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QuarkJets posted:He didn't mention anyone having sex with a ghost Candles haven't been invented yet in the Star Wars galaxy
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Applewhite posted:I wish that Rey would have just laid down on the ground and let the spaceship run over her. I want Kylo Ren to run over my balls in a tie fighter
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Apr 20, 2019 23:15
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Movie was a waste and disgrace to Laura Dern, who did nothing wrong.
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laura dern is cool and the last season of twin peaks owned
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Chrpno posted:Everybody wants to be Space Ghost 
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WatermelonGun posted:laura dern is cool and the last season of twin peaks owned if you're talking about The Return then yes, best ending moment in all of television. star wars sucks. laura dern owns. sheryl lee owns.
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Laura Dern's presence in Twin Peaks Season 3 is one of the only things about it that wasn't wasted potential
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CJacobs posted:Laura Dern's presence in Twin Peaks Season 3 is one of the only things about it that wasn't wasted potential 
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Twin Peaks Season 3 Was A Bunch Of Half Baked Ideas Thrown Together Haphazardly In A Way That Was Entertaining But Didn't Make Something Cohesive, Mother Fucker edit: I have deep respect for David Lynch for making an entire decades spanning career out of doing whatever the gently caress he wants, but Twin Peaks: The Return has too many extremely long still shots from a head-level angle at stock zoom that it feels like he doesn't care that entertainment is supposed to be entertaining. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Apr 22, 2019 |
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bad lynch takes are still better conversation than people describing their dream star wars movie so i’ll let that slide. but really you said it was entertaining and then not entertaining one sentence later so maybe you don’t know where your balls are.
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It's almost as if it was entertaining and then also not entertaining, almost as if it was a bunch of half baked ideas thrown together haphazardly, which is also a thing I said The most tedious thing about talking to people about Twin Peaks is that if you say something is boring it turns out that was the point and Lynch MEANT for it to be boring. Yeah dude I'm sure that 3 or 4 minute one-take of a dude sweeping an empty bar was really necessary, it added a lot. edit: Anyway it doesn't really matter what I think about Twin Peaks because I'm in the vast minority of people who did not like The Return so instead here is David Lynch campaigning for Laura Dern's Oscar nomination by hanging out in public with a cow  quote:A poster said ”Without cheese there wouldn’t be an Inland Empire” CJacobs fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Apr 22, 2019 |
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Something even dumber than all of these wars among the stars being discussed in the star wars thread. I feel like I'm being JarJar'd all over again for the first time and it's terrible
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Smoking is bad an unhealthy habit. Jedi don’t smoke. They do edibles.
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It's cool if you put a deathstick in your butt, the Force will never know!
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David Lynch is fine but Twin Peaks (as a whole) is way too loving slow and boring, hth.
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's cool if you put a deathstick in your butt, the Force will never know! Why was a guy selling loose cigarettes in a bar anyway? Were cigarettes illegal in the Space Weimar Republic?
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Applewhite posted:Why was a guy selling loose cigarettes in a bar anyway? Were cigarettes illegal in the Space Weimar Republic? Just heavily taxed. Jedi sin taxes, you know? They could have sauntered in to any ol' space trading post and gotten perfectly legal death sticks but paid 3 times as much!
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The Trade Federation did nothing wrong.
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Star Wars Episode X: The adventures of Dexter Jettster and JarJar Subtitle: Hahaha gently caress you everyone!
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Applewhite posted:Why was a guy selling loose cigarettes in a bar anyway? Were cigarettes illegal in the Space Weimar Republic? george lucas
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Big Beef City posted:Something even dumber than all of these wars among the stars being discussed in the star wars thread. There’s a star war thread?
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Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo is the best character in The Last Jedi. She knew exactly that Poe and Finn's plan was total BS (and she's correct!) and she knew her own plan was the best option available. Her sacrifice to stay as a bait to let other escape was very admirable. Too bad her plan was ruined because Poe and Finn refused to follow her order and did something on their own way. That code breaker guy Finn and Rose bought back ended up betrayed them and told First order about the escaping resistance in small ships, led to many deaths. She ended up having to go with Plan B and kamikaze herself to save everyone (and saved Finn and Rose from getting their head cut) If her plan succeed, many lives could have been saved and entire last battle on that planet might not happen. Luke would be alive too. P.S. Her slow decision to kamikaze was understandable since it takes a lot of courage to kill yourself like that and that wasn't in her original plan. (Her original plan is to use that ship as a bait to lure First order away from the hide-out planet)
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Vim Fuego posted:Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo is the best character in The Last Jedi. Is this what the clone war was about?
