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The one-way road trip is hosed up and not okay imoHughlander posted:How about a wafer thin mint? (I'm not sure how one would search hard enough, I don't think it's possible anymore)
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Anne Whateley posted:Obviously not an rear end in a top hat in any way, but I guarantee she didn't search hard enough for the hidden cameras I feel really bad for that OP because even if her coworkers are right—and they could be wrong—her only “offense” is being oblivious. But instead of coming together to support each other the employees are turning against one another.
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Anne Whateley posted:The one-way road trip is hosed up and not okay imo I carry one of those black beepy wand things into every public restroom I enter. Won't poop unless that thing is blinking and beeping like crazy.
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Barudak posted:You would want to use fear to keep the systems in line, wouldnt you I for one welcome our new Imperial overlords.
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Pirate Radar posted:I feel really bad for that OP because even if her coworkers are right—and they could be wrong—her only “offense” is being oblivious. But instead of coming together to support each other the employees are turning against one another.  I [29 F] am pregnant with twins, my fiance [26 M] wants to give them stupid names. u/queenbeef quote:I'll keep this short- I'm having twin boys. My fiance and I agreed that I would pick their first names and he would pick the middle names. I picked two cute, normal names that I thought would go well with his last name. He picked Batman and Spiderman. He is completely serious. He says these are the names he's always planned to give his children and he thinks that any little boy would love to have the middle name of a superhero. Fuck Your Website fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 7, 2019 |
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Why is there a private shower at work? Is it near the garage overflowing with junk and half started projects and never used tools hanging from the walls?
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gently caress Your Website posted:I [29 F] am pregnant with twins, my fiance [26 M] wants to give them stupid names. This idiot needs to be strangled with his own intestines.
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Barudak posted:If you want to name your kid batman but dont want to get shot to death in an alley, you are a hypocrit poo poo, if the OP's name is MARTHA she has to let it happen edit: wait, he wants spiderman not superman, this joke doesn't work DemoneeHo fucked around with this message at 03:23 on May 7, 2019 |
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Barudak posted:Why is there a private shower at work? Is it near the garage overflowing with junk and half started projects and never used tools hanging from the walls? I've been at large companies where executives with private offices would have a private bathroom off of them and all of those also had showers.
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gently caress Your Website posted:
Are Bruce and Peter not good enough for him for middle names? Christ.
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Barudak posted:Why is there a private shower at work? Is it near the garage overflowing with junk and half started projects and never used tools hanging from the walls? The office I work in has an executive's suite with a bathroom and shower - they're not unheard of. 13Pandora13 posted:Are Bruce and Peter not good enough for him for middle names? Christ.  but but but only a handful of people will get it!
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Just think of all the Clouds and Sephiroths who are currently in the 3rd grade right now Actually, they could even be 20 years old now
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Pirate Radar posted:Powerful move, trying to put them down as references after that. Powerfully stupid. I had the following exchange with a student once:  : "Hey prof can you give me a letter of reference?" : "I'm happy to be a reference for my students, but are you sure you WANT me to be?" : "Why wouldn't I?" :"Because I would be obligated to state that you failed my course due to not completing assignments and being caught plagiarizing twice." :"Yeah but you can't say anything negative in a letter, its against the rules." :"If you're 100% confident that you've read that in the official policy book, by all means, put me down as a reference.  " :"...nevermind."
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Dienes posted:I had the following exchange with a student once: story owns if u read it like jim carrey as robotnik
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MarcusSA posted:Wtf? That is extreme to say the least. Like having ADHD means constantly forgetting where you put down small objects last, definitely poor time managment.... ....forgetting your wife is absolute bonkers poo poo. And of course the dumbass doesn't want treatment lol.
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I [24M] cheated on my girlfriend [24F] when I was away with friends [24M,24M,23M]. Don't know what to do. u/Couldusesomeadvive quote:Some friends and I went on a trip up in the mountains to get away from everything. We're also celebrating Kyle getting over his illness he was battling for a couple of years. We all have girlfriends, and the plan was for us to just do some activities together and go back to the cabin.
