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precision posted:Money Nah most of these people don't get any money they just love attention in any form, it's the whole basis of social media.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 16:34 |
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Z. Autobahn posted:The dumbest thing about those spoilers, if true, is they mean the entire Essos arc was an utter and total waste. All that “I need to learn to be a good Queen” stuff, the entire, what, 2 seasons in Mereen, everything learned and then she’s just the Mad Queen from day loving one? That's actually the most Gurmlike thing possible
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 16:48 |
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the essos arc was always going to be a waste of time
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 16:50 |
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Thom12255 posted:Nah most of these people don't get any money they just love attention in any form, it's the whole basis of social media. A vague hope of fame and money.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:05 |
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A Dream of Clicks
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:09 |
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Sky Shadowing posted:I think the point now is we're in the GoT equivalent of the Scouring of the Shire, a part of LotR that GRRM has outright said he finds brilliant. Oh my gosh winds of winter was going to be the climax and a dream of spring was going to be the scouring/denouement
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:18 |
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Gorn Myson posted:At this point what actually happens in the finale is completely unimportant because the show already jettisoned the things that made it so engaging in the first four seasons. Its pure spectacle now. It'll be completely nonsense, the dialogue will be terrible and the big moments will probably land flat because the build up is so poor, but it'll also be very dramatic, it'll have something that makes you go "holy poo poo" (for good or bad) and you'll probably get a bunch of amazing shots in there too. Yup. A lot of the spoilers I read are really not bad ideas in the abstract, but the way we've gotten here has been so ridiculous and I really have no confidence in them landing the plane.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:25 |
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So are we ever gonna find out where the Night King came from? Was the "Night's King" who was Lord Commander ever mentioned in the show? I was hoping we'd get some closure or backstory beyond generic evil bad guy before he blew up.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:30 |
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COOL CORN posted:So are we ever gonna find out where the Night King came from? Was the "Night's King" who was Lord Commander ever mentioned in the show? I was hoping we'd get some closure or backstory beyond generic evil bad guy before he blew up. No
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:30 |
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COOL CORN posted:So are we ever gonna find out where the Night King came from? Was the "Night's King" who was Lord Commander ever mentioned in the show? I was hoping we'd get some closure or backstory beyond generic evil bad guy before he blew up. They already showed us in s6 that he was a human the COTF transformed into the NK to save them from the First Men and it backfired and he tried to kill them too. The White Walkers don't have any depth to them, they're just a weapon that the COTF lost control of.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:36 |
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COOL CORN posted:So are we ever gonna find out where the Night King came from? Was the "Night's King" who was Lord Commander ever mentioned in the show? I was hoping we'd get some closure or backstory beyond generic evil bad guy before he blew up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMZ9y4jahHs
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:37 |
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Honestly wondering how the long night wasn't the end of the world regarding that. Assuming the night king was around then and did his business including giant spiders as mounts for zombies, how the gently caress did they survive and built the wall? We saw now that the night king technically is easy to kill, obviously that didn't happen back then (unless it's some reincarnation thing, which would be hilarious for the forest guys to do) and at the same time we saw his army taking over a fortified castle with an army of 50 000 men and two dragons defending it. He did that in the first attack ever, had no real trouble doing so and obliterated everyone around quite easily, all in less than one night. Which is obvious given the motherfucker had so many men in his army that they charged with like four zombies stacked on each other in the first wave. How did they defeat him and banish him to the north, so they could build the wall, without killing him?
