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therobit posted:New thread title please. Seconding this. So the woman up there needs to call adult protection services or something about feces-eater. That dude is gonna die now, or go to another country and end up dead in a ditch after puking his own shut because a dog told him to. She should also drop her boyfriend. Don't trust a creature that licks its own rear end. Jesus people this is like a 500,000 year old rule.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:13 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 05:16 |
Yeah. A lot of the poo poo in this thread is hilarious but that one is just sad. I'm all about ripping on clueless lovely assholes but actual mental illness hits too close to home.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:14 |
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Wasn't a dog telling someone to do poo poo how Summer of Sam got started?
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:15 |
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It's a good thing he already owns a dog. "Hi, it's Gary from next door. I was wondering if I could ask your dog a few questions the next time he eats his own poo poo"
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:16 |
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I just don't think there's ever much but "wow" to say about the 6lack chat or whatever, there's not a lot of context even if it's real, and worse, it doesn't say r/relationships anymore
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:18 |
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Twelve Batmans posted:Wasn't a dog telling someone to do poo poo how Summer of Sam got started? I didn't take it to literally mean the dog is talking to him, I'm thinking he's watching to see what kind of literal poo poo the dog eats and assumes if the dog eats it then it's safe for him to eat. Which includes his own poo poo. Logic!
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:25 |
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My Fiancé Wants to Invite His Two Former Lovers to Our Weddingquote:Dear Prudence, quote:Lots of people are able to maintain platonic friendships with their exes, and I certainly don’t have an ironclad “Don’t invite anyone you’ve ever slept with to your wedding” policy. But this reads like a parody of a bad idea. You and your fiancé got engaged five months ago. Six months ago he was still in love with another woman (a woman he had been in love with for at least a decade and who cheated on her partner with him). It’s unclear to me whether he confessed these feelings to you and about her or whether he confessed to her first, got turned down, and then confessed/proposed to you afterward. Either way, I’m really glad the two of you won’t be getting married until 2020, because that gives you more than a year to spend in couples counseling together. You two need to go! A few important questions you should explore with your therapist: 1) Why did I, LW, accept a marriage proposal from someone who was in love with an ex a month before? 2) What do I believe changed in that month? 3) What kind of relationship does my fiancé plan on having with these two exes for the rest of his life? 4) Does that make me feel supported, valued, and as though I can trust him not to cheat on me? Good luck, and please don’t put down any deposits until after you’ve had your first few sessions.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:29 |
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quote:I'm not a runner, so I don't know if pooping your pants while marathon running is a normal thing to do. quote:I'm not a runner, so I don't know if pooping your pants while marathon running is a normal thing to do. quote:I'm not a runner, so I don't know if pooping your pants while marathon running is a normal thing to do.
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Cane Problemsquote:Dear Prudence, quote:You are not causing trouble. You are trying to do your job despite being harassed about your disability, and you have every reason to ask for help and support. Your co-worker grabbed your cane and accused you of faking your disability. Frankly, I’m not just worried about her children’s teasing. I’m worried that she’ll try to hurt you again. Don’t try to record them. It’s possibly illegal, could endanger your safety, and isn’t necessary, especially since you’ve already spoken to your manager about them in the past, and he offered you (some) support. Go back to your manager and tell him you’re prepared to bring this issue to HR and upper-level management because it hasn’t improved and is making it difficult for you to get your work done. Based on the fact that there’s already a company policy about not letting children in the office and that you’re protected under the Americans with Disabilities Act, you have an excellent foundation for getting things changed. It would be a shame if other colleagues weren’t able to bring their well-behaved kids to hang out in the lobby when they have trouble getting child care, but that’s not your problem to solve, and you shouldn’t force yourself to put up with painful, humiliating harassment on a regular basis.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:32 |
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Eating my own poo poo to own the enteritis
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:36 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:Funny dick pic story: at my job (porn site) we have the ability to send snapchat messages to thousands of horny men who think they're following real live attractive women and not accounts run by a script on a machine in our spare room. My old boss, whenever someone pissed him off or he just wanted to play a prank on a friend, would send out messages with his target's phone number. He called it "dickbotting" someone. He never did it to me but I saw it happen to other people and the non-stop cavalcade of dick pics would make your phone unusable for like a day. Just hundreds and hundreds of cocks coming at you every few seconds. Name your price, I’ve got some scores to settle.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:37 |
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Use your cane to whoop those little kids' asses. Every kid needs an rear end whoopin' from a mean old person with a cane at some point in their life. That's probably what's wrong with your co-worker; she never had a geezer lay a beating on her.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:39 |
