are very much designed to operate independently but require huge amounts of fuel, food etc to keep running. So in addition to the galactic economy being in shambles there’s a thousand plus warships, each more powerful than most system navies suddenly cut loose. They turn to piracy, mercenary work or sometimes even mutually beneficial agreements with local governments. Hell, reading over this again the seeds for everything already exist, it was just squandered.
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Bistromatic posted:It's more like a fractal pattern of missed opportunities from the general premise down to individual plot points. Sounds like a good Star Trek TNG plot
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 13:32 |
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In OT, space ghost good. In ST, space ghost bad! My expectations about force ghosts are subverted.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 15:07 |
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I don’t know why everyone acts like Last Jedi was such a subversion of their expectations. It really delivered pretty much what you were expecting. I put it on Netflix expecting a confusing, boring mess and it delivered that on a plate.
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 15:08 |
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Everybody wants to be Space Ghost Everybody near and far
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# ? Apr 20, 2019 15:09 |
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Chrpno posted:Everybody wants to be Space Ghost Hey mom look at me I'm on tv! Everybody wants to be a star (war).
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Backweb posted:Sounds like a good Star Trek TNG plot He didn't mention anyone having sex with a ghost
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