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:43 |
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that will be explored in hbo's prequel show. make sure to renew your subscription.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:48 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Honestly wondering how the long night wasn't the end of the world regarding that. Assuming the night king was around then and did his business including giant spiders as mounts for zombies, how the gently caress did they survive and built the wall? Literally "a wizard did it"
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:49 |
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Nail Rat posted:Literally "a wizard did it" Ya I just assumed that magic was way more potent and prevalent back then seeing as they could build that giant loving wall. They probably had hundreds of wizards throwing fireballs and poo poo. Everyone else would get the CotF magic grenades and probably chuck them too.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:54 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Honestly wondering how the long night wasn't the end of the world regarding that. Assuming the night king was around then and did his business including giant spiders as mounts for zombies, how the gently caress did they survive and built the wall? Literally:
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:54 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Honestly wondering how the long night wasn't the end of the world regarding that. Assuming the night king was around then and did his business including giant spiders as mounts for zombies, how the gently caress did they survive and built the wall? I think there was a peace treaty and the Others built the wall as a line for the humans to stay south of, but now I can't remember if that's from the books or from some Preston Jacobs video.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 17:57 |
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Last year when I toxxed about the fake spoilers (btw I TOXXED on those fake spoilers. Admins) people said I was an idiot for believing such 'stupid spoilers' and tbh, yes, I am an idiot sure but just like I argued back then "too stupid" is not a thing in this show. Everything about those fake spoilers was less stupid than what we got.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:01 |
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I remember when the Sand Snakes dialogue leaked and people were convinced it was fake
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:02 |
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Oh right, there's a prequel coming for that. Wonder how that'll work out.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:04 |
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TheAardvark posted:I remember thinking for ages about how it'd be interesting to see some aftermath of tens of thousands of Dothraki living on Westeros. the writers have completely abandoned, or forgotten, that things like demographics and physical distance exist in a medieval world. I don't think they even know how the average Westerosi deals with living in Westeros at this point since it's been so long since they even alluded to the day-to-day life of the peasantry beyond Sansa having everyone steal their grain it would be extremely cool if they went back to acknowledging the possibility of cultural distinctiveness being a problem, but for the past like 30 hours of the show the Dothraki have just been smoldering with generic rage and looking handsome behind Dany
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:39 |
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Goons Are Great posted:How did they defeat him and banish him to the north, so they could build the wall, without killing him? They probably had an army stacked with dragons, dragon glass and Valyrian steel. Plus maybe more flame weapons. Also, the NK had thousands of years to hone his battle tactics. Maybe he was trying to solo Westeros back then, overextended himself and drew the Lord of the Light's avatar into battle, then retreated and made lieutenants later on hiding up north licking his wounds. Or maybe he was actually killed back then and it just takes a really long time for a WW baby to grow up. The new NK has already been born, we saw that in show with the baby that was turned, and it will be several thousands of years before this new one is a real threat. Turns out the lieutenants were just for show (not real WW) and made in the traditional manner, while anyone turned at the rock garden in the heart of winter doesn't go poof when a WW is killed.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 18:58 |
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But how tough could the avatar of the lord of Light be if he couldn't do what a well trained teenager was able to do with a weapon made of an insanely common mineral
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:13 |
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Hotpie kills Cercei with an exploding pie that he made for the battle. but don't tell anyone, I signed an NDA. It's a secret
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:14 |
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Mizaq posted:They probably had an army stacked with dragons, dragon glass and Valyrian steel. Plus maybe more flame weapons. Also, the NK had thousands of years to hone his battle tactics. Maybe he was trying to solo Westeros back then, overextended himself and drew the Lord of the Light's avatar into battle, then retreated and made lieutenants later on hiding up north licking his wounds. Did they have dragons back then in Westeros? I don't think any Valyrians gave a gently caress about Westeros at the time. Dragonstone, if it was even established 4000 years ago, was their westernmost outpost Like someone said earlier, literally a wizard did it.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:14 |
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PostNouveau posted:I think there was a peace treaty and the Others built the wall as a line for the humans to stay south of, but now I can't remember if that's from the books or from some Preston Jacobs video. As far as I know it was a popular fan theory in the books, where the Others are more otherworldly and maybe not just a weapon made by the children of the forest. And it was largely based on the fact that the first men made pacts with the children of the forest and then broke them, because humans live short lives and forgot the old pacts.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:18 |
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Opferwurst posted:Hotpie kills Cercei with an exploding pie that he made for the battle. but don't tell anyone, I signed an NDA. It's a secret What kind of pie? Sweet? Savory? Lemony?
