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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Kennel posted:

Watching pro wrestling really helped my English comprehension, so watch Lucha Libre, kids.

Hope you guys like the intro riff to Jump! by Van Halen

(Unless they aren't using that anymore :( )

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Halloween Jack posted:

Get on my level; I've been practicing my Italian by watching Salo.

Do you know Spanish? If you don't and you learn Italian then you will practically know Spanish.

The manager of that pizza place I mentioned before is 100% Italian and didn't even speak English as a child even though he was born here. However, since he was fluent in Italian, he said he was easily able to pick up Spanish because they were so similar. Obviously there are some difference and it was probably a little easier for him since he was constantly around Spanish speaking people in the kitchen, but I always thought it was pretty impressive.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

wizzardstaff posted:

To make this even easier, there's a Chrome extension that will recommend foreign language movies on Netflix and automatically pause them after every change in the captions so you can repeat the phrases you see.

no I will not be giving the name of the extension because I forgot it

that's cool as poo poo and i am going to try and find it

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
my foreign language story is helping an old chinese lady figure out the bus schedule and route she wanted and showing her to the right stop in downtown kirkland at like 9pm at night one time via google translate ping pong on my phone. i was super racist and used japanese at first like the ignorant american dipshit i am but i did feel ashamed about it :patriot:

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Kitfox88 posted:

my foreign language story is helping an old chinese lady figure out the bus schedule and route she wanted and showing her to the right stop in downtown kirkland at like 9pm at night one time via google translate ping pong on my phone. i was super racist and used japanese at first like the ignorant american dipshit i am but i did feel ashamed about it :patriot:

I'm not sure that trying to be genuinely helpful and making an honest mistake with no ill intention on your part is a reason to be ashamed. If you are trying to help someone and they don't speak a language you speak and you make a guess about what language they speak based on how they look and you're wrong, that hardly seems like "racism".

I mean if that truly is a "racism" then racism is hardly a useful term at all and means something so broad and common as to be worthless.

I was in Ecuador and saw a person who appeared caucasian to me, in an English language bookstore, and I spoke them in English before Spanish. They were actually a native Ecuadorean and spoke only Spanish. I feel no shame nor remorse and do not construe this as a "racism".

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Halloween Jack posted:

Get on my level; I've been practicing my Italian by watching Salo.

I lived in Italy for around five years, learned the language and then scratch my head watching Gomorrah. My Eye-tie friends find it hard to understand the Neapolitan dialects as well.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
In Munich someone once assumed I was Spanish (or Italian) for some reason and spoke to me as such.

I also remember at the airport waiting to go to Cyprus from Munich, and the Cypriots were showing up and all greeting each-other even if they didn't know eachother (small place), then I saw this dude basically doing the Key & Peele Obama meet and greet at to me, like where Obama-Peele sees Key and has to be told if he's part black after just sort of freezing.

Like I was Mediterranean looking enough to be a Maybe, but pale enough to be a Maybe Not. So the dude was just calculating me up and down whether to come over and go all YASSOU KUMBAREI. Apparently I was too white looking and did not pass the test.
Thanks MOM.

Grape has issued a correction as of 03:45 on Apr 30, 2019

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

FMguru posted:



That's right, doll face...churn that butter for me.

It's like a pioneer porn shop in here.

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

TMMadman posted:

Do you know Spanish? If you don't and you learn Italian then you will practically know Spanish.

The manager of that pizza place I mentioned before is 100% Italian and didn't even speak English as a child even though he was born here. However, since he was fluent in Italian, he said he was easily able to pick up Spanish because they were so similar. Obviously there are some difference and it was probably a little easier for him since he was constantly around Spanish speaking people in the kitchen, but I always thought it was pretty impressive.

When I was TDY in Italy for Operation bomb the sit out of Kosovo to distract from the president sticking cigars in his intern's vag, we had a Puerto Rican dude who did all our translating for us. He took us all to a really seedy strip club so that was pretty cool when I was 20.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1122957226833006600

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

holy poo poo....nearly $12 billion in THREE MONTHS? :monocle:

that is definitely some good self-ownage

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mr Interweb posted:

holy poo poo....nearly $12 billion in THREE MONTHS? :monocle:

that is definitely some good self-ownage

No, it's annualized. And we don't know if that is 10% or 50% or 1%. It's actually quite a poo poo of an article.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

pseudanonymous posted:

No, it's annualized. And we don't know if that is 10% or 50% or 1%. It's actually quite a poo poo of an article.
Axios, lol.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Eat This Glob posted:

that's cool as poo poo and i am going to try and find it

Plz let us know if you manage to wrangle it.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

pseudanonymous posted:

No, it's annualized. And we don't know if that is 10% or 50% or 1%. It's actually quite a poo poo of an article.

Lol it's apparently 20%

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ikanreed posted:

Lol it's apparently 20%

lol owned.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Eat This Glob posted:

that's cool as poo poo and i am going to try and find it

I went back and looked up the name, it's called Language Learning With Netflix.

I haven't actually used it myself but it's a cool concept.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Samovar posted:

Plz let us know if you manage to wrangle it.

can do!

wizzardstaff posted:

I went back and looked up the name, it's called Language Learning With Netflix.

