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If we see animated skeletons (and I think that one zombie in season 1 had severed limbs move separately from body), just how destroyed do the bodies have to be to not get animated?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Repost: Yeah obsidian in the show is nothing like real obsidian. It can't be forged and it's brittle as potato chips. Last episode would've been amazing if Gendry had slammed that axe down on the log and it just shattered into a thousand pieces.
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Apr 24, 2019 01:39
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Captain Splendid posted:Last episode would've been amazing if Gendry had slammed that axe down on the log and it just shattered into a thousand pieces. Gendry: "It's strong enough." shards explode in all directions blinding Arya Arya: "Advantage....mine."
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Apr 24, 2019 02:12
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I got bored today and started watching Season 3 of The Last Kingdom. Silliness of the costumes and accents aside, it feels much more like early Game of Thrones where they have a ton of source material to work with and the episodes move incredibly fast without feeling rushed. The first episode of the season even managed to fit in a proper shield wall battle that did a really good job of hiding the budget and didn't have anything as ridiculous as a twelve foot high corpse wall. Give it a watch.
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Apr 24, 2019 02:43
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Cowslips Warren posted:I wonder if someone killed Bran and left his body out on a stick, would the NightKing go, oh, poo poo, okay now we cool, and leave back north? Like when he claims he is the memory of humanity, why doesn't Tormund just yell "wuat does that even mean" and drag him outside the city gates as an offering to the NK
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i thought tyrion was supposed to get executed or something in this episode or did I just imagine reading about that? I'll check back later I guess.
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Apr 24, 2019 03:00
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:i thought tyrion was supposed to get executed or something in this episode or did I just imagine reading about that? I'll check back later I guess. Tyrion dying and Danny dying covered in poo poo are rumors that will never come true. Ours is a future that will behold Jon and Dany leading Westeros to a new golden age, Sansa marrying Theon whose penis has grown back due to Winter Magicks, and Bran sitting in a tree dreaming of spring. It is known.
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Apr 24, 2019 03:10
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i keep reading about a flaming heart sword but what if it was a flaming dong?
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Apr 24, 2019 03:16
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bring back old gbs posted:i keep reading about a flaming heart sword but what if it was a flaming dong? Theon is the real chosen one!
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Apr 24, 2019 03:25
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Theon is the real chosen one! He's been playing the long game this entire time
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Apr 24, 2019 03:59
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The Last Kingdom owns
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Apr 24, 2019 03:59
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yo what are the known spoilers so far. are there any. i wan tto know them
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Apr 24, 2019 04:01
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the netflix illiad show is good
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The so-called "good guys" haven't even attempted to reach a diplomatic solution with the white walkers. Who're the real monsters here?
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Apr 24, 2019 04:05
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Calling it now, next episode is gonna be 100% flashbacks of stupid bullshit that happened 100s of years ago, and the episode will end with the white walkers looking at winterfell in the distance, same exact place they were this episode.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:10
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PostNouveau posted:The so-called "good guys" haven't even attempted to reach a diplomatic solution with the white walkers. Who're the real monsters here? Promise peace under favorable conditions but only once Dany ascends to throne. Then throw more soldiers and perhaps a few elephants into the meat grinder anyways.
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paul_soccer10 posted:yo what are the known spoilers so far. are there any. i wan tto know them
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Apr 24, 2019 05:16
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Cowslips Warren posted:Rickon, this is for you because you couldn't loving dodge! Dude it wasn't Rickon's fault, the showrunners' love of Ramsay is well-documented. Rickon ran for a good 90 seconds, so he was probably several hundred meters away. The world record for archery distance is about 250 m, and that's with modern bows. If you're going up against a superhuman it doesn't matter if you dodge or not.
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Defiance Industries posted:Dude it wasn't Rickon's fault, the showrunners' love of Ramsay is well-documented. Rickon ran for a good 90 seconds, so he was probably several hundred meters away. The world record for archery distance is about 250 m, and that's with modern bows. If you're going up against a superhuman it doesn't matter if you dodge or not. *yawns, bends over, farts, shoots an arrow through legs 500m directly into your brain*
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FuhrerHat posted:*yawns, bends over, farts, shoots an arrow through legs 500m directly into your brain* Please tell your friend Twenny that I said hi
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This should be the final shot of the series, credits rolling over it
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In episode one they complain that the entire army is staving. Episode 2 shows that Gilly is responsible for the famine.
