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I do not care about anyone save Tormund and Brienne because they must escape alive and repopulate Westeros with an army of giant gingers.
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Wallrod posted:Why doesn't bran warg into an ant and crawl up the night king's butthole and expand himself to immense size What are you, an idiot? How would Bram expand an ant? He is a warg, not a wizard.
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Apr 28, 2019 05:32
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He could just warg multiple ants idk.
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Apr 28, 2019 05:34
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Waltzing Along posted:Death poll time. Who do you think is going to die tomorrow. From most to least likely. Choose 5: Berric is 100% going to die tomorrow because he's been dead for literally ages in the books and I have no idea why they haven't killed him off like a season ago.
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Apr 28, 2019 05:43
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Waltzing Along posted:Death poll time. Who do you think is going to die tomorrow. From most to least likely. Choose 5: Spoilers supposedly say Jorah and Beric out of this list. Plus Pod and Gendry
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Apr 28, 2019 05:48
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PostNouveau posted:Oops, we wrote a scene where the character in the middle of his redemption arc rapes his sister. Our bad! That scene is from the books and entirely gurm's fault
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Apr 28, 2019 05:50
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Berric is 100% going to die tomorrow because he's been dead for literally ages in the books and I have no idea why they haven't killed him off like a season ago. Wasn't it just sort of mentioned that he died in the books? I don't think he got a cool death scene, grrm was just like "oh yeah that guy died for real by the way."
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Colonel Cancer posted:He could just warg multiple ants idk. He could make the ants carry nuggets of dragon glass up the night king's rear end.
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Apr 28, 2019 05:51
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:Wasn't it just sort of mentioned that he died in the books? I don't think he got a cool death scene, grrm was just like "oh yeah that guy died for real by the way." Long story short he died doing the same thing Thoros does to him every time he dies to Catelyn Stark after the Red Wedding and succeeds in bringing her back to life, but unlike Thoros it costs him his own life to do it. So in the books the Brotherhood is led by a half zombie Catelyn Stark who uses them to go around killing all the Freys and can't talk because her throat is still slit from the Red Wedding.
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Apr 28, 2019 05:54
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Yeah Beric gave Lady Stoneheart his resurrection energy so she's alive and he's dead. e: that ^
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Apr 28, 2019 05:54
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Apr 28, 2019 06:08
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Oh yeah, now I remember. I just remember being pissed that he got killed off so Catelyn could come back as a zombie. he was way cooler even though he was a fairly minor character.
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Apr 28, 2019 06:10
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Yeah better that the show kept the good actor alive than replaced him with a mute "zombie" On the other hand, keeping the extra zombie or not, being a good actor should not insulate you from death and that's why Ned's death was good When it was book based this used to be a show not afraid to kill off great actors. Now we're watching the X-Men by literally the same directors who are mentally incapable of imagining any of their characters dying or not having things magically work out for them in ways that overcome their stupidity. Lastly, lol tough choice: Waltzing Along posted:Death poll time. Who do you think is going to die tomorrow. From most to least likely. Choose 5:
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Apr 28, 2019 07:01
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Berric is 100% going to die tomorrow because he's been dead for literally ages in the books and I have no idea why they haven't killed him off like a season ago. the actor that plays him is really good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN039e4NGAw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTXvhUB7dNM
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Apr 28, 2019 07:05
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Waltzing Along posted:Death poll time. Who do you think is going to die tomorrow. From most to least likely. Choose 5: Everyone but Brienne. Also: Pod, the generic guys like that Knight of the Vale dude, Edd, Gilly, and my longshot bets: Varys and Davos.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:09
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everyone but Brienne. Varys dying would be bizarre. He's so inconsequential now.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:11
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Waltzing Along posted:Varys dying would be bizarre. He's so inconsequential now. He's in the crypt so he can die unceremoniously along with Gilly so the survivors (Tyrion and Samwise) can get a mourning scene to make their deaths try to seem meaningful. See also: whichever of Grey Worm/Missandei dies. One will so the other can try to make them seem like they were important.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:17
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TheManWithNoName posted:Everyone loyal to Dany will die, except Jon. She will go loving nuts and turn into the mad queen. I could see this because she doesn't really have any huge fan favorites in her camp except maybe Tyrion, who I would expect to live.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:21
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I'm hoping for some Thanos level poo poo. 1/2 of everyone dead.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:21