I haven't actually used it myself but it's a cool concept.

wrangled it! thank you, wizardstaff! i forgot to look when i got home last night

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer
I learned French, Latin and Ancient Greek at school, then never needed to speak any other language except English for the next fifteen years. Eventually I moved to Paris and realised that I couldn't remember poo poo from my old language lessons so I basically had to learn it again. Then I moved to Germany and had no clue how to speak German at all when I arrived. When I moved to Spain, I just pretended that everything was in French and figured it out that way - if I was stuck for a Spanish word, I used the French one and just conjugated it like Spanish and I was usually close enough. Then I moved to Ukraine and had to learn Russian, which was a headfuck and a half. After that I ended up in Slovakia, where I discovered that Slovak is basically Russian with a Latin alphabet. Now I'm in Thailand and having to learn my 6th language in 15 years. Learning Latin and Greek absolutely helped with all of those because (in the UK at least) classical languages are taught mostly as 'this is how languages are constructed', rather than 'here's how to ask directions to the airport in Mediolanum.'

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



FAARRRRRM LIVIN IS THE LIFE FOR ME

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
at one point i wanted to be a farmer because there was a time where you could get some boss rear end grants from the government and could basically automate almost everything and sit around all day jacking off but lol in 2016 every farmer decided to self own in the voting booth and now our argi is going to be crippled

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Blast of Confetti posted:

at one point i wanted to be a farmer because there was a time where you could get some boss rear end grants from the government and could basically automate almost everything and sit around all day jacking off but lol in 2016 every farmer decided to self own in the voting booth and now our argi is going to be crippled

Farming is one of those things where there's definitely money to be made in it, but most of the money to be made is being made by huge corporations. Individual farmers are basically just running out the clock, and most of them would be better off, economically speaking, selling the land and investing the proceeds. That being said there are still some supreme grifters making tons of money owning land on which they do not grow alfalfa.

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Shaffness posted:

It's like a pioneer porn shop in here.

I understand and appreciate this reference.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

pseudanonymous posted:

Farming is one of those things where there's definitely money to be made in it, but most of the money to be made is being made by huge corporations. Individual farmers are basically just running out the clock, and most of them would be better off, economically speaking, selling the land and investing the proceeds. That being said there are still some supreme grifters making tons of money owning land on which they do not grow alfalfa.

ANF baby MAGA

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Helen Highwater posted:

I learned French, Latin and Ancient Greek at school, then never needed to speak any other language except English for the next fifteen years. Eventually I moved to Paris and realised that I couldn't remember poo poo from my old language lessons so I basically had to learn it again. Then I moved to Germany and had no clue how to speak German at all when I arrived. When I moved to Spain, I just pretended that everything was in French and figured it out that way - if I was stuck for a Spanish word, I used the French one and just conjugated it like Spanish and I was usually close enough. Then I moved to Ukraine and had to learn Russian, which was a headfuck and a half. After that I ended up in Slovakia, where I discovered that Slovak is basically Russian with a Latin alphabet. Now I'm in Thailand and having to learn my 6th language in 15 years. Learning Latin and Greek absolutely helped with all of those because (in the UK at least) classical languages are taught mostly as 'this is how languages are constructed', rather than 'here's how to ask directions to the airport in Mediolanum.'

So hows life at the cia treating you

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Fumaofthelake posted:

I understand and appreciate this reference.

*pats and kisses your head then lays a twenty on the pillow next to you*

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

Dr.Caligari posted:

So hows life at the cia treating you

The CIA would put me in language school to learn those languages well before I landed in the relevant country. I had to figure them out myself by speaking like a toddler for a year or so for each.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Helen Highwater posted:

The CIA would put me in language school to learn those languages well before I landed in the relevant country. I had to figure them out myself by speaking like a toddler for a year or so for each.

just makes your cover story as a bumbling american more plausible

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I was under the impression that we were all spies and have been using this thread to post mission updates in plain speech code

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Epic High Five posted:

I was under the impression that we were all spies and have been using this thread to post mission updates in plain speech code

I can't be a spy. It's too hot for trench coats all year here and so even if I could be bothered to wear one I'd stand out too much.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



jobson groeth posted:

I can't be a spy. It's too hot for trench coats all year here and so even if I could be bothered to wear one I'd stand out too much.

That's exactly what a spy would say

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
mesh trench coats are the future

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

I was under the impression that we were all spies and have been using this thread to post mission updates in plain speech code

Do we TRUCK, or do we gently caress?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

mesh trench coats are the future

Not sure that anyone can pull this look off

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zeroisanumber posted:

Do we TRUCK, or do we gently caress?

The caged whale knows nothing of the mighty deeps

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

jobson groeth posted:

Not sure that anyone can pull this look off



that's just because he doesn't have the matching mesh fedora

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Thats a gown, just call it a gown.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Epic High Five posted:

The caged whale knows nothing of the mighty deeps

The coop is empty, for the sheep are waking up. *meaningful look, adjusts hat*

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

jobson groeth posted:

Not sure that anyone can pull this look off



this looks like something you'd see in some lovely cyberpunk themed porn

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Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

pseudanonymous posted:

Farming is one of those things where there's definitely money to be made in it, but most of the money to be made is being made by huge corporations. Individual farmers are basically just running out the clock, and most of them would be better off, economically speaking, selling the land and investing the proceeds. That being said there are still some supreme grifters making tons of money owning land on which they do not grow alfalfa.

this analysis does assume a buy-in into pure capitalism that is actually pretty rare though. got to do something with ones life too.

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