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:20 |
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Opferwurst posted:Hotpie kills Cercei with an exploding pie that he made for the battle. but don't tell anyone, I signed an NDA. It's a secret Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:29 |
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Atreiden posted:As far as I know it was a popular fan theory in the books, where the Others are more otherworldly and maybe not just a weapon made by the children of the forest. And it was largely based on the fact that the first men made pacts with the children of the forest and then broke them, because humans live short lives and forgot the old pacts. Yeah that's right. There were theories that Jon would end up forced into marriage with a female White Walker to cement a new peace treaty like some Stark supposedly did thousands of years ago.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:36 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Oh right, there's a prequel coming for that. Wonder how that'll work out. Didn't they cancel that?
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:54 |
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PostNouveau posted:I think there was a peace treaty and the Others built the wall as a line for the humans to stay south of, but now I can't remember if that's from the books or from some Preston Jacobs video. The 'pact' was between the first men and the children of the forest, PJ speculates (based on the timeline) that this was after the children already created the others but before the Long Night. There aren't too many hints as to the events that led to the building of the wall, allegedly we know that Azor Ahai met with the others along with his 13 companions and that this somehow ended the war, PJ points out that it is unlikely that Azor Ahai\The Last Hero actually defeated the walkers and thus alleges that a diplomatic compromise was reached.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 19:59 |
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Ancient magic raised the wall and made it impassable for the wights. If anything, it was probably much easier to defeat the Others back then. On the other hand, all the dates and tales are unreliable and hosed up so who knows what really happened the first time around. It's all just old testament stories and gree epic poems, but even more unreliable
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 20:00 |
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seems like a lot of fan fiction being made here about my main man mr notalk mcbluedick.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 20:09 |
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kater posted:seems like a lot of fan fiction being made here about my main man mr notalk mcbluedick. Excuse me, his dick would be black
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:10 |
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I can't wait for arya to kill cersei and the show to be over. Why did arya get to do everything important?
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:31 |
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Tenzarin posted:I can't wait for arya to kill cersei and the show to be over. Why did arya get to do everything important? "Because Jon was too predictable, he always saves the day" - An actual quote by the showrunner of the world's most popular titty dragon show.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:32 |
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When has Jon ever saved the day, he's a buffoon who gets bailed out over and over (at great expense) and makes his disgruntled face.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:35 |
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The more I think about it, the more I wish Theon had been the one to do it. It would have even further solidified his redemption and he still could have succumbed to his injuries. Arya getting the jump on him but Theon mustering the strength to deal final blow woulda been l i t. Having it be a character whose story has had 0 to do with the North for several seasons, and 0 to do with Westeros at all really, just felt so loving stupid. e: esp since they dropped arya's warging and most of her turmoil over not being able to forget being arya stark. it just falls so flat because she feels so much more disconnected than she even is in the books.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:38 |
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Based on some theories it was my understanding that the Others weren't a weapon in the beginning but were some ancient evil from beyond, possibly being the result of some ice god in contrast to the lord of light, who on his hand had dragons, because you know, fire formed into flesh who hatch from a moon that came too close to the sun or something. That would at least explain why those two things are so incompatible with each other. This ancient evil then was made into a weapon by the children of the forest by converting a human into the night king, who then rallied together the existing Others and formed the then-weapon against the first men, which kinda backfired because the walkers aren't just a weapon but also some ancient evil and won't serve anyone but their whatever master. However the show pretty explicitly says that forest nerds "created" the white walkers, in which case they were just a weapon gone wild and Arya just fixed an anciently old problem with a dagger in one scene. So who knows. I honestly doubt GRRM actually has a clear thought on it currently, D&D or Dave "the Dave" Hill even less, as they probably don't know there even are any books at all.
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# ? Apr 30, 2019 21:41 |
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esperterra posted:The more I think about it, the more I wish Theon had been the one to do it. It would have even further solidified his redemption and he still could have succumbed to his injuries. Arya getting the jump on him but Theon mustering the strength to deal final blow woulda been l i t. I like how you think.
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