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"Who likes toning up their thighs (with) isometric exercise? We dooooo, we doooooo."
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Jerry Cotton posted:Now I love the Sanic movie. The trailer legit starts with "gotta go fast," this was always a sanic movie
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Somfin posted:The trailer legit starts with "gotta go fast," this was always a sanic movie I was actually so happy to hear that they'd put that in
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Lunatic Sledge posted:is detective pikachu a "mature", self-serious "epic", because it's about a pikachu who is a detective voiced by ryan reynolds and based on trailers it takes a fat poo poo on sonic the hedgehog the pikachu looks like a cat's nutsack. meanwhile sonic has the proportions of a kid with progeria in a badly rendered fursuit seriously how did we get worse at CGI fur in the past 5 years QuickbreathFinisher has a new favorite as of 08:12 on May 1, 2019 |
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May 1, 2019 08:13
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the pokemon textures are weird, but I appreciate that they kept the basic designs the same like, you could do "Who's That Pokemon" with the silhouettes halfway through the film and the gimmick holds up the mistake that keeps getting made with sonic (or ninja turtles, or--) is contorting the basic structure of the characters into something off-puttingly similar yet definitely wrong see also: that shop of the michael bay ninja turtles, but with the OG turtle noses somehow fixing most of the problem 
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May 1, 2019 08:38
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I just, really, cannot give even the slightest poo poo about how sonic looks. He is a bipedal blue hedgehog, in a movie made for kids. If you care about this you've got brain problems.
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May 1, 2019 08:48
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Son of Rodney posted:I just, really, cannot give even the slightest poo poo about how sonic looks. He is a bipedal blue hedgehog, in a movie made for kids. If you care about this you've got brain problems. Is funny to laugh at the weird gremlin, hth
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May 1, 2019 08:54
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Son of Rodney posted:I just, really, cannot give even the slightest poo poo about how sonic looks. He is a bipedal blue hedgehog, in a movie made for kids. If you care about this you've got brain problems. It looks really dumb but cost a fortune so it's fun to make fun of, just like Ghostbusters or Justice League. Serious opinions are cursed and dumber and more fun to make fun of. Pee on the poop, dude. It's a gas.
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May 1, 2019 08:56
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oldpainless posted:Does sonic still have his trademark attitude? https://twitter.com/sonicscanf/status/1123321422556934151
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May 1, 2019 09:25
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oldpainless posted:Does sonic still have his trademark attitude? he does gotta go fast, but I saw zero chili dogs in the trailer and that's, no good
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May 1, 2019 09:26
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I mean it does look poo poo and all but at least he says "gotta go fast" int he trailer lmao no really he says that
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Actually I think you'll find those babies had all been vaccinated so really he was saving them from a lifetime of autism
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The trailer makes me think they finished most of the movie and saw the trailer for detective Pikachu and dropped everything to try to make it more like detective Pikachu.
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The Bloop posted:No it's because Sonic is so off model it's insane. If he was shaped more like the hasty photoshop on the right, no one would do more than roll their eyes Now make it Sonichu.
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Are his arms the right color though?? (I don't remember which color was right, only that this was very important)
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The arm color is less important than not having any goddamn gloves. Like he just seems naked right now.
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sanc the hedge gotta go fast cause he lookin for that clussy
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Just Offscreen posted:The arm color is less important than not having any goddamn gloves. Like he just seems naked right now. No glove, no love.
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MizPiz posted:It comes from the fact that "mature", self-serious "epics" that let people pretend overproduced kids' movies are intellectually and emotionally enriching are the most critically and financially successful movies being released today lol imagine being this mad about superhero movies content: 
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Moon Slayer posted:lol imagine being this mad about superhero movies He comes by it honest
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Why are you so judgmental Jurgen??
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So that's what it's like to have an autistic son.
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Sestze posted:Dr Robotnik Says You're Basic. Since it looks like they're going with "Robotnik morphs from hipster to Eggman as the movie progresses," it also feels like they should have done the same thing with the personality. Started him out as your typical "obsessed with work over all else and hard to work with" movie scientist, then had him gradually do more and more of the Ace Ventura stuff as he breaks down. That, and the obvious "have Sonic be on model, dear God what the Hell is that uncanny thing" fix.
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I would totally watch a Sonic the Hedgehog movie directed by Werner Herzog.
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teethgrinder posted:I don't think backup generators are immune from EMPs... drat maybe it is I being owned here. I honestly don't know about that but to further dig a hole on the topic I do know you could ambubag any neonates needing respiratory support and titrate any IV meds with good old gravity.
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teethgrinder posted:I don't think backup generators are immune from EMPs... If it’s pure mechanical it would be.
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Memento posted:Also, an EMP kills all electronics, so even if you've got backup diesel generators with mechnical fuel pumps, a NICU has a lot of stuff in it that will be completely fried. Not just the NICU either. Throughout the hospitals, nursing homes, and at home care have people using respirators and whatnot. All the ambulances. Gonna need FEMA to deal with the devastation caused by this hedgehog.
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