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Shmi fell under the sultry spell of the space irish
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In earlier revisions of TPM, the Jedi wore more elaborate clothes, but this was changed at some point to the desert farmer outfit Obi-wan wears in the OT, and it's been said they wear these simple robes to symbolize their compassion for the lowliest people in the galaxy or something like that. Which of course is massively hypocritical as they spend most of their time actually running errands for the most powerful, and when they actually encounter those whose clothes they wear, they do very little to help them; Obi-wan even considering Anakin "another pathetic lifeform".
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Apr 24, 2019 12:00
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I'm going to wear humble farmer clothes to show how close to the peasants I am while I live in utter luxury within my five hundred story grand space palace.
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Apr 24, 2019 12:35
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You know what really sucks about the prequels? We never see any of the Jedi Masters’ bedrooms. I bet Yoda has a sweet pad.
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Apr 24, 2019 12:38
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Vim Fuego posted:I'm not gonna see it unless I know for a fact that someone milks a walrus onscreen. TLJ just set the bar so high w/r/t milking scenes yeah
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Apr 24, 2019 12:42
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skasion posted:You know what really sucks about the prequels? We never see any of the Jedi Masters’ bedrooms. I bet Yoda has a sweet pad. Every jedi's room is an elaborate jack shack that would make a hentai loving shut-in weeaboo both afraid and jealous.
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Apr 24, 2019 12:44
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Apr 24, 2019 13:17
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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QuarkJets posted:anakin's mom is right there when they leave, she's not in chains they could have easily taken her with them. the gently caress is anyone going to do about it? They had slave collars that would explode if they tried to escape.
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Apr 24, 2019 14:20
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Star Wars: The Rose of Skywalker
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Apr 24, 2019 14:28
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Mooey Cow posted:In earlier revisions of TPM, the Jedi wore more elaborate clothes, but this was changed at some point to the desert farmer outfit Obi-wan wears in the OT, and it's been said they wear these simple robes to symbolize their compassion for the lowliest people in the galaxy or something like that. Which of course is massively hypocritical as they spend most of their time actually running errands for the most powerful, and when they actually encounter those whose clothes they wear, they do very little to help them; Obi-wan even considering Anakin "another pathetic lifeform". DancingShade posted:I'm going to wear humble farmer clothes to show how close to the peasants I am while I live in utter luxury within my five hundred story grand space palace. Yes no other religious or political entity in the real world puts up pretensions of austerity while actually having significant sources of wealth and power. Never before in real human history has this been experienced, therefor it's utterly implausible that an overly powered religious institute serving a top-heavy, bloated, and corrupt autocracy portray itself in this manner in fiction. If anything that's one thing the prequels got RIGHT, was portraying the very late Jedi as being incompetent tools of the oligarchs who were so lazy and slothful because of their decadence they were blinded to the rise of the dark side. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Apr 24, 2019 |
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Apr 24, 2019 14:31
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from my point of view, the jedi are evil!
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Apr 24, 2019 14:32
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skasion posted:You know what really sucks about the prequels? We never see any of the Jedi Masters’ bedrooms. I bet Yoda has a sweet pad. I think they showed Yoda bachelor pad/meditation chamber. It wasn't great. Mooey Cow posted:In earlier revisions of TPM, the Jedi wore more elaborate clothes, but this was changed at some point to the desert farmer outfit Obi-wan wears in the OT, and it's been said they wear these simple robes to symbolize their compassion for the lowliest people in the galaxy or something like that. Which of course is massively hypocritical as they spend most of their time actually running errands for the most powerful, and when they actually encounter those whose clothes they wear, they do very little to help them; Obi-wan even considering Anakin "another pathetic lifeform". So what you're saying is that jedis should sell dark side indulgences?
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Apr 24, 2019 14:34
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What's up I'm old man Ben hiding out on Tatooine wearing the classic robes of the Jedi but I'm hiding that I'm a Jedi Haha they'll never figure out my secret alias my brain has space aids
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Apr 24, 2019 14:47
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Maybe when they said Vader hunted down and killed like a million jedis, he was just going after random moisture farmers in lovely robes?
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Apr 24, 2019 14:48
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QuarkJets posted:anakin's mom is right there when they leave, she's not in chains they could have easily taken her with them. the gently caress is anyone going to do about it? Don't they have some device in them that blows up if they stray too far that Watto would have to deactivate, or did I totally image that. I haven't seen the films in forever
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Magnitogorsk. posted:Don't they have some device in them that blows up if they stray too far that Watto would have to deactivate, or did I totally image that. I haven't seen the films in forever They do indeed. Its intended as a parallel the droid restraining bolts.
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Apr 24, 2019 14:52
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Moola posted:What's up I'm old man Ben hiding out on Tatooine wearing the classic robes of the Jedi but I'm hiding that I'm a Jedi Its a loving desert 100 billion miles from anywhere relevant and hes an old garbageman who lives alone. Literally nobody cares who he is or what he does
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Apr 24, 2019 15:01
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Moola posted:What's up I'm old man Ben hiding out on Tatooine wearing the classic robes of the Jedi but I'm hiding that I'm a Jedi skasion posted:Its a loving desert 100 billion miles from anywhere relevant and hes an old garbageman who lives alone. Literally nobody cares who he is or what he does "My apprentice has gone mad with power after the death of his wife and is killing all the Jedi and his closest friends. When I go into hiding across this infinitely large galaxy of millions of worlds, and take his powerful child
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Apr 24, 2019 15:10
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Vader has no family left and he always hated Tatooine (why wouldn’t he). The only way he could ever confront Obi-wan there is if he were willing to face his past as Anakin Skywalker, which is something he can never do without renouncing the dark side.