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Waltzing Along posted:Varys dying would be bizarre. He's so inconsequential now. I demand to know what he saw in the fire when the wizard burnt his junk before he dies
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Apr 28, 2019 07:23
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Who can we expect to live till the final episode: Jon - the whole story is about him so he'll last. Cersei - she's the main villain. Sam - gurm won't die (until he doens't finish the books) Arya & Sansa - cuz the writers are pussies Tyrion - biggest star I think everyone else is fair game.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:23
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Waltzing Along posted:Who can we expect to live till the final episode: GRRM hates the "hero's journey" (see: Ned Stark dying) so Jon and Dany dying are nearly certain, unless the show wimps out. I could see them killing Sansa because they already poo poo on her to be edgy with the Bolton rape poo poo. Cersei will be in the finale. No idea if she'll die or not, based on what's more "shocking" at that point. There's no reason to kill Samwise so it'll either be he lives or is killed for a really dumb reason. Arya is bullet proof because fans will riot. Tyrion might actually get a happy ending. I think they'll go that soft on him that he doesn't just live, he thrives.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:39
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Jon already died. Hahahha. I'm just saying finale, anyway. Once it's the last episode, anyone could die. But the title of the the series is literally a reference to Jon. It should end with him singing just to be really on the nose.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:41
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Singing or maybe sighing
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Apr 28, 2019 07:51
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To be clear, when I say Jon dies it's going to be him being the last to go down. He's not going to live into old age. He's just going to make it long enough to "win". Like for a hackney example: he'd survive all this mess including Dany dying, kill Night King, go to get revenge on Cersei, big dramatic scene of Jon heading to the throne room, he's poisoned by Qyburn, kills Qyburn, kills Cersei, climbs the stairs, sits on the throne, music swells, he dies, camera pulls out to a wide shot of King's Landing, tilts up to the sky, fade to black, then fade in and we see old man Tyrion in a log cabin writing the last chapter of his memoirs "A Song of Ice and Fire". Fade to black. Credits. Boom. Bullshit Hollywood ending with the hero dying.
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Apr 28, 2019 07:54
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That's roughly fifteen times more compelling than what we're gonna get.
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Apr 28, 2019 10:28
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Jon Dies at the End, Volume II (Season 5 was Volume I)
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:To be clear, when I say Jon dies it's going to be him being the last to go down. He's not going to live into old age. He's just going to make it long enough to "win". i can see it in my brain.....
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Apr 28, 2019 10:43
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the whole show will die in episode five. Episode six will be an hour of cutesy behind-the-scenes shots of the cast and crew joshing around and joking on set while "Here's to the Night" by Eve 6 plays on a loop
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Cowslips Warren posted:I do not care about anyone save Tormund and Brienne because they must escape alive and repopulate Westeros with an army of giant gingers. It still owns he's desperate to escape the friend zone with Brienne and thinks she's the hottest woman he's ever met. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn4gkwYc5g0
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I hope it's called The Great Culling because that's what it's going to be and I look forward to it. Am I the only one who assumes I don't even know if I need these tags but I'm trying to be polite but: all that fire is because of Melisandre and her crew showing up and lighting half the NK's army aflame or whatever? Or has that been confirmed somewhere? Because where the gently caress is she? Everyone else has teleportation powers but this witchy spooky chick doesn't?
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Apr 28, 2019 13:58
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I hope Varys lives to a ripe old age and dies in bed surrounded by his mermaid children and grandchildren
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Apr 28, 2019 13:59
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Bran gonna warg back in time multiple times and try to unfuck things, just like that terrible Xmen movie with Tyrion Lannister.
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Apr 28, 2019 14:06
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I honestly assumed Varys had hosed off somewhere since I don't remember when we last saw him.
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YaketySass posted:I honestly assumed Varys had hosed off somewhere since I don't remember when we last saw him. whenever he and tyrion and davos were trying to decide if they wanted to stud jon snow to dany or if they wanted to look elsewhere in their fantasy royal breeding spreadsheet.
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Apr 28, 2019 14:11
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What was the Varys mermaid theory based on again?
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A Strange Aeon posted:What was the Varys mermaid theory based on again? 
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A Strange Aeon posted:What was the Varys mermaid theory based on again? Him showing up in Westeros and then back on a boat heading to Westeros with Danny in like the next scene lol
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Honestly I sort of miss all those crazy fan theories that went around pre-show. Varys is a merman. Daario is Euron. Bran ate Jojen. Roose is the half-human immortal son of the Night King who impersonates people by stealing and wearing their skins. Especially because the real story turned out to be much less interesting in comparison
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