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Bacontotem posted:This movie better have men slave speedo outfits. Poe will be sporting a golden mankini
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skasion posted:Its a loving desert 100 billion miles from anywhere relevant and hes an old garbageman who lives alone. Literally nobody cares who he is or what he does oh poo poo its old man Ben come to defend himself on his SA account!
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When you become one with The Force, you gain Internet access and $10. Obi-Wan chose poorly.
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The Kessel Run ain't the only thing that's 12 parsecs around here iykwim. mi'leks 
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but the parsec is a unit of distance, not t.... oh my
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hiding in plain sight man. Ain't nobody gonna suspect Tom Hussein, he's just a local crazy. Borneo tho, that would get found out within weeks. Tom Hussein? I wonder if she meant Old Uday? Bistromatic posted:
Dune gonna be the dopest. Disney gonna  skasion posted:Luke has a lot of raw potential but he’s not a great Jedi or even a Jedi at all (dying Yoda tells him he doesn’t count as one until he confronts Vader again) in the same sense as Obi-wan or Yoda are, only in a much looser sense. He’s the last remnant of their ancient religion, but transforms it and goes against it. He doesn’t know all their magic tricks or fancy sword fighting, because they don’t teach him those things — after all, they knew all those things themselves and yet totally failed to stop Vader and Sidious from annihilating their order. They try and focus more on giving him a less poisonous mindset towards his power than they gave Anakin, and it pretty much works better than they even realize, since he manages to win in the end without murdering his own dad. But yeah, the only time he ever defeats another Jedi or Sith in a fight is when he hulks out with dark side rage and cuts off Vader’s hand, and what it shows him in that case is “wow, maybe chopping people up with a sword isn’t how I want to spend my life”. You can take the prequels’ Jedi who are obsessed with chopping everyone up with swords and can’t understand why the dark side is clouding their vision as an addendum to this. Cool post.
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ragedx posted:anyone else think Disney is going to end up killing star wars? They've already started churning out star wars movies that lose money. Lots of money. Look into your heart.
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DancingShade posted:They've already started churning out star wars movies that lose money. Lots of money. It makes no difference what goons think of Star Wars, said Kathleen Kennedy. Star Wars endures.
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boar guy posted:they already gave a trilogy to the GoT writers The ultimate trilogy awaiting its ultimate practitioner.
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For everyone saying Disney is losing money on Star Wars, uhhhh... https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/30/six-years-after-buying-lucasfilm-disney-has-recouped-its-investment.html Key Takeaway: quote:Shares of Walt Disney are up 15.6 percent since last year and more than 127 percent since Disney purchased Lucasfilm six years ago today. Also, there will always be sadbrain people like Blue Story and her family who will blow thousands of dollars on plastic toys while their children languish.
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Vomik posted:The ultimate trilogy awaiting its ultimate practitioner. 
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Bogus Adventure posted:For everyone saying Disney is losing money on Star Wars, uhhhh... Uh theres this other media property they have going were weirdly each film makes more money than the last.
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Their PE ratio is also higher than it was in 2007 though.
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disney put all post-episode 9 star wars films on hiatus. this is something you do when your products are making money and well-received, yes.
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When a company is making money it’s because everything it has is making money. Chains only as strong as it’s weakest link after all!
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Quick reminder; stock price does not have anything to do with how much money a company is making nor does it accrue to the company in anyway
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I’m just so tired of all these Disney movies.
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Applewhite posted:I’m just so tired of all these Disney movies.
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:"I hate sand." - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones "The sand gets in everywhere, and I mean everywhere"
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Apr 25, 2019 05:37
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could really go for some smooth jizz right now, anyone know any good cantinas?
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Stop appropriating jizz culture.
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Martman posted:could really go for some smooth jizz right now, anyone know any good cantinas? It's like every cantina plays that these days. No matter where you go there's jizz everywhere!
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Apr 25, 2019 07:07
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do you think they call space weed "jizz cigarettes"
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Fister Roboto posted:do you think they call space weed "jizz cigarettes" On Coruscant they call those death sticks as a high end local brand but they're the exact same jizz cigarettes you can find anywhere in the galaxy.
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Apr 25, 2019 08:01
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Or you could smoke it through a special long pipe known as a "pole". Like they say, "If you really want to 'get jizz', smoke a pole!"
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Not going to see it but they need good bad guys. Sure why not bring back the emperor he's an evil cackling rear end in a top hat who loves the work.
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numberoneposter posted:Not going to see it but they need good bad guys. Sure why not bring back the emperor he's an evil cackling rear end in a top hat who loves the work. Thing is they also need good writers, good directors and good producers. Really short on all of those. Empty pantry and all that.
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KillerJunglist posted:It's like every cantina plays that these days. No matter where you go there's jizz everywhere! its because they don't have access to chris cunningham, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqDZLt0ZEc
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Magnitogorsk. posted:TLJ was ruined right out of the gates with that awful prank call gag that stretched on and on and on. That felt like something that belongs in an insurance commercial not the opening scene of a $300 million movie This is the moment that I turned to my girlfriend and said, "I have a bad feeling about this". Little did I know at the time that I just said the best line during the movie. Sorry to everyone that didn't see TLJ sitting within my whisper distance.
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DancingShade posted:Thing is they also need good writers, good directors and good producers. Some good original music also wouldn't hurt
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Tbh Williams’ scores have been the most disappointing thing about the sequels to me. The prequels have their problems, but their music is iconic and does a huge amount to lift them. The sequels haven’t introduced a single interesting theme.
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The theme that plays while Rey is scavenging is good and that's also the best scene from any of the new movies
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Who here in GBS star wars thred wanna watch a half-hour long analysis of some of the musical problems in the Disney films? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB4lULC87Oo it's me btw, I'm the one who would watch it, but I think it's a good analysis how the musical themes in the OT become meaningless slogans in the sequels. I noted this especially in Rogue One, where little jingles of "rebel music" played when some rebel ships hyperspaced in or whatever. Reminded me of the TIE Fighter games.
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DancingShade posted:On Coruscant they call those death sticks as a high end local brand but they're the exact same jizz cigarettes you can find anywhere in the galaxy. lol forever at "death sticks" drugs should be named something cool like..."death sticks" hmm, poo poo
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RaySmuckles posted:lol forever at "death sticks" Death sticks give you the death shits.
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Mooey Cow posted:Who here in GBS star wars thred wanna watch a half-hour long analysis of some of the musical problems in the Disney films? I didn't click the link and don't want to but instead imagined some star wars clips where instead of the music playing at certain times or when ships jump to light speed a fart noise plays or an air horn bleeps and laughed a little.
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Big Beef City posted:I didn't click the link and don't want to but instead imagined some star wars clips where instead of the music playing at certain times or when ships jump to light speed a fart noise plays or an air horn bleeps and laughed a little. “Fill-Um”
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waah posted:"Who wants me to shoot a proton torpedo in their exhaust port this evening right? Hiyoooo" Actually, Greedo shot his proton torpedo first 
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