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Big Beef City posted:"My apprentice has gone mad with power after the death of his wife and is killing all the Jedi and his closest friends. When I go into hiding across this infinitely large galaxy of millions of worlds, and take his powerful child "I hate sand." - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
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Apr 24, 2019 15:14
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Yeah living on tattoine is like the one not dumb decision the old man makes.
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Apr 24, 2019 15:16
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skasion posted:Vader has no family left and he always hated Tatooine (why wouldn’t he). The only way he could ever confront Obi-wan there is if he were willing to face his past as Anakin Skywalker, which is something he can never do without renouncing the dark side. You don't think that the fact that the ship Leia was on was headed to Tattooine, got shot down over Tattooine, shot a pod at Tattooine, required a special order from Vader to search Tattooine, rang any possible bells for Vader that maybe something was up with Tattooine, the planet where he was born e: it's still a loving dumb as poo poo place to go live on the planet the main bad guy was born and lived on when you have infinity-1 options elsewhere to choose from. I mean saying "well it's a good choice" is like saying it'd be a good choice to go set up camp in the ruins of the Jedi temple because hell they already blew that up, who'd be dumb enough to live there. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Apr 24, 2019 |
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Apr 24, 2019 15:21
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If you are escaping from an oppressive empire maybe going to a place full of outlaws and unaffiliated bandits isn't such a bad idea.
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Look I'm just saying, let's use a made up real world scenario. Let's say Saddam Hussein's son lived and the US wanted to find him. If years later he was discovered living in disguise under an assumed name in a hut in Borneo you'd think, 'Wow that's a decent spot to hide." If he was discovered living in an apartment next to the ruins of Saddam Hussein's palace, looking at it with binoculars every day, and going by 'Tom Hussein' while still wearing his army uniform, wouldn't you think maybe he could have come up with a better plan?
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Hiding in plain sight man. Ain't nobody gonna suspect Tom Hussein, he's just a local crazy. Borneo tho, that would get found out within weeks.
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Apr 24, 2019 15:34
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anyone else think Disney is going to end up killing star wars?
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Apr 24, 2019 15:40
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Lucas, its father, never accomplished this. What chance does the mouse have?
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Apr 24, 2019 15:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:What chance does the mouse have?  sixty billion dead
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naem posted:I am Luukeing forward to big Skywalker
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the jedi robes thing is kinda funny too cuz luke doesn't even wear them...ever? maybe at jabba's palace but its all black and he's actually back on tatooine lucas could have chosen anything, even no uniform at all, but had to fall back on nostalgia because he has no good ideas. maybe yoda's robes were designed to evoke old ben's? but they're not the same, certainly not uniform also, it always bothered me that luke is supposed to be some sort of really powerful jedi. i always figured, and if i remember correctly it was shown, that he was just some schlub. like, sure he could do jedi poo poo, but he's not some "master jedi"
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I just figured he wasn't trained that much but there is still a lot of raw talent or whatever. In 5 Vader goes "the force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet" and then wrecks him with minimal effort so yeah.
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Luke has a lot of raw potential but he’s not a great Jedi or even a Jedi at all (dying Yoda tells him he doesn’t count as one until he confronts Vader again) in the same sense as Obi-wan or Yoda are, only in a much looser sense. He’s the last remnant of their ancient religion, but transforms it and goes against it. He doesn’t know all their magic tricks or fancy sword fighting, because they don’t teach him those things — after all, they knew all those things themselves and yet totally failed to stop Vader and Sidious from annihilating their order. They try and focus more on giving him a less poisonous mindset towards his power than they gave Anakin, and it pretty much works better than they even realize, since he manages to win in the end without murdering his own dad. But yeah, the only time he ever defeats another Jedi or Sith in a fight is when he hulks out with dark side rage and cuts off Vader’s hand, and what it shows him in that case is “wow, maybe chopping people up with a sword isn’t how I want to spend my life”. You can take the prequels’ Jedi who are obsessed with chopping everyone up with swords and can’t understand why the dark side is clouding their vision as an addendum to this.
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ragedx posted:anyone else think Disney is going to end up killing star wars? they already gave a trilogy to the GoT writers
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Apr 24, 2019 18:04
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Cant wait for the force flashback to a young adult Luke set in a brothel
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Apr 24, 2019 18:08
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poisonpill posted:Cant wait for the force flashback to a young adult Luke set in a brothel Luke, use the Force, and cum
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Apr 24, 2019 18:36
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Force Choke that prostate, luuke
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Apr 24, 2019 19:25
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'stay on target...' 'i can't hold on!' *porkins cums* luke: 'nooooo!'
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Apr 24, 2019 19:27
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This movie better have men slave speedo outfits.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:34
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That shouldn't be too difficult, I used to bullseye cumshots back home on Splatooine.
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It’s the cock that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. I’ve outrun Imperial starcocks. Not the local bulk cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian cocks, now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.
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