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Look, the guy just wants to show how friendly he is to the 3rd world heathens by presenting them a poo poo-eating grin
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:39 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Cane Problems Outlaw people bringing their children to work. Allow dogs instead.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:40 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Look, the guy just wants to show how friendly he is to the 3rd world heathens by presenting them a poo poo-eating grin
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Twelve Batmans posted:Outlaw people bringing their children to work. Allow dogs instead. Dogs in the workplace are loving horrible gently caress that poo poo.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:42 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:Funny dick pic story: at my job (porn site) we have the ability to send snapchat messages to thousands of horny men who think they're following real live attractive women and not accounts run by a script on a machine in our spare room. My old boss, whenever someone pissed him off or he just wanted to play a prank on a friend, would send out messages with his target's phone number. He called it "dickbotting" someone. He never did it to me but I saw it happen to other people and the non-stop cavalcade of dick pics would make your phone unusable for like a day. Just hundreds and hundreds of cocks coming at you every few seconds. ok there's something else going on here other than just bipolar i showed this to my fiancee not realizing it was a bipolar story (she has bipolar 1) and she agreed that even at her most absolutely bat poo poo crazy she would probably take a step back and go "wait am i really about to eat poo because a dog told me it's safe" like it's reasonably likely that he's manic, but it's also reasonably likely that he's just an absolute idiot, and it's more likely than both that this is a completely fake story because it's totally loving absurd even given the parameters in it
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:47 |
Human Centipede: Ouroborous Edition.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:50 |
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bpd can cause psychosis
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:55 |
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Good morning, can I borrow a cup of dog poo poo?
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:57 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:like it's reasonably likely that he's manic, but it's also reasonably likely that he's just an absolute idiot, and it's more likely than both that this is a completely fake story because it's totally loving absurd even given the parameters in it His son just shrugging off his dad's newfound shiteating (and pantpooping) behavior is definately sketchy, as is OP's relative acceptance of this whole thing. It's either fake or these are absolute loving idiots who probably have experienced several situations already outlined in this thread.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:58 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:ok there's something else going on here other than just bipolar Eh, if you mix bipolar with early onset dementia I could absolutely see that kind of crazy emerging. Either way the dude needs serious help and the son just ignoring his dad is a huge red flag.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:59 |
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I guess I could sort of believe a bunch of idiots seeing that dogs eat poo poo all the time and think that it must be alright for people too. Dogs eat people food, why shouldn't people be able to eat dog food?
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:04 |
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There's no way he's running 50+ miles barefoot in two hours. There's no possible reason he'd need to. The poop stuff is just a poo poo cherry on the cake. It's gotta be a fetish combined with other mental illness. poo poo eating is 100% a mental illness 100% of the time though.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:29 |
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I guess today is when everyone shares their blighted birth name story WIBTA for changing my name passed down from generation to generation? quote:My dad's name is Bert. My grandfather is Bertram. My great grandfather is Bertrand. And the naming convention repeats ad infinitum. All sons in the family get the same name or a twist on the same name. My brother is Robert (which was controversial at the time), my uncle is Bart (likewise controversial). Those who deviate like these examples have got poo poo for it, but nothing too serious. This "tradition" has been going back at least a couple of centuries. Go forth and change your name to Bort
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:38 |
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Husband has been lying & paying for custom porn.quote:My husband (M,30) and I (F,26) have been together for 6 years, married for 4 of those come June. When we first started getting serious, I discovered one day that he was engaging in live cams - essentially watching women perform sex acts, some that he requested and paid money for. On top of this, he had an EXTENSIVE collection of porn. I was very hurt and brought it up to him. We were considering marriage at this point, and he was partaking in this stuff almost daily. We had a great sex life so I didn't understand. He called it an addiction and I told him that I could not marry a porn addict. He sold his hard drive full of porn, promised me that he wouldn't ever do this again, and we moved on. I think it's important to note that he has a fetish that can only be fulfilled with/by a pregnant woman. I was able to 'induce' this fetish after all this happened, and things were great for a while. While we were engaged, I got pregnant and we were ecstatic! I came to realize how deep his fetish was while I was pregnant - but I was getting basically worshiped and he treated me so well. Throughout the years, we've had a couple conversations about porn, and my attitude towards it has shifted. We've made a ton of videos of our own, and he's helped me restore some self confidence, which has made our sex life great. I also have friends in the sex industry and that helped shape my views a bit. Anytime I asked him how we was doing with his addiction, he said it was fine and he was feeling good.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:39 |