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Vim Fuego posted:Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo is the best character in The Last Jedi. This is the best character: 
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Those titted sea bitches (that is their canon name) are 100% the original creatures that all force sensitive life sprang from eons ago and once they began orgasmicly lactating pure tittyclorians they had no further need for conflict and devolved into pacifistic sea loafs to just passively watch a universe they decided they were too good for go by, and then later when they were hunted by their own creations eon later and were too pathetic and moronic because of their own doing we are supposed to feel bad for them because now they look like fat moron walruses with saggy tits. Well I'm not having it, so don't bother, lucasfilms.
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Vim Fuego posted:Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo is the best character in The Last Jedi. Her team leadership skills were so loving bad she's two steps below my favourite star trek villain Janeway as a commander.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Vim Fuego posted:Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo is the best character in The Last Jedi. Maybe she should have taken two seconds to explain her plan instead of keeping it a secret.
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Big Beef City posted:Those titted sea bitches (that is their canon name) are 100% the original creatures that all force sensitive life sprang from eons ago and once they began orgasmicly lactating pure tittyclorians they had no further need for conflict and devolved into pacifistic sea loafs to just passively watch a universe they decided they were too good for go by, and then later when they were hunted by their own creations eon later and were too pathetic and moronic because of their own doing we are supposed to feel bad for them because now they look like fat moron walruses with saggy tits. They are the reason the Jedi have such a strict "don't gently caress" stance.
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Big Beef City posted:tittyclorians Mods, please rename me "Tittyclorians," TIA
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take the fleet to a random salt moon while suffering terrible attrition, keep all of the real plan in the dark, hope no one mutinies because it looks like a slow death spiral, and then hope that the imperials don't do anything like "look at the ships in plain sight with a big magnifying glass like they did", or "check that empty moon to make sure there's no base there", and hope that your distress signal will reach anyone who gives a poo poo its just not a very convincing plan, maybe I'm missing something, who would ever just go along with that
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piratepilates posted:its just not a very convincing plan, maybe I'm missing something, who would ever just go along with that Disney executives
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piratepilates posted:take the fleet to a random salt moon while suffering terrible attrition, keep all of the real plan in the dark, hope no one mutinies because it looks like a slow death spiral, and then hope that the imperials don't do anything like "look at the ships in plain sight with a big magnifying glass like they did", or "check that empty moon to make sure there's no base there", and hope that your distress signal will reach anyone who gives a poo poo I know someone who would... 
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Applewhite posted:Maybe she should have taken two seconds to explain her plan instead of keeping it a secret. It's baffling how much more sense everyone's behavior would make if the original assumption for how they were being followed through hyperspace was a spy on board, to the point I feel like this had to be in an original version and was cut out in subsequent drafts in favor of adding the stupid tracker and the casino planet sidequest
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the best bit is how in their rush to defend holdo, woke movie people post things like 'uh, holdo doesn't need to explain her plan to a subordinate, idiot. heard of the chain of command much?' it's funny because 1. people who would call themselves left preaching blind obedience based on nothing but someone's rank, but also 2. it ignores that the resistance's chain of command was barely anything at that point in the film and given the size of it, and as seeming head of the resistance air wing, poe should probably be informed
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dudeness posted:They are the reason the Jedi have such a strict "don't gently caress" stance. I have a strict "don't gently caress" stance because on dates I talk about star wars extensively
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Bogus Adventure posted:
Pretty stoked about the upcoming EU book where it's revealed that thing is actually a sith lord who uses his tantalizing evil milk to keep Luke in a miasma so he doesn't have the clarity of mind to leave the island and save the galaxy
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It's a poorly thought-out conflict, certainly complicated by the poor setup that JJ Abrams gave in Episode VII. For some reason, a small extremist group manages to create a super planet killer as well as a massive fleet with the financial backing to maintain it. The Resistance, although run by the victors of in the Rebellion against the Galactic Empire, has zero support despite dealing a pretty big blow to the First Order in blowing up their planet killer. However, allowing ships and people to get blown up while running away from the First Order fleet to a stationary planetary base is considered a good use of the Resistance's scarce resources. Also, reminder that Solo was made to explain the whole hyperspace fuel plot flaw to show that the Rebellion had plenty of fuel, but the Resistance totally doesn't! Lol.
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