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fakeaccount posted:wouldn't a guy whose balls were cut off lose all his testosterone and therefore not be very aggressive or strong or an altogether good warrior? I believe this is mentioned in the book, as they are castrated when young they never go properly through puberty, it's also mentioned that they become fat pretty quickly and that they can't really match other trained warriors in 1-on-1 combat. Also, I don't think there's any instance in history of eunuchs being used as soldiers. And even the whole slave soldier thing they do is kind of something that didn't really happened, there were historical slave soldiers, but it's kind of more accurate to say they were recrutied from slaves or through slavery. Upon becoming soldiers, their status was typically very different from that of slaves or even normal subjects in the state in question, in fact they were typically part of the military and administrative elite and were at or near the top in society. The whole process of making Unsullied and how needlessly edgy and cruel it is (killing a puppy) is just completely ludicrous, can't remember if it's elaborated in the show, but in the books it is, and it's just so out there that it becomes silly.
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What a loving boring episode. A sideboob and plenty of boring talk, zero action or progress. And people fear spoilers lmao. What is there to spoil? Arya dissing the Hound?
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Apr 24, 2019 11:42
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PostNouveau posted:The so-called "good guys" haven't even attempted to reach a diplomatic solution with the white walkers. Who're the real monsters here? Nancy you should be working on impeachment not watching GOT
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Apr 24, 2019 12:16
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if theon turns does his dick in a box back in the iron islands spring back to life
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Apr 24, 2019 12:48
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theon's undead cock flops impotently at yara's feet, hissing and spluttering as it tries to climb up her leg like a snake
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poverty goat posted:if theon turns does his dick in a box back in the iron islands spring back to life asking the real questions
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*Night King kills and absorbs Bran* Zombie: “We are victorious, Night King!” Night King in Eeyore voice: “I’m not really...not anymore”
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paul_soccer10 posted:yo what are the known spoilers so far. are there any. i wan tto know them For ep 3: Winterfel gets attacked in three waves. The first is just a bunch of wights and walkers, which gets beaten back eventually. Then Cersei’s mercenary force shows up and things get dire, but they end up getting flanked by the second wave of undead, led by the Night King himself. Rhaegal gets a ballista bolt while Jon is riding it, but they both survive. Tons of nameless soldiers die and the survivors end up fleeing Winterfel. Notable deaths will include Dolorous Edd, Gendry, Jorah Mormont, a bunch of northsmen whose names I already forgot, and the sweet angel-voiced Beric Dondarrion, which cuts the list of characters worth rooting for down to just Davos. Unless you’re rooting for Cersei, Euron or the Night King, all of whom I can respect.
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They definitely mentioned the dog killing thing in the show lol
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:For ep 3: sounds bad todd
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I know it’s the least objectionable thing about plot logic around this army of dickless teenagers but something about the dog thing really makes no fuckin sense
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I know it’s the least objectionable thing about plot logic around this army of dickless teenagers but something about the dog thing really makes no fuckin sense It's a sales pitch. The guy is lying.
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poverty goat posted:theon's undead cock flops impotently at yara's feet, hissing and spluttering as it tries to climb up her leg like a snake This happens in Re-Animator 3 btw.
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yara picks it up off the ground with both hands, her look of confusion turning to tears as she gazes into the writhing cock and realizes what this means for her baby brother. cut to the north, where zombie theon wears a sly grin
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Randarkman posted:I believe this is mentioned in the book, as they are castrated when young they never go properly through puberty, it's also mentioned that they become fat pretty quickly and that they can't really match other trained warriors in 1-on-1 combat. If I recall correctly, in the show they describe the process as not them killing a puppy, but as going to a slave market and killing a child while their mother is watching. And then paying a piece of silver. Not to the mother but to the mother’s owner. SO HARDCORE.
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Pretty grimdark In the dim, dark future, there is only EUNUCHS
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I'm starting to think that game of thrones is for some kinda immature edge lords!
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:For ep 3: nice try, bud. where's the zombie dragon?? yeah right tell me he doesn't show up AT ALL
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