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What I want to know is, if the dog is teaching him about eating his poop, does that mean that the dog ate the man's poop. Actually nevermind I don't want to know.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:41 |
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DemoneeHo posted:I guess today is when everyone shares their blighted birth name story My wife's uncle has a similar family thing, where the first born male all get the same name. About a month after the newest family was born, the most senior person with the name found out that his mom cheated on his dad and his father that we was named after isn't actually his biological dad. The whole thing was hysterical. My wife's family also has a similar thing going, that we completely ignored and went our own way with names because the tradition is stupid, and nobody gave us poo poo for it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:45 |
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I(27F) am not excited about my wedding and it is hurting my fiance (26M)quote:A bit of history. We have known each other as frns since 6 years and have been together since 2. He's loving, caring, thoughtful and no words are there to describe how he is in bed. I was in a bad relationship before this and went to a lot of thinking about (pros cons), adjustments etc. Before entering this one. I was aware about the LITTLE adjustments i would have to make but it is all worth it. quote:Thanks for the advice. Thinking about the Happiness I get while he's there does improve things. No we aren't living together now.. quote:things that my mom is saying isn't helping. He's well settled. He is nearly perfect. She's saying this because he doesn't match with our cultural/intellectual values. Tythas fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Apr 25, 2019 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:His son just shrugging off his dad's newfound shiteating (and pantpooping) behavior is definately sketchy, as is OP's relative acceptance of this whole thing. LORD OF BOOTY posted:ok there's something else going on here other than just bipolar
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:50 |
Tythas posted:I(27F) am not excited about my wedding and it is hurting my fiance (26M) This just seems sad. Her family is being lovely and she has some reasonable anxiety about a major event. Just seems like she's overwhelmed. I thought this thread was to laugh at morons?
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:52 |
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The Fattest PI posted:There's no way he's running 50+ miles barefoot in two hours. There's no possible reason he'd need to. eta: Bert needs to change his name if he doesn't like it. Compromise by keeping Bert as a middle name, which is what all parents thinking of giving their kid a wacky name should do. My middle name is Wilfred, because my parents wanted to honour my great-grandfather, but didn't want me to get bullied for my name. Make it a middle name and the family is happy and the kid can choose to use it or not when they're older. Sunswipe fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Apr 25, 2019 |
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I 32M am dating 2 different women 21F, 26F and don't know how open to be about itquote:I started using Tinder about 6 months ago with varying success. I am divorced as of a year ago and have one infant son. I've met women for straight up sex, I've gone on dates with nothing happening, and I've skipped the dating and gone straight to friendships with some women. So I don't exclusively go on Tinder for the sex. But, I am not interested in a long term relationship right now and I'm up front about that when things turn towards dating. I also always tell women I am divorced with a child if we end up going for a second date. I usually do not bring it up before the first date but will if asked.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:59 |
"I'm having fun, but I don't want to be an rear end either." Too late fucko!
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:01 |
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He could just swap to Hubert and go as Hugh or Huey, making both sides happy at once. Or he could tell his family to gently caress themselves, because that is hands down the shittiest reason to disown someone I've ever heard.
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:01 |
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Sunswipe posted:Need doesn't even enter into it, there's no way he can. That would be running at the same speed as Usain Bolt doing the 100 meters for two hours. He'd be running two marathons back to back in about the same time as the world record for doing one. Maybe they should just take him to a track and get him to demonstrate this ability. Maybe all that poo poo eating gave him super running abilities, hmm?
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:01 |
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Tythas posted:I 32M am dating 2 different women 21F, 26F and don't know how open to be about it What a slimy piece of poo poo. "I've been open and honest about the few minor things I never felt like bringing up (like rawdogging another woman on the side)"
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# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:09 |
FoolyCharged posted:He could just swap to Hubert and go as Hugh or Huey, making both sides happy at once. Yeah but Hugh is on a similar level of lovely lame name as Bert.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Yeah but Hugh is on a similar level of lovely lame name as Bert. Hugh take that back!
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My (26M) fiance (25F) told me about her ex's "size" and I feel heartbrokenquote:My fiance and I have been together for 6 years but recently a discussion came up about ex partners, she revealed that her ex bofriend's "member" was larger than mine. Putting it simply: I'm 6, he is 9.
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