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703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

i am not british, don't watch a anime and don't know what a tif is but i still lol'd

edit okay i know what a TERF is now, lol

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


:laffo:

https://twitter.com/AshKSkeet/status/1123675084605014016

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

TMMadman posted:

I hope they really get recreational weed set up before the end of this year (I think that's when it might be done), so that I can drive about 2 hours from Chicago and just get weed there.

you'll probably have to go to kzoo for a while since every city without a college has had dispensary storefronts banned for a decade.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:lol: I knew that dude looked familiar

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
The Nationals just lost on Navy Night.

They did not remember sailor.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Der Meister posted:

this is when I knew

possibly the worst 9/11 of all time

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Lastgirl posted:

ɗơηƌℓɗ ⍭ꭱ⊔ᨓφ ⟟ی ƌ φ⟟⋲ᘓ⋲ ơⴥ یꔠ⟟⍭

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Lawman 0 posted:

"How could Rudy do this to me?"

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
lmao

quote:

Goldstein vaguely described his “baby’s” early years, claiming he first concocted this formula in 2004 for some bodybuilder friends who were sick of injectable steroids. He said the opportunity to provide the world with Somaderm was the “biggest gift” he had ever received.

hahahaha

oh man.

quote:

On NUL’s website, Stevo read that Somaderm contains a “homeopathic” dilution of Somatropin, a synthetic form of HGH, as well as 18 “inactive” botanical ingredients, including licorice root and epimedium, also known as horny goat weed.

horny goat weed right to ur skin

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Pancakes posted:

The Nationals just lost on Navy Night.

They did not remember sailor.

they are not playing good baseball right now and coaching is mal

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Admiral Ray posted:

lmao


hahahaha

oh man.


horny goat weed right to ur skin

https://twitter.com/Snow_Radish/status/1123389950584610816

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
secret ingredients are pot and goat cum, otherwise known as gum

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pancakes posted:

The Nationals just lost on Navy Night.

They did not remember sailor.

that guy in guaido's posse must be disappointed

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lemme guess hillary just talks about herself instead of ICE killing kids

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

703 posted:

they are not playing good baseball right now and coaching is mal

They're playing the team with the best record in the NL, to be fair. :whatup:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Pancakes posted:

They're playing the team with the best record in the NL, to be fair. :whatup:

I'm not going to look but i'm sure that's a chicago reference ( :) ), but

https://twitter.com/Britt_Ghiroli/status/1123771677618450432

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

That Girl 2020

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

love to heat exhaustion on a sunny september morning

like what the gently caress is even going on here? did she get the polio? her legs look like cooked spaghetti

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

triple sulk posted:

canes gonna go to the finals baby

man, gently caress carolina, that place deserves no happiness

same with dallas

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






i wonder what matthew calamari is up to rn

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dead Beef posted:

lol just order weed from your phone like an adult

i get all my weed from A Big Fuckin Hornet's mom too tho

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

haljordan posted:

i wonder what matthew calamari is up to rn

he's walkin' ovah 'ere

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
whats this bullshit anime song i have stuck in my head now

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

thanx you,, i was looking for this

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:five:

i love this thread

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

703 posted:

I'm not going to look but i'm sure that's a chicago reference ( :) ), but

https://twitter.com/Britt_Ghiroli/status/1123771677618450432

How dare you? Cardsposting for life.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Lol, how did she win the popular vote? What a country of idiots.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





loving kill me

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Lastgirl posted:

lets talk about why badass good lookin rich guys dont have girlfriens, like me.

why is it that girls will date a guy that has half my wallet half my dick half my car half my bank half my personality half my looks half my wardrobe half my sexual prowess but they'll pass up a guy like me whos fun good lookin interestin edgy educated and wants to be a dad.

lets talk about that. i think its somethin as u get older u understand its a compliment why a guy like me is single. an i look around and guys have big rear end bellies or you kno buy all their shoes at Kmart have girlfriends. why do they have girlfrends

why dont *I* or lets say what is another good lookin bodybuildr or a good lookin rich guy or a young guy that is in GREAT shape and likes to take care of himself an gel his hair.

whatever it is if you look too good and u got it goin on women are motherfakken hatin cunts

they dont like to see you ball

they dont like to see you succeed

they dont like you lookin better then them

they dont like you havin the upperhand

they dont like you bein...confident in youre self an bein able to pickup an move on

they dont want you bein desirable

because thats gonna make them vunerable to you leavin their bitch rear end

so just let me say to all the guys out there if u rgood lookin, u got a ride, u got u're own crib, u got a good job, u hit the gym, u ball in sum badass nikes or jordans and u dress cool AN YOU AINT GOT A GIRL?

HOMIE. its a compliment to you. ITS A COMPLIMENT TO U, that means these bitches cant step up 2 yur level.

dont feel bad
dont feel insecure
dont feel like u aint gonna never be with anybody

it means that ur goin that fucken ham ur goin ham that hard thats what it is with me. i dont take it personelly, i still gently caress a lot but those girls that gently caress me their afraid 2 b with me but theyll run back 2 b with a lil boy who doesnt even have a car an lives wiht his gramma.

now how does that make sense?

ok it doesnt. it doesn't so dont take it personnelly. im here to be ur fukkn rock for all you guys out there and like i said,

women are internally very jealous creatures
their very insecur
they constantly measure themselvs
and their even competing with u as their boyfriend, as their husban, as their mad.

and uh thats basically whatsup so for you guys out there it was a pleasure ok bye-bye.
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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

you'll probably have to go to kzoo for a while since every city without a college has had dispensary storefronts banned for a decade.

Wait really?

That's just hosed up.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

:911:
:911:
:911:
:911:
:911:

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



literally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlOSdRMSG_k

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Dead Beef posted:

lol just order weed from your phone like an adult

even better: order from an app to minimize your human interaction

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

these sonic posts are trash

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






got tickets to see patton oswalt in july i will try to get him to tell us why he killed his wife

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

ur all goin in the garbage

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpUWrl3-mc8

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Lol, how did she win the popular vote? What a country of idiots.

she had the last name "clinton" and most people remember bill clinton fondly and she was running against trump

and she still couldn't win because she ran up the popular vote instead of realizing we have an electoral college lmao

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