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My [25M] girlfriend [24F] only watches "tasteless" movies and television, doesn't ever watch things i like. I asked her to watch something I like for once and she got angry and stopped talking to me. u/badmoviesthrowaway quote:My girlfriend is intelligent and attractive and I do love her. We don't disagree much at all so this is kind of hard for me to talk with her about; when i try she just gets upset and I don't understand why she seems to want to die on this hill. quote:Child, I'm in my 40s and I consume media meant for younger readers and viewers all the time--and so do most of the people I know. What is her future career? Spoiler: I agree with the girlfriend regarding the spoiler above Fuck Your Website fucked around with this message at 03:58 on May 7, 2019 |
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Stranding a cheater lady is ice cold and defs the rear end in a top hat but only in the most badass way.
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gently caress Your Website posted:I [24M] cheated on my girlfriend [24F] when I was away with friends [24M,24M,23M]. Don't know what to do. lol the title makes you think it's gonna be a classic case of stupid friends dragging the OP into breaking his life, but no his group of friends were actually really cool guys who warned him, and tried to contact him and see what the hell he was up to, and even with this bunch of genuine good dudes having his back the OP fucks it all up
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AITA for saying gay as a non-serious insult? u/ace_af quote:Today I showed someone of a sketch of Batman and they asked "where's Superman?" I replied with "no way, Superman's gay" and the room went quiet for a while. It just came out of my mouth and I'm confused if I did something terrible or not.
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Grape posted:lol the title makes you think it's gonna be a classic case of stupid friends dragging the OP into breaking his life, but no his group of friends were actually really cool guys who warned him, and tried to contact him and see what the hell he was up to, and even with this bunch of genuine good dudes having his back the OP fucks it all up Fuckin' seriously. OP's GF needs to make friends with these dudes: they got her back. Also kick her shithead BF to the curb, obviously. Ideally a curb thousands of miles away from where he lives.
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gently caress Your Website posted:My [25M] girlfriend [24F] only watches "tasteless" movies and television, doesn't ever watch things i like. I asked her to watch something I like for once and she got angry and stopped talking to me. The buried lede here is that the girlfriend is "majoring in cartoons at university" and "She wants to be a cartoonist" (ops words). So along with being the entertainment police he's also dunking on her career choice. Also I hate him and feel personally attacked because my wife and I both love The Last Airbender
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gently caress Your Website posted:My [25M] girlfriend [24F] only watches "tasteless" movies and television, doesn't ever watch things i like. I asked her to watch something I like for once and she got angry and stopped talking to me. ...I don't think it's the girlfriend who has poor taste here, man, spoiler owns. And I'm not sure I've heard things by Guillermo del Toro called "simple" before! He is many things, and I am not sure that is one.
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AITA For breaking things off with my Girlfriend u/Pm_Me_Your_Boobs7 quote:So for the last couple of months ive been kinda struggling if im an rear end in a top hat or not. So a few months ago i landed a date with a wonderful woman, We worked together, and we started texting for 2 days straight. She was nearly a decade older than me but she was nice in every regard.
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Oh poo poo, I dug into pretentious movie guy's comments:quote:classic movies, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Kubrick. She claimed she'd seen the movies I wanted to watch (I don't think she did) but was still open to seeing them again, but she always leaves partway through. quote:People who review those shows well are mostly doing it because they watched it as a kid and feel nostalgic for it. They probably haven't even watched them since they were kids and are just going on memories quote:She's majoring in cartoons at university, which is probably what she's talking about. I just put it in quotation marks because it's always possible she'll change her mind. what a pretentious shithead Oh wait, even though it's a throwaway, he also posted... in the redpill subreddit! quote:females exaggerate their "orgasms" in the first place
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Anne Whateley posted:The one-way road trip is hosed up and not okay imo
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gently caress Your Website posted:AITA For breaking things off with my Girlfriend The spoiler parts... huh? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
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gently caress Your Website posted:
Oh come on If it was their first names then yeah, but who the gently caress honestly cares about their middle names
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FactsAreUseless posted:He was a manipulative abuser - and cheating is abuse - who doesn't care about women. He deserves his suffering. I'm glad it happened to him. He's absolutely a shithead who deserves all kinds of horrible things, no debate there at all. However, when someone's being abused, I would suggest getting out as fast as is possible for them, not trying out retaliatory abuse
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FactsAreUseless posted:He was a manipulative abuser - and cheating is abuse - who doesn't care about women. He deserves his suffering. I'm glad it happened to him. Ann Whateley is absolutely correct, it was hosed up and not ok. You are also correct, he totally deserved it. Two wrongs don't make a right but in this case they do make a gently caress YEA
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Oh come on The fiance, obviously.
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